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Old Oct 27, 2009, 08:51 PM   #1
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The Omegle Game

Step 1 ) Go to Omegle
Step 2 ) Find a stranger to chat with
Step 3 ) See how pissed off you can make them, Or how obscure the chat becomes.
Step 3a ) Ask "Do you like hilary clinton?" and see where the conversation goes
Step 4 ) Post!


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a) The longer the chat, the more points you get
b) The more hilarious the chat, The more points you get

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: r u there ?
You: Do you like to do the no pants dance?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Old Oct 27, 2009, 08:59 PM Threadstarter Thread Starter   #2
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Stranger: hi
You: Do you like Hilary Clinton?
Stranger: no
Stranger: do you?
You: Oh yeah she's awesome
Stranger: that's too bad
Stranger: she has sand in her vagina
You: lmfao
You: Last time i heard she had bill in there
Stranger: nah bill is just doin other chicks all the time
You: I don't blame him either
You: Retardation's an STD
Stranger: haha neither do i
You: If Chuck Norris were president, he would... ?
Stranger: destroy everything
Stranger: it would be epic
You: I reckon he'd make roundhouse kick a class
Stranger: yeah
You: Which is compulsory for every student
You: And would roundhouse kick every with sand in their vagina, Hilary Clinton first
Stranger: oh that would be awesome
You: Then catch the sand in a bag, and make a WMD out of it
Stranger: dude
Stranger: i like your stye
Stranger: *style
You: I call it Internetz
Stranger: ah
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Old Oct 27, 2009, 09:04 PM   #3
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omegle....

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Old Oct 27, 2009, 09:53 PM   #4
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Re: The Omegle Game

http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/http://omegle.com/

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I get all kinds of weirdo's

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Old Oct 28, 2009, 03:03 PM Threadstarter Thread Starter   #5
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Re: The Omegle Game

Stranger: Hello there

Stranger: What do you want to talk about today ?

You: Hi there, I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: Hi Chris

Stranger: What's up ?

You: Hi there, i'm looking for peadophiles, Are oyu a peadophile?

Stranger: ...you say that like it's a bad thing

Stranger: Are you one perhaps ?

You: No it's a good thing

Stranger: Oh ok

You: No, I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline

Stranger: Ok cool

Stranger: I like you and that programme of yours

You: That's good, Because I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline

Stranger: Great

Stranger: So... what happens now ?

You: I dunno, I'm just Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline

Stranger: Do I confess or something ?

You: Yes, Because I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline

Stranger: Should i go outside and get arested ?

You: That would be a good idea, Then you can join me on the show because I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline

Stranger: I see

You: You see that I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline?

Stranger: But... I'm innocent

You: Good

Stranger: I'm no child lover

You: YOU HATE CHILDREN?

You: WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?

Stranger: I can't stand kids

You: SHE LOVED CHILDREN

You: SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU

You: Apologies, I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline

Stranger: Oh ok, I accept your apology

You: Good, because I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline

Stranger: So, where's the cam ?

Stranger: This is being recorded, right ?

You: In the ceiling, it's got a little label on it saying "I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline"

Stranger: Ah ok

Stranger: You mean, I'm gonna be on NBC Dateline ?

You: Have a look for it, You can keep the tape if you like we've already streamed the footage back to the show, Which btw is called "I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline"

Stranger: What's it like being Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline ?

You: It's great, but by contract i have to continuosly remind people that I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline

Stranger: I'd noticed that

Stranger: Is it your real name ?

You: Other than that, i get to say "I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline" then ask peadophiles to sit down

You: Of course it's my real name, after all I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline

Stranger: Should I sit down now ?

You: Have a seat over there

Stranger: Ok sure

You: Y'see, I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline, You've been chatting to me posing as a 13 year old girl

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: N-no, I didn't do it

Stranger: I swear

You: No don't leave, Have a seat over there

Stranger: I'm here.. to ask directions

You: HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING SEAT OVER THERE

Stranger: Ok sir

You: The police are on their way, I'm Chris Hansen from NBC Dateline
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Stranger: Hey

You: hello

You: Do you like hilary clinton?

Stranger: Nope

You: why?

Stranger: Because I don't

You: i think she fine as hell

You: lol

Stranger: I'm not into politics, and by fine do you mean sexy?

You: yes

Stranger: Ah

Stranger: Haha

You: lol
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Old Nov 7, 2009, 05:23 AM   #7
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Stranger: hi

Stranger:

Stranger: geeze

You: Some dude thought I was a girl.

Stranger: lol why?

You: I think he's right.

You: Not too sure though.

Stranger: how can you not be sure?

You: I have boobs.

You: And a vagina.

Stranger: then

Stranger: i would assume

Stranger: that your a girl

You: You would assume wrong.

You: I do have a penis as well.

You: But it's sticking out my spine.

Stranger: wtf

Stranger: thats not possible

You: Apparently it is. Makes masturbation hard.

Stranger: no its not

Stranger: your lying to me

You: Well, seeing as how my penis is attached to my spine, you would have to assume that masturbation is rather difficult.

You: If you think that isn't the truth, try sticking a stick to your back and rubbing it.

You: I wish I was double-jointed.

Stranger: no i mean

Stranger: you dont have a dick

Stranger: coming outta your spine

You: I'm pretty sure I would know if I had a dick coming out of my spine.

You: And I feel it.

Stranger: nope

You: I would show you.

You: But I don't like sharing pictures of myself.

Stranger: no show me

Stranger: then i will believe you

You: I DON'T NEED YOU TO BELIEVE ME!

You: *Click*

I could've milked it out further, but I got bored and I'm kinda tipsy..
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Old Nov 7, 2009, 05:53 AM   #8
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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: why hello there salor

Stranger: sa0lor what is your name ?

You: i'm an alien

You: from the planet zoopar

Stranger: fucking alien

You: yea i rock

You: got tech and shit

You: we gon invade your ass

You: soon

Stranger: planet shit

You: we handed you down the great scripts of technology

You: but you violated them in every orfice

You: for that

You: you will be oblitarated!!!

Stranger: i waiting for you and your club

Stranger: kontol

You: bring it

You: all you got is that tesla death ray

You: hahaha

Stranger: fuck

You: but we're actually a peace loving kind

You: so we're not gonna fight

Stranger: what kins ?

You: just unify you rasses

Stranger: raseess?

You: rasses

You: a special type of asses

Stranger: just making love with your mother ]

You: its coo after that her alien liquid serum will kill you

You: that wasn't exactly wise

Stranger: fucking serum

You: yea all over your pingus

You: fag

You: fag human

Stranger: fucking nige !

You: puny fag human pie

Stranger: hahaha funnyb

Stranger: kisss my penis

You: no ty

You: i'd rather not

You: besides

You: my ethereal lips would simply glide through

Stranger: veses

Stranger: dubur

You: even our lips are supiriour to yours

You: superior

Stranger: fucking lips

You: yea they extend over my mandibles

You: and nose

You: provide for a larger breathing surface

Stranger: hey what are you talking about ?

You: after all i breath through my lips

You: my lips ofcourse

You: alien chicks dig them

Stranger: kisss my penis

You: esp the ones from amazonia

You: i'm an alien pimp

Stranger: pimp

Stranger: hahahahaha

Stranger: you so funny

You: yea my races blood is even purple

You: and so are our ships

You: we were born to rule the world

You: pimping every other races chicks

You: mwhahaha

You: no stopping us now

You: btw

You: i impregnated your sister

Stranger: no kinds of world

You: during this conversation

Stranger: just remember you about allah !

You: we made that shit up haha

You: yea then all of you guys belived it

You: and blew yourselves up

You: so dumb

You: lololol

Stranger: fucking jesus

You: religion is a lie!!!!!


You: fucking pie in your eye but it is

Stranger: jesus are suck

You: jesus was actually my grand grand cousin

You: an alien who came down

You: decided to live among your kind for a lil bit

Stranger: jesus is fuck man

You: then leave with a little bit of theatric to it

Stranger: kontol

Stranger: lw ngomong apa sich

You: we told him you guys would believe it but he just said they can kiss my ass and lolled his way all the way to the cross lol

You: sorry i don't speak that dialect

Stranger: udah kaya orang tolool aja dah

You: and i'm too lazy to upload to my memory what it means

You: goodbye
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Re: The Omegle Game

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: whoreee

You: Do you like Hilary Clinton?

Stranger: whoree

You: yes i know that... but answer the question

Stranger: bitch

Stranger: skanl

You: i know she does look like a dog... but a femlae dog? i dont know...

Stranger: skank

Stranger: slut

You: hmmm

You: yeah i guess she kinda is

Stranger: cocksucking fag

You: oh well she is a girl

You: so she cant be a fag

Stranger: FAG

You: hmm

Stranger: cunt

You: i already went over this

Stranger: ugly twat

You: she does have one of thoose

You: yeah i agree

Stranger: fat whore fucking asss

You: but you dont have to be rude to her

You: well sir thats just rude... shes not that bad...

Stranger: NO UR ALLL OF THESE THINGS STUPID FUCK

Stranger: IM A GIRL

You: no your not first of all

You: and second

You: your obviously a bitch

Stranger: i have a vag and tits

Stranger: ur the fag here

You: trying to make peeople feel bad about themselves

You: which wont work on me

Stranger: who fucking cares about hilary

You: because i know im beautiful

Stranger: SHES A FAG

You: well sir

You: i told you thats rude

Stranger: UR A FAT FUCKING FAG

Stranger: rude my fucking ass

You: what does UR stand for?

You: hmm

You: maybe

Stranger: YOUR

Stranger: FUCKER

You: Uncle Rats?

You: ooh well

Stranger: FUCK THAT

You: there is a U and an R in fucker...

You: so yeah

You: UR right

You: lol

Stranger: your the fucking rat

You: it works well

Stranger: ur STUPID

You: hmm

Stranger: UR
UR
UR


Stranger: ur a rere

Stranger: fucking hoe

Stranger: suck it

You: STUPID... Super Trolling, Purple, Indigo, DInosaur?

Stranger: fag

You: I guess

You: yeah

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m / f ?

You: You calling me a m*therf*cker?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Is this some kind of record? :P
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Is this some kind of record? :P
Yup, you failed the fastest.

There are rules for this game as stated in the first post
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m / f ?

You: You calling me a m*therf*cker?

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Yup, you failed the fastest.

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He (as far as I know it's only men that asks m/f) was lucky he didn't start with "asl"
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