Flexing your thighs while masturbating?

Da_Jewish_Fonzy · Oct 3, 2007, 01:06 AM

Does anyone else do this?

I feel like my thighs are severely charlie horsed atm.

ChaosMinionX · Oct 3, 2007, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet

Does anyone else do this?

I feel like my thighs are severely charlie horsed atm.

Been watching Chaim Potok the chosen again hornet?

Da_Jewish_Fonzy · Oct 3, 2007, 04:17 AM

Honestly when I'm beating it you could probably use my abdomen as a chopping block, thats how hard I flex my body.

ChaosMinionX · Oct 3, 2007, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet

Honestly when I'm beating it you could probably use my abdomen as a chopping block, thats how hard I flex my body.

You sure your not trying a reenactment of "thewillpower" site

-If I have to explain it, google it and you will see. -NSFW

**Mousey** · Oct 3, 2007, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet

Honestly when I'm beating it you could probably use my abdomen as a chopping block, thats how hard I flex my body.

Is that supposed to be some kind of talent?
Personally i'd keep details of my lonely sex life to myself but i spose it's your choice

Reckless187 · Oct 3, 2007, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet

Does anyone else do this?

I feel like my thighs are severely charlie horsed atm.

I hope you cut your fingernails before friggin your punani young post op ladyboy, you dont wanna end up with internal bleeding & infections. :P

BlueMak · Oct 4, 2007, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Da_Jewish_Hornet

Honestly when I'm beating it you could probably use my abdomen as a chopping block, thats how hard I flex my body.

Sounds like you are inserting something somewhere, and I am not talking about your dick.

Senor_Mota · Nov 1, 2007, 04:30 PM

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Honestly when I'm beating it you could probably use my abdomen as a chopping block, thats how hard I flex my body.

Be careful - brain bubbles, man. Brain Bubbles. Don't give yourself an aneurysm. Try some auto-erotic asphyxiation or something, you weird bastard.

Reckless187 · Nov 2, 2007, 11:51 AM

Don't listen to word this eunuch cunt comes out with, he aint even fucking gone through motherfucking puberty yet ffs! I told his whore of a mother whilst she was working the street corners for me that doing drugs whilst pregnant would harm the unborn child but did she care? Do bears not shit in the woods? Fucking tragedy is what this freak is.

Senor_Mota · Nov 2, 2007, 02:12 PM

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Don't listen to word this eunuch cunt comes out with, he aint even fucking gone through motherfucking puberty yet ffs! I told his whore of a mother whilst she was working the street corners for me that doing drugs whilst pregnant would harm the unborn child but did she care? Do bears not shit in the woods? Fucking tragedy is what this freak is.

Ummmm...who?

Reckless187 · Nov 2, 2007, 03:20 PM

Sorry, didn't mean you, forgot to mention his name, was talking about the_jewish_hornet.

MGaz · Dec 14, 2007, 03:31 PM

sorry if i sound like an 'i-tune', but whats a 'brain bubble' ? lol

Reckless187 · Dec 14, 2007, 04:32 PM

I think you want the help forum. This thread was dead, the original poster is dead. Now you have resurected both & we are all gonna get it in the arse from the hornet bloke. Cheers. :P

mike2h · Dec 15, 2007, 12:41 AM

i aint lettin that dicksmoker behind me under any circumstances.

Reckless187 · Dec 17, 2007, 10:47 AM

What if you are doing the cha cha at a christmas party & drunk out of your head & the hornet joins in behind you ey? What you gonna do then? taking into consideration the beer goggle effect & that the hornet looks a bit effeminate, it could be hard to resist the temptation. :P

**Mousey** · Dec 17, 2007, 03:40 PM

For the love of god let this thread die PLEASE...
Somebody lock it or at least change the title, my mum always comes in when i'm reading DH for some reason and she goes "OMG PR0N?!?!?!?"...

Reckless187 · Dec 17, 2007, 03:55 PM

There aint much in FWZ so we gotta keep threads like this alive, otherwise we may as well kill off FWZ. :P

mike2h · Dec 17, 2007, 05:36 PM

in that particular case, it would be me behind the hornet without him getting a reacharound.

Reckless187 · Dec 18, 2007, 10:31 AM

But he'd be getting some anal, right? :P

mike2h · Dec 18, 2007, 05:18 PM

yes, he would be getting something in his anal tract. as will you if you keep up with this obssession with anal things in general, & hornets ass specifically.
you cruisin for a 'deposit'? - pm hornjet.

Reckless187 · Dec 18, 2007, 07:57 PM

Nah, just feel sorry for the hornet. Ugly fuckers like him need lovin too & I'm tied down at the mo so I can't oblige I'm afraid.

MGaz · Dec 19, 2007, 05:47 PM

but if you 'could' oblige, would that mean you would be 'in the HORNETS nest' ???

lol

Senor_Mota · Dec 20, 2007, 06:21 PM

Watch out for that stinger...hornets don't lose their ass when they stab you relentlessly...although their exoskeleton is easily squashed.

Reckless187 · Dec 20, 2007, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MGaz

but if you 'could' oblige, would that mean you would be 'in the HORNETS nest' ???

lol

Fuck it, sure, why not. I'd tear it a new ass hole.

**Mousey** · Dec 20, 2007, 11:48 PM

Has anybody noticed the jizznet's not been around recently?

Reckless187 · Dec 21, 2007, 11:52 AM

Yup. he hasn't been banned either so not sure what could be up with him. Mayb he took one too many (money)shots to the face and was permanently blinded!

mike2h · Dec 27, 2007, 01:10 AM

a good skullfucking would have the same effect.

OmegaRED · Dec 27, 2007, 02:07 AM

I dunno if it's the same guy but I saw this post a few days ago on Ncix.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jan 9, 2008, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by OmegaRED

I dunno if it's the same guy but I saw this post a few days ago on Ncix.

ahahaha probably is

edit: I jus checked out NCIX's forums, and his name shows up numerous times on tech help. I think he found us through there somehow.

jewish hornet, out of curiousity, do your legs collapse when you masturbate standing up? then you fall face flat boxers at your ankles and go "i made a booboo!" with the jizz all over your pubes? then you try to wash it out of your pubes and just can't cause its so thick. then you end up realizing your a fucking jew

Senor_Mota · Jan 10, 2008, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BiGBrOwNPimpsta

then you end up realizing your a fucking jew

That might be one of the most racist yet funniest things I've ever read.

Oct 3, 2007, 01:06 AM	#1
Da_Jewish_Fonzy Me>You Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Da Hood Posts: 507 Rep Power: 0	Flexing your thighs while masturbating? Does anyone else do this? I feel like my thighs are severely charlie horsed atm.

Dec 14, 2007, 03:31 PM	#12
MGaz All wheel driver! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: five Cylinder Heaven, wales GB Posts: 204 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	sorry if i sound like an 'i-tune', but whats a 'brain bubble' ? lol __________________ Processor: 7.5 Memory: 7.7 Graphics: 7.2 Gaming Graphics: 7.2 Primary Hard Disk: 5.9 [3DMARK Vantage: 9229] [3DMARK 06: 18365] [3DMARK 03: 46941] [3DMARK 2001 SE: 36059] [3DMARK 2000: 29438]

Dec 15, 2007, 12:41 AM	#14
mike2h DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: norcal Posts: 6,483 Rep Power: 91 System Specs	i aint lettin that dicksmoker behind me under any circumstances. __________________

Dec 17, 2007, 03:40 PM	#16
Mousey Synth's Long Lost Bro Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Web Design Hell Posts: 7,185 Rep Power: 245 System Specs	For the love of god let this thread die PLEASE... Somebody lock it or at least change the title, my mum always comes in when i'm reading DH for some reason and she goes "OMG PR0N?!?!?!?"... __________________

Dec 17, 2007, 05:36 PM	#18
mike2h DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: norcal Posts: 6,483 Rep Power: 91 System Specs	in that particular case, it would be me behind the hornet without him getting a reacharound. __________________

Oct 3, 2007, 04:17 AM	Thread Starter #3
Da_Jewish_Fonzy Me>You Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Da Hood Posts: 507 Rep Power: 0	Honestly when I'm beating it you could probably use my abdomen as a chopping block, thats how hard I flex my body.

Nov 2, 2007, 11:51 AM	#9
Reckless187 HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 730 Rep Power: 56 System Specs	Don't listen to word this eunuch cunt comes out with, he aint even fucking gone through motherfucking puberty yet ffs! I told his whore of a mother whilst she was working the street corners for me that doing drugs whilst pregnant would harm the unborn child but did she care? Do bears not shit in the woods? Fucking tragedy is what this freak is.

Nov 2, 2007, 03:20 PM	#11
Reckless187 HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 730 Rep Power: 56 System Specs	Sorry, didn't mean you, forgot to mention his name, was talking about the_jewish_hornet.

Dec 14, 2007, 04:32 PM	#13
Reckless187 HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 730 Rep Power: 56 System Specs	I think you want the help forum. This thread was dead, the original poster is dead. Now you have resurected both & we are all gonna get it in the arse from the hornet bloke. Cheers. :P

Dec 17, 2007, 10:47 AM	#15
Reckless187 HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 730 Rep Power: 56 System Specs	What if you are doing the cha cha at a christmas party & drunk out of your head & the hornet joins in behind you ey? What you gonna do then? taking into consideration the beer goggle effect & that the hornet looks a bit effeminate, it could be hard to resist the temptation. :P

Dec 17, 2007, 03:55 PM	#17
Reckless187 HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 730 Rep Power: 56 System Specs	There aint much in FWZ so we gotta keep threads like this alive, otherwise we may as well kill off FWZ. :P

Dec 18, 2007, 10:31 AM	#19
Reckless187 HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 730 Rep Power: 56 System Specs	But he'd be getting some anal, right? :P

Dec 18, 2007, 05:18 PM	#20
mike2h DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: norcal Posts: 6,483 Rep Power: 91 System Specs	yes, he would be getting something in his anal tract. as will you if you keep up with this obssession with anal things in general, & hornets ass specifically. you cruisin for a 'deposit'? - pm hornjet. __________________ Last edited by mike2h; Dec 18, 2007 at 09:52 PM.

Dec 18, 2007, 07:57 PM	#21
Reckless187 HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 730 Rep Power: 56 System Specs	Nah, just feel sorry for the hornet. Ugly fuckers like him need lovin too & I'm tied down at the mo so I can't oblige I'm afraid.

Dec 19, 2007, 05:47 PM	#22
MGaz All wheel driver! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: five Cylinder Heaven, wales GB Posts: 204 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	but if you 'could' oblige, would that mean you would be 'in the HORNETS nest' ??? lol __________________ Processor: 7.5 Memory: 7.7 Graphics: 7.2 Gaming Graphics: 7.2 Primary Hard Disk: 5.9 [3DMARK Vantage: 9229] [3DMARK 06: 18365] [3DMARK 03: 46941] [3DMARK 2001 SE: 36059] [3DMARK 2000: 29438]

Dec 20, 2007, 06:21 PM	#23
Senor_Mota 悪魔の方法 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ee-duh-ow Posts: 2,384 Rep Power: 99 System Specs	Watch out for that stinger...hornets don't lose their ass when they stab you relentlessly...although their exoskeleton is easily squashed. __________________

Dec 20, 2007, 11:48 PM	#25
Mousey Synth's Long Lost Bro Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Web Design Hell Posts: 7,185 Rep Power: 245 System Specs	Has anybody noticed the jizznet's not been around recently? __________________

Dec 21, 2007, 11:52 AM	#26
Reckless187 HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 730 Rep Power: 56 System Specs	Yup. he hasn't been banned either so not sure what could be up with him. Mayb he took one too many (money)shots to the face and was permanently blinded!

Dec 27, 2007, 01:10 AM	#27
mike2h DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: norcal Posts: 6,483 Rep Power: 91 System Specs	a good skullfucking would have the same effect. __________________

Dec 27, 2007, 02:07 AM	#28
OmegaRED Relapsed Gamer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ottawa , Canada Posts: 5,688 Rep Power: 173 System Specs	I dunno if it's the same guy but I saw this post a few days ago on Ncix. __________________ E Penis Specs: <------------- See System Specs