Celine Dion

alewisa · Jul 13, 2002, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by UberLord
No - a spit roast is kinky fun with the GF

I'd spit roast her...

Anything between 7 and 70, female, and still breathing. And the later is optional...

Frodo301 · Jul 13, 2002, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by alewisa
I'd spit roast her...

Anything between 7 and 70, female, and still breathing. And the later is optional...

Ewww, the ages of 7 or 70

kinda gag me. You are a true hornball.

Worthless Munkee · Jul 20, 2002, 04:37 AM

The worst thing is my Aunt is a hardcore Celine dion fan, so whenever we go over to her place, that is all we hear. One time I actually took all the Cd's and hid them, I was gonna burn them but then I thought wait if I do that i'll be in so much trouble... anyways it took my aunt 3 weeks to find them and they were hid in her house. And to make matters worse she listens to rod stewart and kenny G to, it is like a musical masacre over at her house, so many whinny bitches, man that music sux. Thats enough of that I think ill go listen to Britaney Spears or NSYNC now.

sinjin · Jul 20, 2002, 08:09 AM

wish this thread would just die....

i can't believe i thought she had a nice ass...must have been legally blind at the time.

FuNsTeR · Jul 20, 2002, 09:15 AM

i was flicking through the music channels on sky tv till i came too Mtv and i saw her.... anyone thinks she has the face of a mouse or a shrew?? because she sure damn looks and squeaks like fcuking one ..... pass the Uzi ..... (is the Girl in the video her daughter if so pity her)

KarlSATX · Jul 21, 2002, 06:14 PM

I hate to be the one to do this, but....

"I was waiting for so long, For a miracle to come
Everyone told me to be strong, Hold on and don't shed a tear
So through darkness and good times, I knew I'd make it through
And the world thought I had it all, But I was waiting for you
Hush now.....
I see a light in the sky, Oh it's almost blinding me
I can't believe I've been touched by an angel
With love....."

A new day has come.....One of the most meaningful songs I have heard in quite some time......

Wolfman · Jul 25, 2002, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by KarlSATX
I hate to be the one to do this, but....

"I was waiting for so long, For a miracle to come
Everyone told me to be strong, Hold on and don't shed a tear
So through darkness and good times, I knew I'd make it through
And the world thought I had it all, But I was waiting for you
Hush now.....
I see a light in the sky, Oh it's almost blinding me
I can't believe I've been touched by an angel
With love....."

A new day has come.....One of the most meaningful songs I have heard in quite some time......

I too hate Sealion Dion the sooner someone takes a club to her the better......

Desert_Siege · Jul 25, 2002, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by Wolfman
I too hate Sealion Dion the sooner someone takes a club to her the better......

I hear Tonya Harding is available and looking for cash...

UberLord · Jul 26, 2002, 12:17 AM

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Originally posted by sinjin

i can't believe i thought she had a nice ass...must have been legally blind at the time.

I can't believe that either with the quality of ass you normally post

lopaka4000 · Jul 30, 2005, 03:45 AM

geez i thought i was alone. hello fellow celine haters.
a friend of mine helped put this together, thought we would capitalize on all the weird listings on ebay.. we think it's hilarious but check out what her fan wrote, didn't mind the backlash but using racial slurs at me was taking it far. I'm not trying to get your bids, just thought you would find my listing amusing...

[color=#232d35]http://cgi.ebay.com/TRAVELING-I-HATE...QQcmdZViewItem[/color]

SexPistoL · Jul 30, 2005, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Zardon

someone mail me her heart, im hungry, I swear if she releases any more mushy sentimental, over produced, 10 key changing, titanic swirling, vomit inducing.... made to make money ballads, im going to do something drastic

So......What are you saying? Dont you like her or what! hehe

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jul 30, 2005, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Ijustwannaknow

i wonder how loud she screams in bed.

no thats mariah carey, but celine dion is a bitch

god her husband is such a craddle robber. fucking hate celine dion

AttroPheed · Jul 30, 2005, 10:21 AM

I'd like to beat her with one of phil collins' legs until she bleeds puke.

IvanV · Jul 30, 2005, 11:21 AM

Maybe I don't understand all this because of where I live, which is very helpful in not hearing much of her, but I'd say you've all lost your marbles.

jasonbourne · Jul 30, 2005, 11:57 AM

i really like celine dion she has a great voice and she is very romantic..

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jul 30, 2005, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jasonbourne

i really like celine dion she has a great voice and she is very romantic..

riles9262 · Jul 30, 2005, 08:55 PM

Wow, this is going back a while. But I have to say, I agree wholeheartedly with all negative responses in this thread

ReDGuiTaR · Aug 26, 2005, 07:58 PM

Arrrrgggh ! i wish i didnt found that thread ... only seeing her name im getting big headache and become nauseous .... you guys ruined my 2 weeks vacation now and im getting mad again ... ** where's my my sniper riffles ** ...?? .. wait it wont be enough to completly anihilate her and remove all trace from her presence n the earth .... I wil have to call those strange creatures from another galaxy, only them have the power to relieve us from this interplanetar threaten ...............

someone want my dealer's phone # ?

Zelig · Aug 27, 2005, 02:08 AM

Heheh, Canada apologizes for inflicting the US with her, but better you than us.

pr0digal jenius · Aug 27, 2005, 05:50 AM

you bastards gave us avril lavigne too.....keep yer "musicians" to yourself, and only send us the pam anderson's

Falstaff · Aug 27, 2005, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Zardon

someone mail me her heart, im hungry, I swear if she releases any more mushy sentimental, over produced, 10 key changing, titanic swirling, vomit inducing.... made to make money ballads, im going to do something drastic

and then there is Mariah Carey too..

Raptor · Aug 27, 2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Zardon

someone mail me her heart, im hungry, I swear if she releases any more mushy sentimental, over produced, 10 key changing, titanic swirling, vomit inducing.... made to make money ballads, im going to do something drastic

Phhht! I think she's a great singer.

Raptor · Aug 27, 2005, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Falstaff

and then there is Mariah Carey too..

Carey can't sing, she screams and yodels

Zardon · Aug 27, 2005, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Red

Phhht! I think she's a great singer.

this thread is like 3 years old. i guess we have to start locking down ancient stuff for fear of people resurrecting them.

Jul 20, 2002, 04:37 AM	#33
Worthless Munkee DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Posts: 85 Rep Power: 0	The worst thing is my Aunt is a hardcore Celine dion fan, so whenever we go over to her place, that is all we hear. One time I actually took all the Cd's and hid them, I was gonna burn them but then I thought wait if I do that i'll be in so much trouble... anyways it took my aunt 3 weeks to find them and they were hid in her house. And to make matters worse she listens to rod stewart and kenny G to, it is like a musical masacre over at her house, so many whinny bitches, man that music sux. Thats enough of that I think ill go listen to Britaney Spears or NSYNC now. __________________ ----<<<[And that is My opinion and I am sticking to it!]>>>----

Jul 20, 2002, 08:09 AM	#34
sinjin the last samurai Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,086 Rep Power: 0	wish this thread would just die.... i can't believe i thought she had a nice ass...must have been legally blind at the time. __________________

Jul 20, 2002, 09:15 AM	#35
FuNsTeR Caledonian and Proud Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Darkest Ayrshire Posts: 1,305 Rep Power: 88 System Specs	i was flicking through the music channels on sky tv till i came too Mtv and i saw her.... anyone thinks she has the face of a mouse or a shrew?? because she sure damn looks and squeaks like fcuking one ..... pass the Uzi ..... (is the Girl in the video her daughter if so pity her) __________________ "They say when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear satanic messages ..... but that's nothing, if you play it forward it will install Windows"

Jul 21, 2002, 06:14 PM	#36
KarlSATX DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Antonio, Texas, USA Posts: 12 Rep Power: 0	I hate to be the one to do this, but.... "I was waiting for so long, For a miracle to come Everyone told me to be strong, Hold on and don't shed a tear So through darkness and good times, I knew I'd make it through And the world thought I had it all, But I was waiting for you Hush now..... I see a light in the sky, Oh it's almost blinding me I can't believe I've been touched by an angel With love....." A new day has come.....One of the most meaningful songs I have heard in quite some time...... __________________ Koolance PC2-C Mid-Tower FIC AN11 Motherboard AMD AthlonXP 1800+ (Overclocked to 1.61GHz) 512 PC2100 DDR Ram Nvidia GeForce 2 MX Soundblaster Audigy Mp3+

Jul 30, 2005, 03:45 AM	#40
lopaka4000 DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	celine dion sucks geez i thought i was alone. hello fellow celine haters. a friend of mine helped put this together, thought we would capitalize on all the weird listings on ebay.. we think it's hilarious but check out what her fan wrote, didn't mind the backlash but using racial slurs at me was taking it far. I'm not trying to get your bids, just thought you would find my listing amusing... [color=#232d35]http://cgi.ebay.com/TRAVELING-I-HATE...QQcmdZViewItem[/color] Last edited by lopaka4000; Jul 30, 2005 at 03:52 AM.

Jul 30, 2005, 10:21 AM	#43
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Jul 30, 2005, 11:21 AM	#44
IvanV HH Assassin Guild Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 5,912 Rep Power: 333 System Specs	Maybe I don't understand all this because of where I live, which is very helpful in not hearing much of her, but I'd say you've all lost your marbles. __________________ If anyone has Portal 2 and hasn't played the co-op and wants to do me a favour, let me know (PM me or whatever).

Jul 30, 2005, 11:57 AM	#45
jasonbourne DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: great yarmouth uk Posts: 1,082 Rep Power: 0	i really like celine dion she has a great voice and she is very romantic.. __________________ http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y28...asonBourne.jpg

Jul 30, 2005, 08:55 PM	#47
riles9262 Driverheaven brewmaster Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 4,842 Rep Power: 72 System Specs	Wow, this is going back a while. But I have to say, I agree wholeheartedly with all negative responses in this thread __________________ A beer a day keeps the doctor away.

Aug 26, 2005, 07:58 PM	#48
ReDGuiTaR DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Quebec , Canada Posts: 746 Rep Power: 0	Arrrrgggh ! i wish i didnt found that thread ... only seeing her name im getting big headache and become nauseous .... you guys ruined my 2 weeks vacation now and im getting mad again ... where's my my sniper riffles ...?? .. wait it wont be enough to completly anihilate her and remove all trace from her presence n the earth .... I wil have to call those strange creatures from another galaxy, only them have the power to relieve us from this interplanetar threaten ............... someone want my dealer's phone # ? __________________ Zing a ling... zing a ling a ling ... A8N-E - A64x2 4600, 2048 Mb Kingston ram 400mhz cas 2.5 ( 2 x 1024 DualChannel ), Seagate 320 Gig 7200 16Mb cache S-ata 2, GeForce 7900GT 512MB, Enermax 460watt power supply, WindowsXP SP2.

Aug 27, 2005, 02:08 AM	#49
Zelig HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 3,187 Rep Power: 71 System Specs	Heheh, Canada apologizes for inflicting the US with her, but better you than us. __________________ --

Aug 27, 2005, 05:50 AM	#50
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	you bastards gave us avril lavigne too.....keep yer "musicians" to yourself, and only send us the pam anderson's