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down_falllen_666 · Jul 26, 2002, 05:46 AM

Byteme I am a f*cking female...why in the hell would I look in the mirror when talking about your small (ock??

Talk about guys striking out...you've struck out your whole life. And I hope you do move to Mansfield....I could introduce you to some friends.

I am done flaming with you because all you do is complain about your dick....frankly I am tired of talking about such a small matter.

Oh and Ryoko, do you really want to get in this? You might get a mouth full, but you do enjoy that dont you? We'll be discrete on what exactly it is that you put in your mouth.

Ryoko · Jul 26, 2002, 06:17 AM

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Originally posted by down_falllen_666
Byteme I am a f*cking female...why in the hell would I look in the mirror when talking about your small (ock??

Talk about guys striking out...you've struck out your whole life. And I hope you do move to Mansfield....I could introduce you to some friends.

I am done flaming with you because all you do is complain about your dick....frankly I am tired of talking about such a small matter.

Oh and Ryoko, do you really want to get in this? You might get a mouth full, but you do enjoy that dont you? We'll be discrete on what exactly it is that you put in your mouth.

1st: size of the equipment is only relative to the size of what the equipment is used in.

2nd: only guys fantasize about getting their dicks sucked. maybe it's time i checked out your ip?

Ryoko · Jul 26, 2002, 06:20 AM

to put it into context, let's take this post into consideration.

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Originally posted by down_falllen_666
dude I wish my gf was like that....you are lucky

down_falllen_666 · Jul 26, 2002, 06:31 AM

First of all I do like tatu and I will admit it...read the post before it. Second I can give myself props if I want. And I acted like a boy because you sexist pigs wouldnt have talked to me otherwise...if you did it wouldve been on a lower level..no thanks. My ip has always said a girl...its not my fault if no one checks it. If you wanna rag on me go ahead but unlike you and Byteme I have a life, and excuse me while I return to it.

Also if you wanna call my b/f a homosexual that's fine...he can fight his own battles.

Ryoko · Jul 26, 2002, 06:46 AM

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Originally posted by down_falllen_666
First of all I do like tatu and I will admit it...read the post before it. Second I can give myself props if I want. And I acted like a boy because you sexist pigs wouldnt have talked to me otherwise...if you did it wouldve been on a lower level..no thanks. My ip has always said a girl...its not my fault if no one checks it. If you wanna rag on me go ahead but unlike you and Byteme I have a life, and excuse me while I return to it.

Also if you wanna call my b/f a homosexual that's fine...he can fight his own battles.

"And I acted like a boy because you sexist pigs wouldnt have talked to me otherwise"

we talk to wyrethewife, and from what i can tell, she is the most respected member here.

oh, and were you just acting in the following posts?

http://www.hardwareheaven.com/thread.php?post=24058#24058

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Originally posted by down_falllen_666
Even though I am a new memeber I thought I would share with you all about how much the opposite sex lies. I was dating this girl for about a year and a half. She went out the other night and cheated on me with this ugly-ass dude that works with me. Can you believe it? Then when confronted she tries to put it on me like I made her do it. I feel awful because I broke it off and she is begging for me to get back with her. Any suggestions on how to handle the situation? This all happened very recently so it is still a fresh subject. Why cant women just be decent? I havent met one yet that is!!!

http://www.hardwareheaven.com/thread.php?post=24075#24075

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Originally posted by down_falllen_666
Well it is just the fact that she "loves" me and even though I love this girl I have been tempted too but never went through with it. She didnt sleep with anyone...it was just a kiss. She is a great chick, and man is she beautiful, but I dont want to give her the chance to hurt me again. It's a hard choice...the fact is that I am devoted to her and it seems like I give her my complete trust and she totally blows that off. So much for a commitment?!?

http://www.hardwareheaven.com/thread.php?post=24103#24103

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Originally posted by down_falllen_666
You guys have been so helpful. My insinticts tell me to give her another chance and focus on the good aspects of our relationship. I want this to work out because I love her. It is weird that the worst things happened to the best of people. Dont you agree?

http://www.hardwareheaven.com/thread.php?post=24122#24122

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Originally posted by down_falllen_666
Well she called me earlier and told me that she misses me and that she feels awful. She also said that she cant see herself dating this guy because of her love for me (he is my co-worker). I really want to confront him but he hasnt been to work or returned my calls. I think he is scared and he should be because he is or was a friend. He knew the situation and still went on with it. Oh did I mention that she uses the fact that she was drunk as an excuse? Pretty bad excuse! I love how people use the excuse of being drunk as an escape. She also says that the only reason she did it was because she felt alone in the relationship. Like it was my fault! Maybe she shouldve come to me before she decided to kiss another guy! I hung up on her because she is starting to turn the situation into a blame-game and I have nothing to be blamed for.

and i know that this next one is iffy, but does the avg girl want to "pimp out" their satty with a "badass system"?

http://www.hardwareheaven.com/thread.php?post=24141#24141

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Originally posted by down_falllen_666
I drive a 2001 Saturn LS. I plan to pimp it out with a bad ass system very soon.

Ryoko · Jul 26, 2002, 06:57 AM

the reason i'm doing this is because i too have played the part of a girl online, and it was rediculous how many people believed me, and the fact that it started 4 years ago and continues to this day should tell you that i know all the signs of lying about gender. and changing your story so dramatically, especially with so few posts to check through, is not only moronic, but flat out genuinely retarded.

down_falllen_666 · Jul 26, 2002, 06:59 AM

You wanna know the truth...bascically what I put about the opposite sex is true. Joneser cheated on me and all I did was change the situation to a guy's so I could get a guy's opinion. Sorry if I misled anyone but I thought if I went at it as a girl I wouldnt get the real deal.

Yes I know a lot of girls that pimp out the systems...sometimes more than guys.

Ryoko · Jul 26, 2002, 07:01 AM

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Originally posted by down_falllen_666
You wanna know the truth...bascically what I put about the opposite sex is true. Joneser cheated on me and all I did was change the situation to a guy's so I could get a guy's opinion. Sorry if I misled anyone but I thought if I went at it as a girl I wouldnt get the real deal.

Yes I know a lot of girls that pimp out the systems...sometimes more than guys.

so what should we believe? that you lied about your gender before, or that you lied about your gender just now? i know which i believe.

down_falllen_666 · Jul 26, 2002, 07:05 AM

Believe what you want...I am a girl and I am gonna leave it as that.

Necrosis · Jul 26, 2002, 07:52 AM

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Originally posted by Ryoko
judging by joneser and his "girlfriend"'s posts, they speak the same way, loophole the language filter the same way, and are about the same intelligence. scientifically speaking, joneser and his girlfriend are the same person. which also means that joneser is like the other 10% of males who are single by nature, and destined not to have a serious relationship with a woman.

that, in and of itself, reduces joneser's score by 50 points.

Ryoko your DEAD wrong.

I know Joneser, I work with him.

I also know his girlfriend...talking to her online right now; had dinner with them twice.

Would you like pictures?

Ryoko · Jul 26, 2002, 07:55 AM

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Originally posted by Necrosis
Ryoko your DEAD wrong.

I know Joneser, I work with him.

I also know his girlfriend...talking to her online right now; had dinner with them twice.

Would you like pictures?

so wth was she doing acting like a man?

Necrosis · Jul 26, 2002, 08:02 AM

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Originally posted by Ryoko
so wth was she doing acting like a man?

It's a long story and one I care not to indulge in, nor do I have the right to.

Just think about it this way..she is a girl, excuse me woman. I know she will be reading this, and I don't want to get slapped. Women do weird shit, this goes without saying. If you know anything about women you will figure out what I'm talking about.

Ryoko · Jul 26, 2002, 08:55 AM

it doesn't matter. you do stupid shit, you get what you deserve.

digitalwanderer · Jul 26, 2002, 08:58 AM

I'm not exactly sure of who is what anymore, but I sure am getting a laugh out of reading this thread!

~~ByteMe~~ · Jul 26, 2002, 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by digitalwanderer
I'm not exactly sure of who is what anymore, but I sure am getting a laugh out of reading this thread!

Yea, this is some phunny shit, now I got to go back and figure out to whom or what I am suppossed to respond to.

~~ByteMe~~ · Jul 26, 2002, 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by down_falllen_666
Byteme I am a f*cking female...why in the hell would I look in the mirror when talking about your small (ock??

The mirror thingy went completely over your head. Don't worry about it. We expect as much from a female.

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Talk about guys striking out...you've struck out your whole life. And I hope you do move to Mansfield....I could introduce you to some friends.

You actually know successful buisness people? I don't typically hang with blue collar workers unless I am slumming.

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I am done flaming with you because all you do is complain about your dick....frankly I am tired of talking about such a small matter.

I don't believe I ever complained about my di(k. Your the one that seems to continously have the dick in mouth problem .

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Oh and Ryoko, do you really want to get in this? You might get a mouth full, but you do enjoy that dont you? We'll be discrete on what exactly it is that you put in your mouth.

Agreed, Ryoko... shut the fokk up peckerface. While I might agree with you (Ryoko) it doesn't mean you need to put your fat a$$ in this.

To down_falllen_666;

Your problem is your trying to play in a male dominated area. I can almost respect the fact that you have done better than most other females that have tried but you are at an inherit disadvantage. It is not you fault you have tits and a pu$$y. Females by nature are illogical (or stupid from a males point of view). So I would suggest sticking to area where you won't be so easily outclassed. There is safety for you with staying in the kitchen. Then find a real man. No, not a redneck you pickup at the local farmyard square-dance. Try to find a guy that is allready successful in life or atleast a man that is on his way to being succesful.

And also immediatly drop this lowlife boyfriend. Has he provided well for you? As in do you drive a luxury car? Do you have your dream house? etc. Your current b/f is just wasting your time and energy. Move on, if you stay with him you will go nowhere worth a shit in this life.

There goes the famous good time that was had by all.

Jul 26, 2002, 08:38 PM

BYTEME......lol

MAN YOU SOUNDED LIKE A DAMN HOROSCOPE !!!!!!........ROFL

Honestly though its true that women are in general underestimated but by who?

Maybe the "guys" that think women are generally stupid are the real problem.

Any "true" man and one with actuall relantionships to women (more than one night stands) know for a fact that women are VERY smart compared to men and deserve
respect .

Ive had alot of girl"friends" (and yes it is possible to be JUST friends with women) and found them to be very interesting ,funny,smart and very much more mature than the average male.

So to end this stupid thread i have one little request:

Ladies please come out and really say who and what you are and im sure you will find alot of the guys will really show the proper respect you deserve cause not everyone of us male folk think with our lower brain (or dick to make it more clear).

p.s something to think about for those that dont share my opinion:

A MANS TRUE FRIEND IN LIFE IS HIS WOMAN.

kinetic · Jul 27, 2002, 07:01 AM

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Originally posted by digitalwanderer
I'm not exactly sure of who is what anymore, but I sure am getting a laugh out of reading this thread!

The last time I was this confused was whilst watching 'Twin Peaks'

JavaFox · Jul 27, 2002, 07:04 PM

Anybody figure out what Mission: Impossible was about yet? I'm still tryin'

~~ByteMe~~ · Jul 27, 2002, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by GREEKRAGE
BYTEME......lol

MAN YOU SOUNDED LIKE A DAMN HOROSCOPE !!!!!!........ROFL

Honestly though its true that women are in general underestimated but by who?

Maybe the "guys" that think women are generally stupid are the real problem.

knowing that females are typically illogical is not a problem unless you FAIL to realize this.

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Any "true" man and one with actuall relantionships to women (more than one night stands) know for a fact that women are VERY smart compared to men and deserve
respect .

Ive had alot of girl"friends" (and yes it is possible to be JUST friends with women) and found them to be very interesting ,funny,smart and very much more mature than the average male.

This would all depend of your definintion of "smart". And I never said that females deserve any less respect for being human than any male.

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So to end this stupid thread i have one little request:

Ladies please come out and really say who and what you are and im sure you will find alot of the guys will really show the proper respect you deserve cause not everyone of us male folk think with our lower brain (or dick to make it more clear).

p.s something to think about for those that dont share my opinion:

A MANS TRUE FRIEND IN LIFE IS HIS WOMAN.

For some yes but the exact opposite is also true. How many men do you know that have been ruined by a female (and yes you could argue most of the time it was their own fault... but a female still was key in the mans downfall).

What makes me laugh is all the politicaly correct BS that is spread about males/females being equal. Bahahahaha people that believe this struggle their whole life until they figure out that it is BS. While all humans overall are equal it does NOT mean we are equal in everything. Men and women have different advantages/disadvatages.

Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking.

DOH!

Jul 28, 2002, 03:01 AM

Guy comes in cause his woman messed around on him. She gets flamed to a crisp being called everything from a whore to a bitch for what happened. Guy gets pissed, defends his woman, she defends herself and they realise just how much they mean to each other and they fall happily in love again.

kind of a cross between Gone With The Wind and Debbie does dallas.

so now my question is would everyone just shut the fuck up?

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 09:20 AM

we won't accomodate you by not speaking. just because your intelligence level competes very well with darwin award winners, does not mean that we have to either speak at your grade level or not speak at all. your hindrance of our friendly banter will be your downfall. now get teh fook off my forum!

Jul 30, 2002, 09:59 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato
now get teh fook off my forum!

Just over 10 posts and you own the place now ? ROFL .... I think you clicked the wrong forum. go one up on your favourite list to http://www.arseholesforheads.com , im sure they miss you there, you stupid bollocks..

kinetic · Jul 30, 2002, 10:02 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
Just over 10 posts and you own the place now ? ROFL .... I think you clicked the wrong forum. go one up on your favourite list to http://www.arseholesforheads.com , im sure they miss you there, you stupid bollocks..

LMAO

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
Just over 10 posts and you own the place now ? ROFL .... I think you clicked the wrong forum. go one up on your favourite list to http://www.arseholesforheads.com , im sure they miss you there, you stupid bollocks..

i think i have heard of you before. are you the one who fantasizes about nonexistant websites, then expresses his desire for them to become real by putting them in forum posts? yes, i think i have heard of you before. unfortunately, not in good context.

and no, i do not believe i own the place. i was just trying to speak down to your level. unfortunately, i didn't know that your level extended deeper than earth's crust, which would explain where you got the avatar.

Jul 30, 2002, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato
i think i have heard of you before. are you the one who fantasizes about nonexistant websites, then expresses his desire for them to become real by putting them in forum posts? yes, i think i have heard of you before. unfortunately, not in good context.

and no, i do not believe i own the place. i was just trying to speak down to your level. unfortunately, i didn't know that your level extended deeper than earth's crust, which would explain where you got the avatar.

I got the avatar from your mother after a hot night, last week, funny thing is, she called your name out in the middle of it .. that really pissed me off.

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 10:41 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
I got the avatar from your mother after a hot night, last week, funny thing is, she called your name out in the middle of it .. that really pissed me off.

maybe she was sccreaming for help. it wouldn't surprise me. most women would if sasquacch were trying to hump them.

~~ByteMe~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by Kagato
maybe she was sccreaming for help. it wouldn't surprise me. most women would if sasquacch were trying to hump them.

I can testify from first hand experience that she has NO problems letting very large hairy animals hump her. Too bad she had to tie the buffalo up first.

Jul 26, 2002, 08:58 AM	#74
digitalwanderer Colour Commentator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Highland, IN USA Posts: 5,619 Rep Power: 0	ROFLMAO~~~~ I'm not exactly sure of who is what anymore, but I sure am getting a laugh out of reading this thread! __________________ WTF is up with the sigs?

Jul 26, 2002, 05:46 AM	#61
down_falllen_666 DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 23 Rep Power: 0	Byteme I am a f*cking female...why in the hell would I look in the mirror when talking about your small (ock?? Talk about guys striking out...you've struck out your whole life. And I hope you do move to Mansfield....I could introduce you to some friends. I am done flaming with you because all you do is complain about your dick....frankly I am tired of talking about such a small matter. Oh and Ryoko, do you really want to get in this? You might get a mouth full, but you do enjoy that dont you? We'll be discrete on what exactly it is that you put in your mouth.

Jul 26, 2002, 06:31 AM	#64
down_falllen_666 DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 23 Rep Power: 0	First of all I do like tatu and I will admit it...read the post before it. Second I can give myself props if I want. And I acted like a boy because you sexist pigs wouldnt have talked to me otherwise...if you did it wouldve been on a lower level..no thanks. My ip has always said a girl...its not my fault if no one checks it. If you wanna rag on me go ahead but unlike you and Byteme I have a life, and excuse me while I return to it. Also if you wanna call my b/f a homosexual that's fine...he can fight his own battles.

Jul 26, 2002, 06:57 AM	#66
Ryoko American Soldier Join Date: May 2002 Location: Williamsburg, VA Posts: 1,725 Rep Power: 0	the reason i'm doing this is because i too have played the part of a girl online, and it was rediculous how many people believed me, and the fact that it started 4 years ago and continues to this day should tell you that i know all the signs of lying about gender. and changing your story so dramatically, especially with so few posts to check through, is not only moronic, but flat out genuinely retarded.

Jul 26, 2002, 06:59 AM	#67
down_falllen_666 DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 23 Rep Power: 0	You wanna know the truth...bascically what I put about the opposite sex is true. Joneser cheated on me and all I did was change the situation to a guy's so I could get a guy's opinion. Sorry if I misled anyone but I thought if I went at it as a girl I wouldnt get the real deal. Yes I know a lot of girls that pimp out the systems...sometimes more than guys.

Jul 26, 2002, 07:05 AM	#69
down_falllen_666 DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 23 Rep Power: 0	Believe what you want...I am a girl and I am gonna leave it as that.

Jul 26, 2002, 08:55 AM	#73
Ryoko American Soldier Join Date: May 2002 Location: Williamsburg, VA Posts: 1,725 Rep Power: 0	it doesn't matter. you do stupid shit, you get what you deserve.

Jul 26, 2002, 08:38 PM	#77
GREEKRAGE Guest Posts: n/a	BYTEME......lol MAN YOU SOUNDED LIKE A DAMN HOROSCOPE !!!!!!........ROFL Honestly though its true that women are in general underestimated but by who? Maybe the "guys" that think women are generally stupid are the real problem. Any "true" man and one with actuall relantionships to women (more than one night stands) know for a fact that women are VERY smart compared to men and deserve respect . Ive had alot of girl"friends" (and yes it is possible to be JUST friends with women) and found them to be very interesting ,funny,smart and very much more mature than the average male. So to end this stupid thread i have one little request: Ladies please come out and really say who and what you are and im sure you will find alot of the guys will really show the proper respect you deserve cause not everyone of us male folk think with our lower brain (or dick to make it more clear). p.s something to think about for those that dont share my opinion: A MANS TRUE FRIEND IN LIFE IS HIS WOMAN.

Jul 27, 2002, 07:04 PM	#79
JavaFox E Pluribus Unum Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,203 Rep Power: 0	Anybody figure out what Mission: Impossible was about yet? I'm still tryin'

Jul 28, 2002, 03:01 AM	#81
Billy Guest Posts: n/a	Guy comes in cause his woman messed around on him. She gets flamed to a crisp being called everything from a whore to a bitch for what happened. Guy gets pissed, defends his woman, she defends herself and they realise just how much they mean to each other and they fall happily in love again. kind of a cross between Gone With The Wind and Debbie does dallas. so now my question is would everyone just shut the fuck up?

Jul 30, 2002, 09:20 AM	#82
~~Kagato~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 152 Rep Power: 0	we won't accomodate you by not speaking. just because your intelligence level competes very well with darwin award winners, does not mean that we have to either speak at your grade level or not speak at all. your hindrance of our friendly banter will be your downfall. now get teh fook off my forum!