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Old Dec 6, 2010, 08:44 AM   #91
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i'm so glad i found this thread, i learned a lot.

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Old Dec 6, 2010, 02:51 PM   #92
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Re: Why can't I get a goddamned date?
things like, go for a bigger lady cause they're not as fast, conversation is important, and don't forget to take a shower. . . . . . . . hmmmmm . . . . . . . i forgot to do the last one today.
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Old Dec 7, 2010, 07:49 PM   #93
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Always have new condoms with you. Always.
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Always have new condoms with you. Always.
This would lead one to think someone might also carry around used condoms.....
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Hehe, that was exactly what I thought when I read it!
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This thread still had a few lols left to it
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Old Dec 8, 2010, 02:46 AM   #97
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This would lead one to think someone might also carry around used condoms.....
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Hehe, that was exactly what I thought when I read it!
Trust me, I know what I am talking about lol.
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Re: Why can't I get a goddamned date?
what, you used to carry used condoms around?
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Old Dec 8, 2010, 03:51 AM   #99
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Old Dec 8, 2010, 04:17 AM   #100
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This is like a three stooges conversation.
This is the wrong type of conversation when talking about condoms.
This is funny.
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hahahahhah used condoms ol
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Old Dec 9, 2010, 03:50 PM   #102
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i always have new condoms with me, i just don't have the girl to use it with.
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A friend of mine once wore the same condom all night then used it again with the same girl, his girlfriend at the time lol.
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I recommend a body condom..
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A friend of mine once wore the same condom all night then used it again with the same girl, his girlfriend at the time lol.
And he bragged about it?
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Yup, he was like "I %#$#ed my girlfriend and I still have the condom on and I'm gonna use it again!!!"
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And you still hang out with this guy?????
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No, that was a long time ago when we were still kids, he's a programmer now living in the States, we chat sometimes on facebook but I don't hang out with him anymore hehe.
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