reality tv bites!

dj6thgear · Feb 27, 2006, 07:55 AM

Pink Floyd said it best… “there’s 69 channels of shit on the TV to choose from…” Only now there’s more like 369 channels of shit. If it’s not annoying adds letting you know that “OUR ADDS ARE LOUDER, THAN ANYONE ELSES!” –OR- feed the starving kids -OR- the retro channels, full of the same lame shit shows we hated back then to, -OR- better yet Martha-inside-trader-fuckin-homemaker, something is bound to break….(my t.v. screen)

Then I found... him… my “lord and master”

===è F O A M Y ç===

“THIS IS ONE REALLY PISSED-OFF SQUIRRAL!”

Taken From: Neurotically Yours: Episode # 045: Foamy's Rant V

HOW ABOUT THIS....STOP WITH THE F***ING REALITY SHOWS. I AM SO SICK OF THIS F***IN' BULLSHIT WITH THE FAKEASS MARRIAGES FOR MONEY ECT…

YOU WANT REALITY? YEAH? I’LL GIVE YOU REALITY! YOU SEE I HAVE IDEAS.

HAVE A REALITY SHOW THAT PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY WANT TO WATCH, AND YOU WOULD ALSO HAVE A GREAT START FOR A SERIES, ON AN ALL NEW NETWORK, CALLED, “THE SNUFF CHANNEL”. THE WHOLE CHANNEL WOULD BE DEDICATED TO THE ELIMINATION OF A F***IN' MORON, EVERY HALF HOUR! I WOULD BE PERSONALLY INVOLVED IN EVERY SHOW AND WOULD WORK OVERTIME TO ENSURE THAT 48 IDIOTS WERE REMOVED FROM SOCIETY EVERY DAY. THEN YOU BREAK OUT THE RAZORS AND SALT… AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT "YOU'RE SO CRUEL" BULLSHIT………

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xthecreep · Mar 7, 2006, 05:05 PM

fuck yeh..

we should get a couple of camcorders, and put a few episodes together.

ps: atleast you have 1 reply now

Rycho · Apr 11, 2006, 12:59 AM

Reality tv is some serius waste of time. The ppl who makes this crap should be smacked in the face with a dead fish.

Falstaff · Apr 11, 2006, 07:39 AM

Rayder · Apr 11, 2006, 10:14 AM

My bro was bitching just the other day about how the news was gabbing about American Idol instead of telling you any REAL news.

Why is anything on the news wasting time telling me about American Idol?!? I mean, who the hell actually cares?!?

They also went on to say that American Idol was the most watched TV show in it's timeslot.......well sure....there was absolutely NOTHING else to watch during that timeslot...we looked.

Reality TV is just a way for networks to put some cheap-ass garbage on TV and call it a show. God forbid we get a show that actually costs some $$$ to produce, or a show that people would actually WANT to watch.

Reality TV, to me, seems to be for braindead idiots to watch. I tried to watch that shit. I just couldn't, it was too ridiculous and pointless.

Al_Vampyre · Apr 11, 2006, 10:42 AM

Reality TV...another oxymoron, its neither real or good TV, I have enough to deal with in my own life without watching some other dummy feck up theirs too, I have given up watching tv altogether, with the exception of 'Planet Earth'

Falstaff · Apr 11, 2006, 11:48 AM

American television used to be good, now it seems it is hit or miss on good televsion, everything has formulas...when a whore like Paris Hilton can be elevated to star status and good shows cancelled like Star Trek...there is no God!!!

niceguyrichy · Apr 11, 2006, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Falstaff

and good shows cancelled like Star Trek...there is no God!!!

damn straight!

I mean who the hell cancelled Firefly???

Bastards

Falstaff · Apr 11, 2006, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by niceguyrichy

damn straight!

I mean who the hell cancelled Firefly???

Bastards

They dont care about us the consumer....nope...
How can we live our lives vicariously through drama....

just doesnt make sense...

LeanWolf · Apr 11, 2006, 02:56 PM

It all comes down to money (always has). Good shows cost lots of money, if a show becomes popular, you have to pay everybody more and more (writers, actors). "reality" shows are cheap, people are idiots who will do anything (free of charge) just to be on TV. The reason they won't go away is because 90% of the population are also idiots who keep watching this crap.

Falstaff · Apr 11, 2006, 03:05 PM

Ya know, I wonder if Howard Stern will have his own cable show.

Maddogg6 · Apr 11, 2006, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falstaff

Ya know, I wonder if Howard Stern will have his own cable show.

I heard hes going PPV

pr0digal jenius · Apr 11, 2006, 08:05 PM

He is...40 shows a month available on Satellite [Dish, and i think DirecTV too].....and I BELIEVE comcast is picking it up soon too

SFOSOK · Apr 11, 2006, 09:59 PM

no sex or violence no place for it on TV. It is a wasteland where all the crap society imposses on us gets to run free. To solve the problem, don't watch it : ).

Read a book, watch a movie

~~Alien1~~ · Apr 12, 2006, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by LeanWolf

It all comes down to money (always has). Good shows cost lots of money, if a show becomes popular, you have to pay everybody more and more (writers, actors). "reality" shows are cheap, people are idiots who will do anything (free of charge) just to be on TV. The reason they won't go away is because 90% of the population are also idiots who keep watching this crap.

Exactly

For the same reasons Reality shows exists here in Europe as well

Humans are everywhere the same when it is about these "kind of values" after all

FAME, MONEY & AND WHO WILL BE THE MOST BEAUTIFULL (according to what is beautifull for the most people) WITH THE MOST CHICKS OR BOYS WORSHIP HIM\HER

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Originally Posted by Green Death Flavor

Read a book, watch a movie

No way...that is for the intelligent that do not spend their time watching TV all day like vegetables

People love "eating" crap anyway
Reality shows are like fast food and cheap for the TV producers

Most morons are watching these shit having fun and getting ideas and the TV producers and channels will not go bankrupt
so almost everyone is happy

OldBuzzard · Apr 12, 2006, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rycho

The ppl who makes this crap should be smacked in the face with a dead fish.

It's the people who WATCH it that needs get smacked

LeanWolf · Apr 12, 2006, 02:56 PM

we'd need alot of dead fish!

OmegaRED · Apr 14, 2006, 05:56 AM

Survivor blows.

American Idol blows.

All other reality tv shows blow with the exception of one gem...

...American Inventor!

That show rocks cause you actually get to see something that might affect you (as in you might actually buy it) or an invention that could have a positive impact on society rather than a bunch of attention whores trying to be famous.

Feb 27, 2006, 07:55 AM	#1
dj6thgear DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	reality tv bites! Pink Floyd said it best… “there’s 69 channels of shit on the TV to choose from…” Only now there’s more like 369 channels of shit. If it’s not annoying adds letting you know that “OUR ADDS ARE LOUDER, THAN ANYONE ELSES!” –OR- feed the starving kids -OR- the retro channels, full of the same lame shit shows we hated back then to, -OR- better yet Martha-inside-trader-fuckin-homemaker, something is bound to break….(my t.v. screen) Then I found... him… my “lord and master” ===è F O A M Y ç=== “THIS IS ONE REALLY PISSED-OFF SQUIRRAL!” Taken From: Neurotically Yours: Episode # 045: Foamy's Rant V HOW ABOUT THIS....STOP WITH THE F*ING REALITY SHOWS. I AM SO SICK OF THIS FIN' BULLSHIT WITH THE FAKEASS MARRIAGES FOR MONEY ECT… YOU WANT REALITY? YEAH? I’LL GIVE YOU REALITY! YOU SEE I HAVE IDEAS. HAVE A REALITY SHOW THAT PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY WANT TO WATCH, AND YOU WOULD ALSO HAVE A GREAT START FOR A SERIES, ON AN ALL NEW NETWORK, CALLED, “THE SNUFF CHANNEL”. THE WHOLE CHANNEL WOULD BE DEDICATED TO THE ELIMINATION OF A F*IN' MORON, EVERY HALF HOUR! I WOULD BE PERSONALLY INVOLVED IN EVERY SHOW AND WOULD WORK OVERTIME TO ENSURE THAT 48 IDIOTS WERE REMOVED FROM SOCIETY EVERY DAY. THEN YOU BREAK OUT THE RAZORS AND SALT… AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT "YOU'RE SO CRUEL" BULLSHIT……… [COLOR=Red]Site pimpage not allowed...please read the forum rules if you have any questions. Further infractions will be removed altogether ---PJ[/COLOR] ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++ DON’T DRINK FROM THE MAINSTREAM Last edited by pr0digal jenius; Apr 11, 2006 at 05:00 AM.*

Mar 7, 2006, 05:05 PM	#2
xthecreep DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 92 Rep Power: 0	fuck yeh.. we should get a couple of camcorders, and put a few episodes together. ps: atleast you have 1 reply now __________________ [color=darkolivegreen] two+2=five[/color]

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Al_Vampyre HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,532 Rep Power: 72 System Specs	Reality TV...another oxymoron, its neither real or good TV, I have enough to deal with in my own life without watching some other dummy feck up theirs too, I have given up watching tv altogether, with the exception of 'Planet Earth' __________________ "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad" - Brian O'Driscoll - Ireland Rugby Team 2009 Grand Slam winning Captain.

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Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	American television used to be good, now it seems it is hit or miss on good televsion, everything has formulas...when a whore like Paris Hilton can be elevated to star status and good shows cancelled like Star Trek...there is no God!!! __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

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Rycho DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4 Rep Power: 0	Reality tv is some serius waste of time. The ppl who makes this crap should be smacked in the face with a dead fish.

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Rayder Mostly lurking lately.... Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 2,161 Rep Power: 73	My bro was bitching just the other day about how the news was gabbing about American Idol instead of telling you any REAL news. Why is anything on the news wasting time telling me about American Idol?!? I mean, who the hell actually cares?!? They also went on to say that American Idol was the most watched TV show in it's timeslot.......well sure....there was absolutely NOTHING else to watch during that timeslot...we looked. Reality TV is just a way for networks to put some cheap-ass garbage on TV and call it a show. God forbid we get a show that actually costs some $$$ to produce, or a show that people would actually WANT to watch. Reality TV, to me, seems to be for braindead idiots to watch. I tried to watch that shit. I just couldn't, it was too ridiculous and pointless.

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LeanWolf alpha male Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Skyrim Posts: 5,713 Rep Power: 84 System Specs	It all comes down to money (always has). Good shows cost lots of money, if a show becomes popular, you have to pay everybody more and more (writers, actors). "reality" shows are cheap, people are idiots who will do anything (free of charge) just to be on TV. The reason they won't go away is because 90% of the population are also idiots who keep watching this crap. __________________

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Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	Ya know, I wonder if Howard Stern will have his own cable show. __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

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pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	He is...40 shows a month available on Satellite [Dish, and i think DirecTV too].....and I BELIEVE comcast is picking it up soon too

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OmegaRED Relapsed Gamer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ottawa , Canada Posts: 5,688 Rep Power: 173 System Specs	Survivor blows. American Idol blows. All other reality tv shows blow with the exception of one gem... ...American Inventor! That show rocks cause you actually get to see something that might affect you (as in you might actually buy it) or an invention that could have a positive impact on society rather than a bunch of attention whores trying to be famous. __________________ E Penis Specs: <------------- See System Specs