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Old Nov 19, 2007, 11:27 PM   #31
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you really aren't the sharpest tool in the box are ya, I mean even mousey has gotten the better of you a few times and he hasn't even grown any pubes yet.
you really do seem to enjoy using my genitalia as a base for your flaming, have you perhaps thought you could use something else?
I know you can't stop thinking about male reproductive organs in general but Please, if anybody from any kind of law enforcement were to read your posts they'd think your phaedophile and have your ass locked up in a federal prison faster than you can say "Blowjob".
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you really do seem to enjoy using my genitalia as a base for your flaming, have you perhaps thought you could use something else?
well I was fumbling for a pen to write with before the post, you can forgive me for finding your penis instead, about the same size and shape.

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but Please, if anybody from any kind of law enforcement were to read your posts they'd think your phaedophile and have your ass locked up in a federal prison faster than you can say "Blowjob".
what the fuck is a "phaedophile", isnt that a mythical creature with two horns and a ball sack the size of your ass (large in other words)?

Hey Mousey, ive one for you man. "Does my ass look big in this?" - thats what you should have posted when you did your parkour training. I don't think ive ever seen a kid your age with an ass so big. well apart from the one on hornet's shoulders.
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Jeebus Chrism, if this forum was owned by the Public run by a council of peers in some pseudo-democracy...then maybe calling the site owners/moderators fascists would make some sense.

Instead, you're bitching about a private forum on a privately owned website. Get over it you dork.

I find it very amusing indeed what Zardon and the other mods do to you, because I'm a sadistic asshole.
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well I was fumbling for a pen to write with before the post, you can forgive me for finding your penis instead, about the same size and shape.



Well its the flame zone, its full of cocks aint it?



what the fuck is a "phaedophile", isnt that a mythical creature with two horns and a ball sack the size of your ass (large in other words)?

Hey Mousey, ive one for you man. "Does my ass look big in this?" - thats what you should have posted when you did your parkour training. I don't think ive ever seen a kid your age with an ass so big. well apart from the one on hornet's shoulders.
I take it you kept rewinding that part to keep watching it eh?
How monitors have you gone through with all the licking you get done, specially over pk vids.
It so happens that yes my arse is probably on the chunky side but don't you think i'm trying to do something about it hence the vid?

Unless you can go film some more with a better sense of flow, speed, agility and confidence than mine (which probably shouldn't be too hard, took me 2 weeks to get confident enough to do the kongs you saw at the start) i'd suggest taking your head out of your arse and taking a look at the real world, or god forbid you go outside, then the outside world would have to witness the sadistic power of mother nature.

So on second though, no don't go outside.
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I take it you kept rewinding that part to keep watching it eh?
How monitors have you gone through with all the licking you get done, specially over pk vids.
It so happens that yes my arse is probably on the chunky side but don't you think i'm trying to do something about it hence the vid?

Unless you can go film some more with a better sense of flow, speed, agility and confidence than mine (which probably shouldn't be too hard, took me 2 weeks to get confident enough to do the kongs you saw at the start) i'd suggest taking your head out of your arse and taking a look at the real world, or god forbid you go outside, then the outside world would have to witness the sadistic power of mother nature.

So on second though, no don't go outside.
mousey you are a fucking fat ass deal with it. I bet they find neighbours cats and small kids up your ass, probably some lost for years. and WTF is "kong", is that some exercise in which you look like the fucking giant gorilla? if thats so, well you already have the size of ass for it, so major props.

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mousey you are a fucking fat ass deal with it. I bet they find neighbours cats and small kids up your ass, probably some lost for years. and WTF is "kong", is that some exercise in which you look like the fucking giant gorilla? if thats so, well you already have the size of ass for it, so major props.
Oh lookie here his flaming posts are getting shorter and more to the point, looks like he's running out of steam.

To be honest i really don't give a shit what you think about me, but being called a fat ass from a guy that spends his days online at DH in the flame warzone is real rich.
Seriously unless your'e going to start contributing else where and helping out just leave -_-
I couldn't give a shit if Zardon or Craig or whoever like you because i don't, and the sooner your'e perm banned the better
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mousey you are a fucking fat ass deal with it. I bet they find neighbours cats and small kids up your ass, probably some lost for years. and WTF is "kong", is that some exercise in which you look like the fucking giant gorilla? if thats so, well you already have the size of ass for it, so major props.

Dude, you're criticizing a guy for getting out and doing Parkour, no matter the size of his ass, while you sit here in your "Captain's Chair" and talk shit about how many dicks you like in your mouth at a time. I remember you "flaming" back in the day and although you're "unflammable" and somewhat funny, now you're just being rude to the guy for no reason other than you think you're cool. WOW!!!! You made fun of someone on the internet!!! Did your mommy make your favorite dinner for doing so? Quit insulting people because their dick is bigger than yours, get out and get some fresh air and fuck right off. I hope you choke on a whole bag of dicks, you socially unproductive douchebag.
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Oh lookie here his flaming posts are getting shorter and more to the point, looks like he's running out of steam.
Well there are only so many things I can say about your gargantuan ass - I keep expecting to see clusters of stars in orbit around it. Not sure it deserves anymore attention in here, but fuck ill think of some more if you really want. It does looks like two beached whales mating.

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To be honest i really don't give a shit what you think about me,
of course you do, fat people always care what people think, then they end up getting depressed, eating more and getting fatter. I bet right now you are eating a big fucking pizza and crying into your "diet" coke.

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but being called a fat ass from a guy that spends his days online at DH in the flame warzone is real rich.
Well were else can I meet sad, lonely, fat overweight kids who love being tortured and made fun of? i mean no sane person posts videos of themselves jumping of a fucking chair with their ass hanging out and blabbering on about "kongs" and fucking "parkour" this and that. You don't play sports, you jump of fucking furniture and small walls and pretend you are fucking hardcore. You are a joke and should be bitchslapped from here to lands end and back, several times. You probably dont even know how many people in the off topic were making fun of you because you are such a fucking retard.

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Seriously unless your'e going to start contributing else where and helping out just leave -_-
how about you suck my cock first and ill think about it. if you can bend over enough to get down to it that is. it might cause an earthquake as those cheeks move.

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Excellent, ill add you to my list of "billys flamed bitches". This is the flame zone you dickwad, far too much male bonding and bullshit going on in here lately. if you dont want to be flame grilled and scraped off the sidewalk then get back in off topic and post some more pictures of you and your fat fuck mates prancing around like faggots in a field.

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Dude, you're criticizing a guy for getting out and doing Parkour,
Hang on, since when does a guy with a sonic the fucking faggot hedgehog avatar get the chance to post in the flame zone?. Aren't you that fruit from Dell who got sacked or some such shit? I mean imagine getting sacked from Dell!? That is fucking impossible, they pay shit, employ about 40 million people, half of which are from the ballsack of india, are illiterate and can't even speak english!

So you are a sacked dell rep who didn't make the grade, and you are in the flame zone on a tech site, defending a gay, fat ass white kid who has the athletic ability of a blind castrated tibetian monk with one leg.

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no matter the size of his ass, while you sit here in your "Captain's Chair" and talk shit about how many dicks you like in your mouth at a time.
Have you ACTUALLY SEEN THE SIZE OF THIS KIDS ASS? its like jennifer lopez has been reborn in a short ugly gay looking british kid! Its almost as sad as a reject Dell rep who likes sonic the hedgehog. I have a mental picture of you being 6ft2, acne ridden, skinnny as an ethopian, and hiding in your parents basement while collecting sci fi comics and figurines. Occasionally masturbating to images of the spice girls and dressing up in fucking gayass star trek costumes for conventions.

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I remember you "flaming" back in the day and although you're "unflammable" and somewhat funny, now you're just being rude to the guy for no reason other than you think you're cool.
I am very fucking cool, everyone knows that. thats why im a fucking legend on DH. I dont think im being rude to elephant ass, I think he needs to realise how big a twat he looks on this site and how everyone laughs their tits off at him. Would you post a video of yourself in a tracksuit, jumping off a neighbours garden wall while having ass crack the size of a small continent showing?? Obviously we need to help the guy by making him realise that his overweight uncle who asked him to lower his trousers as a kid while he "did parkour" is fine, cause its not fine. I fucking almost lost my dinner when I watched that video. I think he is cruising for older guys on DH to meet up with them and perhaps even have orgies with him and his gay mates.

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WOW!!!! You made fun of someone on the internet!!! Did your mommy make your favorite dinner for doing so?
FFS grow a set of balls you pussy, its certainly an indication of how young everyone is in here if "mommy" is brought up so often in flame posts. has yours ironed your jean luc picard outfit yet?, oh yeah hang on, she is just sucking on my balls right now, ill let her go in a minute, just need to jizz in her mouth first. Kinda the way your father wishes he had done when he sees you.

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Quit insulting people because their dick is bigger than yours, get out and get some fresh air and fuck right off. I hope you choke on a whole bag of dicks, you socially unproductive douchebag.
Damn, if that was the case man, this forum would be real quiet and full of fucking gaylords like yourself defending fatass dumbass retard kids, cause no one has a bigger cock than me, its legendary, so bend over and join the recently pwned newbs in the DH flamezone.

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Well were else can I meet sad, lonely, fat overweight kids who love being tortured and made fun of?
You like to meet lonely kids do you Billy? And you get 'satisfaction' through their torture? Reading between the lines, I'd say it sounds like your flaming yourself Billy....

Also, on many occasions you have flamed others for not bothering to spell-check before copying and pasting to the FW. Your sentence begins "Well were" when it should be "Well where". Were is the past tense of 'are' from the verb 'to be'. I recollect that on many occasions you advised people not to post if they can't spell or use the correct the grammer, although you didn't phrase it in quite the same way. Practice what you preach Billy-Boy!
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You like to meet lonely kids do you Billy? And you get 'satisfaction' through their torture? Reading between the lines, I'd say it sounds like your flaming yourself Billy....
Wow thats some deep thinking there, especially coming from the guy named after the gayest fucking island in the world:

Cozumel - Mayan: Island of the "Swallows" - land of the cocksuckers and cum swallowers. fucking brilliant name man ! perfect !

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So thats it? your flame is based on an added "H". What a total lack of effort on your part, i mean if you made the effort you could go into the heavenly forums and start a wankathon english competition with "stop it". that would be awesome, a guy named after something he said to his father when he was getting ass raped, and you named after an island of gay cum swallowers.

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of course you do, fat people always care what people think, then they end up getting depressed, eating more and getting fatter. I bet right now you are eating a big fucking pizza and crying into your "diet" coke.
As a matter of fact right now i'm in my IT Class eating an apple and growing more desperate to get home and do some more pk training.
Hell maybe i'll make another vid so you can get a better look at my ass, would you like that?
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As a matter of fact right now i'm in my IT Class eating an apple and growing more desperate to get home and do some more pk training.
Hell maybe i'll make another vid so you can get a better look at my ass, would you like that?
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As a matter of fact right now i'm in my IT Class eating an apple and growing more desperate to get home and do some more pk training.
Awesome, maybe this time you can take it up a notch and jump of a stool in the kitchen, something really rad and hardcore like that.

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Yes that would be lovely, the shot of it on google maps is a bit out of date.
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Hang on, since when does a guy with a sonic the fucking faggot hedgehog avatar get the chance to post in the flame zone?. Aren't you that fruit from Dell who got sacked or some such shit? I mean imagine getting sacked from Dell!? That is fucking impossible, they pay shit, employ about 40 million people, half of which are from the ballsack of india, are illiterate and can't even speak english!
So you are a sacked dell rep who didn't make the grade, and you are in the flame zone on a tech site, defending a gay, fat ass white kid who has the athletic ability of a blind castrated tibetian monk with one leg.
Have you ACTUALLY SEEN THE SIZE OF THIS KIDS ASS? its like jennifer lopez has been reborn in a short ugly gay looking british kid! Its almost as sad as a reject Dell rep who likes sonic the hedgehog. I have a mental picture of you being 6ft2, acne ridden, skinnny as an ethopian, and hiding in your parents basement while collecting sci fi comics and figurines. Occasionally masturbating to images of the spice girls and dressing up in fucking gayass star trek costumes for conventions.
I am very fucking cool, everyone knows that. thats why im a fucking legend on DH. I dont think im being rude to elephant ass, I think he needs to realise how big a twat he looks on this site and how everyone laughs their tits off at him. Would you post a video of yourself in a tracksuit, jumping off a neighbours garden wall while having ass crack the size of a small continent showing?? Obviously we need to help the guy by making him realise that his overweight uncle who asked him to lower his trousers as a kid while he "did parkour" is fine, cause its not fine. I fucking almost lost my dinner when I watched that video. I think he is cruising for older guys on DH to meet up with them and perhaps even have orgies with him and his gay mates.
FFS grow a set of balls you pussy, its certainly an indication of how young everyone is in here if "mommy" is brought up so often in flame posts. has yours ironed your jean luc picard outfit yet?, oh yeah hang on, she is just sucking on my balls right now, ill let her go in a minute, just need to jizz in her mouth first. Kinda the way your father wishes he had done when he sees you.
Damn, if that was the case man, this forum would be real quiet and full of fucking gaylords like yourself defending fatass dumbass retard kids, cause no one has a bigger cock than me, its legendary, so bend over and join the recently pwned newbs in the DH flamezone.
I just can't believe that someone has this much free time on their hands to write 3-page responses to flames; much less flames that include the words "faggot", "gay", "pussy" and "cock" more times than some porn ad you find laying on the Las Vegas Strip.

Seriously, I don't think age is an issue for anyone but you, my friend. You've made more "Your mom" and "Your dad" implications than anyone else has in their posts, so your maturity level is very commonly reflected in your speech and jokes. You're obviously from Britain, which by the way automatically makes you a "bleeding wanker" (in your vernacular). I just can't see investing so much thought into talking shit about someone who uses their time better than you do.

If you ask me, you sound like an insipid and pathetic individual who tries his damnedest to whittle down other people's confidence and pride by excessively using swear words and 3rd Grade "Potty Humor" jokes. FUCK YEAH d00d!!! You ARE a legend - in making yourself look like the biggest imbecile and hypocrite ever.

"Pwned some newbs"? I don't think I've ever used that terminology to describe overcoming someone in a competitive manner outside of gaming. In fact, that kinda makes you sound like your vocabulary is rather limited, as well as your ability to insult or berate someone.

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In other words, SOUND SMART, STUPID!!!!! You'll be better off when you try so hard to make other people feel little. Keep it up, you legend, you!!!

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Is that everyone born in the UK? You did say automatic...
Maybe...but there's always an exception to the rule.

You're cool man, but I've noticed that British people really take offense to someone insulting their bloodline...a great deal more than an American ever will. Plus, I'm German. I could give a fuck less about anybody's family tree besides my own...because I'm always going to be better than you.

I like individuals, Cozumel, like yourself. Billy's just another fucking bobble-headed internet troll with a really strong right arm and a really quickly-typing left arm. When you let your dick do the thinking, rather than your brain, well, you get what you get. Read any one of his "legendary flames", you'll understand.

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Why d'ya keep it if it's cracked?
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Cos your mama likes to fuck & suck cock to that track & she keeps going at it non stop when the record keeps repeating at the cracked bit?
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I just can't believe that someone has this much free time on their hands to write 3-page responses to flames; much less flames that include the words "faggot", "gay", "pussy" and "cock" more times than some porn ad you find laying on the Las Vegas Strip.
Live and learn you ex indian support bitch. If you want to do something, do it fucking right. im guessing that is why you got fired. Fucking support reps like you piss me off so much. they need to round you all up and put a fucking flamethrower on your ass. Isn't that right, Jammu Pinjab?

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Seriously, I don't think age is an issue for anyone but you, my friend. You've made more "Your mom" and "Your dad" implications than anyone else has in their posts, so your maturity level is very commonly reflected in your speech and jokes.
Sorry im trying to take this seriously, I can just picture you right now, so its hard to flame between the laughs.

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You're obviously from Britain, which by the way automatically makes you a "bleeding wanker" (in your vernacular).
Well at least you have stopped emailing the register, which is a start

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I just can't see investing so much thought into talking shit about someone who uses their time better than you do.
Well I guess I could learn some indian and insult you in your native language, but I piss on your country and unlike most people in here i don't give a fuck. Incidentally I think DH'ers should be educated as to exactly WHY you were fired What The Fuck is with Dell Technical Support?! (by Jeremy Zawodny)

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If you ask me, you sound like an insipid and pathetic individual who tries his damnedest to whittle down other people's confidence and pride by excessively using swear words and 3rd Grade "Potty Humor" jokes.
"Potty Humor"? dear christ, you sound like fucking STOP IT, and his "meowing cats". Between the two of you, this forum would turn into a gay ass fuck male bonding forum, eating dictionaries while sucking dicks.



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FUCK YEAH d00d!!! You ARE a legend
Well ive been trying to tell you that, glad it finally sunk in. Its really not hard to see why you didn't make the grade man. "have you tried rebooting in safe mode sir?" (in dumb ass indian drawl an octave higher than a normal person). How many times you said that in the last 5 years? im guessing at least 50 times a day.

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"Pwned some newbs"? I don't think I've ever used that terminology
Well of course you haven't you are too busy watching bollywood movies and watching some dumb ass slimy chick run around singing in the street to her dark skinned slimy indian pimp. Do they even play games in India? Sitar Hero?


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In fact, that kinda makes you sound like your vocabulary is rather limited, as well as your ability to insult or berate someone.

I don't need to "kinda" berate you, I just hang up then call your boss Faymed and get your ass fired. Oh fuck, someone beat me to it. Hows McDonalds working out for you? ill have mine extra large to go please, and yeah clean that mess up too, you indian cocksucker.

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How true. Well, maybe not the least to say, but the least intelligent thing to say.
Let me get back to you on this one, I need to translate your typing. It really was a sad day when you crawled out of the abortion bucket.

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To really seem "menacing", maybe your vociferousness should be reinforced with a malignantly aligned sense of humor; as well as a rather versatile etymological library of adept verbosity to increase the effectiveness of your abrasive, repulsive and degrading behavior and depravity.
Or you could just suck my cock? You try far too hard, join the list of wannabee flamers.
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I can't believe that you have some strange template set up to flame everyone. Can you guys see what I'm saying? It's the same shit every time!?!?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! This is a test paragraph.

I'm going to keep laughing and pointing out that your "flames" are nothing but extremely bad copy and paste jobs done by a really simple guy. I can't even read them anymore - it's the exact same format as that "flame" post on Mousey earlier in this thread. This is also a test paragraph.

Dude, what I really want is for you to dissect this post, make some assinine and relatively boring comment about each of these three "example" paragraphs I'm writing - make it fun to read! - and then, reassure me that it will include a cute picture and the SAME OL' BANTER AS USUAL! No surprises! This is the final test paragraph.

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Cos your mama likes to fuck & suck cock to that track & she keeps going at it non stop when the record keeps repeating at the cracked bit?
Dude, this is seriously the weakest post I've ever read. I'm so confused by the context that although I'm reading it, I don't know what it means. I mean, I do know what it means, but still...that was probably the least intelligent thing I've read today besides BillyToaster's "Lame Flame Repeats".

It's really great that this thread wasn't about anything other than Da_Jewish_Fonzy bashing Zardon, then BillyToaster bashing Mousey, then BillyToaster trashing me, then BillyToaster realizing that his "flaming" technique is flawed and painfully stupid.

Bad form, Billy. Bad form.

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Ah, but in fact, I don't try at all...fluidity in diction comes naturally to me.

Wait, wait! Can we get more of those "Dude, your mom sucks cocks and stuff" and/or "ShitPissFuckCockPussyBallsMomDadFartsPoopShitFuck Time" comments? Please? It's seriously entertaining to watch the mentally impotent struggle and writhe while "trying to defend their honor" in such a futile way. Please? I'm begging you.

BTW, what happened, Billy? Why didn't you dissect my post? Where's the amusing anecdotes and maliciousness we've all come to love? Did you run out of room on your clipboard?
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I think the word 'poop' should be removed from that list. I'm not too sure that 'farts' works either.
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I think the word 'poop' should be removed from that list. I'm not to sure that 'farts' works either.
I don't know...they can be rather apt phrases when it comes to "quality flaming".
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I don't know...they can be rather apt phrases when it comes to "quality flaming".
Depends heavily on the context it's used in though
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