Things that tick my tock!!

dawgXdenta

One off things that piss you off, You are not allowed to preach, or go too deep into detail. max 1 short paragraph

Nothing racist or whatever just keep it simple.

Lemme go first:

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dawgXdenta

Whats this the universe will answer my call BS. Last I heard the universe was a bunch of gases radiation and random types of energy. When the universe does start talking let me know

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dawgXdenta

Next is someone elses turn ,get it?

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BlueMak

No.

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The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis
This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis.

Rahazan

I think I get it :S

Driving through still-wet asphalt and then having to get it all of your tires.

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Judas

Fucking Newbs

does that work?

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dawgXdenta

yip, haha

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dawgXdenta

waiting in line at the bank while a newly employed teller fumbles about

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Today's world is of public opinion and the fates of nations are determined through its pressure. Once the tools for building public opinion are obtained, everything that you asked for can be done. --- Osama bin Laden when relating how global media has the minds of the masses.
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scipioafr

When you see someone stop at a 4 way stop 1/4 mile ahead and they wait for you to arrive and stop before they go...

SFOSOK

I bet dildos tick your tock as well egg timers, pepper grinders, and cheese graders

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METAL!!

OmegaRED

Anytime people use the word "spiritual"...it's almost always a woman who says it.

Fat, slow or just stupid people that walk so slow in busy malls which forces you to walk really fast past them and then the morons who stop as if they're the only one's in the mall and you walk right into them because you're rushing to get past the slow people.

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isaak

My internet dropping out every 10 or so minutes

also, not having things working the way i want them to work

Cow_160483

People who complain their their PC is not working properly and keep asking you for help and you realize is coz they have a shit load of viruses and they dont want to get an anti virus WTF they should all be lined up and shot

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Decode!
Muhahahahah!

BlueMak

It's not a racing track you twat. People are supposed to do two things, first window shopping, then actual shopping. If you are in a hurry, it's your fault.

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The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis
This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis.

Tyrsonswood

So, you're saying that, all people are supposed to do is shop...............

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dawgXdenta

you guys crack me up, here something it doesnt necessarily piss me off but it speaks for itself:

Understanding Cults -- CBN Teaching Sheet

Basically anyone who thinks differently from them is in a cult!

HAHAHAHA

Ahhhh you gotta love life, God certaily has a sense of humor

I cant tell you how many Christians i've met who said they were open minded only for them to spew the same doctrine.

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Today's world is of public opinion and the fates of nations are determined through its pressure. Once the tools for building public opinion are obtained, everything that you asked for can be done. --- Osama bin Laden when relating how global media has the minds of the masses.
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BlueMak

Window shopping included, yes, I do believe people who go to shops and shopping malls usualy shop.

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The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis
This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis.

charm_quark

doing work till 3 am last night.. then get a wake up call at 7 in the morning saying that the server have a "BLUE" screen

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Sure he has not got much of a bark
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Judas

That i can see out my house window.. the very fiber optics that i could easily manage a 1gbps connection with.. but they refuse to supply to me.....

my ISP = pricks

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dj_stick

usually for threads like this i reply with something like "threads like this"

but i'm going to say "customers"

i work in retail, while there are the nice ones, and the tolerable ones, the others, well, let's just say I'm glad i got my anger management issues under control in primary school

oh and like OmegaRED I cannot stand slow idiotic people walking around the shopping centre when I'm rushing on my too-short break to get some food so I can survive the rest of my shift, I've actually allowed myself to walk into someone who just stopped in front of me before, and uttered a quick, "Thanks" before moving on again

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OmegaRED

Perhaps you can't quite envision the malls I'm talking about, here is a picture of the mall in question...notice how small the walkways are? All it takes is a couple of fat asses walking side by side or an family plodding along to completely block your passing.

If people are window shopping they should just go into the store (that's what I do) rather than stop and hold up everyone.

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comp_ali

I can't see the pic !!

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BlueMak

I can't see a pic either.

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The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis
This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis.

OmegaRED

Grr...people not seeing my pics also ticks me off! Hopefully you can see it now.

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Judas

i've never seen a mall with that narrow of a hallway.... the ones here and wherever i've been have been no less then 3 or 4 times that lol

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BlueMak

That is narrow? FFS, how fat are you that you find that narrow? I mean, I am fat and it would take several like me to block that. If you find it hard to walk in there, you might want to lose some weight.

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The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis
This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis.

BlueMak

AAAAHHHH, TOCK! Now it makes more sense.

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The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis
This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis.

OmegaRED

Dude, all it takes is a fat couple walking with their shopping bags on both sides (which equals another person) and you're blocked from passing. I dunno, maybe I should carry a horn or bell and use that to signal I want to get by.

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mkk

People who freeze up right after having entered a store. There's plenty of room to move forwards and no wares to look at yet, which seems to bewilder them.

Youngsters bunching up near an entrance, seemingly in need of being able to enter or exit the store at a split second.

Same youngsters having some social fear of moving towards the back end of a bus when there's plenty of space.

Middle aged shopping cart driver that are experts at maximising their space by leaving the cart in a diagonal position where there's no space.

BlueMak

Just start pretending to pray in arabic, that will clear the way.

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The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others(Bertrand Russell)"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil,You know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them." - Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis
This is slavery, not to speak one's thought. [Euripides-The Phoenician Women (c.411-409 B.C.)] http://www.macedonia.info/FALLACIESANDFACTS.htm Sic semper tyrannis.