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Re: You Laugh.....You Lose!
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Not a pic, just a very short story that took place a bit earlier.
So I was feeling a bit lonely and down and considering how busy I am going to be the next few weeks, I decided to go to sleep earlier than usual. At about 3am I woke up. I tried to fall asleep again and I heard some metalic noise, like a barrel or a ladder or something, coming from the back "garden". I was still half asleep, but it sounded more and more like some people trying to get in the property. I got dressed, I tried to look outside but with zero lighting it was a bit hard. I don't have a handgun here (good luck getting a license in the UK), or any of my knives (back in Greece). So of considered going outside and facing whatever was happening or calling the police. The thing is the noise continued for the couple of min I was aware of it. I thought that for burglars they sure were horrible. I was now fully awake and I realised the noise that was coming from the back "garden" was the echo from the bedroom upstairs. Apparently someone was having sex and there was metal involved in some way and I actualy heard sounds coming out of their mouths. So this was it. Now I am fully awake. Great... In a way I think it was very funny, that's why I posted this here.
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![]() ![]() The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis. |
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Re: You Laugh.....You Lose!
Maybe there were two transformers having sex in your backyard.
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I hope not or that would make something way too weird.
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![]() ![]() The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis. |
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lol metal and sex not words i would have thought would go in the same sentence
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So sex with a heavy metal babe is out then cow?
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heres something interesting
Car Sex Pictures - Car Sex Photos - Mustang Picture Gallery - AllFordMustangs.com
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Funny but fake.
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![]() ![]() The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis. |
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hummmmmmmm...
if she is hot then might make an exception
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I have yet to meet a heavy metal woman that is not hot. Not always in terms in physical appearance but also attitude.
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![]() ![]() The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis. |
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man thos e are some crazy pics comp_ali where do you get them ??
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HH's only cow moooooo...
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OMG Pokemon style
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Apple Fanboy?
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Hardwareheaven Rules - Sig Request Thread How you can help HardwareHeaven by using Digg! Hardwareheaven Super-Moderator Last edited by dj_stick; May 6, 2009 at 02:45 AM. |
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HH's only cow moooooo...
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![]() Sounds like Stewie from Family guy ![]()
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Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me. Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys? A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving. Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her. Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it. A. The thief was spending less then his wife. Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to. Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock? A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q. I married Miss Right. A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always." Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance? A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego... A. "Is it in?" Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count? A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows. Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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That's crazy ,Judas .Nice collection
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![]() (sign most probably stolen during an anti-American protest) ![]() not the first I've seen ![]() ![]() ![]() I just lost to myself. ![]() Bulgarian tourism. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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HH's only cow moooooo...
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totally hilarious pictures Judas and IvanV
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Dudes good finds
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Today's world is of public opinion and the fates of nations are determined through its pressure. Once the tools for building public opinion are obtained, everything that you asked for can be done. --- Osama bin Laden when relating how global media has the minds of the masses. ______________________________________ http://dawgxdenta.deviantart.com/gallery/ |
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HAHA
the permabanned one was hilarious...i would really like to just sit down one day and read through every page of this thread... thanks guys!! |
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