Which mods get offended easily ?

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
are all these "c"'s some kind of secret code? or are your keys stuck together from some strange pastime you have?

if you can't even comprehend your own conversation, what is the point of me talking to you?

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by SPANKtheMONKEY
Thats rich! I'd say that over 90% of ur brains are in ur dick which doesn't do much for ur IQ

considering that my dick is 3 times that of your brain, i would say that it isn't such a bad thing. like they say, god gave men a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to operate 1 at a time. in my case, i have fixed that. it turns out very well for the ladies, because i can charm them even while they suck my dick.

Jul 30, 2002, 10:58 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato
considering that my dick is 3 times that of your brain, i would say that it isn't such a bad thing. like they say, god gave men a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to operate 1 at a time. in my case, i have fixed that. it turns out very well for the ladies, because i can charm them even while they suck my dick.

well his brain is an inch in diameter ...... not much to say to that is there baby carrot?

at least you can charm them by kissing their necks as they suck that 3 incher hanging from your head.

SPANKtheMONKEY · Jul 30, 2002, 10:58 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato
considering that my dick is 3 times that of your brain, i would say that it isn't such a bad thing. like they say, god gave men a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to operate 1 at a time. in my case, i have fixed that. it turns out very well for the ladies, because i can charm them even while they suck my dick.

But what do the "ladies" do when they put ur dick back in the pickle jar?

SPANKtheMONKEY · Jul 30, 2002, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
well his brain is an inch in diameter ......

And 14 inches in length

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 11:04 AM

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i'm just going to let this one rest. too many people fantasizing about my dick.

Jul 30, 2002, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato
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i'm just going to let this one rest. too many people fantasizing about my dick.

too many people trying to find it.

SPANKtheMONKEY · Jul 30, 2002, 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
too many people trying to find it.

You can stop looking now - I hear the dog ate it

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 11:14 AM

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Originally posted by SPANKtheMONKEY
You can stop looking now - I hear the dog ate it

yes, poor dog. we had to put her down for that. although, it wasn't really her fault. it just tasted sooo good.

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
too many people trying to find it.

my, i didn't know you were searching. what a strange way to spend your evening.

Jul 30, 2002, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato
my, i didn't know you were searching. what a strange way to spend your evening.

well I dont know ive done worse, ill ask my friends over, the odds of this "Pityful pecker in the pants" game are about the same as the "needle in the haystack" one.

if we find it, whats our prize? your star trek porn collection? I dont want all 30 cds, just a few, your mum likes to watch them when I do her doggie style.

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
well I dont know ive done worse, ill ask my friends over, the odds of this "Pityful pecker in the pants" game are about the same as the "needle in the haystack" one.

if we find it, whats our prize? your star trek porn collection? I dont want all 30 cds, just a few, your mum likes to watch them when I do her doggie style.

if you find it, your prize will be to stay in america for a few days. then you will realize that not every street is a public toilet, not every woman is a man in disguise, and not every irishman wants to kill you. (well, ok, give them 2 hours and they will want to kill your sorry british ass)

SPANKtheMONKEY · Jul 30, 2002, 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato
if you find it, your prize will be to stay in america for a few days. then you will realize that not every street is a public toilet, not every woman is a man in disguise, and not every irishman wants to kill you. (well, ok, give them 2 hours and they will want to kill your sorry british ass)

You live in america! What took j00 so long 2 work it out?

Zardon · Jul 30, 2002, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by Kagato

and not every irishman wants to kill you. (well, ok, give them 2 hours and they will want to kill your sorry british ass)

can we keep the political hate threads to a minimum, that kind of posting is in rather bad taste, especially as I live in Ireland.

~~Kagato~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by Zardon
can we keep the political hate threads to a minimum, that kind of posting is in rather bad taste, especially as I live in Ireland.

sorry if i overstepped the bounds at your forum, administrator, sir...

~~ltofh~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by Zardon
especially as I live in Ireland.

Wow, you do? And you're sober enough to type?!?!?

~~ByteMe~~ · Jul 30, 2002, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by Zardon
can we keep the political hate threads to a minimum, that kind of posting is in rather bad taste, especially as I live in Ireland.

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another.

An Irish homosexual is one who prefers women to drink.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

Doesn't that make your skin crawl?

Jul 30, 2002, 11:04 AM	#36
~~Kagato~~ Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 152 Rep Power: 0	..... i'm just going to let this one rest. too many people fantasizing about my dick.