People with shit rigs posting them in their signatures

Aug 3, 2002, 04:52 AM

I have seen some really sad people posting some really SHIT systems in their signatures, this is really sad, and I think on a forum as cool as this, these members should be banned for life immediately. I am embarassed for them. ive even seen some PIII 450 systems being posted !!!!!!!! WTF, GET THE FUCK OUT AND ONTO http://www.lamerassholesystem.net forums.

its lowering the class of the forum, so what you think, anyone who posts a Celeron/Duron or a CPU under 1 gigahertz get banned immediately?

Also can I suggest that those who dont have a decent XP system or P4 system, but arent falling into the lamer category can only post a maximum number of posts a day until they upgrade.

Also anyone with a GF2 or ANY ATI card under a 8500 should be banned. and any people with a matrox parhelia should legally post 3dmark2001 scores to prove its not a pile of shit.

ok, good, now you read that, shut the fuck up, oh yeah and thanks.

SPANKtheMONKEY · Aug 3, 2002, 05:21 AM

WTF is it with 3133715/\/\ here?

First the admins get penis extensions with their mighty avatars, titles and images in sigs
Now u wanna ban every1 with crappy PC's??

I think ur just saything this 'cas ur too embarased to put ur sys specs in ur sig 'cas ur soooooo embarased about it.

screw u billy

Malus · Aug 3, 2002, 07:58 AM

Look! A shitty computer in my signature! Oh my God! Why don't you go fuck yourself, fucking inbred wanker. . .

~~Sourcer_2002~~ · Aug 3, 2002, 09:02 AM

Dude this site is not about who has the best f*ckin rig it's here for people unlike you

digitalwanderer · Aug 3, 2002, 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by Sourcer_2002
Dude this site is not about who has the best f*ckin rig it's here for people unlike you

Yeah, what he said. I'd just also like to add that this site ain't about what kind of rig you got, it's about what you do/can do to that rig to get it to work better.

~~Sourcer_2002~~ · Aug 3, 2002, 09:50 AM

Thats what i was tryin to say but im out of it today

Aug 3, 2002, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by Malus
Look! A shitty computer in my signature! Oh my God! Why don't you go **** yourself, ****ing inbred wanker. . .

ohhhhhhhh, temper, temper, and your rig aint shit, its past that, its prehistoric. man do yourself a favour, get a PS2. im embarassed for you.

Malus · Aug 3, 2002, 11:41 AM

Lol. I can play games at max settings. I don't feel the need to buy a new rig, or a PS2 for that matter.

Aug 3, 2002, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Malus
Lol. I can play games at max settings. I don't feel the need to buy a new rig, or a PS2 for that matter.

what settings do you use on solitaire? 1024x768? 8 aniso? 4x AA?

~~ByteMe~~ · Aug 3, 2002, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by Billy
what settings do you use on solitaire? 1024x768? 8 aniso? 4x AA?

Yawn, you remind me of a laxative. You bore the shit out of me.

Aug 3, 2002, 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by ByteMe
Yawn, you remind me of a laxative. You bore the shit out of me.

yes we can all see it on your chin........

Desert_Siege · Aug 3, 2002, 04:42 PM

What do you think.....pretty kewl eh?

~~ByteMe~~ · Aug 3, 2002, 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by Billy
yes we can all see it on your chin........

chin? Your the only person I know that has double chins all the way down to your stomach.

~~ByteMe~~ · Aug 3, 2002, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Desert_Siege
What do you think.....pretty kewl eh?

I think you're ugly, your dick is short, no one likes you, shut the fu(k up.

MikeDaMan · Aug 3, 2002, 06:51 PM

So Billy..What Happened? Let me guess, You woke up this morning took a pi$$ and finally realized your half-inch penis aint the average side and decided to take your anger out on the forum! Are you proud to work your a$$ off to get more money to invest into your $hit rig, lose your social life so you can say hey...at least my computers better than yours!!! WTF does that prove, your just a low-life son of a bitch who thinks your the $hit because you're a complete dumbass! Its people like you that pi$$ me off..and if you dont like my post you can suck my dick so shut the fu*k up bit*h!!!!

~~ByteMe~~ · Aug 3, 2002, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by MikeDaMan
So Billy..What Happened? Let me guess, You woke up this morning took a pi$$ and finally realized your half-inch penis aint the average side and decided to take your anger out on the forum! Are you proud to work your a$$ off to get more money to invest into your $hit rig, lose your social life so you can say hey...at least my computers better than yours!!! WTF does that prove, your just a low-life son of a bitch who thinks your the $hit because you're a complete dumbass! Its people like you that pi$$ me off..and if you dont like my post you can suck my dick so shut the fu*k up bit*h!!!!

Who put a quarter in your slot?

Don't smoke marijuana, this could happen to you.

MikeDaMan · Aug 3, 2002, 08:37 PM

[quote][i]Originally posted by ByteMe

Quote:

Who put a quarter in your slot?
Don't smoke marijuana, this could happen to you.

Yea, well I thought I'd start a nice flame with this Billy f-cker!

~~ByteMe~~ · Aug 3, 2002, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by MikeDaMan
Yea, well I thought I'd start a nice flame with this Billy f-cker!

Well in that case.... have at it. It should be a short flame.

Maybe we should only flame the mods.... Little bit more at "risk" there. Kinda would be more exciting. Then again, maybe not with these.

Aug 4, 2002, 01:20 AM

Congrats !! Billy !!

Good one !!

You really got a rise outa these guys.

A little adrenaline to start ones day is great.

Yeti · Aug 4, 2002, 05:26 AM

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ohhhhhhhh, temper, temper, and your rig aint shit, its past that, its prehistoric. man do yourself a favour, get a PS2. im embarassed for you.

PS2 is a great system... so is Dreamcast and PS1... for that matter i have an 8bit nintendo. Oh yeah... i've got about 10-12 486 CPU's around my house from 20-80Mhz (SX, DX, DX2)... 3 comps that are in working order that use them. Also i have a P133, a Cyrix MII300, a couple of Sparc stations 2 PowerPC's...... <deep breath> Pentium II 266 laptop, Pentium II 350, Pentium III 450, AMD Tbird 800. hows that for below the gigahertz mark? And as a matter of fact i think that 486's are excellent CPU's. NASA just loves them and i give them away to anyone who wants to make a keychain. (lol) As for your views on ?slow? computers.... anything 450Mhz or above is way more than enough to run any game.

MikeDaMan · Aug 4, 2002, 01:25 PM

Billy I got a nice big di*k you can suck to shut that hole in your face!

Ryoko · Aug 4, 2002, 07:34 PM

mike - i think you scared him.

billy - my athlon xp is less than 200mhz behind yours, and my viddy card is also just barely behind yours, so shut the fuck up.

MikeDaMan · Aug 4, 2002, 08:04 PM

WOW I didnt think you would be allowed to say fuck in this forum....guess not!
In that case fuck you billy and if you've got the balls to come back all be ready for another round in kicking your ass!

Edit: My dirty mouth was censored..I thought I could be like Ryoko

~~ByteMe~~ · Aug 5, 2002, 12:35 PM

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Originally posted by MikeDaMan
WOW I didnt think you would be allowed to say **** in this forum....guess not!
In that case **** you billy and if you've got the balls to come back all be ready for another round in kicking your ass!

Edit: My dirty mouth was censored..I thought I could be like Ryoko

Whatever happened to the flame you had against billy? HEY, where is that lame fokker?

Howlin'Psycho · Aug 5, 2002, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by ByteMe
Whatever happened to the flame you had against billy? HEY, where is that lame fokker?

I think he realized that it was in fact his own rig that actually sucked the most.

Go fast!

howlin

MikeDaMan · Aug 5, 2002, 01:19 PM

I think Billy was too much of a pu$$y to come back and say something. That flame was starting to get good though!

Silentst2000 · Aug 5, 2002, 01:29 PM

I've never laughed this hard in a good while. Thanks

SPANKtheMONKEY · Aug 6, 2002, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by Silentst2000
I've never laughed this hard in a good while. Thanks

Obviously u haven't look in a mirror of l8

JavaFox · Aug 6, 2002, 04:51 AM

I dunno about that, Yeti. I don't wanna play any game on a system slower than 1GHz.

digitalwanderer · Aug 6, 2002, 05:17 AM

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Originally posted by JavaFox
I dunno about that, Yeti. I don't wanna play any game on a system slower than 1GHz.

My humble PIII800@944 begs to differ with ya.

Aug 3, 2002, 04:52 AM	#1
Billy Guest Posts: n/a	People with shit rigs posting them in their signatures I have seen some really sad people posting some really SHIT systems in their signatures, this is really sad, and I think on a forum as cool as this, these members should be banned for life immediately. I am embarassed for them. ive even seen some PIII 450 systems being posted !!!!!!!! WTF, GET THE FUCK OUT AND ONTO http://www.lamerassholesystem.net forums. its lowering the class of the forum, so what you think, anyone who posts a Celeron/Duron or a CPU under 1 gigahertz get banned immediately? Also can I suggest that those who dont have a decent XP system or P4 system, but arent falling into the lamer category can only post a maximum number of posts a day until they upgrade. Also anyone with a GF2 or ANY ATI card under a 8500 should be banned. and any people with a matrox parhelia should legally post 3dmark2001 scores to prove its not a pile of shit. ok, good, now you read that, shut the fuck up, oh yeah and thanks.

Aug 3, 2002, 05:21 AM	#2
SPANKtheMONKEY 1 skin, 2 skin, 3 skin ........ Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: In ur pr0n stash Posts: 108 Rep Power: 0	WTF is it with 3133715/\/\ here? First the admins get penis extensions with their mighty avatars, titles and images in sigs Now u wanna ban every1 with crappy PC's?? I think ur just saything this 'cas ur too embarased to put ur sys specs in ur sig 'cas ur soooooo embarased about it. screw u billy __________________ Spank me - spank the monkey Spank me - spank the monkey Spank me - spank the monkey Spank me - spank the monkey Spank me - spank the monkey Still working out if the Angle of the Dangle is inversly proportional to the Heat of the Beat

Aug 3, 2002, 07:58 AM	#3
Malus BSD SMASH! Join Date: May 2002 Location: A rabbit hole. . . Posts: 1,170 Rep Power: 0	Look! A shitty computer in my signature! Oh my God! Why don't you go fuck yourself, fucking inbred wanker. . . __________________ quad (FreeBSD/amd64 8-CURRENT): Intel Q6600 - Asus P5E-VM HDMI - 2x2 GB Kingston PC6400 DDR2 Ram - Seagate 320GB 7200RPM HD - 2xSeagate 1TB 7200RPM HD in RAID 1 via ZFS - Lite-On 20x DVD Multi Recorder - Coolermaster Centurion 5 router (FreeBSD/amd64 8-CURRENT): Intel E4500 - Intel D945GCNL - 2 GB PC6400 Mushkin Ram - Lite-On 48x24x48x16 - Seagate 320GB 7200RPM HD - Silverstone SST-SG02-F wanderer (FreeBSD/i386 7-CURRENT): Lenovo Thinkpad T61p mini (OS X 10.5): Intel Core 2 Duo @ 1.8Ghz, 4 GB Mushkin PC5400 Ram - Headroom MicroDAC Portable sound: Rockboxed iPod Video -> Westone UM2's Not-So-Portable Sound: Headroon MicroDAC -> Singlepower PPX3-SLAM -> Grado RS-1's or Beyerdynamic DT-880's Very-Not-Portable-Sound: Squeezebox v3 -> Denon AVR-1507 -> B&W 683's & Sunfire HRS-10

Aug 3, 2002, 11:41 AM	#8
Malus BSD SMASH! Join Date: May 2002 Location: A rabbit hole. . . Posts: 1,170 Rep Power: 0	Lol. I can play games at max settings. I don't feel the need to buy a new rig, or a PS2 for that matter. __________________ quad (FreeBSD/amd64 8-CURRENT): Intel Q6600 - Asus P5E-VM HDMI - 2x2 GB Kingston PC6400 DDR2 Ram - Seagate 320GB 7200RPM HD - 2xSeagate 1TB 7200RPM HD in RAID 1 via ZFS - Lite-On 20x DVD Multi Recorder - Coolermaster Centurion 5 router (FreeBSD/amd64 8-CURRENT): Intel E4500 - Intel D945GCNL - 2 GB PC6400 Mushkin Ram - Lite-On 48x24x48x16 - Seagate 320GB 7200RPM HD - Silverstone SST-SG02-F wanderer (FreeBSD/i386 7-CURRENT): Lenovo Thinkpad T61p mini (OS X 10.5): Intel Core 2 Duo @ 1.8Ghz, 4 GB Mushkin PC5400 Ram - Headroom MicroDAC Portable sound: Rockboxed iPod Video -> Westone UM2's Not-So-Portable Sound: Headroon MicroDAC -> Singlepower PPX3-SLAM -> Grado RS-1's or Beyerdynamic DT-880's Very-Not-Portable-Sound: Squeezebox v3 -> Denon AVR-1507 -> B&W 683's & Sunfire HRS-10

Aug 3, 2002, 04:42 PM	#12
Desert_Siege Professional Slacker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: KY Posts: 274 Rep Power: 0	Check out my MIGHTY system!! What do you think.....pretty kewl eh?

Aug 3, 2002, 09:02 AM	#4
~~Sourcer_2002~~ BANNED Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Indiana , USA Posts: 2,677 Rep Power: 0	Dude this site is not about who has the best f*ckin rig it's here for people unlike you

Aug 3, 2002, 09:50 AM	#6
~~Sourcer_2002~~ BANNED Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Indiana , USA Posts: 2,677 Rep Power: 0	Thats what i was tryin to say but im out of it today

Aug 3, 2002, 06:51 PM	#15
MikeDaMan DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 874 Rep Power: 0	So Billy..What Happened? Let me guess, You woke up this morning took a pi$$ and finally realized your half-inch penis aint the average side and decided to take your anger out on the forum! Are you proud to work your a$$ off to get more money to invest into your $hit rig, lose your social life so you can say hey...at least my computers better than yours!!! WTF does that prove, your just a low-life son of a bitch who thinks your the $hit because you're a complete dumbass! Its people like you that pi$$ me off..and if you dont like my post you can suck my dick so shut the fuk up bith!!!! __________________ DFI Lanpart UT 250GB motherboard. 1GB 2X512 Crucial Ballistix PC 3200. AMD Athlon 64 3400+. Retail ATI Radeon X850XT PE AGP

Aug 4, 2002, 01:20 AM	#19
GREEKRAGE Guest Posts: n/a	Congrats !! Billy !! Good one !! You really got a rise outa these guys. A little adrenaline to start ones day is great.

Aug 4, 2002, 01:25 PM	#21
MikeDaMan DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 874 Rep Power: 0	Billy I got a nice big di*k you can suck to shut that hole in your face! __________________ DFI Lanpart UT 250GB motherboard. 1GB 2X512 Crucial Ballistix PC 3200. AMD Athlon 64 3400+. Retail ATI Radeon X850XT PE AGP

Aug 4, 2002, 07:34 PM	#22
Ryoko American Soldier Join Date: May 2002 Location: Williamsburg, VA Posts: 1,725 Rep Power: 0	mike - i think you scared him. billy - my athlon xp is less than 200mhz behind yours, and my viddy card is also just barely behind yours, so shut the fuck up.

Aug 4, 2002, 08:04 PM	#23
MikeDaMan DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 874 Rep Power: 0	WOW I didnt think you would be allowed to say fuck in this forum....guess not! In that case fuck you billy and if you've got the balls to come back all be ready for another round in kicking your ass! Edit: My dirty mouth was censored..I thought I could be like Ryoko __________________ DFI Lanpart UT 250GB motherboard. 1GB 2X512 Crucial Ballistix PC 3200. AMD Athlon 64 3400+. Retail ATI Radeon X850XT PE AGP

Aug 5, 2002, 01:19 PM	#26
MikeDaMan DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 874 Rep Power: 0	I think Billy was too much of a pu$$y to come back and say something. That flame was starting to get good though! __________________ DFI Lanpart UT 250GB motherboard. 1GB 2X512 Crucial Ballistix PC 3200. AMD Athlon 64 3400+. Retail ATI Radeon X850XT PE AGP

Aug 5, 2002, 01:29 PM	#27
Silentst2000 Can I be cool? Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 355 Rep Power: 0	I've never laughed this hard in a good while. Thanks __________________ P4@2.4ghz Radeon 9700pro DDR 400 Nuff said

Aug 6, 2002, 04:51 AM	#29
JavaFox E Pluribus Unum Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,203 Rep Power: 0	I dunno about that, Yeti. I don't wanna play any game on a system slower than 1GHz.