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Old Jun 6, 2002, 06:22 PM   #1
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Today when i zapped through my tv-channels it ended up with me looking at some old re-run of Baywatch...i thought wattahell...at least their will be some nice babes to watch...but....then that [SIZE=xx-large]LAMER!!![/SIZE] Hasselhoff popped up on the screen.....man i really can´t stand seing this guy!!!!...He makes even Chuck Norris look like a Oscar award candidate... ....


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Now now, don't worry. Your feelings for David "the haircut" Hasselhoff will soon pass. It's just teen angst; as your body experiences all new feelings and emotions. just, don't "experiment" with the rest of us.

I'm being cruel to be kind, but Mr Hasselhoff is somewhat older now, and no longer in his prime. You really wouldn't want to meet him now. Better just to love from a distance.

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Old Jun 8, 2002, 06:02 AM   #3
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Old Jun 8, 2002, 08:14 AM   #4
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we have plenty of david hasselhoffs on this forum, Renorentboy and Javacox are 2 that spring to mind.
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Dudes, don't diss on the childrens car driven action hero of the early 80's - Knight Rider. Damn, I love that program.

Since then he's made a lot of mistakes - mainly singing (I still have a hard time knowing that the Germans think he's a pop superstar - pffft).
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whos david hasselhoff....by the way..........erm......never watched baywatch.....that was a gay show...
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dude Judas you got probs

sure DH (whoa same as driverheavens DH) has gotten older and crap but who watches baywatch for him? for me its all bout the babes man
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sure DH (whoa same as driverheavens DH) has gotten older and crap but who watches baywatch for him? for me its all bout the babes man
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whos david hasselhoff....
Dude - he was the star of the 80's kids TV show Knight Rider. Well, the real star of the show was the talking car

Kindof a rival to the A-Team. There was a motorcycle spinoff from Knight Rider called Street Hawk, but was never really as good.
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Dude - he was the star of the 80's kids TV show Knight Rider. Well, the real star of the show was the talking car

Kindof a rival to the A-Team. There was a motorcycle spinoff from Knight Rider called Street Hawk, but was never really as good.
never seen it..../me shrugs again....
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i've never seen it either... i was in second grade on 1/1/1990...
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you of all people know that i am not ignorant. you can't be ignorant and stupid at the same time.

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you of all people know that i am not ignorant. you can't be ignorant and stupid at the same time.

or can you?
Do I really have to answer that?

BTW, in the UK you can catch this program on UK Gold satelite channel or similar
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Do I really have to answer that?

BTW, in the UK you can catch this program on UK Gold satelite channel or similar
Somehow, I don't think I would admit to knowing that. Unless I was a piece of Hasselhof loving closet low-life queer bait.

Not, of course, that I am suggesting that you are... oh mighty UberLord, prophet of the mullet, rocky chin and 1,000 yard steely stare.
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Somehow, I don't think I would admit to knowing that. Unless I was a piece of Hasselhof loving closet low-life queer bait.
Its the program I love - DH just happens to star in it

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Not, of course, that I am suggesting that you are... oh mighty UberLord, prophet of the mullet, rocky chin and 1,000 yard steely stare.
You're learning.
But its Grand Planter of the Order of the Holy Sprout, not prophet of the mullet.
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