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Old Jul 31, 2009, 03:35 PM   #1
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Pregnancy 101
Iam an Ugly Little Man. I wannna make a beautiful woman pregnant.
how do I achieve this??
Equations wpould be nice,
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Old Jul 31, 2009, 03:46 PM   #2
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Old Jul 31, 2009, 04:08 PM   #3
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according to the local paper, "ugly" men secrete more sperm per orgasm than those more attractive (they have to spread it around a bit more)
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Well its easy to see why, ugly men only get 1 shot every long while, so they need to make it count.

The stud, doesn't need to since he basically nails anything that has nice legs, a nice but, and a nice pair of assets. Decent face too.
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Well its easy to see why, ugly men only get 1 shot every long while, so they need to make it count.

The stud, doesn't need to since he basically nails anything that has nice legs, a nice but, and a nice pair of assets. Decent face too.

oh come on for a stud the face is on a sliding scale relative to body and inversly proportional to level of intoxication
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