I hate AOL

Judas · Jun 20, 2002, 12:28 AM

yeah you idiot...

FuNsTeR · Jul 2, 2002, 02:15 PM

i get roughly 6 aol discs a month every pc mag has one i had Aol for 3 days about 5 or 6 years back how do i get thoose diks to stop them from sending me anymore

yes i have seen the newish interface with all that good evenin hello shiat my pal had it i told him to turn it of after 5 minutes it was doing ma nut in he also said it was annoying ... their software is for little school kids ..... shoot all @ Aol Bartlesmann

war59312 · Jul 2, 2002, 05:17 PM

well i never get damn aol cds

yea aol does sucks

8.0 just makes it worst lol

SnoopyII · Jul 2, 2002, 10:55 PM

AOHell execs should have their asses reamed out with a 32 grit sandpaper dildo with no vaseline. Their frickin' shiattware replaces Windows system files with their own version, craps all over the dialup & network protocols, and too many other nasty surprises to list them all. What kind of illiterate, braindead azzwipe would pay $21.95 a month (more than a regular ISP that offers unilimited access for less than $14.00) and multiple email addys for free? Their frickin' homo pedophile commercials must have invented by a bunch of advertising reject whores. "It's like a family"...yeah a family of morons that were all raped by the same dad. I use the AOL discs in my microwave. They make a nice fireworks display. CUM to the exclusive AOHell chatrooms where you can talk to a 500 lb man posing as a lesbian to troll for other pedophiles with the same twisted desires that you have. Our proprietary popups help your computer run faster and better..."it's just so easy...NO AOHell sheep you are easy...TOOOOOO easy...to bend over like that without even questioning as you blindly follow all the other stupid sheep right off the same cliff.

In summation...FÂ*uck AOHell...thank you and have a nice day.

Radea85 · Jul 8, 2002, 06:01 PM

aol shuld burn

Cajunjim · Jul 8, 2002, 06:58 PM

Steve Case & AOL are the anti-christ

JavaFox · Jul 8, 2002, 07:20 PM

I have only had one experience with AOL and it was a pretty bad one.

I was in Arizona, visiting, with a borrowed laptop and a lot of free time. My g/f doesn't have a PC (yet!), much less an Internet connection, so I decided to use one of those "Nine Million Hours for Free" CDs.

I installed it, signed up, all that, and ran with it.

Well, the service was pretty atrocious, and I got kicked off at least twice every one or two hours. But, hey, it was free.

So, anyway, the time to leave arrives, and I call to cancel. I hate having to talk to real people on the phone; it makes me nervous. The phone call went like this:

[DUDE] Hello, AOL accounting.
[ME] Hi, uh, I'd like to cancel my account.
[DUDE] Okay, name...
[ME] Kenenth Hughes.. etc., etc.
[DUDE] Hey, I see your state is "AP" -- is that a military address?
[ME] Well, yeah, kinda.
[DUDE] Huh. I always wanted one of those "kinda"-military jobs.
[ME] Yeah.
[DUDE] So, may I ask why you're cancelling your account?
[ME] Well, to be honest, I was only in town for a few days, and--
[DUDE] Oh, I see. Useful CDs, aren't they?
[ME] Mm-hmm..

*typetypetype*

[DUDE] Well, okay, you're cancelled. May I reccomend, though, that you sign up for the roaming service we have? If you move around a lot, you can check your AOL email address from anywhere in the world..
[ME] Nah, I'm good, thanks.
[DUDE] Mmmmkay, well, guess what, just for trying out AOL, I am authorized to offer you a free gift of $50, redeemable at many AOL online stores. Let me transfer you--
[ME] Er--
[CRAZY DUDE] Hellosir,howyoudoin'? I am prepared to offer you $50, for use atanyoneof ourAOL.comshoppingsites. Itisworth$50,redeemabletowards PhillipsSonyVaiosCompaqsGodivaNikeCocaColaBanannaR epublicandothervariousotherelectronicconsumercommo dityeconomiceducationalandotherfinegoodscallnow.
[ME] Um.. that was a lot to digest. Can I decline?
[CRAZY DUDE] Decline? Sir, this is $50.
[ME] Yeah, I realize that... I'm fine, though.
[CRAZY DUDE] Well, what about $100!
[ME] No, really, I'm good, thanks.
[CRAZY DUDE] Alright.

Weird.

Necrosis · Jul 9, 2002, 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zardon
well if they keep going the way they are currently and losing the money they still are, we wont have them to worry about for much longer.

The problem with that is if AOL dies so does Time Warner. Time Warner is currently handling a large volume of broadband subscribers here in the US. I don't want to go back to paying $125.00 a month for a 1.5 meg connection. However, I bet if the Time Warner side did come up for sale Sprint/Earthlink probably would buy it.

I do use AOL, matter of fact I'm beta testing version 8. The only thing I use it for really is email, and to send large files. I think I keep it just so I can be up to speed on it because many people that I know and help use it. Not to mention someone has to be on that knows what their doing to keep them in check. If AOL would make a multiple window GUI, and stop using that one cast iron interface people wouldn't leave it so quickly. Not to mention speed. Try running a bandwidth test sometime inside AOL, and then outside. You will see what I mean.

BTW, I dislike AOL too, but I've been on since what 1992? Before that I was a sysop on local bullletin boards. Never had to pay the hourly charge though, that was what AOHELL was for. Browse the service in free area's. Ahhh memories!!

Judas · Jul 9, 2002, 06:48 AM

it's strange.... poeple in Tornado ally get hit by a tornado and everything is gone....devistation has set in and what do they say? "Were going to stick it out and rebuild our live right here again" notice again?....sad....

Would it be the same if:

You've just moved to a new streed or neighbor hood.... the street name is Rape street.... you know bloody well what's going to happen and there's nothing you can do about it... what happens when your caught bending over waiting for it?
You : "hey ....HEY stop don't do that... uh m............"
Them : "Didn't you....... READ THE SIGN!?........."

~~TIGER~~ · Nov 3, 2002, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by UberLord
Dude - 99.99% of the populus need AOL in the same way that they need a red hot poker stuck up their arse.

ouch

~~Kagato~~ · Nov 7, 2002, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by TIGER
ouch

Stop refreshing old topics. It is becoming a nuisance.

Highwood · Nov 11, 2002, 05:36 AM

Opened up a package of ass wipe today and there was an AOL disk inside.
Has to be the most appropriate product packaging of all time.

Kelsenellenelvian · Nov 11, 2002, 06:10 AM

Its even in fucking cereal boxes its the new form of plague. We need a vaccination for it. MMMM maybe a mach-10???

RIV@NVX · Nov 12, 2002, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato
Stop refreshing old topics. It is becoming a nuisance.

I agree, he really refreshed this one for no reason.

giganick · Nov 14, 2002, 03:16 AM

I agree...aol does suck!!....why do they send you all those CDs, once you sign up with one you dont need another one....!!

Kelsenellenelvian · Nov 14, 2002, 03:23 AM

Why would you sign up are you a masochist??

giganick · Nov 14, 2002, 04:48 AM

i never said that i signed up, i was just giving an example....

reno · Nov 14, 2002, 06:25 AM

PLEASE LOCK

PLEASE LOCK

DEAR GOD PLEASE LOCK!

Ryoko · Nov 14, 2002, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by reno
PLEASE LOCK

PLEASE LOCK

DEAR GOD PLEASE LOCK!

why?

Highwood · Nov 15, 2002, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ryoko
why?

Could it be that Reno is a closet AOL user??

reno · Nov 15, 2002, 06:02 AM

ha! closet AOL user?

Anyway, anything AOL is just...dumb, it's a floundering company that is only used by major morons to do their porn surfing. I see no need to have old topics about crappy aol rants revived from the depths of "non-interesting" hell.

-={420}=- · Nov 15, 2002, 07:40 AM

AOL creates a fake little world for n00bs to hang out in. They think that's what the "web" is all about. But instead, they are in an AOL controlled environment in which AOL can do whatever it pleases. They can control what you see and even monitor their activities. It's their program so they can do anything they want to the people using it. It's kinda what M$ is trying to do with Windows.

Kelsenellenelvian · Nov 15, 2002, 08:20 AM

I have already sent 350 aol cd's to those guys that are trying to get a million to leave on aol's coprorate doorstep.. (We Ummmm "borroswed" a couple of those damn stands they put at places like wall-mart and sears..) I can,t wait to see it on the news..

reno · Nov 15, 2002, 09:37 AM

I found AOL cds make good dog toys.

Oh, and just in-case you guys didn't know. If you call AOL and tell them to take you off their mailing list, (make sure you have a witness on the same line!) and they send you another CD, you can sue for unwanted soliciting.

vk2amv · Nov 25, 2002, 10:18 AM

I think that if everyone pitches in and does there part as instructed at this site http://www.nomoreaolcds.com then maybe aohell will get the idea. Please evryong have a look at this site and help out all you can. I am sending in every cd I can. Bye. AREA_51

AznMouse23 · Dec 7, 2002, 07:30 PM

AOL IS PURE EVIL.....THE CDS MAKE NICE CUP HOLDERS THO

Kelsenellenelvian · Dec 8, 2002, 10:07 AM

Has any one ever heard of a disk-o-bob??? It's like a sideways catapault that flings disks they make good ammo for mini disk-o-bobs.

vk2amv · Dec 8, 2002, 10:16 AM

h yeah thanks a lot Kelsenellenelvian. Now I want one. Next time keep quiet. Now it is going to drive me crazy trying to find one. AREA_51

Kelsenellenelvian · Dec 8, 2002, 10:17 AM

Made me own I love 'em.

vk2amv · Dec 8, 2002, 10:18 AM

You tell me how to make one. Pwese....Pwetty pwese.

AREA_51

Jul 2, 2002, 02:15 PM	#32
FuNsTeR Caledonian and Proud Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Darkest Ayrshire Posts: 1,268 Rep Power: 76 System Specs	I Hate Aol i get roughly 6 aol discs a month every pc mag has one i had Aol for 3 days about 5 or 6 years back how do i get thoose diks to stop them from sending me anymore yes i have seen the newish interface with all that good evenin hello shiat my pal had it i told him to turn it of after 5 minutes it was doing ma nut in he also said it was annoying ... their software is for little school kids ..... shoot all @ Aol Bartlesmann __________________ "They say when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear satanic messages ..... but that's nothing, if you play it forward it will install Windows"

Jul 2, 2002, 05:17 PM	#33
war59312 God Bless The U.S.A Join Date: May 2002 Location: USA Posts: 101 Rep Power: 0	well i never get damn aol cds yea aol does sucks 8.0 just makes it worst lol __________________ God Bless The U.S.A Thank You For Your Support.

Jul 8, 2002, 06:01 PM	#35
Radea85 \|>>Â®Ã¥Ã°ÃªÃ¥85<<\| Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Uhm...? Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	aol shuld burn __________________ i-3D http://radea85.netfirms.com/radeasig.jpg /Me waits impatiently for image tags to be turned on

Jul 8, 2002, 06:58 PM	#36
Cajunjim DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Johnstown, PA Posts: 1 Rep Power: 0	Steve Case & AOL are the anti-christ __________________ You called down the thunder, well now you've got it!. You tell them I'm coming . . . and Hell's coming with me!

Nov 11, 2002, 06:10 AM	#43
Kelsenellenelvian Master of my own Destiny Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: EverDawn Kingdom,TruEarth Posts: 1,395 Rep Power: 0	Its even in fucking cereal boxes its the new form of plague. We need a vaccination for it. MMMM maybe a mach-10??? __________________ [color=#0000ff] Download Windows Post-Install Wizard v4.3.8 and WPI Lite v1.2 Here [/color][color=red][color=blue][/color][/color]

Jul 2, 2002, 10:55 PM	#34
SnoopyII DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 33 Rep Power: 0	AOHell execs should have their asses reamed out with a 32 grit sandpaper dildo with no vaseline. Their frickin' shiattware replaces Windows system files with their own version, craps all over the dialup & network protocols, and too many other nasty surprises to list them all. What kind of illiterate, braindead azzwipe would pay $21.95 a month (more than a regular ISP that offers unilimited access for less than $14.00) and multiple email addys for free? Their frickin' homo pedophile commercials must have invented by a bunch of advertising reject whores. "It's like a family"...yeah a family of morons that were all raped by the same dad. I use the AOL discs in my microwave. They make a nice fireworks display. CUM to the exclusive AOHell chatrooms where you can talk to a 500 lb man posing as a lesbian to troll for other pedophiles with the same twisted desires that you have. Our proprietary popups help your computer run faster and better..."it's just so easy...NO AOHell sheep you are easy...TOOOOOO easy...to bend over like that without even questioning as you blindly follow all the other stupid sheep right off the same cliff. In summation...FÂ*uck AOHell...thank you and have a nice day.

Jul 8, 2002, 07:20 PM	#37
JavaFox E Pluribus Unum Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,203 Rep Power: 0	I have only had one experience with AOL and it was a pretty bad one. I was in Arizona, visiting, with a borrowed laptop and a lot of free time. My g/f doesn't have a PC (yet!), much less an Internet connection, so I decided to use one of those "Nine Million Hours for Free" CDs. I installed it, signed up, all that, and ran with it. Well, the service was pretty atrocious, and I got kicked off at least twice every one or two hours. But, hey, it was free. So, anyway, the time to leave arrives, and I call to cancel. I hate having to talk to real people on the phone; it makes me nervous. The phone call went like this: [DUDE] Hello, AOL accounting. [ME] Hi, uh, I'd like to cancel my account. [DUDE] Okay, name... [ME] Kenenth Hughes.. etc., etc. [DUDE] Hey, I see your state is "AP" -- is that a military address? [ME] Well, yeah, kinda. [DUDE] Huh. I always wanted one of those "kinda"-military jobs. [ME] Yeah. [DUDE] So, may I ask why you're cancelling your account? [ME] Well, to be honest, I was only in town for a few days, and-- [DUDE] Oh, I see. Useful CDs, aren't they? [ME] Mm-hmm.. typetypetype [DUDE] Well, okay, you're cancelled. May I reccomend, though, that you sign up for the roaming service we have? If you move around a lot, you can check your AOL email address from anywhere in the world.. [ME] Nah, I'm good, thanks. [DUDE] Mmmmkay, well, guess what, just for trying out AOL, I am authorized to offer you a free gift of $50, redeemable at many AOL online stores. Let me transfer you-- [ME] Er-- [CRAZY DUDE] Hellosir,howyoudoin'? I am prepared to offer you $50, for use atanyoneof ourAOL.comshoppingsites. Itisworth$50,redeemabletowards PhillipsSonyVaiosCompaqsGodivaNikeCocaColaBanannaR epublicandothervariousotherelectronicconsumercommo dityeconomiceducationalandotherfinegoodscallnow. [ME] Um.. that was a lot to digest. Can I decline? [CRAZY DUDE] Decline? Sir, this is $50. [ME] Yeah, I realize that... I'm fine, though. [CRAZY DUDE] Well, what about $100! [ME] No, really, I'm good, thanks. [CRAZY DUDE] Alright. Weird.

Nov 11, 2002, 05:36 AM	#42
Highwood Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Calgary Alberta Canada Posts: 504 Rep Power: 0	Opened up a package of ass wipe today and there was an AOL disk inside. Has to be the most appropriate product packaging of all time.

Nov 14, 2002, 03:16 AM	#45
giganick Frikkin COmputer~! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kaysville, Utah Posts: 131 Rep Power: 0	I agree...aol does suck!!....why do they send you all those CDs, once you sign up with one you dont need another one....!!

Nov 14, 2002, 03:23 AM	#46
Kelsenellenelvian Master of my own Destiny Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: EverDawn Kingdom,TruEarth Posts: 1,395 Rep Power: 0	Why would you sign up are you a masochist?? __________________ [color=#0000ff] Download Windows Post-Install Wizard v4.3.8 and WPI Lite v1.2 Here [/color][color=red][color=blue][/color][/color]

Nov 14, 2002, 04:48 AM	#47
giganick Frikkin COmputer~! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kaysville, Utah Posts: 131 Rep Power: 0	i never said that i signed up, i was just giving an example....

Nov 14, 2002, 06:25 AM	#48
reno Painlord of Ichor Join Date: May 2002 Location: bloinkin! Posts: 1,610 Rep Power: 0	MOD PLEASE LOCK PLEASE LOCK DEAR GOD PLEASE LOCK!

Nov 15, 2002, 06:02 AM	#51
reno Painlord of Ichor Join Date: May 2002 Location: bloinkin! Posts: 1,610 Rep Power: 0	thdr ha! closet AOL user? Anyway, anything AOL is just...dumb, it's a floundering company that is only used by major morons to do their porn surfing. I see no need to have old topics about crappy aol rants revived from the depths of "non-interesting" hell.

Nov 15, 2002, 07:40 AM	#52
-={420}=- DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,095 Rep Power: 0	AOL creates a fake little world for n00bs to hang out in. They think that's what the "web" is all about. But instead, they are in an AOL controlled environment in which AOL can do whatever it pleases. They can control what you see and even monitor their activities. It's their program so they can do anything they want to the people using it. It's kinda what M$ is trying to do with Windows. __________________ [COLOR=red]My eBay Auctions[/COLOR]

Nov 15, 2002, 08:20 AM	#53
Kelsenellenelvian Master of my own Destiny Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: EverDawn Kingdom,TruEarth Posts: 1,395 Rep Power: 0	I have already sent 350 aol cd's to those guys that are trying to get a million to leave on aol's coprorate doorstep.. (We Ummmm "borroswed" a couple of those damn stands they put at places like wall-mart and sears..) I can,t wait to see it on the news.. __________________ [color=#0000ff] Download Windows Post-Install Wizard v4.3.8 and WPI Lite v1.2 Here [/color][color=red][color=blue][/color][/color]

Nov 15, 2002, 09:37 AM	#54
reno Painlord of Ichor Join Date: May 2002 Location: bloinkin! Posts: 1,610 Rep Power: 0	gfds I found AOL cds make good dog toys. Oh, and just in-case you guys didn't know. If you call AOL and tell them to take you off their mailing list, (make sure you have a witness on the same line!) and they send you another CD, you can sue for unwanted soliciting.

Nov 25, 2002, 10:18 AM	#55
vk2amv DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 73 Rep Power: 0	nomoreaolcds.com I think that if everyone pitches in and does there part as instructed at this site http://www.nomoreaolcds.com then maybe aohell will get the idea. Please evryong have a look at this site and help out all you can. I am sending in every cd I can. Bye. AREA_51

Dec 7, 2002, 07:30 PM	#56
AznMouse23 DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: SF Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	AOL IS PURE EVIL.....THE CDS MAKE NICE CUP HOLDERS THO __________________ Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb. The unexamined life is not worth living.

Dec 8, 2002, 10:07 AM	#57
Kelsenellenelvian Master of my own Destiny Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: EverDawn Kingdom,TruEarth Posts: 1,395 Rep Power: 0	Has any one ever heard of a disk-o-bob??? It's like a sideways catapault that flings disks they make good ammo for mini disk-o-bobs. __________________ [color=#0000ff] Download Windows Post-Install Wizard v4.3.8 and WPI Lite v1.2 Here [/color][color=red][color=blue][/color][/color]

Dec 8, 2002, 10:16 AM	#58
vk2amv DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 73 Rep Power: 0	Thanks a lot. NOT h yeah thanks a lot Kelsenellenelvian. Now I want one. Next time keep quiet. Now it is going to drive me crazy trying to find one. AREA_51

Dec 8, 2002, 10:17 AM	#59
Kelsenellenelvian Master of my own Destiny Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: EverDawn Kingdom,TruEarth Posts: 1,395 Rep Power: 0	Made me own I love 'em. __________________ [color=#0000ff] Download Windows Post-Install Wizard v4.3.8 and WPI Lite v1.2 Here [/color][color=red][color=blue][/color][/color]

Dec 8, 2002, 10:18 AM	#60
vk2amv DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 73 Rep Power: 0	I will forgive you if.... You tell me how to make one. Pwese....Pwetty pwese. AREA_51