Discussion in 'Off-Topic Forum' started by Trusteft, Dec 2, 2009.
Why did my washing machine stop pumping out water?
And more importantly, where is my hamster?
Hey Craig, whats up homie.
Wow, it took me 10 seconds to get the joke. I thought it was two separate jokes and was thinking, they do not make sense. BUT, combine them and you have a jewel!
A carpet layer had just finished laying new carpet in an older home and decided to step outside for a smoke. When he reached for his pack of cigarettes, he noticed they were missing.
So, he went back inside and, right away, noticed a hump in the middle of the living room carpet.
Thinking to himself, he said, "I'm not pulling up carpet just for a few cigarettes" and proceeded to take his hammer and smash the area flat.
After doing so, he got up and was about to leave when the lady of the house walked in and handed him his pack of cigarettes.
"I found these in a back bedroom," she said. "But, have you seen my daughter's pet gerbil?"
Rest in pepperonis.
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