Judas, the new DH forum troll

Falstaff · Nov 8, 2008, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas

lol

that sounds fairly authentic..... only thing throwing it off is canuck

Many have mentioned the French character of your posts.
your reputation as almost homo-erotic and provacative..
yeah...
you might be a Canuck.

Judas · Nov 12, 2008, 01:41 AM

french character of my posts?

wtf french character?

I have ZERO french ties of any sort.. zip ziltch zero.

I'm half german and half English.

Falstaff · Nov 12, 2008, 04:49 AM

not very good at these random insults forums...
I shall try harder then..
ah
here we go

You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.

You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk".

You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine."

You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.

You drink pop, not soda.

You know what it means to be on pogey.

You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!"

You can drink legally while still a teen.

You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.

You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.

When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.

You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you really don't want to know if he has!

You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.

Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.

You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap."

You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."

You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."

You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.

You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.

You participated in "Participaction."

You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough for me."

You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.

Unlike any international assasin/terrorist/spy in the world, you don't possess a Canadian passport.

You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.

You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.

You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.

You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.

You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.

You know what a toque is.

You have some memento of Doug and Bob.

You know Toronto is not a province.

You never miss "Coaches Corner."

Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favorites food groups.

**Mousey** · Nov 12, 2008, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Falstaff

You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.

That one really tickled me

Necrosis · Nov 12, 2008, 09:38 AM

You forgot one. It takes Fedex or UPS always 2-4 weeks to deliver packages to you.

Zardon · Nov 12, 2008, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas

I'm half german and half English.

Ah, that explains a lot then.

Judas · Nov 12, 2008, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zardon

Ah, that explains a lot then.

perhaps

Judas · Nov 12, 2008, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosis

You forgot one. It takes Fedex or UPS always 2-4 weeks to deliver packages to you.

nothing can prevent it when they won't drive 100 miles from any urban center.... it'll never be ups or fedex... they will never come out here...

Judas · Nov 12, 2008, 03:24 PM

lastly..

about 1/3rd of that list i know about the other bit of it i've mostly no clue about... or don't really agree with

Falstaff · Nov 12, 2008, 05:29 PM

Let me just ask for the sake of asking..
do the roads in your province tear cars apart
does it take longer than normal to get anything by mail?
do you find yourself watching the Red Greeen show a great deal and finding wisdom in it?

Judas · Nov 12, 2008, 06:00 PM

1: yes
2: definitely
3: don't watch that show..... so i wouldn't know (doesn't have satalite or farmer vision or any TV really aside from what i get on the internet of my choosing)

BlueMak · Nov 12, 2008, 08:19 PM

So, what's your internent connection speed over there?

Judas · Nov 12, 2008, 09:16 PM

depends...

fastest speeds are 14MB/s per connection full duplex... using motorola's Canopy system. (14/14)

Sasktel is "saposed" to be rolling out 20-40MB ADSL/Fiber soon to... but they usually always screw over the ruralites

BlueMak · Nov 12, 2008, 10:16 PM

That's great speed for a place that is 100miles away from any city. In fact, that is awesome.

Judas · Nov 12, 2008, 11:47 PM

it is awesome... i've never complained about it really....

Zardon · Nov 13, 2008, 06:16 PM

Ah Judas, were would we be without you. Crapping all over your own flame thread. You are one in a million!

Thank f*ck.

Stop It · Nov 13, 2008, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zardon

Ah Judas, were would we be without you. Crapping all over your own flame thread. You are one in a million!

Thank f*ck.

I have to admit, you require some talent to derail a thread deriding you, but somehow Judas managed it, maybe he is better than he lets on! :P

swimtech · Nov 13, 2008, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zardon

Ah Judas, were would we be without you. Crapping all over your own flame thread. You are one in a million!

Mmmmmmmm - maybe 16,237 fewer "

" as single posts? Not sure though - probably close...

Judas · Nov 13, 2008, 07:10 PM

i thought i was one in a billion....

CDsDontBurn · Nov 14, 2008, 02:21 AM

i prove my point yet again in http://www.hardwareheaven.com/off-topi...ml#post1193877 thread.

Callandor · Nov 14, 2008, 08:30 AM

awww, kiss and make up already you guys.

Judas · Nov 14, 2008, 03:52 PM

test? sorry correction 1 in 6.xxxxxx billion then?

Quote:

Dear Judas,

You have received an infraction at DriverHeaven.net.

Reason: idiot
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test
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This infraction is worth 300 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
http://www.hardwareheaven.com/flame-wa...ml#post1193815
Quote:
i thought i was one in a billion....
All the best,
DriverHeaven.net

lol

swimtech · Nov 14, 2008, 04:49 PM

Judas, the new DH forum Test Subject.

Please pass the high voltage probes next...

Judas · Nov 14, 2008, 05:03 PM

well as long as they aren't high amperage..... i think i can muscle it

CDsDontBurn · Nov 15, 2008, 01:32 AM

Falstaff · Nov 15, 2008, 09:12 AM

Judas needs some love too..
have to admire anyone that wants to run a buisness in remote Canada while the barter system is more common.
Whats an Nvidia or ATI card worth now?
2 fox or beaver pelts and some beef jerky?
or do they just bring in some 2-4s and call it even?

Judas · Nov 15, 2008, 10:01 PM

while i won't deny the fact that i've been offerred some pork/beef/chicken, labour intensive tasks or countless other things as payment for my own work, i've only accepted maybe less then a single percentage of my total sales those kind of things as payment.

It's a fair deal, so long as everything still works out on paper in the books... You don't need cash to exchange hands for it to be considered paid on paper.

Falstaff · Nov 16, 2008, 03:43 PM

LOL...
okay...
looks like your rep power is restoring itself Judas..
see and you thought nobody loved you.

Judas · Nov 16, 2008, 06:25 PM

naw.. i didn't think nobody loved me...

just that alot of nasty bugs and criters starting coming out in mass all of a sudden.

CDsDontBurn · Nov 16, 2008, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas

naw.. i didn't think nobody loved me...

just that alot of nasty bugs and criters starting coming out in mass all of a sudden.

that's only because many seem to not like your style of posting and you were finally called out on it by another member

Nov 12, 2008, 04:49 AM	#63
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	Re: Judas, the new DH forum troll not very good at these random insults forums... I shall try harder then.. ah here we go You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines. You're not offended by the term "Homo Milk". You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine." You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars. You drink pop, not soda. You know what it means to be on pogey. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!" You can drink legally while still a teen. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it. You're not sure if the leader of your nation has EVER had sex and you really don't want to know if he has! You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway. You drive on a highway, not a freeway. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap." You know that Mounties "don't always look like that." You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly." You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line. You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group. You participated in "Participaction." You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough for me." You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet. Unlike any international assasin/terrorist/spy in the world, you don't possess a Canadian passport. You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color. You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging. You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day. You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus. You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous. You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air. You know what a toque is. You have some memento of Doug and Bob. You know Toronto is not a province. You never miss "Coaches Corner." Back bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favorites food groups. __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Nov 12, 2008, 09:38 AM	#65
Necrosis HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,838 Rep Power: 131 System Specs	Re: Judas, the new DH forum troll You forgot one. It takes Fedex or UPS always 2-4 weeks to deliver packages to you.

Nov 12, 2008, 05:29 PM	#70
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	Re: Judas, the new DH forum troll Let me just ask for the sake of asking.. do the roads in your province tear cars apart does it take longer than normal to get anything by mail? do you find yourself watching the Red Greeen show a great deal and finding wisdom in it? __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Nov 12, 2008, 08:19 PM	#72
BlueMak HH's Asteroids' Dominator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Hellas->Macedonia->Thessaloniki Posts: 13,465 Rep Power: 349 System Specs	Re: Judas, the new DH forum troll So, what's your internent connection speed over there? __________________ The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm *Sic semper tyrannis.*

Nov 12, 2008, 10:16 PM	#74
BlueMak HH's Asteroids' Dominator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Hellas->Macedonia->Thessaloniki Posts: 13,465 Rep Power: 349 System Specs	Re: Judas, the new DH forum troll That's great speed for a place that is 100miles away from any city. In fact, that is awesome. __________________ The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm *Sic semper tyrannis.*

Nov 13, 2008, 06:16 PM	#76
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 179	Re: Judas, the new DH forum troll Ah Judas, were would we be without you. Crapping all over your own flame thread. You are one in a million! Thank fck.*

Nov 14, 2008, 02:21 AM	Thread Starter #80
CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,779 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	Re: Judas, the new DH forum troll i prove my point yet again in http://www.hardwareheaven.com/off-topi...ml#post1193877 thread. __________________ Her First Day \| A year later Last edited by Zardon; Nov 14, 2008 at 09:16 AM.

Nov 14, 2008, 08:30 AM	#81
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 7,236 Rep Power: 304 System Specs	Re: Judas, the new DH forum troll awww, kiss and make up already you guys. __________________

Nov 14, 2008, 04:49 PM	#83
swimtech HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,040 Rep Power: 124 System Specs	Re: Judas, the new DH forum troll Judas, the new DH forum Test Subject. Please pass the high voltage probes next... __________________ It's not so much getting your way that matters or not - what matters is how you go about getting it.

Nov 15, 2008, 01:32 AM	Thread Starter #85
CDsDontBurn Lurking DriverHeaven Join Date: May 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,779 Rep Power: 235 System Specs	Re: Judas, the new DH forum troll __________________ Her First Day \| A year later

Nov 15, 2008, 09:12 AM	#86
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	Re: Judas, the new DH forum troll Judas needs some love too.. have to admire anyone that wants to run a buisness in remote Canada while the barter system is more common. Whats an Nvidia or ATI card worth now? 2 fox or beaver pelts and some beef jerky? or do they just bring in some 2-4s and call it even? __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Nov 16, 2008, 03:43 PM	#88
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	Re: Judas, the new DH forum troll LOL... okay... looks like your rep power is restoring itself Judas.. see and you thought nobody loved you. __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."