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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?' ![]() The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. 'Yes, I do' she replies. ![]() The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?' 'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?' 'I remember that too' she replies softly. ![]() He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... 'I would have been released today.' ![]()
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Released today - that was a good one.
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Absolutely hilarious mkk
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I bet both of you pirate like crazy lol :-p
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![]() ![]() The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis. |
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comp_ali. How the heck.......... speechless
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Thanks dude.
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![]() ![]() The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis. |
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Classic ones comp_ali
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't agree with this , but stills cool: ![]() Edit 2: GTA IV make fun of Apple iphone ![]()
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lmfao this thread is great lol fuck lol hahahahahaahah GREAT
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I love this mug. I hate how all mugs I have used have a small handle that I can't fit 4 fingers there.
Although perhaps the out edge bar should be a bit further away.
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![]() ![]() The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis. |
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What is this fat junkie , Cow
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Nice ones comp_ali, found the fat joke when i was googling bungee jumping lol
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![]() You better be sorry ![]() ![]() One of the best signs ever |
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Good ones
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Some grate especially the divorce lawyer ... gives a whole new meaning to splitting up lol
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cats they are out to get you
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L4d one is just cool I think it is made by some who didn't like the game and feel it is hyped , the last one is hilarious.
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