Joneser

I've never posted a flame yet, but today I've got some sh*t to get off of my chest. My girlfriend is currently out of state visiting her cousin. Today she calls me and tells me that she got a little to drunk last night and woke up w/ some buck toothed redneck f@ck on top of her! She says that she doesn't remember much, just that she woke up and he was kissing her. She says that she kneeded(sp) him in the balls and told him to get the f@ck off. I have no reason not to believe her, we've been toghether for a while, so I don't think she would lie to me. Oh, how I wish I didn't have my son this weekend, I would drive five hours and teach this b#tch some f@cking manners. I hope that by some twist of luck the prick is a member and he reads this.I don't think that would be possible, b/c the f@cking redneck probably couldn't figure out how to fill out the registration. Just in case he does have the IQ to use a computer, Derek Thomas of Waverly,Oh, I'd like to castrate your pathetic, no p*ssy getting, molester ass w/ a f*cking spoon!!!!


FAH-Q

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Sourcer_2002

Damn hell of a first flame dude i know where coming from that blows you got every reason to want to beat some ass. you'll have no idea how close i came to beaten the ass out of the dude that did that to my girl.

AngelRavin

Thanks to sourcer I have figured out where my next new name is coming from

Antitrust..........awesome movie

Sourcer_2002

Hell ya great movie watched last night on liike HBO or somthin did do i wish i had some of that shit they had on the movie

Sourcer_2002

You cant forget about Hal 9000 and 201 a space odyssey

AngelRavin

yeah dont like the name dave bowman though Milo Hoffman sounds better....it was Hoffman wasnt it?

Sourcer_2002

yeah that was his name

Sourcer_2002

Or you could be the Gary dude and own the whole damn thing

GREEKRAGE

FAH-Q ??

I know someone that uses that as a usrname in the 5assedmonkey T2 servers.

Tell me it isnt you buddy ...

Joneser

No not me!

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ByteMe

Wait a sec. You might be getting mad at the wrong person? What if she had sex with this guy a few hours earlier? Or even just sucked on his di(k? Hell, she might of even really liked it. Maybe she charged the guy ten bucks or something.

Sounds to me like your "girlfriend" is the little redneck tramp. And since she is your girlgriend that makes you a redneck by default. Why do people always try to blame others when it is in fact themselves that are the ones fokked up.

This guy did nothing most men wouldn't of done. He saw an easy opportunity to get his dork wet and did. Your stupid bitch should prob. thank the guy for the pleasure since it will prob. be the best meat she will ever get.

And if your not a redneck stop acting like one.

DallasStar

weren't you taking a break?

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ByteMe

I couldn't resist. I can just see myself taking a turn with that dorks bitch.

Joneser

When I posted this I had a feeling that you would have to throw you worthless two cents in. I've been looking forward to giving the big bad "blow me", oops I ment to say "byte me" a piece of my mind. What's the matter big man never had a girlfriend that you could trust....thats right, cats like to sleep around don't they? I think I've figured out what your problem is, it's "little mans syndrome". What are you, 5'8" and about a buck-o-five? I've also noticed in previous posts your lame attempts to use "big" words (trying to compensate for something are we?). Have you ever posted anywhere besides the flame forum? NO, the male seaking male personal adds do not count, I'm sorry. So why was the reason that you left OH in the 1st place; afraid that running your mouth was going to get the f@cking snot kicked out of you? As far as you picturing yourself taking a turn w/ this "dorks" girlfriend, somehow it doesn't surprise me. You seem like the rapist type. I guess even the ugly one needs to get laid sometimes, whether they do it illegally or by themself.

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digitalwanderer

It's a set-up! We have a troll trolling for a troll! It looks like someone's is a gunning for ByteMe.

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ByteMe

Lets see... a girlfriend I could trust... Sure, well as far as you can trust any female. you realize they are all whores by nature. Can't get mad at them if they are only staying with nature.

"little mans syndrome" Well I am exactly 6'0", and weigh 174lbs. Not big, but not small.

"big" words. They are only that if you can't understand them. I don't see anyone else complaining.

The original reason I left OH was because my parents moved. I was in 6th grade, not like I had much of a choice.

As far as "running" my mouth goes... yes it has gotten me into a few fights, some I've won... some I didn't... but I still have the balls to say what is on my mind.

And no I am not a rapist. Why should I be when there are so many willing women. Your g/f is a perfect example.

So now instead of dealing with your own problems like a man, you take the easy way out and blame everything on eleyone else. Since that ain't working very well you try and pick on one person. Well, that ain't working either.

Here is a suggestion; take all this energy you put towards unproductive attempts to build your ego and actually use it to do something constructive, like maybe get a girlfriend that ain't such a slut? Or maybe you should get a better job first, it would be hard trying to impress a female with your current position. Heck, there are many things you could do that would help your position in life.

Anyone ever tell you that you have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

Your also one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

As far as your g/f goes; she has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people.

Bitch!

ByteMe

Bla, he almost ain't even fun.


I got a question. Why in the world do you guys let Andrew in here?

digitalwanderer

What, you think we have a choice?

Question: If you happened to write some really cool bulletin board software that was becoming insanely popular on the web, wouldn't you make damned sure you'd left yourself your very own private backdoor so you could dick with anyone you felt like on any of those boards?


Answer: Go ask Andrew yourself!

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down_falllen_666

First off you little shit I am Joneser's g/f. Second you have no idea what the f@ck happened and it doesnt surprise me one bit about your response. Here is a little insight for you...stop running your f@cking mouth!! You have no idea what it is like to be in a relationship.... your hand or your dog doesnt count. Another thing dont you think you should be grateful for women because it was a f@cking woman who brought you in this world...boy do I feel sorry for her or shall I say it?!? Also it is so easy for you to say I am a redneck slut because you know all about us, dont you? But yet I am a redneck slut but you would f@ck me
You could only dream about it. About me sucking d#ck...only privelaged heterosexual indivduals, unlike your queer ass, get my attention. I wouldn't expect a yogurt tosser like you to understand anything I am saying. My b/f doesnt balme anyone except the person that is to blame. For you to sit there and say that you would do the same thing is f@cking sick and it makes me hope you dont have a g/f or kids for that matter. You would probably even f@ck the dead, wouldn't you? Is that how desperate you are? I truly pity you and anyone who has the unfortunate experience in meeting your sorry ass.

Joneser

Damn, looks like the g/f got to rip your ass before I did!

As for females staying w/ nature, not everyone is like you mother, don't be angry w/ the rest of mankind b/c you were raised on a prostitutes daily income.

I got you beat by about seven inches and fifty lbs, so to me, it's little b*tch syndrome. Sorry did I say b*tch, I meant faggot.

Don't lie, you begged mommy and daddy to move b/c you were tired of being picked last for kick ball in gym class, or maybe it was just b/c you didn't want to be made fun of anymore

A perfect example huh! Well, she doesn't have a penis, or four legs, so I think you may be a little confused there.

Dealing w/ my own problems??? I take care of my sh*t, I don't have to sit around all day and make negative remarks on a COMPUTER forum to make myself feel better.So if I offended you by making you think I was going off on you....sorry buddy, if I was going off on you, you would definetely know it!

What was next, oh yeah....my job. Very happy w/ my job, make damn good money! As far as my g/f goes I got $1000 that ssys she could take out your scrawny ass in five min.

So you think I would be better of dead huh, been there once....I kinda like fire.

I think your wasting you time man, I've delt w/ way to many people like you before!

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JavaFox

Yo, FlameZone is a great place to vent and act out-of-character, but don't let it get to you and start posting malicious personal attacks. This isn't a shot across the bow, just friendly advice.

UberLord

Seeing as this whole thead looks like a setup and ByteMe is well - biting something (juries still out on exactly what he's biting) it looks fine to me.

Personal attacks - and any other kind of attack - is perfectly allowed as long as its all tongue-in-cheek stuff

So far, I've only had 1 post reported to me from the flame warzone and this stuff so far is kinda tame by comparsion

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Worthless Munkee

Heres a simple message to Joneser and g/f, why waste your time on reply to ByteMe, all he does is start sh#t. Even if he doesn't believe in what he is saying he says it so he can have a good discussion, so his pathetic life won't look so incredibly pointless. He is like one of those 12 year old kids that go on mIRC and pretend to be a good looking 22 year old girl to have a sex chat. So why waste your time, use it to do something better like discuss important issues like how you are gonna find this redneck guy who tried to slip one in your girl, and vut the guys dick off.

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Ryoko

her story really sounds like a coverup for "i fucked a guy and now i'm pregnant". and don't everyone pick on byteme. that just tells me you need help fighting your own battles.

digitalwanderer

One thing I gotta admit I admire about him is his ability to take it as well as he dishes it out...a very rare trait in a flamer that seperates the ameteur from the artist.

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Joneser

I agree, just wanted to let him kmow that he wasn't the only one who could talk his smack! I will find the guy, maybe tomoorow, maybe three years from now.

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JavaFox

As I recall, Ryoko, you're the one that once said to me, "Hey, don't pick on me! Let's all concentrate on Billy!"

ByteMe

Ahhhh, there ain't nothing sexier than a stupid slut that is pissed off. Are you getting a little wet? Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich... bitch!

And haven't I seen you on Jerry Springer?

ByteMe

She tried, and failed.

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As for females staying w/ nature, not everyone is like you mother, don't be angry w/ the rest of mankind b/c you were raised on a prostitutes daily income.

Ignorance is bliss, eh?

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I got you beat by about seven inches and fifty lbs, so to me, it's little b*tch syndrome. Sorry did I say b*tch, I meant faggot.

So your a big fat slob, what's that prove?

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Dealing w/ my own problems??? I take care of my sh*t, I don't have to sit around all day and make negative remarks on a COMPUTER forum to make myself feel better.So if I offended you by making you think I was going off on you....sorry buddy, if I was going off on you, you would definetely know it!

If you consider calling a female that you let run (sucking whatever di(k she finds) taking care of your own problems then go ahead. And as for offending me BAHAHAHAHA! You aren't intelligent enough to even offend most people here.

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What was next, oh yeah....my job. Very happy w/ my job, make damn good money! As far as my g/f goes I got $1000 that ssys she could take out your scrawny ass in five min.

I'll take that challange with one condition. If I win she sucks my di(k until I (um in her mouth, then she shallows.

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I think your wasting you time man, I've delt w/ way to many people like you before!

You must really like being a victum.

I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.

ByteMe

Your making this harder than it needs to be numbnuts. Someday I'll find someone that is good, until then I guess I'll have to troll for these rednecks.

Oh, you have a good and kind soul. It just doesn't match the rest of you.