I got kicked out of Guru3D forums...

lepel · Jan 16, 2009, 06:43 PM

I haven't been here for very a long time, but I'm kind of on mousey's side. I don't like reading posts from people who are full of themselves and think they can do anything they want.

Zardon · Jan 16, 2009, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mousey

I refer to the kind of person in question as "Intertards". Intertards are the foulest, stupidest (as the name suggests) and most offensive retards on the internet. I can't stand their type and i'd like to help keep DH Intertard free.

Don't worry about it, we have eyes everywhere.

**dj_stick** · Jan 16, 2009, 08:25 PM

that's a scary thought

~~scurvy~~ · Jan 16, 2009, 09:11 PM

Iam starting to dig this joint. maybe i 'stick around' (Predator)

**Mousey** · Jan 16, 2009, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by dj_stick

that's a scary thought

An even scarier one is i think it's the jewish jizznet's return

Tril · Jan 16, 2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Zardon

Don't worry about it, we have eyes everywhere.

Watch out for the surveillance cameras. The UK is well known for its extensive use of them. Thay even got talking cameras in the streets.

Zardon, did you draw your avatar (I know you're a very talented artist)? It's very nice looking. It's a bit creepy to see you talk about "eyes everywhere" with an avatar such as yours.

Oh, and welcome abord, newcomer.

Reckless187 · Jan 16, 2009, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by scurvy

and now iam here. Personally i like Guru3D better. much more homely.

Nice introduction! You posted in the wrong section though mate, its the FWZ section you wanna be in. You get yourself an extra warm reception in there.

Robert McClelland · Jan 16, 2009, 11:13 PM

Welcome if you have audigy or xfi try my drivers mods

DJ BIG T · Jan 16, 2009, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mousey

I refer to the kind of person in question as "Intertards". Intertards are the foulest, stupidest (as the name suggests) and most offensive retards on the internet. I can't stand their type and i'd like to help keep DH Intertard free.

im with you on this mousey...
thats why i like this site so much it has the greatest mods and members..
i hate intertards!!!!

IvanV · Jan 17, 2009, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by dj_stick

that's a scary thought

DH is watching you masturbate!

Judas · Jan 17, 2009, 12:28 AM

and to go with that... here's a complimentary Google map's image..

hint... wtf in the football field?

Google Maps

Mac Daddy · Jan 17, 2009, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Zardon

Don't worry about it, we have eyes everywhere.

Then I suppose it's a waste of time to try and raid the staff beer fridge unnoticed ... dang foiled again

Erroneus · Jan 17, 2009, 01:07 AM

Dont feed it...

OmegaRED · Jan 17, 2009, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by scurvy

and now iam here. Personally i like Guru3D better. much more homely.

You were kicked out?!

That's no way to treat an upstanding member of the internet elite such as yourself!

DH Brothers, we must band together and right this unholy injustice upon our new friend. Let us make a petition to have this kindly fellow restored to his prior office.

I will man the phones.
Mousey, you go door to door and collect the signatures.
Judas, mass email the Guru members telling them of the plight of this fellow
Old Buzzard, grab a gun....just in case.
Zardon will call a meeting of the heads of the internet gaming sites and try to speak on your behalf.

Falstaff · Jan 17, 2009, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by IvanV

DH is watching you masturbate!

mental masturbation and ego stroking does not count IvanV.
however about those eyes everywhere, I recommend you give it two shakes before you leave the bathroom, stains are embarrasing.

Lelisevis · Jan 17, 2009, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Falstaff

mental masturbation and ego stroking does not count IvanV.
however about those eyes everywhere, I recommend you give it two shakes before you leave the bathroom, stains are embarrasing.

But make sure you stop pissing before you start shaking

. Ladies feel free to stamp your feet.

**Mousey** · Jan 17, 2009, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by OmegaRED

You were kicked out?!

That's no way to treat an upstanding member of the internet elite such as yourself!

DH Brothers, we must band together and right this unholy injustice upon our new friend. Let us make a petition to have this kindly fellow restored to his prior office.

I will man the phones.
Mousey, you go door to door and collect the signatures.
Judas, mass email the Guru members telling them of the plight of this fellow
Old Buzzard, grab a gun....just in case.
Zardon will call a meeting of the heads of the internet gaming sites and try to speak on your behalf.

Meeeh can't someone else do it? I've gotta be somewhere today

lol

~~scurvy~~ · Jan 17, 2009, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OmegaRED

You were kicked out?!

That's no way to treat an upstanding member of the internet elite such as yourself!

DH Brothers, we must band together and right this unholy injustice upon our new friend. Let us make a petition to have this kindly fellow restored to his prior office.

I will man the phones.
Mousey, you go door to door and collect the signatures.
Judas, mass email the Guru members telling them of the plight of this fellow
Old Buzzard, grab a gun....just in case.
Zardon will call a meeting of the heads of the internet gaming sites and try to speak on your behalf.

Thats a great idea buddy. Zardon dude, if are intimate with the mods at Guru3D kindly have me reinstated. Eternally grateful, I would be.

Try not, Do or Do not. There is no try

OmegaRED · Jan 17, 2009, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by scurvy

Thats a great idea buddy. Zardon dude, if are intimate with the mods at Guru3D kindly have me reinstated. Eternally grateful, I would be.

Try not, Do or Do not. There is no try

Zardon sent me a PM with an update on your situation.

Quote:

Hey Omega, can't talk long so I'll make this brief.

I requested that all of the heads of the Internet Tech sites meet immediately to deal with scurvy's banning from Guru3D.

These include:
-Tom from Tomshardware
-Anand from Anandtech
-Kyle from HardOCP
-And a collection of mods and admins from Guru3d, Rage3d, Gamespot and IGN

Normally, the heads meet once a year in Las Vegas but I felt for such a pressing matter swift action was needed. The meet is in Tokyo in 48 hours.

Anyway, got to catch my flight to Japan I will keep you updated.

I will say this much, if Guru3d doesn't reinstate scurvy's member status we will go to war.

Cheers,
Zardon McPhearson

I don't know what Zardon meant by that but he means business. You should be back on Guru3d in no time at all. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they make you a moderator on those forums that's how much power Zardon has outside of DH. Between you and me, the guy is loaded, he owns shares in the Internet itself!

Falstaff · Jan 17, 2009, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scurvy

Thats a great idea buddy. Zardon dude, if are intimate with the mods at Guru3D kindly have me reinstated. Eternally grateful, I would be.

Try not, Do or Do not. There is no try

What is so important about Guru3D?
is this a pissing contest between you and someone else?
surely you can remedy your situation yourself without divine intervention?
I suggest you re-evaluate your expectations and draw your azimuth from a new point and choose a new course through the web.
Driverheaven shall if you choose, be much more interesting and satisfying than GR3D.

Judas · Jan 17, 2009, 04:26 PM

i think it's all a conspiracy... i think Z got you booted off guru to get you over here for gaud know what reason......

OmegaRED · Jan 17, 2009, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Judas

i think it's all a conspiracy... i think Z got you booted off guru to get you over here for gaud know what reason......

Not so crazy at all.

Zardon was responsible for Jeff Gerstmann of Gamespot being fired; apparently it was unintentional. What happened was Zardon sent out a mass email which was supposed to go to DH staff only which said: "Jeff, you're fired." but instead it went to his entire address book, Gamespot CEO included. The CEO immediately fired his only employee named Jeff (rather than earn the ire of Z).

I couldn't make that up.

Kombatant · Jan 17, 2009, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by scurvy

So this site is based in Slovekia?

So when did Slovakia and Slovenia merge? Must have missed the memo

~~scurvy~~ · Jan 17, 2009, 05:20 PM

they should've just stuck with USSR eh? much easier.

Falstaff · Jan 17, 2009, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by scurvy

they should've just stuck with USSR eh? much easier.

no...
take any country in the former CSSR and just put an "akia" or an "enia" or a "stan" after it.

Falstaff · Jan 17, 2009, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by OmegaRED

Not so crazy at all.

Zardon was responsible for Jeff Gerstmann of Gamespot being fired; apparently it was unintentional. What happened was Zardon sent out a mass email which was supposed to go to DH staff only which said: "Jeff, you're fired." but instead it went to his entire address book, Gamespot CEO included. The CEO immediately fired his only employee named Jeff (rather than earn the ire of Z).
I couldn't make that up.

its tough having a first name of Jeff, I assure you..
Obama changed his name to Barack instead of Jeff for that very reason.

Judas · Jan 17, 2009, 05:37 PM

barack is actually really just jeff?

**Mousey** · Jan 17, 2009, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by OmegaRED

Zardon sent me a PM with an update on your situation.

I don't know what Zardon meant by that but he means business. You should be back on Guru3d in no time at all. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they make you a moderator on those forums that's how much power Zardon has outside of DH. Between you and me, the guy is loaded, he owns shares in the Internet itself!

Rofl

BlueMak · Jan 17, 2009, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by scurvy

So this site is based in Slovekia?

So no one else saw this as a (failed) attempt to insult the site because of his racist attitude against a small european country?

Just Learnin' · Jan 17, 2009, 10:02 PM

I saw it as a poor spelling of Slovakia, too many conspiracy theorists and not enough "just wanna have fun" types posting in this thread.

Jan 16, 2009, 06:43 PM	#31
lepel HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Belgium Posts: 552 Rep Power: 39 System Specs	Re: I got kicked out of Guru3D forums... I haven't been here for very a long time, but I'm kind of on mousey's side. I don't like reading posts from people who are full of themselves and think they can do anything they want.

Jan 16, 2009, 09:11 PM	Thread Starter #34
~~scurvy~~ So Cutesy Wootsy Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 241 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	Re: I got kicked out of Guru3D forums... Iam starting to dig this joint. maybe i 'stick around' (Predator)

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Jan 17, 2009, 01:07 AM	#43
Erroneus Get off my lawn! Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 13,343 Rep Power: 114 System Specs	Re: I got kicked out of Guru3D forums... Dont feed it... __________________

Jan 17, 2009, 05:20 PM	Thread Starter #54
~~scurvy~~ So Cutesy Wootsy Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 241 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	Re: I got kicked out of Guru3D forums... they should've just stuck with USSR eh? much easier.

Jan 17, 2009, 10:02 PM	#60
Just Learnin' HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada Posts: 1,414 Rep Power: 54 System Specs	Re: I got kicked out of Guru3D forums... I saw it as a poor spelling of Slovakia, too many conspiracy theorists and not enough "just wanna have fun" types posting in this thread.