Jessica Lynch is a Dumb Bitch

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  1. SFOSOK

    SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong

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    Jessica Lynch is a Dumb Bi#*%

    Jessica Lynch is a dumb bitch, she single handedly killed her commanding officer in a car wreck where everyone else was either captured and tortured to death of just killed. And what did she get for all this? medals, and you know why? cause she was a girl. Those medals should have gone to the men from the Special Forces, Rangers, and Marine Force Recon who all went to her hospital jsut to save her ass. now they are making a movie out of it? pathetic.


    I am not sexist, but the Millitary was meant for men, we should never have lowered the standards for women.


    Main point, if that was Jessica Lynch in that vest she probably would have died on the spot from the blow or would have just been knocked unconscious, and thereafter recieved a medal of honor for catching a bullet with her stupidity





    I mean seriously though, If I was around bagdad and I fell off a roof, used my commander to break my fall, and break every bone in my body, I would probably get court martialed.

    But if a woman (who doesn't know how to drive, why the fuck is she driving anyway?), for instance, plows through a field of male soldiers, using the front of her car as the lifetime channel's male demon death machine, she would be praised by all and givin medals for her heroic actions of slaughtering her fellow man in arms




    Reasons why woman Should not be in the millitary.
    1. If they get shot when on their period they die.

    2. Bleed soo much They have to check if they are wounded for half an hour.

    3. Don't know how to fucking drive and sohuld never be around cars (I don't care what any ofyou say, Women are not meant to drive, whoever put the first woman in front of a stearing wheel should die)

    4. Distractions for men (they should only be thinkin bout killin some Osama, not bangin the pretty private)

    5. If a woman is ugly enough to look like a man, smell like a man, sound like a man, and not get periods like a man well....chances are she is in the marines already, cause u can't really tell if Marines are men or women, they r just... u know.....marines....they get em all super beefy so they can make a giant wall of protection against incoming fire.


    I also say sargeants should be allowed to punch anyone with a lower rank than them in the face. But you can't hit girls so that eliminates that.

    Now adays girls are smarter than guys, and you know wut, we don't care, cause we buy them the slowest car we can find and make them eat our dust from our cars, and thats wut really matters isn't it?


    Army all the way


    HoooaaH
     
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    SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong

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    Give me a fucking Hooah if you agree


    If you don't agree say so, if you are a marine or in the Navy please type in, I LOVE THE COCK!
     
  3. OldBuzzard

    OldBuzzard DH's oldest Geek

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    This is the most incredible display of stupidity that I have ever seen in the FWZ.

    Congratulations SFOSOK :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  4. SFOSOK

    SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong

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    You are very welcome.
     
  5. SFOSOK

    SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong

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    Why would anyone post something in here if they wanted it to be taken seriously?




    Maybe its just there to make you think.





    Maybe its just there to piss you off.





    O shit I have an English paper due tomorrow.





    IF you truelly take this seriously then you are far too tense, you should not look for any type of insight in a forum titled Flaming
     
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    ah shit, I have seen worse....'
    I remember an idiot called Byteme...LOL
     
  7. Falstaff

    Falstaff Old Codger

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    this is all you got?
     
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    Falstaff Old Codger

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    this is all you got?
     
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    *The only problem is many a male soldger will die attempting an impossable saveing of
    a injured or trapped female soldger vs a male one. Doing things they wouldn't do with thier
    wits about them

    *Men don't have to worry about other men being raped on the battle field,
    by thier fellow soldger or the enemy. They have to worry about the females

    *When a female is killed or captured it's ubber bad PR.
     
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    wow man, neon what the heck is that?
     
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    I think someone's clock has stopped.......put a new battery in and reset it to the 21st century.
     
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    The UK lost more men under friendly fire from the USA guys than hostile fire. Maybe all americans are just dumb?
     
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    you are a wanker ... your maw must be well pleased with you after your initial post

    and why does this not suprise me about you fannybaws :(
     
  15. SFOSOK

    SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong

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    hahahahahaha ,sweet changin my worsd around and shit, wow that is original, and I'm not even trying to piss anyone off.



    Funny that ppl responded, I just wanted ppl to read it so it looks like they have.



    and no that is not the best I have, but I will not waste my intellectual ability on this forum.
     
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    ?

    possibly dumb, but still alive



    not a army brat
    not a squid
    not a punk ass marine
    USAF!

    :lol:
     
  17. OldBuzzard

    OldBuzzard DH's oldest Geek

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    Good that you decided that, as from what I've seen, you don't have very much 'intellectual ability' to spare.
     
  18. SFOSOK

    SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong

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    Good come back, I may have myself a laugh.



    Youv'e got to think to yourself though b4 you post, how that everything and anything anyone may say would never piss me off.






    I view most ppl's opinions as equall.


    but very good, keep it coming, I could use some electronic abuse because my life is just way too good to last right now.
     
  19. BiGBrOwNPimpsta

    BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp

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    another stupid thread but this guy doesnt piss me off
     
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