Iam an Ugly Little Man

~~UglyLittleMan~~ · Jul 23, 2009, 11:04 AM

what are the benefits if any of being ugly an little??

~~RE III - Frankie~~ · Jul 23, 2009, 11:13 AM

If you were a Bot noone would notice you.

OmegaRED · Jul 23, 2009, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyLittleMan

what are the benefits if any of being ugly an little??

Ugly people tend to compensate by having a sense of humor, which you appear to have thus validating your ugliness. Uglies also work harder and usually have a higher IQ and better paying jobs because they can't rely on their looks. Ugly little men may even get discounts with prostitutes or "pity fucks" so this could be counted as a benefit. Indeed, there are many other benefits such as lesser risk of getting sexually transmitted diseases (assuming women won't go near you) and your chances of having children with an ugly woman are much higher if you are ugly.

~~UglyLittleMan~~ · Jul 24, 2009, 09:39 AM

iam not really ugly, Iam a monster.

procupine14 · Jul 24, 2009, 06:05 PM

well I guess that pretty much sums this up. Other than that being ugly and anti-social would be a real plus.

Senor_Mota · Jul 24, 2009, 07:19 PM

Personally, I see these "insightful" posts and threads you're creating as complete wastes of good bandwidth. You just keep saying the same things over and over again. Kick-starting a dead horse won't make it run any faster.

Go kill yourself - just don't try to "hang neck" with a wireless keyboard, you pedantic burke. You're just like the fucking fat kid who ate forty pizza rolls in under three minutes...STARVED FOR ATTENTION.

~~UglyLittleMan~~ · Jul 26, 2009, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Senor_Mota

Personally, I see these "insightful" posts and threads you're creating as complete wastes of good bandwidth. You just keep saying the same things over and over again. Kick-starting a dead horse won't make it run any faster.

Go kill yourself - just don't try to "hang neck" with a wireless keyboard, you pedantic burke. You're just like the fucking fat kid who ate forty pizza rolls in under three minutes...STARVED FOR ATTENTION.

yo mama loves me ugly face. she loves ugly seed.

Tyrsonswood · Jul 26, 2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyLittleMan

yo mama loves me ugly face. she loves ugly seed.

Scurvy, you're a total ass

Cow_160483 · Jul 27, 2009, 07:19 AM

and the douchebag returns

~~UglyLittleMan~~ · Jul 27, 2009, 10:22 AM

iam sorry, whom are u on about???
I had a bit to drink. iam not all myself.

procupine14 · Jul 28, 2009, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Cow_160483

and the douchebag returns

its like cockroaches or a plague

Mac Daddy · Jul 29, 2009, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by UglyLittleMan

iam sorry, whom are u on about???
I had a bit to drink. iam not all myself.

It is what you are on about one slip and your gone. Understood ??

Senor_Mota · Jul 29, 2009, 06:47 PM

Tyrsonswood · Jul 29, 2009, 06:58 PM

Cow_160483 · Jul 30, 2009, 11:16 AM

OMG LMAO

nice one Senor_Mota +1 for that

procupine14 · Jul 30, 2009, 04:37 PM

seconded on that. +1 rep

Tyrsonswood · Jul 30, 2009, 04:48 PM

I think I "thirded" the +1 ..... depending on who did it first......

Is thirded even a word?

procupine14 · Jul 30, 2009, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Tyrsonswood

Is thirded even a word?

Ummm.....no but for you the grammar/spelling police will make an exception

Tyrsonswood · Jul 30, 2009, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by procupine14

Ummm.....no but for you the grammar/spelling police will make an exception

My spell check said it was fine too.......

SaberZ · Jul 30, 2009, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by OmegaRED

Ugly people tend to compensate by having a sense of humor, which you appear to have thus validating your ugliness. Uglies also work harder and usually have a higher IQ and better paying jobs because they can't rely on their looks. Ugly little men may even get discounts with prostitutes or "pity fucks" so this could be counted as a benefit. Indeed, there are many other benefits such as lesser risk of getting sexually transmitted diseases (assuming women won't go near you) and your chances of having children with an ugly woman are much higher if you are ugly.

I had a buddy who had plenty of pitty fucks because he always acted depressed. He slept with some of the hottest girls that used to come into our store. That jerk :|

**kris23** · Jul 30, 2009, 06:14 PM

nice

Mac Daddy · Jul 31, 2009, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by procupine14

Ummm.....no but for you the grammar/spelling police will make an exception

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Originally Posted by Tyrsonswood

My spell check said it was fine too.......

Cleared here looks good guys

So where is Scruffy anyway?

Falstaff · Jul 31, 2009, 05:43 AM

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~~UglyLittleMan~~ · Jul 31, 2009, 08:43 AM

Semper Paratus.

Mac Daddy · Aug 1, 2009, 02:45 AM

We gave you a second chance and you screwed it up on this post.

I hope you use more sense and have more respect for people on the next forum you join because you will never be on DH again.

Jul 23, 2009, 11:04 AM	#1
~~UglyLittleMan~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 20 Rep Power: 0	Iam an Ugly Little Man what are the benefits if any of being ugly an little??

Jul 23, 2009, 11:13 AM	#2
~~RE III - Frankie~~ Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,754 Rep Power: 0	Re: Iam an Ugly Little Man If you were a Bot noone would notice you.

Jul 24, 2009, 09:39 AM	Thread Starter #4
~~UglyLittleMan~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 20 Rep Power: 0	Re: Iam an Ugly Little Man iam not really ugly, Iam a monster.

Jul 24, 2009, 06:05 PM	#5
procupine14 Why is it Beeping!?!?! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: USA, Missouri Posts: 1,400 Rep Power: 58 System Specs	Re: Iam an Ugly Little Man well I guess that pretty much sums this up. Other than that being ugly and anti-social would be a real plus. __________________ HTPC/file server: Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit - AMD Phenom x4 9850 - 4GB OCZ DDR2 800 (2x2GB) - 1TB WD Black - 4 x 1TB Hitachi DeskStar in RAID 5 - ATi TV Wonder Digital Cable Tuner - HIS Raedon 4850 512MB - ASRock N68C-S UCC mobo - OCZ ModExtreme Pro 500W PSU GF's Gaming PC: Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit - AMD Phenom 9850 - 4GB OCZ DDR2 1066 - 500GB Western Digital GP - HIS Raedon 5770 1GB - ASUS M3A78-EM - Zalman 650W PSU Media Streamer: Win 7 Pro 64-bit - AMD Athlon x2 3200+ - 4GB SuperTalent DDR2 800 - 250GB SeaGate Barracuda - MSI K9N6PGM2-V2 - ASUS Raedon 5450 SILENT - FSP group 250W PSU

Jul 24, 2009, 07:19 PM	#6
Senor_Mota 悪魔の方法 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ee-duh-ow Posts: 2,384 Rep Power: 99 System Specs	Re: Iam an Ugly Little Man Personally, I see these "insightful" posts and threads you're creating as complete wastes of good bandwidth. You just keep saying the same things over and over again. Kick-starting a dead horse won't make it run any faster. Go kill yourself - just don't try to "hang neck" with a wireless keyboard, you pedantic burke. You're just like the fucking fat kid who ate forty pizza rolls in under three minutes...STARVED FOR ATTENTION.

Jul 27, 2009, 07:19 AM	#9
Cow_160483 HH's only cow moooooo... Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: BOTSWANA Posts: 6,813 Rep Power: 300 System Specs	Re: Iam an Ugly Little Man and the douchebag returns __________________ Decode! Muhahahahah!

Jul 27, 2009, 10:22 AM	Thread Starter #10
~~UglyLittleMan~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 20 Rep Power: 0	Re: Iam an Ugly Little Man iam sorry, whom are u on about??? I had a bit to drink. iam not all myself.

Jul 29, 2009, 06:47 PM	#13
Senor_Mota 悪魔の方法 Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Ee-duh-ow Posts: 2,384 Rep Power: 99 System Specs	Re: Iam an Ugly Little Man

Jul 30, 2009, 11:16 AM	#15
Cow_160483 HH's only cow moooooo... Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: BOTSWANA Posts: 6,813 Rep Power: 300 System Specs	Re: Iam an Ugly Little Man OMG LMAO nice one Senor_Mota +1 for that __________________ Decode! Muhahahahah!

Jul 30, 2009, 04:37 PM	#16
procupine14 Why is it Beeping!?!?! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: USA, Missouri Posts: 1,400 Rep Power: 58 System Specs	Re: Iam an Ugly Little Man seconded on that. +1 rep __________________ HTPC/file server: Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit - AMD Phenom x4 9850 - 4GB OCZ DDR2 800 (2x2GB) - 1TB WD Black - 4 x 1TB Hitachi DeskStar in RAID 5 - ATi TV Wonder Digital Cable Tuner - HIS Raedon 4850 512MB - ASRock N68C-S UCC mobo - OCZ ModExtreme Pro 500W PSU GF's Gaming PC: Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit - AMD Phenom 9850 - 4GB OCZ DDR2 1066 - 500GB Western Digital GP - HIS Raedon 5770 1GB - ASUS M3A78-EM - Zalman 650W PSU Media Streamer: Win 7 Pro 64-bit - AMD Athlon x2 3200+ - 4GB SuperTalent DDR2 800 - 250GB SeaGate Barracuda - MSI K9N6PGM2-V2 - ASUS Raedon 5450 SILENT - FSP group 250W PSU

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Jul 31, 2009, 05:43 AM	#23
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Jul 31, 2009, 08:43 AM	Thread Starter #24
~~UglyLittleMan~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 20 Rep Power: 0	Re: Iam an Ugly Little Man Semper Paratus.

Aug 1, 2009, 02:45 AM	#25
Mac Daddy DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 7,950 Rep Power: 79 System Specs	Re: Iam an Ugly Little Man We gave you a second chance and you screwed it up on this post. I hope you use more sense and have more respect for people on the next forum you join because you will never be on DH again. __________________ "My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance." - Tim Allen