Celine Dion

Zardon · May 31, 2002, 08:50 PM

someone mail me her heart, im hungry, I swear if she releases any more mushy sentimental, over produced, 10 key changing, titanic swirling, vomit inducing.... made to make money ballads, im going to do something drastic

Dejitaru Shuurajo · May 31, 2002, 10:25 PM

LMAO, I'll see if I can get you some backstage passes for her Vegas show, seeing as you are such a devoted fan.

Zardon · May 31, 2002, 11:42 PM

ive changed my mind I like her now, lets flame M&M.... dont you just hate the peanut ones?

btw , you still got those passes?

**gets knife ready**

Necrosis · Jun 1, 2002, 12:32 AM

I think I'd like to see her do a duet with a death metal band.

Ijustwannaknow · Jun 1, 2002, 03:06 AM

i wonder how loud she screams in bed.

Zardon · Jun 1, 2002, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ijustwannaknow
i wonder how loud she screams in bed.

probably not as loud as me when I hear her ballads.

Ijustwannaknow · Jun 1, 2002, 07:06 AM

lol

sinjin · Jun 1, 2002, 10:41 AM

she's got a nice butt though...

can't believe i just said that.

please flame me.

dipstick · Jun 1, 2002, 04:20 PM

No you didn't just say she has a nice butt. Oh, no I just had a visual...gotta go throw up

~~Crash Override~~ · Jun 2, 2002, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zardon
ive changed my mind I like her now, lets flame M&M.... dont you just hate the peanut ones?

ok now you have treaded on everything holy

Celine Dion I can agree with hating

but peanut M&M's thats just going too far

*Hop onto America Airlines website to price 2 round trip same day air tickets to the UK*

UberLord · Jun 2, 2002, 11:57 AM

Dammit, those peanut based M&M's have just got to go!

Ask anyone who drinks guiness why chocolate peanut products should be banned

~~David~~ · Jun 2, 2002, 12:31 PM

can someone just shoot that bean-pole,no assed , no tits, woman that needs to gain 100lbs to look healthy .She looks like a bag of bones .very unattractive if you ask me

Zardon · Jun 2, 2002, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by David
can someone just shoot that bean-pole,no assed , no tits, woman that needs to gain 100lbs to look healthy .She looks like a bag of bones .very unattractive if you ask me

shes as sexy as the Colonel from Kentucky friend chicken. well almost.

Yeti · Jun 2, 2002, 04:34 PM

Hey, don't diss the kernel... lol

JavaFox · Jun 3, 2002, 07:31 AM

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Originally posted by Ijustwannaknow
i wonder how loud she screams in bed.

I remember hearing on 20/20 that the stuck-up assclown doesn't talk -- at all. She's afraid of losing her voice (it happened once, apparently).

Eh, well, whatever.

Frodo301 · Jun 5, 2002, 05:46 PM

I understand her and Geddy Lee from Rush are doing Take Off to the Great White North as a duet at the next music awards ceremony

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Zardon · Jun 5, 2002, 05:50 PM

with Bryan Adams on guitar?

shuki · Jun 16, 2002, 10:04 AM

shuki joins the "I hate celine dion" club...

Frodo301 · Jun 16, 2002, 02:41 PM

Welcome shuki to the Everybody Loves to Hate Celine Dion Club!

Judas · Jun 17, 2002, 05:15 AM

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Originally posted by Frodo301
Welcome shuki to the Everybody Loves to Hate Celine Dion Club!

usually those 2 things don't go together...but it works...

Chaos · Jul 3, 2002, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zardon
someone mail me her heart, im hungry, I swear if she releases any more mushy sentimental, over produced, 10 key changing, titanic swirling, vomit inducing.... made to make money ballads, im going to do something drastic

Man I have never heard a better description of the whining b***h !! Good thing Las Vegas has her tied up 6 night a week for the next year, that should be enough to burn out any performer

SnoopyII · Jul 3, 2002, 03:15 AM

She is a pretentious, pompous, vain, arrogant, self-centered, self-serving, whining little lump of false humanity and a poster child for abortion.

Flat-chested, flatter azz, hook-nosed, cross-eyed, bow-legged, beotch...and then she has the nerve to try to dress with a wardrobe from Skanks-R-Us. She should be ticketed for littering when she appears in public. I would compare her to a hyena...but that would be cruel to animals.

Like she believes her husband isn't all freaky deeky...frickin pedophile rapist.

What was the question again?

UberLord · Jul 3, 2002, 09:23 AM

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Originally posted by SnoopyII

What was the question again?

So ...... tell me about your mother?

Onde Pik · Jul 3, 2002, 09:34 AM

I am gonna flame Celine too. Well I dont really mind her music, I dont listen to it cause it sucks. What I really hate is her hardcore fans. I only got one thing to say to them "SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FÅRK UP!"

merry · Jul 3, 2002, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by sinjin
she's got a nice butt though...

No, I thought so too, but be reasonable, it MUST be her face ...

HsuGotaQ · Jul 7, 2002, 09:45 PM

I feel you pain mates, but to truly feel the pain she can inflict on people, come over here to Montreal to see the actually "Hiroshima-like" devastation. In the 80s, she bombarded us poor quebecers with horrible pop french songs and a few wannabe english titles. (only thing good about those french songs is that they werent sang nasally) In the video clips made in that era, you could actually see her dance. (caution : barfing may occur after watching a video clip) Then came the early 90s where she decide : "fark french, I'm going english now!" The rest, most of you know by now. Now that is the true story of destruction of Quebec by Celine Dion, the nasally wannabe american "singer".

Note : She does have a great pitch.

digitalwanderer · Jul 7, 2002, 10:01 PM

Who's Celine Dion?

HsuGotaQ · Jul 8, 2002, 04:05 AM

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Originally posted by digitalwanderer
Who's Celine Dion?

LOL funny!

alewisa · Jul 11, 2002, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ijustwannaknow
i wonder how loud she screams in bed.

When doing a "duet" with a metal band? That's not a duet... that's a spit roast

UberLord · Jul 11, 2002, 05:29 AM

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Originally posted by alewisa
When doing a "duet" with a metal band? That's not a duet... that's a spit roast

No - a spit roast is kinky fun with the GF

May 31, 2002, 08:50 PM	#1
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 179	Celine Dion someone mail me her heart, im hungry, I swear if she releases any more mushy sentimental, over produced, 10 key changing, titanic swirling, vomit inducing.... made to make money ballads, im going to do something drastic

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Dejitaru Shuurajo Mystical Strippers Thong Join Date: May 2002 Location: Inside a Stripper's Panties Posts: 87 Rep Power: 0	LMAO, I'll see if I can get you some backstage passes for her Vegas show, seeing as you are such a devoted fan. __________________ Proper previous preparation prevents piss poor performance, period.

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May 31, 2002, 11:42 PM	Thread Starter #3
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 179	ive changed my mind I like her now, lets flame M&M.... dont you just hate the peanut ones? btw , you still got those passes? gets knife ready

Jun 1, 2002, 12:32 AM	#4
Necrosis HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,838 Rep Power: 131 System Specs	I think I'd like to see her do a duet with a death metal band.

Jun 1, 2002, 03:06 AM	#5
Ijustwannaknow Driverheaven Senior Membe Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 241 Rep Power: 0	i wonder how loud she screams in bed.

Jun 1, 2002, 07:06 AM	#7
Ijustwannaknow Driverheaven Senior Membe Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 241 Rep Power: 0	lol

Jun 1, 2002, 04:20 PM	#9
dipstick HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,609 Rep Power: 71 System Specs	No you didn't just say she has a nice butt. Oh, no I just had a visual...gotta go throw up

Jun 2, 2002, 12:31 PM	#12
~~David~~ Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Atlanta Posts: 959 Rep Power: 0	can someone just shoot that bean-pole,no assed , no tits, woman that needs to gain 100lbs to look healthy .She looks like a bag of bones .very unattractive if you ask me

Jun 5, 2002, 05:46 PM	#16
Frodo301 Outraged Join Date: May 2002 Location: The mountains Posts: 584 Rep Power: 0	I understand her and Geddy Lee from Rush are doing Take Off to the Great White North as a duet at the next music awards ceremony . __________________ The greatest thing you'll every learn is to love, and be loved in return.

Jun 5, 2002, 05:50 PM	Thread Starter #17
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 179	with Bryan Adams on guitar?

Jun 16, 2002, 10:04 AM	#18
shuki DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: in the hidden place Posts: 1,975 Rep Power: 0	shuki joins the "I hate celine dion" club...

Jun 16, 2002, 02:41 PM	#19
Frodo301 Outraged Join Date: May 2002 Location: The mountains Posts: 584 Rep Power: 0	Welcome shuki to the Everybody Loves to Hate Celine Dion Club! __________________ The greatest thing you'll every learn is to love, and be loved in return.

Jul 3, 2002, 03:15 AM	#22
SnoopyII DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 33 Rep Power: 0	She is a pretentious, pompous, vain, arrogant, self-centered, self-serving, whining little lump of false humanity and a poster child for abortion. Flat-chested, flatter azz, hook-nosed, cross-eyed, bow-legged, beotch...and then she has the nerve to try to dress with a wardrobe from Skanks-R-Us. She should be ticketed for littering when she appears in public. I would compare her to a hyena...but that would be cruel to animals. Like she believes her husband isn't all freaky deeky...frickin pedophile rapist. What was the question again?

Jul 3, 2002, 09:34 AM	#24
Onde Pik Rage3D Boy Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 146 Rep Power: 0	I am gonna flame Celine too. Well I dont really mind her music, I dont listen to it cause it sucks. What I really hate is her hardcore fans. I only got one thing to say to them "SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FÅRK UP!"

Jul 7, 2002, 09:45 PM	#26
HsuGotaQ Hydrogenated Dumbass Join Date: May 2002 Location: Canuckland Posts: 755 Rep Power: 0	*Lucky $#@%* I feel you pain mates, but to truly feel the pain she can inflict on people, come over here to Montreal to see the actually "Hiroshima-like" devastation. In the 80s, she bombarded us poor quebecers with horrible pop french songs and a few wannabe english titles. (only thing good about those french songs is that they werent sang nasally) In the video clips made in that era, you could actually see her dance. (caution : barfing may occur after watching a video clip) Then came the early 90s where she decide : "fark french, I'm going english now!" The rest, most of you know by now. Now that is the true story of destruction of Quebec by Celine Dion, the nasally wannabe american "singer". Note : She does have a great pitch.

Jul 7, 2002, 10:01 PM	#27
digitalwanderer Colour Commentator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Highland, IN USA Posts: 5,619 Rep Power: 0	Uhm, question? Who's Celine Dion? __________________ WTF is up with the sigs?