Da_Jewish_Fonzy

So I have a forced profile now, which basically means that nothing I post will be taken seriously. Funny that most of my posts outside of the flame warzone are honest posts criticizing the forum, in good spirit, or knocking products that the admin in question personally likes.

So basically unless you suck the admins cock or totally agree with him then you will be banned or gagged like I have been,

Come on stand up for your rights and lets let the MAN know this isn't acceptable. We have been gagged before, the Jewish are like the Jedi of exposing media phonies.

Zardon

which admins cock are you sucking cause it looks to me like you are neither banned or gagged? cause if its craigs I want to know why its not mine.

Falstaff

whats all this business about gagging on cock when your banned DJF?

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Da_Jewish_Fonzy

haha yeah craigs kinda a cute, and he mentioned a penchant for the the "cut" brothas if you know what I mean

PangingJr

i gave you 2 positive reps points before but it's not going to help. if billy comes around here he might help you get out of all those negative reps points. lol.

cozumel

OMG!! Panging posted in FW!!!

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Mousey

I think you'll find that Zardon isn't turning DriverHeaven into a site with a fascist dictatorship in place to clamp down on members like you, he's merely enforcing the site rules.

Perhaps if you'd actually read them you'd know that?

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OmegaRED

You must be borderline retarded if you think we're going to rally behind you.

You've never been taken seriously. At best, we were impressed when you posted some intelligent stuff now and then and I wish you'd keep it up rather than go back to the "Zardon has it out for me" well. Perhaps you think it's funny to stir up shit with him or maybe you really are a huge nerd and this is your idea of starting a keyboard civil rights revolution.

On any other forum you'd have been banned ages ago and I'm beginning to think you've figured this out and now are abusing his laxity by pushing it as far as you can. You're good for a laugh, like a clown or a monkey in clothes, this is why you're still around.

The way I see it you've got two options:

1) Shut the fuck up about Zardon changing your gay profile that you made to a gay profile he made and he'll get bored of messing with you.

2) Assemble an army of keyboard warriors and stage a Coup on Driverheaven. Good luck with that.

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Stop It

They were before? Pish, As for this statement, well, lets just say that me and Zardon haven't always agreed with each other, and last time I checked, I am in good standing at DH *Stares at Zardon, for reasons he should know*.

As for this bit, well, just be thankful I am not a mod, you would have been perm-banned long ago, be thankful the team here are exceptionally fair and lenient, instead of posting shite.

Cheers!

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kris23

nothing you ever posted was ever taken seriously man, the faggot style pink lettering just suits you better.

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Necrosis

Wow ain't that the truth! When he does post something intelligent I have to read it a few times to make sure I'm not dreaming.

Judas

I think the intelligent posts may have come from his boyfriend.......... only logical conclusion i can come up with at this point.....

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Falstaff

it isnt really PG 13 though is it..LOL

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Mousey

Pah sometimes i think this froum isn't appropriate for 18+'s, now i'll go back to further warping my already warped mind

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PangingJr

cozumel, about the OMG!! Panging posted in FW!!!
well, i stop by this forum section to read and for a laugh or two, lol. i like to read billy posts before, the guy can pick on anyone he wants and for about anything and he will start beating you verbally, lol.
i don't post in here much, lol, my english is not good and i don't know how to fight verbally, after all this is a flame warzone, lol.

Billy Toaster

yes good idea, perhaps think maybe about stacking up a few empty paint tins, getting a high def camera and getting your mate to take video footage of your "extreme" parkour antics of you jumping off them from 3 foot high. Keep us all highly entertained.

Hey here's a thought how about finding the highest fucking bridge, and stacking them up on the side of it. wouldn't mind seeing your guts all over the road. Maybe a new term for it? "extreme parkour roadkill"?

Billy Toaster

Ass kissing gets you nowhere dickwad. stick to the windows forum and helping people install their pron. Total geeks like you have no place in the flame zone.

Well i remember the flame fest you went on with BWX (otherwise known as bumchuff wanker xtraordinare). It was like watching two retarded kids hit each other with their lunch boxes in school. Highly amusing, and I give you major props for still posting here after looking like a complete fucking idiot after that. Then again BWX is the biggest tool on this forum so you came away with some respect.

Yes im kidding you are still a cock.

Billy Toaster

For someone who claims to be a man for the people and against the dh "regime", you really aren't the sharpest tool in the box are ya, I mean even mousey has gotten the better of you a few times and he hasn't even grown any pubes yet. You remind me of a bi polar attention seeking woman having her first period, you aren't quite sure what to say, who you are or what mood you will be in without your daily overdose of meds. You run around with your cock hanging out for everyone to see, yet really at the end of the day its so fucking small no one cares.

Dude, in the last thread you almost bent over and let zardon take you up the ass "I love you man, maximum respect" or some such fucking nonsense. You are an embarassment to the flame zone and have the creative abillity of a retarded chimpanzee. The only cock I can see is YOU. now get back to your mother, she is all wet and ready for you.

Ah you are jewish, well there you go, explains it all. You know if I gave a shit id come up with a good flame for you but ill let this picture say it all - taken from your webcam last night when no one was looking.

Stop It

Hmm, what do we have here, well, for a start somebody who doesn't know what the Multi-Quote feature is for, but hey, lets get down to the nitty-gritty shall we?

Hmm, I don't venture here too often, the reason being is people exactly like you, intellectually challenged imbeciles who couldn't flame properly even if they were given an oxyacetylene welding torch, I mean seriously, what the fuck did I just read? apart from totally unacceptable insults towards people with legitimate mental disorders not to mention Jewish people, but using the most basic insults I have seen in years, amazing stuff.

The English language is the most complex in the world, has the largest vocabulary, and the most lenient set of rules regarding its usage, allowing for an almost infinite scope for insulting people in the most delicious of ways, and this is the best you can do? Brilliant work, I suggest you work on your techniques, for I have seen better insults used in infant school, until you do, kindly fuck off, your pathetic attitude and obvious behaviour issues are clogging up my t'internet.

Oh, one final note, your tag/"location" higherly er....original, not, how about thinking of something that doesn't shout "Complete Smeghead" as loudly as they do, also, if Hell exisited, it's minions would be highly versed in the art of torture, including communicative warfare, I can safely say, that your tame attempts at written artillery are about as effective as a kittens meow in comparison.

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BlueMak

You are kidding, right?

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The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis
This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis.

ViRuS2k

lol ;p

Falstaff

longest word in the American vocabulary..
Shhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit..
shortest word.
muthfuka.
bwahahahhahah

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Billy Toaster

multi quote is for self centered arrogant ex moderators with an ego 5 times larger than their penis. Hey, that was a good line, summed you up pretty well I thought.

wow nice analogy, were did you read that? pompousarseholes.com?

Yeah ill break it down later, right now im pumping your mom over the tv while eating your dinner. give me a minute.

Christ not another jewish retard on the forums. you and hornet butt buddies?

Dude put your cock in your pants, its like when you watch great guitar players wanking on stage and they just can't STFU because they have a hard on for how great they are. Unfortunately for you, you just remind me of the kids in school covered in acne wearing little nerd shirts and carrying around coding books. Come over here and ill bitchslap that dictionary out of your mouth.

Thanks, appreciate your compliment, but how about "I can commend you on how amazingly eloquent your insults were my good man, I hope to some day strive to be almost on par with your ability to belitting those of a lesser intelligence". That sounds more like your style, so stop being fucking lazy and make the effort.

Make your mind up for fuck sake dude, you sound like hornet always contradicting himself, like some mopey little bitch who just got fucked and dumped for someone hotter.

ah so you are the guy big Z kicked off the moderator team, the one we heard was the pedophile. I suggest you really watch you don't get caught trolling those schools man, its a dangerous game. Those kids will also kick your ass if you talk like you do on here.

I will indeed, right after im finished with your mom.

must be one hell of a fucking shite pipe you got if a 2k text post clogs it up.

Ah a science fiction red dwarf fan, verifies my earlier post. Haven't heard the term "smeghead" used in a long time, well apart from the geeks in the school who daren't use foul words like "fuck" and "cunt" in case they got caught.

im fucking disappointed man, you ponce around in here like the 5th revision oxford english fucking dictionary and you can't even spell basic words, although you are right, maybe english is the most complex language out there, clearly you are having problems yourself.

Ok, rule number 1, never ever fucking use a "kitten" or "meow" in a flame post. If I need to explain why you are even dumber than you sound.

What the FUCK has happened to the DH flame zone, its full of wannabees and idiots now. I really need to kick Zardon's ass to get this fucking excuse of a forum sorted.

brutusmaximus

stop it, I strongly advise you to just move on. anyone who takes on billy has a death wish. guy is unflammable. many have tried !

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PangingJr

i already kissed your ass to get you to show up here. welcome back billy.
and yeah, you told me to get the fuck out of here before too.
sure. i'm out of here.

cozumel

WTF???? Why are you telling people not to come here so that Billy can't get flaming. It's a lot of fun reading this stuff. We need Stop It to partake in a full-on flame war. I can observe from the distance.

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Senor_Mota

I ripped this guy a new asshole in the other "Zardon hates me, I like penises" thread that he started, and he's still in here "Tarding it up". Really, this whole scenario reminds me of the obnoxious preppy kid in high school who tried to make friends with everyone by being "cute", ultimately leading to no one liking his malignant attitude and pointless comments about irrelevant shit nobody cares about.

Really, the best thing to do with douchebags like this is to ignore them. Don't talk to the guy, he'll fade away. All that will be left is the hilarious regard in which we remember him - "a true DriverHeaven revolutionary".

You sure told him, BIG BILLY T!!!!! (not to steal your thunder Zardo!)

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Falstaff

Oh bullshit....

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Reckless187

Brutus is sucking so hard on billytheflids malformed cock he's practically turning the fucking muppet cunt inside-out. This is the second thread he's kissed his ass in. What the fuck are you expecting from billy? Some sort of flaming amnesty cos you scared shitless he's gonna tell you he's "screwing your mom" or thats he's bending your dad over the fucking table?

BlueMak

That was awesome.

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The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis
This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis.