People with shit rigs posting them in their signatures

Aug 8, 2002, 07:09 AM

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Originally posted by Ryoko
lets see here... i have a ford probe. it gets me up to speed more than fast enough, it can go faster than any speed limit set in place on earth, and it cost me $1200. so, do you have a viper venom, that can get you up to speed more than fast enough, yet can't legally go any faster than my ford probe, and that you paid $90000 for?

if my games don't need any more than a 1ghz, why buy more than a 1ghz? (and i'm using the 2000+ right now anyway.)

i think it's you that's the retard.

you own a ford probe? OMG man, **goes red in embarrasment***, along with that, you have a 1 gig machine and a shitty GF3?, and you dont have sex with women?

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next time I see you in my black viper venom im going to do us all a favour and floor it, "ryoko roadkill". you just miss the whole point of everything man.

life is not about being safe, having a safe system and having a boring middle of the road lamer car and holding your virginity until you are 50 and meet the right wrinkly old bint.

life is about fun, getting laid, speeding and flaming fucking arseheads like you.

you get it now ?

Ryoko · Aug 8, 2002, 08:57 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
you own a ford probe? OMG man, **goes red in embarrasment***, along with that, you have a 1 gig machine and a shitty GF3?, and you dont have sex with women?

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next time I see you in my black viper venom im going to do us all a favour and floor it, "ryoko roadkill". you just miss the whole point of everything man.

life is not about being safe, having a safe system and having a boring middle of the road lamer car and holding your virginity until you are 50 and meet the right wrinkly old bint.

life is about fun, getting laid, speeding and flaming ****ing arseheads like you.

you get it now ?

you don't have fun by getting laid by the neighborhood slut (fun that means anything anyway), you don't have fun when you're taken to jail for going 230mph in your viper, and you don't have fun by owning the best system around. you have fun when you realize that what you already have is what you always wanted. get a life and find out on your own. at your rate, you'll already be 70 by then.

MikeDaMan · Aug 8, 2002, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Billy
man no need to get pissed cause im humping your sister... better than your ma with her saggy tits anyway.

First answer = You wish and the second answer if you get off on visions of having sex with older women you need some serious help. Not only are you pataphile but you mean your cheating on an 11 year old for a mom? WTF is your problem? You are the sorriest piece of human waste on the planet earth. F-ck you, go to hell, you little piece of $hit!!!!

SPANKtheMONKEY · Aug 9, 2002, 04:00 AM

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Originally posted by Ryoko
you don't have fun by getting laid by the neighborhood slut (fun that means anything anyway)

Why does fun have to mean anything?

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you don't have fun when you're taken to jail for going 230mph in your viper

Don't get caught then silly

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and you don't have fun by owning the best system around.

U've never played online then

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you have fun when you realize that what you already have is what you always wanted.

What I really want is to screw the slut next door, drive over 300mph and have the most 1337 system around

Ryoko · Aug 9, 2002, 04:42 AM

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Originally posted by SPANKtheMONKEY
Why does fun have to mean anything?

Don't get caught then silly

U've never played online then

What I really want is to screw the slut next door, drive over 300mph and have the most 1337 system around

you are incredibly dense, and i do not converse with the dense.

"U've never played online then"

of course i have. hell, i could have the earth simulator for a computer but with this 56k, i still will have a hell of a time killing people. i would have better luck with an athlon 500 and a tnt2 pro.

alewisa · Aug 13, 2002, 07:04 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
I have seen some really sad people posting some really SHIT systems in their signatures,

its lowering the class of the forum, so what you think, anyone who posts a Celeron/Duron or a CPU under 1 gigahertz get banned immediately?

Check out the signature... I don't have a Celery, or a Duron... I have an ass-kickin 1Mhz 8bit micro.. And it's still waaaay faster than your latest PC.

Wanna bet? Your PC against mine as stakes? That mine can complete the tasks I do faster than yours, little boy.

Challenge is down. You got the balls? Or does your mouth write checks you can't deliver...

digitalwanderer · Aug 13, 2002, 07:22 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
I dont know what is sadder, that you actually still own that piece of shit system or you are "proud" enough to post it.

lamer.

Sorry, wrong answer! I'm tired of the continual knocking of all my friends systems and am giving you a couple of three days vacation to reconsider your blindly hostile attitude.

If'n you got a problem with that, feel free to PM me...but make it civil.

SPANKtheMONKEY · Aug 14, 2002, 03:11 AM

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Originally posted by digitalwanderer
I'm tired of the continual knocking up of all my friends systems

Geee whiz

I guess Billy didn't take ne precautions

SPANKtheMONKEY · Aug 14, 2002, 03:14 AM

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Originally posted by Ryoko
you are incredibly dense, and i do not converse with the dense.

WTF did u post if u dont converse with the dense?

Unless U are the 1 who is dense

Geez - guess u wuz standing @ the back of the Q. when (insert your diety here) was handing out the brains.

matt761 · Aug 16, 2002, 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Yeti

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PS2 is a great system... so is Dreamcast and PS1... for that matter i have an 8bit nintendo. Oh yeah... i've got about 10-12 486 CPU's around my house from 20-80Mhz (SX, DX, DX2)... 3 comps that are in working order that use them. Also i have a P133, a Cyrix MII300, a couple of Sparc stations 2 PowerPC's...... <deep breath> Pentium II 266 laptop, Pentium II 350, Pentium III 450, AMD Tbird 800. hows that for below the gigahertz mark? And as a matter of fact i think that 486's are excellent CPU's. NASA just loves them and i give them away to anyone who wants to make a keychain. (lol) As for your views on ?slow? computers.... anything 450Mhz or above is way more than enough to run any game.

If u like waiting half an hour to start playing them.

Silentst2000 · Aug 16, 2002, 03:32 PM

Yeah sure you can run a game with a p1 66 mhz...but guess fucking what? That doesn't mean its playable which defeats the purpose of owning a game.......

Smoothdrive · Aug 16, 2002, 09:33 PM

Billy i understand completely!!
USA all the way baby..."mine's bigger than yours yeaaah !!!"
Not saying i agree but i understand

but..to get back on topic..let's just picture a guy doing a paperroute or something for 2 years to be able to save money for a 2nd hand rig..sure it's not top notch..but i bet he's prouder of his hard earned rig than some big spender who just bought the best rig available cause he was bored and could easily afford it.
So let him post it.. if you were a poor kid you would be proud of your rig as well. the value of a rig is not what it sells for in the store that's just the price..the value of a rig is how hard you had to work to get it.

Besides when someone posts a problem with his rig it's easy to help him when he posts his full rig in the sig...

alewisa · Aug 17, 2002, 05:18 AM

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Originally posted by Billy
ohhhhhhhh, temper, temper, and your rig aint shit, its past that, its prehistoric. man do yourself a favour, get a PS2. im embarassed for you.

A$$hole. Here you are slagging peeps off for not having a machine that will be "obsolete" [in your view] in 6 months time, yet you recommend someone go buy a PS2 - do you know what a PS/2 is/was?

Layyyymeeeeerrrrr

Aug 17, 2002, 05:36 AM

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Originally posted by alewisa
A$$hole. Here you are slagging peeps off for not having a machine that will be "obsolete" [in your view] in 6 months time, yet you recommend someone go buy a PS2 - do you know what a PS/2 is/was?

Layyyymeeeeerrrrr

my, my my threads really get people pissed off dont they,

, I didnt know there were so many lamers with shitty computer systems in this forum ... and here they all are posting in defence of their lame ass rigs.

well for someone with such a witty sense of humour in posting such a hilarious rig sig (yawns), its a shame you havent yet worked out the basics of sarcasm.

in future before you post, think about what you saying, then perhaps you wont look like a complete fucking arsewipe.

reno · Aug 17, 2002, 09:16 AM

Billy, they're just pissed because the UK doesn't get anything other than 1ghz durons and sd-ram.

Plus the goddamned limp dick limeys can't afford anything more than heroin and shit smelling toothpaste, how are they going to upgrade their 486s?

Lamers.

Kelsenellenelvian · Aug 17, 2002, 11:00 AM

Oh my god you all are very lame pile of feces if you have nothing better to do than bash on someone you don't even know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

digitalwanderer · Aug 17, 2002, 11:45 AM

She's a sad and lonely little boy who doesn't have any friends so she comes online to try and act "cool". It's kind of pathetic....but hey, that's what we're here for!

FuNsTeR · Aug 17, 2002, 11:46 AM

so tell me billy whats wrong with Darkye's rig it does the job for him .... have you ever wondered that he might have more important things to do than worry about him not having the latest this or that if anything your the shitbag ... you are very hollow if having the lastest hardware gives you a hard on , that really shows you up for the insecure little boy you are

Aug 17, 2002, 11:37 PM

THIS JUST IN:

A Secret agent managed to track down Billy and get some photos of his rig.

Warning!!...Those with weak stomachs should not see this !!!

BILLYs RIG

No wonder hes hiding it...

~~ByteMe~~ · Aug 18, 2002, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by GREEKRAGE
THIS JUST IN:

A Secret agent managed to track down Billy and get some photos of his rig.

Warning!!...Those with weak stomachs should not see this !!!

BILLYs RIG

No wonder hes hiding it...

Dam, that is the SHIT!!!!!!!!!! Bahahahahaha

alewisa · Aug 19, 2002, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by Billy
my, my my threads really get people pissed off dont they, , I didnt know there were so many lamers with shitty computer systems in this forum ... and here they all are posting in defence of their lame ass rigs.

well for someone with such a witty sense of humour in posting such a hilarious rig sig (yawns), its a shame you havent yet worked out the basics of sarcasm.

in future before you post, think about what you saying, then perhaps you wont look like a complete ****ing arsewipe.

No, I read it all with a big grin on me mug, which is what I hope is your intention, and then post back in kind. OTOH, if you are being serious, then perhaps you do have a problem.

I'd guess you are not serious, you have a sense of humour as warped as mine, as you didn't pick up the guantlet earlier.

'Sides, my 8-bits rig are brill. Still got em, still use em.

Aug 16, 2002, 03:32 PM	#71
Silentst2000 Can I be cool? Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 355 Rep Power: 0	Yeah sure you can run a game with a p1 66 mhz...but guess fucking what? That doesn't mean its playable which defeats the purpose of owning a game....... __________________ P4@2.4ghz Radeon 9700pro DDR 400 Nuff said

Aug 16, 2002, 09:33 PM	#72
Smoothdrive Foolish Genius Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Amsterdam Posts: 455 Rep Power: 0	Billy i understand completely!! USA all the way baby..."mine's bigger than yours yeaaah !!!" Not saying i agree but i understand but..to get back on topic..let's just picture a guy doing a paperroute or something for 2 years to be able to save money for a 2nd hand rig..sure it's not top notch..but i bet he's prouder of his hard earned rig than some big spender who just bought the best rig available cause he was bored and could easily afford it. So let him post it.. if you were a poor kid you would be proud of your rig as well. the value of a rig is not what it sells for in the store that's just the price..the value of a rig is how hard you had to work to get it. Besides when someone posts a problem with his rig it's easy to help him when he posts his full rig in the sig... __________________ GA-7VRXP, AMD2000+, 256MB PC-2700 DDR, Radeon 8500LE, 2x Maxtor 740 (40GB) stripe set, AGNeovo X-150.

Aug 17, 2002, 09:16 AM	#75
reno Painlord of Ichor Join Date: May 2002 Location: bloinkin! Posts: 1,610 Rep Power: 0	xg Billy, they're just pissed because the UK doesn't get anything other than 1ghz durons and sd-ram. Plus the goddamned limp dick limeys can't afford anything more than heroin and shit smelling toothpaste, how are they going to upgrade their 486s? Lamers.

Aug 17, 2002, 11:00 AM	#76
Kelsenellenelvian Master of my own Destiny Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: EverDawn Kingdom,TruEarth Posts: 1,394 Rep Power: 0	Oh my god you all are very lame pile of feces if you have nothing better to do than bash on someone you don't even know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ [color=#0000ff] Download Windows Post-Install Wizard v4.3.8 and WPI Lite v1.2 Here [/color][color=red][color=blue][/color][/color]

Aug 17, 2002, 11:45 AM	#77
digitalwanderer Colour Commentator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Highland, IN USA Posts: 5,619 Rep Power: 0	Oh, I know who Billy really is. She's a sad and lonely little boy who doesn't have any friends so she comes online to try and act "cool". It's kind of pathetic....but hey, that's what we're here for! __________________ WTF is up with the sigs?

Aug 17, 2002, 11:46 AM	#78
FuNsTeR Caledonian and Proud Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Darkest Ayrshire Posts: 1,305 Rep Power: 88 System Specs	so tell me billy whats wrong with Darkye's rig it does the job for him .... have you ever wondered that he might have more important things to do than worry about him not having the latest this or that if anything your the shitbag ... you are very hollow if having the lastest hardware gives you a hard on , that really shows you up for the insecure little boy you are __________________ "They say when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear satanic messages ..... but that's nothing, if you play it forward it will install Windows"

Aug 17, 2002, 11:37 PM	#79
GREEKRAGE Guest Posts: n/a	THIS JUST IN: A Secret agent managed to track down Billy and get some photos of his rig. Warning!!...Those with weak stomachs should not see this !!! BILLYs RIG No wonder hes hiding it...