Toilet seats and women...

Maddogg6 · Mar 24, 2006, 04:35 PM

I started writing this in this thread,
http://www.hardwareheaven.com/off-topic-forum/102169-30-things-girls-think-guys-should-know-my-30-modifications-guys-standpo.html

but figured it *could* turn into a flame war, so I decided to post it here instead..??
Anyways - here goes....

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The whole toilet seat thing has always been a pet peeve for me...

<Start side note:>
I actually has some 'broad' complain about having to lower the seat in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE.
I said - 'I can get you a towel if you fall in, but its gonna cost ya..'
I never returned her calls.
<end side note>

If I have to lift it, why can't she lower it.??

Also - If I DON'T lift the seat - I'll pee on it - then she'll sit on it... or worse, I might later.
It just seems backwards..

Would she rather have the relatively 'clean' toilet water on her ass (from 'falling in') instead of my pee cuz I DIDN'T raise the seat when I went?

It *should* be the other way around..

'Damnit - you left the seat down again, no sex for you tonight'

How did we let this happen guys? - its them whipped ones that ruined it for all of us, I just know it!

SAY NO TO 'Yes, Dear' !!

I propose a 'a urinal in ever home' march, that should solve all our problems - but the women will say - 'I don't want to have to look at that when I'm going to the bathroom'

Thus providing the proof that they just want something to gripe about..

Lets look at the pros a cons:
Pros:
No more falling in
No more having to deal with the related complaints.
Their much more 'self cleaning' than a regular bowl.
Cons:
An extra $200 or so on the mortgage
'I don't want to have to look at that when I'm going to the bathroom'

Did I leave anything out...??

Don't get me wrong, I'll hold open a door for anyone (not just women), let people in traffic, tell the store clerk when I made a mess at the soda fountain etc.. - I consider my self a pretty courteous, but this has always 'got to me'.

Flame on ladies.... I'm A MAN - I can take it.

OldBuzzard · Mar 24, 2006, 08:38 PM

In MY house, which in which there are me, 2 sons, and the wife, the toilet seat stays UP unless the wife puts it down.

She's learned over the years that when one lives in 'Testerone Hell', one just puts up with certain inconvenciences

H3X4D3C1M4L · Mar 24, 2006, 09:12 PM

Who needs a toilet anyway. I mark my territory on my lawn.

Zelig · Mar 24, 2006, 09:30 PM

I put the lid down.

pr0digal jenius · Mar 25, 2006, 02:20 AM

i'm bad enough about everything else i figured i could atleast leave the seat down

niceguyrichy · Mar 25, 2006, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zelig

I put the lid down.

me too

i like the "clunk" sound it makes..

Asmoday · Mar 26, 2006, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by niceguyrichy

me too

i like the "clunk" sound it makes..

Me too!

Mar 24, 2006, 04:35 PM	#1
Maddogg6 Tail Razer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Bernyurass, AZ - USA Posts: 4,027 Rep Power: 0	Toilet seats and women... I started writing this in this thread, http://www.hardwareheaven.com/off-topic-forum/102169-30-things-girls-think-guys-should-know-my-30-modifications-guys-standpo.html but figured it could turn into a flame war, so I decided to post it here instead..?? Anyways - here goes.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The whole toilet seat thing has always been a pet peeve for me... <Start side note:> I actually has some 'broad' complain about having to lower the seat in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE. I said - 'I can get you a towel if you fall in, but its gonna cost ya..' I never returned her calls. <end side note> If I have to lift it, why can't she lower it.?? Also - If I DON'T lift the seat - I'll pee on it - then she'll sit on it... or worse, I might later. It just seems backwards.. Would she rather have the relatively 'clean' toilet water on her ass (from 'falling in') instead of my pee cuz I DIDN'T raise the seat when I went? It should be the other way around.. 'Damnit - you left the seat down again, no sex for you tonight' How did we let this happen guys? - its them whipped ones that ruined it for all of us, I just know it! SAY NO TO 'Yes, Dear' !! I propose a 'a urinal in ever home' march, that should solve all our problems - but the women will say - 'I don't want to have to look at that when I'm going to the bathroom' Thus providing the proof that they just want something to gripe about.. Lets look at the pros a cons: Pros: No more falling in No more having to deal with the related complaints. Their much more 'self cleaning' than a regular bowl. Cons: An extra $200 or so on the mortgage 'I don't want to have to look at that when I'm going to the bathroom' Did I leave anything out...?? Don't get me wrong, I'll hold open a door for anyone (not just women), let people in traffic, tell the store clerk when I made a mess at the soda fountain etc.. - I consider my self a pretty courteous, but this has always 'got to me'. Flame on ladies.... I'm A MAN - I can take it.

Mar 24, 2006, 08:38 PM	#2
OldBuzzard DH's oldest Geek Join Date: May 2003 Location: Oberlin, OH Posts: 2,781 Rep Power: 142 System Specs	In MY house, which in which there are me, 2 sons, and the wife, the toilet seat stays UP unless the wife puts it down. She's learned over the years that when one lives in 'Testerone Hell', one just puts up with certain inconvenciences __________________ When looking for a reason as to why things go wrong, never rule out sheer STUPIDITY

Mar 24, 2006, 09:30 PM	#4
Zelig HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 3,187 Rep Power: 71 System Specs	I put the lid down. __________________ --

Mar 24, 2006, 09:12 PM	#3
H3X4D3C1M4L DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 6,794 Rep Power: 0	Who needs a toilet anyway. I mark my territory on my lawn.

Mar 25, 2006, 02:20 AM	#5
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	i'm bad enough about everything else i figured i could atleast leave the seat down