Do you take flames seriously?

alewisa · Jul 24, 2002, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by digitalwanderer
Hmmmm....sorry, I didn't mean to insult you with that one. Hows about I change it to "spunky card lady" instead?

Sounds much better. Wake me up when the next round is over so I can parade in my thong, welders googles and rubber wellies filled with rhubarb custard and crumbled digestive biscuits...

digitalwanderer · Jul 25, 2002, 03:51 AM

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Originally posted by alewisa
rubber wellies filled with rhubarb custard and crumbled digestive biscuits...

Mmmmmmmm......rhubarb custard and crumbled digestive biscuits.....mmmmmmmmmmm.....

Jul 28, 2002, 03:09 AM

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Originally posted by Ryoko
so which 3 lamers did?

(billy's probably one of them )

awhhh I didnt know you cared! what time will I meet you later Ryokoichu? make sure to shave this time though honey, ive still some of those green pubes stuck in my teeth.

SPANKtheMONKEY · Jul 29, 2002, 10:14 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
awhhh I didnt know you cared! what time will I meet you later Ryokoichu? make sure to shave this time though honey, ive still some of those green pubes stuck in my teeth.

@ least u eat ur greens - ur momma would b proud!

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
awhhh I didnt know you cared! what time will I meet you later Ryokoichu? make sure to shave this time though honey, ive still some of those green pubes stuck in my teeth.

green anything in your teeth is bad for you. just look at all the vegetarians around.
i don't know who you are, but each and every post you make seems to be far below the average even for the flaming section. here's my library card. maybe you should read a book?

Jul 30, 2002, 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato
green anything in your teeth is bad for you. just look at all the vegetarians around.
i don't know who you are, but each and every post you make seems to be far below the average even for the flaming section. here's my library card. maybe you should read a book?

well the average has just went down since you came on so ill take that as a compliment, and thanks for the library card and book but I think you gave me the wrong one, this is your copy of Star Trek, the naked Captain Kirk, and all the pages are stuck together.

Teach us your intellicual prowess oh mighty Kagato. show us the ways of the master retard !

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
this is your copy of Star Trek, the naked Captain Kirk, and all the pages are stuck together.

this truly tells me how shallow the depth of your intelligence is. maybe i thought it humorous to give you a book that you so desperately wanted to read, but all the pages were glued together, giving you hours of heartache trying to pry apart each page looking for pictures. next time, try checking out a book all by yourself. and don't get too much into text for your first time. doctors have always stated that gradual saturation is better for the learning experience. in your case, i highly reccommend Dr Seuss books, as they are better for learning how to read.

Jul 30, 2002, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato
this truly tells me how shallow the depth of your intelligence is. maybe i thought it humorous to give you a book that you so desperately wanted to read, but all the pages were glued together, giving you hours of heartache trying to pry apart each page looking for pictures. next time, try checking out a book all by yourself. and don't get too much into text for your first time. doctors have always stated that gradual saturation is better for the learning experience. in your case, i highly reccommend Dr Seuss books, as they are better for learning how to read.

reccommend is spelt "recommend". I suggest a teletubbies spelling book for toddlers, just dont get arrested jacking off to pictures of la-la on a bus or something man. I quite like you, you are very amusing, in a slapable sad geek distant cousin kind of way.

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
reccommend is spelt "recommend". I suggest a teletubbies spelling book for toddlers, just dont get arrested jacking off to pictures of la-la on a bus or something man. I quite like you, you are very amusing, in a slapable sad geek distant cousin kind of way.

sorry if i offended you. am i allowed to make a few mistakes? ccan i? please? ccan i?

Jul 30, 2002, 10:38 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato
sorry if i offended you. am i allowed to make a few mistakes? ccan i? please? ccan i?

its ok, you are new here and a little bit of a lamer, I think you are about done on one side, ill let the others flame whats left

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
its ok, you are new here and a little bit of a lamer, I think you are about done on one side, ill let the others flame whats left

like byteme, the translation is: i am scorched and i should never have come to this "cess pool" of a forum topic.

Jul 30, 2002, 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato
like byteme, the translation is: i am scorched and i should never have come to this "cess pool" of a forum topic.

ah come on, dont tell me you took all this crap serious as well, fgs with a name like yours you are bound to have a sense of humour ! its like something from an Austin powers or Bruce Lee movie.....

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
ah come on, dont tell me you took all this crap serious as well, fgs with a name like yours you are bound to have a sense of humour ! its like something from an Austin powers or Bruce Lee movie.....

i never take those of lower intelligence seriously. calm down, here's your pacifier. oh, and a nice comfortable straightjacket. i know a highly acclaimed institution that would like to meet you.

Jul 30, 2002, 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato
i never take those of lower intelligence seriously. calm down, here's your pacifier. oh, and a nice comfortable straightjacket. i know a highly acclaimed institution that would like to meet you.

yes ive just phoned them, thanks. they wondered how you got out, just dont tell them about the sheep you kidnapped.

SPANKtheMONKEY · Jul 30, 2002, 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato
i never take those of lower intelligence seriously. calm down, here's your pacifier. oh, and a nice comfortable straightjacket. i know a highly acclaimed institution that would like to meet you.

I didn't know they were rewarding referals

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
yes ive just phoned them, thanks. they wondered how you got out, just dont tell them about the sheep you kidnapped.

yes, they are wondering. they don't yet realize that there are doors in the building.

and about the sheep - i promise it will be returned unharmed.

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by SPANKtheMONKEY
I didn't know they were rewarding referals

yes they gave me a shiny lollipop.

Jul 30, 2002, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato
yes, they are wondering. they don't yet realize that there are doors in the building.

and about the sheep - i promise it will be returned unharmed.

well after seeing those pictures on http://www.sickgeekswithfetishes.com of you, and it, with the vaseline, bananas and the milk bottles, I think its too late.

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
well after seeing those pictures on http://www.sickgeekswithfetishes.com of you, and it, with the vaseline, bananas and the milk bottles, I think its too late.

why? it never complained.

Jul 30, 2002, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato
why? it never complained.

I could tell by the way it was smoking that cigarette afterwards it wasnt happy

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
I could tell by the way it was smoking that cigarette afterwards it wasnt happy

it wasn't happy because i came before it did.