Mac Daddy - Wasn't abused as a child, but should have been.

~~ByteMe~~ · Mar 1, 2003, 02:13 AM

anyone else agree?

Mac Daddy · Mar 1, 2003, 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by ByteMe
anyone else agree?

Sounds like a personal problem

Maybe you should keep it to yourself

~~ByteMe~~ · Mar 1, 2003, 02:19 AM

You are so stupid, you think sexual battery is something in a dildo.

Why do I waste my time?

Mac Daddy · Mar 1, 2003, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ByteMe
You are so stupid, you think sexual battery is something in a dildo.

Why do I waste my time?

Good point
So why do you ????????????

Because maybe there is someone on DH who LOVES just ROASTING ,
your pathetic whinny ass

PPS: Hope you find a new battery for your DILDO, SICKO

Mac Daddy · Mar 1, 2003, 02:39 AM

Hey Bite and Swallow
If you reverse the polarity on the battery for your Dildo, maybe you can make a Vibrator out of it.

Or maybe just meet a girl and get Laid

Would be a shame if you should have to shave your nuts and wear a skirt,
just to get some action

IF you have any

The_Neon_Cowboy · Mar 1, 2003, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mac Daddy
Hey Bite and Swallow
....maybe just meet a girl and get Laid

he did and it's his mom........

Quote:

Originally posted by Mac Daddy

Would be a shame if you should have to shave your nuts and wear a skirt,
just to get some action

he only does that for his dad

Mac Daddy · Mar 1, 2003, 07:09 PM

Sad isn't it NEON ??
How this sexually frustrated interloper from the Pride Channel can post here

Mac Daddy · Mar 1, 2003, 07:20 PM

Hey ByteMe was just curious

How much of your pea brain do you actually use when your posting???

I think about 100%.
Which is about 5% of nothing.

And 5% of 0 is still nothing

Hope the Lobotomy kicks in soon

reno · Mar 2, 2003, 08:16 PM

What the fuck, a dildo with a battery IS a vibrator.

Jeez, you should know mac daddy, considering you have one shoved up your ass at all times.

Mac Daddy · Mar 2, 2003, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by reno
What the fuck, a dildo with a battery IS a vibrator.

Very Nice RENO
It seems you move up the Scrotum Pole once again due to your wisdom

The_Neon_Cowboy · Mar 2, 2003, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by reno
What the fuck, a dildo with a battery IS a vibrator.

Jeez, you should know mac daddy, considering you have one shoved up your ass at all times.

Yep, reno knows all about dildos and vibrators ... hmmm I wonder how ... actually no i don't wanna know ewwwwww.......

Mac Daddy · Mar 2, 2003, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by The_Neon_Cowboy
Yep, reno knows all about dildos and vibrators ... hmmm I wonder how ... actually no i don't wanna know ewwwwww.......

Neither do I Neon, ewwwww...

Maybe he has me confused with Bite and Swallow
Or that Raideon517 Bitch he shares with Bite and swallow ???

Not sure SAD SAD stuff

~~ByteMe~~ · Mar 2, 2003, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mac Daddy
Neither do I Neon, ewwwww...

Maybe he has me confused with Bite and Swallow
Or that Raideon517 Bitch he shares with Bite and swallow ???

Not sure SAD SAD stuff

Be careful, you just might trip over your I.Q.

Falstaff · Mar 2, 2003, 09:26 PM

Macdaddy abused you as a child, ha ha....

Mac Daddy · Mar 2, 2003, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by fallang_jeff
Macdaddy abused you as a child, ha ha....

NAH Jeff

I just kick his ass as an adult

OHH shoot, maybe is still a child

Circle the Wagons

~~ByteMe~~ · Mar 2, 2003, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mac Daddy
NAH Jeff

I just kick his ass as an adult
OHH shoot, maybe is still a child

Circle the Wagons

Shut up, before I send you flying into the wall like a gay crash test dummy.

The_Neon_Cowboy · Mar 2, 2003, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ByteMe
Shut up, before I send you flying into my bed like a gay sex test dummy.

what you after.... you try to rape him? dam gays !

Mac Daddy · Mar 2, 2003, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Neon_Cowboy
what you after.... you try to rape him? dam gays !

I know so SAD NEON

I think they should just stay in the closet

I don't care what you do Byte and Swallow, BUT I don't wish to see it

~~ByteMe~~ · Mar 2, 2003, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mac Daddy
I know so SAD NEON

I think they should just stay in the closet

I don't care what you do Byte and Swallow, BUT I don't wish to see it

Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too.

Mac Daddy · Mar 2, 2003, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ByteMe
Well, you're certainly thoughtless; I just wish that you were keyboard-less, too.

HEH HEH

I bet you do moron

Mac Daddy · Mar 2, 2003, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ByteMe
Shut up, before I send you flying into the wall like a gay crash test dummy.

Wow and that confirms your legacy your wisdom and your attitude

ByteMe's motto:

Slim or Fat,
Short or Tall.

Attack from the rear,
And you will always Win the WAR

Mac Daddy · Mar 2, 2003, 11:36 PM

WOW Byte and Swallow
Noticed you've been online for a while

Are you that slow to make a response ????

Falstaff · Mar 2, 2003, 11:43 PM

sorry byteme, have no experience with gay crash test dummies, I never asked, so please don't tell me, Bill Clinton would be proud!!

Mar 2, 2003, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mac Daddy
WOW Byte and Swallow
Noticed you've been online for a while

Are you that slow to make a response ????

I dont think he needs to be pretty quick to post a response to you man, you are about the stupidest ass on DH ive ever seen. and thats saying something.

oh yeah and before I forget, STFU.

Mac Daddy · Mar 2, 2003, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Billy
I dont think he needs to be pretty quick to post a response to you man, you are about the stupidest ass on DH ive ever seen. and thats saying something.

oh yeah and before I forget, STFU.

Hey I forgot about you Billy Joe Jim BOB

aka Willd Bill

How's the jaw ???
Good thing there won't be a Green Mile 2.
John Coffeys a lot to handle isn't he

~~ByteMe~~ · Mar 2, 2003, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mac Daddy
Wow and that confirms your legacy your wisdom and your attitude

ByteMe's motto:

Slim or Fat,
Short or Tall.

Attack from the rear,
And you will always Win the WAR

You want a poem?

I Am A De-sexed Pussy Cat

I am a desexed pussy cat, they took me to the vet,
Because I got all horny, but I never got one yet.
The female cats around me just hissed and scratched my face,
And my owners got annoyed with me when I hissed around the place.

So in humiliation for they couldn't face the truth,
I went and showed my discontent by crying on the roof.
Well this got the neighbours going, and in came all the calls,
When I heard the big one saying, "That cat is going to loose his balls."

We were waiting in the waiting room, I was naive I must mention,
Though I did detect some guilty looks and the air was full of tension.
And It must have been my cat instincts that made me loose my cool,
For I felt a great urgency to protect the family jewels.

So I escaped and I took off up the road,
Over a fence, across a yard, and tucked up inside was my load.
The little one caught me, -I cried and pleaded why?
As she handed me over to a man in a coat who stuck a needle into my thigh.

When I came to, - in a dopey sleepy blur,
I felt cold, depressed sore, -I couldn't even purr.
And when I think of all the injustices, cats aint got no rights,
Not like you two legged humans, that stay up and play up all night.

I was just a big fluffy kitten, a randy teenage tom,
But now I'm just a neutered thing, because both of my cods are gone.
So I hang out here on the hearth rug, slowly going crackers
All because some capitalistic, self-righteous vet, went and knicked my knackers.

Sound famillar?

Mar 2, 2003, 11:52 PM

ok thats up for an award man. you are wasted in here. certainly in a thread with this idiots name on it anyway.

Mac Daddy · Mar 2, 2003, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ByteMe
You want a poem?

I Am A De-sexed Pussy Cat

I am a desexed pussy cat, they took me to the vet,
Because I got all horny, but I never got one yet.
The female cats around me just hissed and scratched my face,
And my owners got annoyed with me when I hissed around the place.

So in humiliation for they couldn't face the truth,
I went and showed my discontent by crying on the roof.
Well this got the neighbours going, and in came all the calls,
When I heard the big one saying, "That cat is going to loose his balls."

We were waiting in the waiting room, I was naive I must mention,
Though I did detect some guilty looks and the air was full of tension.
And It must have been my cat instincts that made me loose my cool,
For I felt a great urgency to protect the family jewels.

So I escaped and I took off up the road,
Over a fence, across a yard, and tucked up inside was my load.
The little one caught me, -I cried and pleaded why?
As she handed me over to a man in a coat who stuck a needle into my thigh.

When I came to, - in a dopey sleepy blur,
I felt cold, depressed sore, -I couldn't even purr.
And when I think of all the injustices, cats aint got no rights,
Not like you two legged humans, that stay up and play up all night.

I was just a big fluffy kitten, a randy teenage tom,
But now I'm just a neutered thing, because both of my cods are gone.
So I hang out here on the hearth rug, slowly going crackers
All because some capitalistic, self-righteous vet, went and knicked my knackers.

Sound famillar?

Not to me !!!
But if it works for you keep it

~~ByteMe~~ · Mar 4, 2003, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mac Daddy
Not to me !!!
But if it works for you keep it

Button down that flapping upper lip of yours before I tent stake it into the ground.

Smoothdrive · Mar 4, 2003, 08:43 AM

Wow..impressive poem ByteMe..i gues the subcriptions to the fan-club will start flying in if you keep this up.

Mar 1, 2003, 02:13 AM	#1
~~ByteMe~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 761 Rep Power: 0	Mac Daddy - Wasn't abused as a child, but should have been. anyone else agree?

Mar 1, 2003, 02:39 AM	#5
Mac Daddy DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 7,950 Rep Power: 79 System Specs	Dildo Hey Bite and Swallow If you reverse the polarity on the battery for your Dildo, maybe you can make a Vibrator out of it. Or maybe just meet a girl and get Laid Would be a shame if you should have to shave your nuts and wear a skirt, just to get some action IF you have any __________________ "My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance." - Tim Allen

Mar 1, 2003, 07:09 PM	#7
Mac Daddy DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 7,950 Rep Power: 79 System Specs	SAD Sad isn't it NEON ?? How this sexually frustrated interloper from the Pride Channel can post here __________________ "My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance." - Tim Allen

Mar 1, 2003, 07:20 PM	#8
Mac Daddy DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 7,950 Rep Power: 79 System Specs	OHH Hey ByteMe was just curious How much of your pea brain do you actually use when your posting??? I think about 100%. Which is about 5% of nothing. And 5% of 0 is still nothing Hope the Lobotomy kicks in soon __________________ "My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance." - Tim Allen

Mar 2, 2003, 08:16 PM	#9
reno Painlord of Ichor Join Date: May 2002 Location: bloinkin! Posts: 1,610 Rep Power: 0	dhg What the fuck, a dildo with a battery IS a vibrator. Jeez, you should know mac daddy, considering you have one shoved up your ass at all times.

Mar 1, 2003, 02:19 AM	Thread Starter #3
~~ByteMe~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 761 Rep Power: 0	You are so stupid, you think sexual battery is something in a dildo. Why do I waste my time?

Mar 2, 2003, 09:26 PM	#14
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	I think Macdaddy abused you as a child, ha ha.... __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Mar 2, 2003, 11:36 PM	#22
Mac Daddy DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 7,950 Rep Power: 79 System Specs	REPLY WOW Byte and Swallow Noticed you've been online for a while Are you that slow to make a response ???? __________________ "My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance." - Tim Allen

Mar 2, 2003, 11:43 PM	#23
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	got me there sorry byteme, have no experience with gay crash test dummies, I never asked, so please don't tell me, Bill Clinton would be proud!! __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Mar 2, 2003, 11:52 PM	#27
Billy Guest Posts: n/a	ok thats up for an award man. you are wasted in here. certainly in a thread with this idiots name on it anyway.

Mar 4, 2003, 08:43 AM	#30
Smoothdrive Foolish Genius Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 455 Rep Power: 0	Wow..impressive poem ByteMe..i gues the subcriptions to the fan-club will start flying in if you keep this up. __________________ GA-7VRXP, AMD2000+, 256MB PC-2700 DDR, Radeon 8500LE, 2x Maxtor 740 (40GB) stripe set, AGNeovo X-150.