Ryoko or Reno, who is the sexiest driverheaven member !

May 29, 2002, 07:15 PM

well guys we have the pick of the litter in here.

we have the gorgeous Ryoko, the intense green haired big breasted furiously defending nvidia female sex kitten user or we have

Reno, the gayboy from airworf with the tiny manhood, who walks with a limp from his over active boyfriend ...

who would you rather go the whole 10 rounds with?

im voting for ryoko, that green hair dye turns me on like crazy, I mean have none of you seen the dirty cartoon of homer and marge with her blue pubes ????? **makes wolf sound***

vampireuk · May 29, 2002, 07:24 PM

I remember that picture...but I just dont fancy having to explain why I coughed up a green hairball

Zardon · May 29, 2002, 07:29 PM

you guys seriously need to get out a little!

digitalwanderer · May 29, 2002, 07:29 PM

Where we pick up little billy-boy and bitch-slap him around for a little bit before we let him have the old backdoor pass from Edward the wonder-donkey without the aid of lubricants?

"EEEEEEEEEEE-ore!"

<Edward seems rather partial to this option...>

Ryoko · May 29, 2002, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Billy
well guys we have the pick of the litter in here.

we have the gorgeous Ryoko, the intense green haired big breasted furiously defending nvidia female sex kitten user or we have

Reno, the gayboy from airworf with the tiny manhood, who walks with a limp from his over active boyfriend ...

who would you rather go the whole 10 rounds with?

im voting for ryoko, that green hair dye turns me on like crazy, I mean have none of you seen the dirty cartoon of homer and marge with her blue pubes ????? **makes wolf sound***

UberLord · May 29, 2002, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Billy

im voting for ryoko, that green hair dye turns me on like crazy, I mean have none of you seen the dirty cartoon of homer and marge with her blue pubes ????? **makes wolf sound***

I don't understand - you're voting for Ryoko and [size=x-small]air[/size]wolf?

dipstick · May 30, 2002, 01:29 AM

I am new around here but I can definitely tell that you earned that flame avatar

JavaFox · May 30, 2002, 02:06 AM

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Originally posted by kakarot
I am new around here but I can definitely tell that you earned that flame avatar

A more appropriate avatar for Billy would be a flat-lining EEG -- since that's about how much brain activity our resident village idiot enjoys. Or perhaps the fire represents the fact that he's a flaming homosexual?

May 30, 2002, 06:29 AM

what happened to your avatar javafox, the one of the dog turd? did the mods find it offensive or was it just stinking out the flame section? damn thats not fair they did that on you.

and dont be telling everyone im gay big boy, dont want our little secret out!

and dont worry about airwolf lover Reno, ill protect you from his mightly dong. hes still pissed cause you left him, you bitch you !!! I know you limp enough already. and I also know people think you two are the same person with your very similar faggot based and exceptionally irrating posts but I know that you always assume the "woman" role of the gay lovers.

maybe the mods will let you put up the Village people avatar you originally had again.

JavaFox · May 30, 2002, 07:06 AM

The only things around here that're offensive, Billy, are your stench and butchering of the English language. Didn't you pay attention in class when the teacher was going over punctuation and grammar? Or were you too busy huffing rubber cement and writing homoerotic stories about George Michael?

I predict that your reply will be, in typical Billy-style, something along the lines of "Oooh javafox you must be talking about your own schooling! hahaha."

But the fact remains, Billy, that I have some semblance of a life as well as a pretty decent grasp of this beautiful language we call English. You, on the other hand, probably spend your time fantasizing about reno and Ryoko penetrating you from behind.

At any rate, if I were concerned with your well-being, I'd tell you to lay off the inhalants -- but I'm not. Not like you've got much to damage anyway.

Ryoko · May 30, 2002, 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by JavaFox
You, on the other hand, probably spend your time fantasizing about reno and Ryoko penetrating you from behind.

all he'll ever be able to do is fantasize. mine is for sweet cherries only. oops, i think i upset him.

May 30, 2002, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JavaFox
The only things around here that're offensive, Billy, are your stench and butchering of the English language. Didn't you pay attention in class when the teacher was going over punctuation and grammar? Or were you too busy huffing rubber cement and writing homoerotic stories about George Michael?

I predict that your reply will be, in typical Billy-style, something along the lines of "Oooh javafox you must be talking about your own schooling! hahaha."

But the fact remains, Billy, that I have some semblance of a life as well as a pretty decent grasp of this beautiful language we call English. You, on the other hand, probably spend your time fantasizing about reno and Ryoko penetrating you from behind.

At any rate, if I were concerned with your well-being, I'd tell you to lay off the inhalants -- but I'm not. Not like you've got much to damage anyway.

no Java ill leave you alone, I dont want to hurt you and Reno anymore, ive attemped to make up for my failing and shortcomings (especially with my exceptionally ludicrous and failed control of the most moving english language) by posting one of the many poetic masterpieces you shared with me before sending it to your love Reno.. (btw does he not mind you talking about him in that way ?? thats not very nice).

Please leave the beautiful Ryoko alone, she is a beautiful woman I greatly respect and it pains me to read you talking about her in such a cheap and insulting manner.

And yes im sure everyone will agree your grasp of english is indeed quite amazing, the fluency with which you write that poetry and express your love and desires is quite simply just tear jerking..... a modern day shakespeare if ever I saw one.

peace and lots of love

http://www.hardwareheaven.com/thread.php?id=1125

Ryoko · May 30, 2002, 05:43 PM

hey billy, are you korean?

Yeti · May 30, 2002, 05:50 PM

Hmmmm... finally someone to blame the B.net lag on......

BIlly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!--DIE!!! Lol

(seriously though... all i hear are people dissing koreans... but i just have never met anyone online that evil... ever!)....

Oh yeah... billy.... yeah you disgust me blah blah blah... not gonna waste words... goodbye.

Ryoko · May 30, 2002, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yeti
Hmmmm... finally someone to blame the B.net lag on......

BIlly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!--DIE!!! Lol

(seriously though... all i hear are people dissing koreans... but i just have never met anyone online that evil... ever!)....

Oh yeah... billy.... yeah you disgust me blah blah blah... not gonna waste words... goodbye.

it wasn't a flame. he told me once that he knew me from somewhere else. i'm just trying to figure out where.

UberLord · May 30, 2002, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ryoko
it wasn't a flame. he told me once that he knew me from somewhere else. i'm just trying to figure out where.

His fantasies

May 30, 2002, 05:57 PM

you know you are all a bunch of amateur flamers ... is this not the flame forum? is this not meant to be fun? have very few of you got a real sense of humour? and do you all take it TOO seriously?

"yes" to them all.

and btw you are all a bunch of pussies ... stop chatting like frigging girlie yahoo chat and start insulting ...

Ryoko you DO know me honey... I am the guy of your dreams ..

May 30, 2002, 06:02 PM

I mean just look at java .. hes so intent on impressing everyone with his intellicual postings that hes forgetting to flame, hes more interested in attemping to correct my grammar errors ... now thats a lame ass donkey willy eating noob thing to do, I picture him as a 16 year old, wearing big thick rimmed glasses, a small willy, no girl, no life, just his english dictionary and a copy of "men are from pluto, women are from venus" along with zit cream, a worn out and stained copy of "playsheep", a blow up doll, a high spec pc and parents who talk about him at night saying .. "omg, we need to get him to go out more ..." .. I NEED SOME REAL FLAMERS IN THIS GODDAMN FORUM to have a good fight with ..

Ryoko · May 30, 2002, 06:02 PM

i used to pick on a fag in one of my computer classes in high school who called himself billy. hmm wonder who's enlarging his brown starfish...

Ryoko · May 30, 2002, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Billy
I mean just look at java .. hes so intent on impressing everyone with his intellicual postings that hes forgetting to flame, hes more interested in attemping to correct my grammar errors ... now thats a lame ass donkey willy eating noob thing to do, I picture him as a 16 year old, wearing big thick rimmed glasses, a small willy, no girl, no life, just his english dictionary and a copy of "men are from pluto, women are from venus" along with zit cream, a worn out and stained copy of "playsheep", a blow up doll, a high spec pc and parents who talk about him at night saying .. "omg, we need to get him to go out more ..." .. I NEED SOME REAL FLAMERS IN THIS GODDAMN FORUM to have a good fight with ..

a few years after you reach puberty, you will understand just what our flames really mean.

Yeti · May 30, 2002, 06:06 PM

Listen Mac... whatever the hell your name is.... so far fox has been doing a better job of flaming than you... allright? Everyone has!!!! Got it?

See... posts that start and end with the word moron really don't qualify as flames. They are (as fox has repeatedly pointed out) nothing more than grammar errors put together into what appears to be a crude insult.

I'm goin ... cyall (for now)

May 30, 2002, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ryoko
i used to pick on a fag in one of my computer classes in high school who called himself billy. hmm wonder who's enlarging his brown starfish...

you see thats an improvement over correcting my grammar errors like javacox, but its still not that good. and do girl speak so rudely ?? tut tut. you are a girl right? I mean why on earth would a guy post a faggoty avatar like that as their image online? do you secretly wear your moms silk panties at night after smelling them? and want to be a woman? I suppose thats better than dressing up in an indians costume with a lace thong like Java, but man change the avatar fgs .... its really giving nvidia users a bad name .... I mean the public persception of nvidia users is already bad enough .. geeks who just sit in all night trying to get 1 more fps from their overclocked ti card, whilst all sorts of women (or men) in your case are passing them by....

and whats with the obsession with manga? I mean you already have a defensive fixation with nvidia ... combining manga cartoons with that is just really showing yourself for being even more of a no life geek than you already are.... is it that you really are a guy !!!! (NO WAY) and your daddy dressed you up in girls clothes when you were young?

I really want to know, but ill read this when I get back later, cause ive got a life and cant sit on this forum all night talking crap with a bunch of girls... im going out with some mates to play soccer.

so ill see you lame ass girls later (well and the gorgeous bitch Java).

all my love Ryoko, the blonde hair rinse is in the mail.

(ill get you a good flamer yet, dont worry, with practice you will learn better insults).

May 30, 2002, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yeti
Listen Mac... whatever the hell your name is.... so far fox has been doing a better job of flaming than you... allright? Everyone has!!!! Got it?

See... posts that start and end with the word moron really don't qualify as flames. They are (as fox has repeatedly pointed out) nothing more than grammar errors put together into what appears to be a crude insult.

I'm goin ... cyall (for now)

I mean, just look at your avatar dude, is that your mum spanking your ass as a kid?

Yeti · May 30, 2002, 06:16 PM

Wow... you can see that in my avatar?????

I wonder what you make of the ink blots at the psychiatrists.... LOL

Ryoko · May 30, 2002, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Billy
you see thats an improvement over correcting my grammar errors like javacox, but its still not that good. and do girl speak so rudely ?? tut tut. you are a girl right? I mean why on earth would a guy post a faggoty avatar like that as their image online? do you secretly wear your moms silk panties at night after smelling them? and want to be a woman? I suppose thats better than dressing up in an indians costume with a lace thong like Java, but man change the avatar fgs .... its really giving nvidia users a bad name .... I mean the public persception of nvidia users is already bad enough .. geeks who just sit in all night trying to get 1 more fps from their overclocked ti card, whilst all sorts of women (or men) in your case are passing them by....

and whats with the obsession with manga? I mean you already have a defensive fixation with nvidia ... combining manga cartoons with that is just really showing yourself for being even more of a no life geek than you already are.... is it that you really are a guy !!!! (NO WAY) and your daddy dressed you up in girls clothes when you were young?

I really want to know, but ill read this when I get back later, cause ive got a life and cant sit on this forum all night talking crap with a bunch of girls... im going out with some mates to play soccer.

so ill see you lame ass girls later (well and the gorgeous bitch Java).

all my love Ryoko, the blonde hair rinse is in the mail.

(ill get you a good flamer yet, dont worry, with practice you will learn better insults).

actually, the reason why i used that avatar is because people kept thinking my nick was my real name. the girl in the avatar is ryoko from tenchi muyo, a popular ANIME (not manga), and i didn't want to have to keep telling japanese pervs that i was a guy. of course, no matter how many times i tell you, denial sets in. it's like a disease, isn't it? never being able to come to grips that your biggest crush doesn't want you, never being able to say that the company you love so much doesn't love you back, and never being able to be satisfied with the video card you bought. i don't think it's me that needs to get a life. after all, i live in the real world, not in a flame forum. i've learned to accept my surroundings (i don't have to like the shit that life serves me, i just have to serve it right back) and continue to grow as an adult. and until you learn the same, i fear you will be stuck in the same routine of looking for people to demean so that you can feel better about yourself. but do you feel better about yourself? you're not making friends. you're just making people angry at you and demean you more. it's like you're in a race to be at the top of the emotional ladder. instead, you and the people you flame keep knocking each other down farther and farther. what's at the bottom, you ask? well, just hope it never comes to that. what's at the top? people who helped each other out and didn't get into a "knock the other person down" war.

ADD really has its downsides, as you can see

Yeti · May 30, 2002, 06:28 PM

Oh i'm sure there is a Tenchi Manga.... at least the book form of the Anime if nothing original... (I'm not farmiliar with the history).

Zardon · May 30, 2002, 06:28 PM

id give this thread 10 out of 10, "hellfire flame" rating.

Yeti · May 30, 2002, 06:30 PM

Hmmm.... i didn't know this was being rated...

Hey whats the prize .... LOOOOOOOL

Btw... whatever happened to your avatar Zardon? For some reason.... a lot of em ain't showin up for me... or are they just gone?

dipstick · May 30, 2002, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zardon
id give this thread 10 out of 10, "hellfire flame" rating.

I agree

It's been a pleasure to read

Malus · May 30, 2002, 07:14 PM

Fr00t! All of you!

May 29, 2002, 07:15 PM	#1
Billy Guest Posts: n/a	Ryoko or Reno, who is the sexiest driverheaven member ! well guys we have the pick of the litter in here. we have the gorgeous Ryoko, the intense green haired big breasted furiously defending nvidia female sex kitten user or we have Reno, the gayboy from airworf with the tiny manhood, who walks with a limp from his over active boyfriend ... who would you rather go the whole 10 rounds with? im voting for ryoko, that green hair dye turns me on like crazy, I mean have none of you seen the dirty cartoon of homer and marge with her blue pubes ????? makes wolf sound*

May 29, 2002, 07:29 PM	#4
digitalwanderer Colour Commentator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Highland, IN USA Posts: 5,620 Rep Power: 0	What about option #3? Where we pick up little billy-boy and bitch-slap him around for a little bit before we let him have the old backdoor pass from Edward the wonder-donkey without the aid of lubricants? "EEEEEEEEEEE-ore!" <Edward seems rather partial to this option...> __________________ WTF is up with the sigs?

May 30, 2002, 05:50 PM	#14
Yeti DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 662 Rep Power: 0	Hmmmm... finally someone to blame the B.net lag on...... BIlly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!--DIE!!! Lol (seriously though... all i hear are people dissing koreans... but i just have never met anyone online that evil... ever!).... Oh yeah... billy.... yeah you disgust me blah blah blah... not gonna waste words... goodbye. __________________ --Oh lord not again

May 30, 2002, 06:06 PM	#21
Yeti DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 662 Rep Power: 0	Listen Mac... whatever the hell your name is.... so far fox has been doing a better job of flaming than you... allright? Everyone has!!!! Got it? See... posts that start and end with the word moron really don't qualify as flames. They are (as fox has repeatedly pointed out) nothing more than grammar errors put together into what appears to be a crude insult. I'm goin ... cyall (for now) __________________ --Oh lord not again

May 30, 2002, 06:16 PM	#24
Yeti DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 662 Rep Power: 0	Wow... you can see that in my avatar????? I wonder what you make of the ink blots at the psychiatrists.... LOL __________________ --Oh lord not again

May 29, 2002, 07:24 PM	#2
vampireuk DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: May 2002 Location: England Posts: 5 Rep Power: 0	I remember that picture...but I just dont fancy having to explain why I coughed up a green hairball

May 29, 2002, 07:29 PM	#3
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,481 Rep Power: 162	you guys seriously need to get out a little!

May 30, 2002, 01:29 AM	#7
dipstick HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,592 Rep Power: 57 System Specs	I am new around here but I can definitely tell that you earned that flame avatar

May 30, 2002, 06:29 AM	#9
Billy Guest Posts: n/a	what happened to your avatar javafox, the one of the dog turd? did the mods find it offensive or was it just stinking out the flame section? damn thats not fair they did that on you. and dont be telling everyone im gay big boy, dont want our little secret out! and dont worry about airwolf lover Reno, ill protect you from his mightly dong. hes still pissed cause you left him, you bitch you !!! I know you limp enough already. and I also know people think you two are the same person with your very similar faggot based and exceptionally irrating posts but I know that you always assume the "woman" role of the gay lovers. maybe the mods will let you put up the Village people avatar you originally had again.

May 30, 2002, 07:06 AM	#10
JavaFox E Pluribus Unum Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,203 Rep Power: 0	The only things around here that're offensive, Billy, are your stench and butchering of the English language. Didn't you pay attention in class when the teacher was going over punctuation and grammar? Or were you too busy huffing rubber cement and writing homoerotic stories about George Michael? I predict that your reply will be, in typical Billy-style, something along the lines of "Oooh javafox you must be talking about your own schooling! hahaha." But the fact remains, Billy, that I have some semblance of a life as well as a pretty decent grasp of this beautiful language we call English. You, on the other hand, probably spend your time fantasizing about reno and Ryoko penetrating you from behind. At any rate, if I were concerned with your well-being, I'd tell you to lay off the inhalants -- but I'm not. Not like you've got much to damage anyway.

May 30, 2002, 05:43 PM	#13
Ryoko American Soldier Join Date: May 2002 Location: Williamsburg, VA Posts: 1,725 Rep Power: 0	hey billy, are you korean?

May 30, 2002, 05:57 PM	#17
Billy Guest Posts: n/a	you know you are all a bunch of amateur flamers ... is this not the flame forum? is this not meant to be fun? have very few of you got a real sense of humour? and do you all take it TOO seriously? "yes" to them all. and btw you are all a bunch of pussies ... stop chatting like frigging girlie yahoo chat and start insulting ... Ryoko you DO know me honey... I am the guy of your dreams ..

May 30, 2002, 06:02 PM	#18
Billy Guest Posts: n/a	I mean just look at java .. hes so intent on impressing everyone with his intellicual postings that hes forgetting to flame, hes more interested in attemping to correct my grammar errors ... now thats a lame ass donkey willy eating noob thing to do, I picture him as a 16 year old, wearing big thick rimmed glasses, a small willy, no girl, no life, just his english dictionary and a copy of "men are from pluto, women are from venus" along with zit cream, a worn out and stained copy of "playsheep", a blow up doll, a high spec pc and parents who talk about him at night saying .. "omg, we need to get him to go out more ..." .. I NEED SOME REAL FLAMERS IN THIS GODDAMN FORUM to have a good fight with ..

May 30, 2002, 06:28 PM	#26
Yeti DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 662 Rep Power: 0	Oh i'm sure there is a Tenchi Manga.... at least the book form of the Anime if nothing original... (I'm not farmiliar with the history). __________________ --Oh lord not again

May 30, 2002, 06:30 PM	#28
Yeti DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 662 Rep Power: 0	Hmmm.... i didn't know this was being rated... Hey whats the prize .... LOOOOOOOL Btw... whatever happened to your avatar Zardon? For some reason.... a lot of em ain't showin up for me... or are they just gone? __________________ --Oh lord not again

May 30, 2002, 07:14 PM	#30
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