strip club stories (nsfw-ish)

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Mar 30, 2011, 04:27 AM

Bored, felt like talking about strip club adventures. Don't post too much details *cough* or links such as pics or drugs etc.. If it's something funny, it goes here...

One time hit one of the best in the Toronto, and somehow the girl who gave me a dance ended up going to the same high school as me. So she said had a relationship with the vice principal.

Any crazy stories guys?

Takaharu · Mar 30, 2011, 08:00 AM

Well, one time that I went into a strip club I got a lap dancer for myself and we went in back. The lap dance was amusing for a short while but part way into it I got bored and decided to kill her with a baseball bat instead.
Now this wasn't what you'd call a private section of the club so other people heard the screaming. The police were called quick-sharpish, whilst the rest of the club cleared out. I made my way to the back of the bar, allowing the other club attendees to escape, took out my pistol and took out the pole dancer still screaming by a pole. I wasn't overly keen on listening to screams whilst waiting for the police to arrive.
Soon enough, police came running though the door, single-file. Lucky for me this club didn't have any fire exits or back entrances, otherwise I could have been screwed. Knocking them off one-by-one, the back-up was soon called in.
I had a plan for the incoming coppers. I whipped up a Molotov Cocktail, slung it by the door and watched as the incoming policemen got caught by the flames. One or two shots from the pistol and they were down and out.
I kept this going for a good long while; a few MCs, conserving ammo with the pistol and eventually moving on to a shotgun. Ah, times were good.

GTA IV rocks.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Mar 30, 2011, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Takaharu

Well, one time that I went into a strip club I got a lap dancer for myself and we went in back. The lap dance was amusing for a short while but part way into it I got bored and decided to kill her with a baseball bat instead.
Now this wasn't what you'd call a private section of the club so other people heard the screaming. The police were called quick-sharpish, whilst the rest of the club cleared out. I made my way to the back of the bar, allowing the other club attendees to escape, took out my pistol and took out the pole dancer still screaming by a pole. I wasn't overly keen on listening to screams whilst waiting for the police to arrive.
Soon enough, police came running though the door, single-file. Lucky for me this club didn't have any fire exits or back entrances, otherwise I could have been screwed. Knocking them off one-by-one, the back-up was soon called in.
I had a plan for the incoming coppers. I whipped up a Molotov Cocktail, slung it by the door and watched as the incoming policemen got caught by the flames. One or two shots from the pistol and they were down and out.
I kept this going for a good long while; a few MCs, conserving ammo with the pistol and eventually moving on to a shotgun. Ah, times were good.

GTA IV rocks.

you got problems nigga!

blibbax · Mar 30, 2011, 10:20 AM

I gotta admit, I was gunna say that you'd something of a twisted mind, before I read that last line ;P

Judas · Mar 30, 2011, 04:21 PM

.. i haven't even been to a strip club in GTA IV lol

My social life in video games is lacking.

but i got my female sheppard laid by a blue girl.... hawt

Tyrsonswood · Mar 30, 2011, 05:10 PM

You need to get out more..................

Judas · Mar 30, 2011, 06:16 PM

why?

biggest city i've been to is saskatoon or calgary..... hell i've never been to edmonton..

what's there.. why do i need to go to a strip joint..... really do i need this?

It's actually not even a WANT....

Tyrsonswood · Mar 30, 2011, 06:33 PM

Quote:

but i got my female sheppard laid by a blue girl.... hawt

That's why......

Judas · Mar 30, 2011, 07:06 PM

lol...

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Mar 31, 2011, 05:09 AM

get a little drunk hit up some girls its awesome

do it while you're young judas!

Judas · Mar 31, 2011, 05:21 PM

i'm always young...

Tyrsonswood · Mar 31, 2011, 07:14 PM

Being a virgin doesn't mean you will always be young....... Just sayin'

Judas · Mar 31, 2011, 09:04 PM

no.... but whatever you set your mind to.......

Callandor · Mar 31, 2011, 11:47 PM

We should hook Judas up with a girl, the guy is just too lonely.

I just decided I wanna have kids, but not right now, maybe sometime in the future.

blibbax · Apr 1, 2011, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Callandor

We should hook Judas up with a girl, the guy is just too lonely.

Remember to post pics.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Callandor

I just decided I wanna have kids, but not right now, maybe sometime in the future.

What pushed you to that decision all of a sudden? :P

Callandor · Apr 1, 2011, 12:59 AM

Was riding on the bus and I just saw the cutest baby ever, I mean this baby was killing me with it's cuteness with it's little booties and everything, that's the point when I made up my mind I wanna have a kid.

blibbax · Apr 1, 2011, 01:08 AM

I can't stand kids

... and cuteness just doesn't seem to work on me...

Tyrsonswood · Apr 1, 2011, 01:16 AM

Kittens are cute..... baby humans, not so much.

Callandor · Apr 1, 2011, 01:21 AM

I take it you never had any kids Ty?

And blib, if I get a baby girl I'm spoiling her rotten lol.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Apr 1, 2011, 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Callandor

We should hook Judas up with a girl, the guy is just too lonely.

I just decided I wanna have kids, but not right now, maybe sometime in the future.

watch a movie on his suped up logitech HT system lol

i suddenly had the urge to go today, but waste of money. rather hit a bar and find something tere hahaha

Liqourice · Apr 3, 2011, 01:44 AM

:o

Strip clubs in this country are boring since they're not allowed to show any of the juicy parts..

And besides.. my gf is hotter than any of the strippers anyway so I've never seen a reason to visit one!

IvanV · Apr 3, 2011, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Callandor

Was riding on the bus and I just saw the cutest baby ever, I mean this baby was killing me with it's cuteness with it's little booties and everything, that's the point when I made up my mind I wanna have a kid.

Small kids are cute when they're someone else's and even than only for up to 15 minutes.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Apr 3, 2011, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Callandor

Was riding on the bus and I just saw the cutest baby ever, I mean this baby was killing me with it's cuteness with it's little booties and everything, that's the point when I made up my mind I wanna have a kid.

our thread went from talking about fondlin bitches with no relationships, with meaningful lives and children? wow wtf? lol

something about a stripper is mesmerizing dem titties

Liqourice · Apr 3, 2011, 02:41 AM

Did someone say titties?

Where?

Callandor · Apr 5, 2011, 01:52 AM

He gets a boner in the last one:-

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Apr 5, 2011, 03:50 AM

AHAHAHAH random post but so jokes

won't lie, that happens to me. except one time a few months ago an asian one gave me a lap dance, she stank like BO. she asked me "baby whats wrong?" i said "tough day at work..."

oddest dance ever HAHAHAHA

Judas · Apr 5, 2011, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Callandor

Was riding on the bus and I just saw the cutest baby ever, I mean this baby was killing me with it's cuteness with it's little booties and everything, that's the point when I made up my mind I wanna have a kid.

may want to get your estrogen levels checked.....

Callandor · Apr 5, 2011, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas

may want to get your estrogen levels checked.....

What's wrong with wanting a child? It's perfectly normal.

Judas · Apr 5, 2011, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Callandor

What's wrong with wanting a child? It's perfectly normal.

Naw.. nothing wrong with wanting a child.. at some point in time...

But i would have to be completely honest and say i've yet to see a "cute" baby......

kitten cute... or dog cute......

Shit, even baby piglets are way way cuter then any "human" child is for years and years.

doesn't matter what you put on that child.. short of a blanket to cover them up complete, still wouldn't appear cute.

Nothing but an ugly bag of flash and soft bones mixed with being completely useless.

Liqourice · Apr 5, 2011, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Callandor

What's wrong with wanting a child? It's perfectly normal.

Absolutely.. but probably not talking about it in a thread about strip clubs! :P

Mar 30, 2011, 04:27 AM	#1
BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Dirty Dot Posts: 7,717 Rep Power: 107 System Specs	strip club stories (nsfw-ish) Bored, felt like talking about strip club adventures. Don't post too much details cough or links such as pics or drugs etc.. If it's something funny, it goes here... One time hit one of the best in the Toronto, and somehow the girl who gave me a dance ended up going to the same high school as me. So she said had a relationship with the vice principal. Any crazy stories guys? __________________ Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Music \| Logitech Z-5500 THX 5.1 Surround Sound Speakers \| 2 Lite-On 20x S-ATA Burners \| Logitech G700 Mouse \| Logitech MX5500 Bluetooth Keyboard

Mar 30, 2011, 08:00 AM	#2
Takaharu I can fart in 7 languages Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: England, UK Posts: 1,846 Rep Power: 110 System Specs	Re: strip club stories (nsfw-ish) Well, one time that I went into a strip club I got a lap dancer for myself and we went in back. The lap dance was amusing for a short while but part way into it I got bored and decided to kill her with a baseball bat instead. Now this wasn't what you'd call a private section of the club so other people heard the screaming. The police were called quick-sharpish, whilst the rest of the club cleared out. I made my way to the back of the bar, allowing the other club attendees to escape, took out my pistol and took out the pole dancer still screaming by a pole. I wasn't overly keen on listening to screams whilst waiting for the police to arrive. Soon enough, police came running though the door, single-file. Lucky for me this club didn't have any fire exits or back entrances, otherwise I could have been screwed. Knocking them off one-by-one, the back-up was soon called in. I had a plan for the incoming coppers. I whipped up a Molotov Cocktail, slung it by the door and watched as the incoming policemen got caught by the flames. One or two shots from the pistol and they were down and out. I kept this going for a good long while; a few MCs, conserving ammo with the pistol and eventually moving on to a shotgun. Ah, times were good. GTA IV rocks. __________________ I don't get paid to know the answer, therefore I'm far more likely to give you a straight and honest answer. Mods Rig, Box Mods Rig, Folding details

Mar 30, 2011, 10:20 AM	#4
blibbax What does this do? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Oxford, UK Posts: 4,223 Rep Power: 254 System Specs	Re: strip club stories (nsfw-ish) I gotta admit, I was gunna say that you'd something of a twisted mind, before I read that last line ;P __________________ Donate the spare computing power of your PC to help to cure Alzheimer's, ALS, Huntington's, Parkinson's disease and cancer: Fold for HH!

Mar 31, 2011, 05:09 AM	Thread Starter #10
BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Dirty Dot Posts: 7,717 Rep Power: 107 System Specs	Re: strip club stories (nsfw-ish) get a little drunk hit up some girls its awesome do it while you're young judas! __________________ Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Music \| Logitech Z-5500 THX 5.1 Surround Sound Speakers \| 2 Lite-On 20x S-ATA Burners \| Logitech G700 Mouse \| Logitech MX5500 Bluetooth Keyboard

Mar 31, 2011, 11:47 PM	#14
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 7,236 Rep Power: 304 System Specs	Re: strip club stories (nsfw-ish) We should hook Judas up with a girl, the guy is just too lonely. I just decided I wanna have kids, but not right now, maybe sometime in the future. __________________

Apr 1, 2011, 12:59 AM	#16
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 7,236 Rep Power: 304 System Specs	Re: strip club stories (nsfw-ish) Was riding on the bus and I just saw the cutest baby ever, I mean this baby was killing me with it's cuteness with it's little booties and everything, that's the point when I made up my mind I wanna have a kid. __________________

Apr 1, 2011, 01:08 AM	#17
blibbax What does this do? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Oxford, UK Posts: 4,223 Rep Power: 254 System Specs	Re: strip club stories (nsfw-ish) I can't stand kids ... and cuteness just doesn't seem to work on me... __________________ Donate the spare computing power of your PC to help to cure Alzheimer's, ALS, Huntington's, Parkinson's disease and cancer: Fold for HH!

Apr 1, 2011, 01:21 AM	#19
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 7,236 Rep Power: 304 System Specs	Re: strip club stories (nsfw-ish) I take it you never had any kids Ty? And blib, if I get a baby girl I'm spoiling her rotten lol. __________________

Apr 3, 2011, 01:44 AM	#21
Liqourice HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stockholm Posts: 1,699 Rep Power: 98 System Specs	Re: strip club stories (nsfw-ish) :o Strip clubs in this country are boring since they're not allowed to show any of the juicy parts.. And besides.. my gf is hotter than any of the strippers anyway so I've never seen a reason to visit one!

Apr 3, 2011, 02:41 AM	#24
Liqourice HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Stockholm Posts: 1,699 Rep Power: 98 System Specs	Re: strip club stories (nsfw-ish) Did someone say titties? Where?

Apr 5, 2011, 01:52 AM	#25
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 7,236 Rep Power: 304 System Specs	Re: strip club stories (nsfw-ish) He gets a boner in the last one:- __________________

Apr 5, 2011, 03:50 AM	Thread Starter #26
BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Dirty Dot Posts: 7,717 Rep Power: 107 System Specs	Re: strip club stories (nsfw-ish) AHAHAHAH random post but so jokes won't lie, that happens to me. except one time a few months ago an asian one gave me a lap dance, she stank like BO. she asked me "baby whats wrong?" i said "tough day at work..." oddest dance ever HAHAHAHA __________________ Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Music \| Logitech Z-5500 THX 5.1 Surround Sound Speakers \| 2 Lite-On 20x S-ATA Burners \| Logitech G700 Mouse \| Logitech MX5500 Bluetooth Keyboard