Far Cry

JavaFox · May 27, 2004, 12:49 AM

This game fucking sucks.

That is all.

**dj_stick** · May 27, 2004, 03:58 AM

you will get flamed for that

Vampyromaniac · May 27, 2004, 09:26 AM

What was so bad about it?
I've only played the first little demo they released.

btw, nice to see you on DH again, Java

**dj_stick** · May 27, 2004, 12:01 PM

i myself have never played the game so i refuse to comment

JavaFox · May 27, 2004, 12:25 PM

Nice to see you too, Vampy!

germanjulian · May 27, 2004, 03:33 PM

its certainly doesnt suck. maybe all the reviews of the game dont reflect ur playing style. if u dont like fps games dont play it. good game

Billy Toaster · May 27, 2004, 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by JavaFox
This game fucking sucks.

That is all.

Ive the cure for you: edit registry key in software/farcry dword 34565 alter reg key from 12432250-4523 to 1293232032-1234

this enables "retard" difficulty and all the enemies will act like michael jackson and moonwalk making them easier to shoot. you should find it easier at this setting.

If this doesnt help, then fuck off.

That is all

JavaFox · May 27, 2004, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by BillyToaster
this enables "retard" difficulty and all the enemies will act like michael jackson and moonwalk making them easier to shoot. you should find it easier at this setting.

I beat the game already, jerk.

And I love FPS. This game just sucks and you are all just wooed by the graphics. It is pretty, but it is ultimately unrewarding and is full of bullshit enemies, crappy and unresponsive controls, and an awful save system. Every level is worse than the last. It just isn't any good.

Billy Toaster · May 27, 2004, 05:07 PM

So let me get this straight.

you say the game sucks, the controls are crap along with the enemies, and yet you played ALL the levels and beat it?!

you are either an absolute twat or a total liar. im going with the former.

JavaFox · May 27, 2004, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by BillyToaster
So let me get this straight.

you say the game sucks, the controls are crap along with the enemies, and yet you played ALL the levels and beat it?!

you are either an absolute twat or a total liar. im going with the former.

Yes.

You're probably a shitty poster.

Billy Toaster · May 27, 2004, 07:52 PM

thats pretty rich coming from a dude who posts about games he loathes with a great intensity, yet spends quite some time BEATING (apparently - I still think you cant get out of the first building and dislike the game because its simply too hard for you). This coming from a dude with a FOX avatar who uses the motto from the first Great Seal of the United States by John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, and Thomas Jefferson in 1776. this coming from a patriotic american with little grasp of worldwide politics.

All screams to me "wannabe intellectual" and "total asshole".

JavaFox · May 27, 2004, 08:43 PM

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Originally posted by BillyToaster
thats pretty rich coming from a dude who posts about games he loathes with a great intensity, yet spends quite some time BEATING (apparently - I still think you cant get out of the first building and dislike the game because its simply too hard for you).

Somehow I doubt you have the prowess or ability to even install this game, let alone play it. If you'd like some help with it, though, I'd be glad to offer it.

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This coming from a dude with a FOX avatar who uses the motto from the first Great Seal of the United States by John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, and Thomas Jefferson in 1776. this coming from a patriotic american with little grasp of worldwide politics.

All screams to me "wannabe intellectual" and "total asshole".

It would behoove you, I think, to stick to talking about things you know -- you know, things like fart humor and masturbation. It makes you look like a fool when you comment on things you don't know a damn thing about, like my background or politics. I'd be more than happy to go toe to toe with you on international relations theory but I'm relatively sure you can't even pronounce the phrase, let alone form coherent thoughts on the matter.

The only thing that screams in this thread is the shittiness of your posting. Perhaps you might stick to a forum that's more suited to your intelligence level? You're out of place here, idiot.

Billy Toaster · May 27, 2004, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by JavaFox
Somehow I doubt you have the prowess or ability to even install this game, let alone play it. If you'd like some help with it, though, I'd be glad to offer it.

well if I did play it, if I thought it sucked I wouldnt go through every level, then come onto a forum and say "THIS IS FUCKING CRAP". id install it, play it for a little until I realised it sucked, deinstall it, then look at the pictures of your mum in bondage gear again with the dildos.

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It would behoove you, I think, to stick to talking about things you know -- you know, things like fart humor and masturbation. It makes you look like a fool when you comment on things you don't know a damn thing about, like my background or politics. I'd be more than happy to go toe to toe with you on international relations theory but I'm relatively sure you can't even pronounce the phrase, let alone form coherent thoughts on the matter.

Pronounce what? behoove? yeah I think ill stick to words that dont make me sound like a right pompous tit with a tiny weiner trying to impress the kids because all he does is jack off in bed alone at night while his mum pumps all the guys who live in the street in the room next door. "Makes me look like fool when I comment on things I dont know?" damn you have made a right profession of that here I would have thought you would be willing to show me the ropes.

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The only thing that screams in this thread is the shittiness of your posting. Perhaps you might stick to a forum that's more suited to your intelligence level? You're out of place here, idiot.

aimgirl? is that the site you go on and post pictures of yourself in nylon stockings and sado masks while some big black guy has a good time with you? I dont think there is room enough for both of us there - the exploits of the legendary java "shemale" fox would just put me in the shade, so ill stick over here and toast some foxes, thanks

**Roadee** · May 28, 2004, 03:43 AM

Oh my god was that funny as hell........quick.......someone mass produce the medication they have Billy on!!!

Billy Toaster · May 28, 2004, 10:03 AM

oh wonderful now we have the moderator who loves to OD on smilies in here.

**dj_stick** · May 28, 2004, 12:14 PM

yeh what the fuck ARE you taking you tripper?

Dom · May 28, 2004, 03:59 PM

Java! You dear speak blasphemy about FarCry?!

No_Style · May 28, 2004, 08:26 PM

FarCry was good, but I think it's overrated. Way too many bugs which hinder gameplay. Graphically a work of art though. It's sort of like an interactive art gallery, like Unreal 2

JavaFox · May 28, 2004, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by No_Style
FarCry was good, but I think it's overrated. Way too many bugs which hinder gameplay. Graphically a work of art though. It's sort of like an interactive art gallery, like Unreal 2

It succeeds as a tech demo, but fails utterly as a game.

Dom · May 28, 2004, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by Dom
Java! You dear speak blasphemy about FarCry?!

Hey, look! I spelled "dare" - "dear". I'm such an asshole.

**dj_stick** · May 28, 2004, 10:20 PM

flaming urself, and failing badly

Billy Toaster · May 29, 2004, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by dj_stick
flaming urself, and failing badly

at least he makes it obvious. you are such a total retard you just post and flame yourself with your stupidity. embarassing.

**dj_stick** · May 29, 2004, 12:00 PM

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Originally posted by BillyToaster
â€¦total retardâ€¦

takes one to know one

Billy Toaster · May 29, 2004, 12:52 PM

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Originally posted by dj_stick
takes one to know one

damn did I miss tastyweat licking your ass in this thread again? ill go check out www.imamasivefagwithatinyweiner.com to see if your gallery has been updated.

**dj_stick** · May 29, 2004, 12:54 PM

get outta fantasy land and back into the real world

Billy Toaster · May 29, 2004, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by dj_stick
get outta fantasy land and back into the real world

the kX forum you mean?

yes the real world of geeks and asswipes with no idea how to use a PC. you are beyond pathetic you australian kangaroo fucker.

**dj_stick** · May 29, 2004, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by BillyToaster
the kX forum you mean? yes the real world of geeks and asswipes with no idea how to use a PC. you are beyond pathetic you australian kangaroo fucker.

jesus you cna;t think of anything to say except "kangaroo fucker" holy shit you fucking sterotypical racist.
you seriously need to think up some more imaginative flames, there were funny at first but after a hundred of the same thing, it gets repetitive

Billy Toaster · May 29, 2004, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by dj_stick
jesus you cna;t think of anything to say except "kangaroo fucker" holy shit you fucking sterotypical racist.
you seriously need to think up some more imaginative flames, there were funny at first but after a hundred of the same thing, it gets repetitive

Im not racist, im animalist. I like kangaroos, they are nice with a little bit of red wine sauce - nicely sauteed, some cheese and some sweet potatoes with garlic.

And yes you are still a total dogs testicle.

**dj_stick** · May 29, 2004, 01:01 PM

kangaroo does taste nice i will admit that

Billy Toaster · May 29, 2004, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by dj_stick
kangaroo does taste nice i will admit that

does your pimp let you have some?

May 27, 2004, 12:49 AM	#1
JavaFox E Pluribus Unum Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,203 Rep Power: 0	Far Cry This game fucking sucks. That is all.

May 27, 2004, 09:26 AM	#3
Vampyromaniac confutatis maledictis Join Date: May 2002 Location: somewhere dark Posts: 5,974 Rep Power: 77 System Specs	What was so bad about it? I've only played the first little demo they released. btw, nice to see you on DH again, Java __________________ *Digitalis 3.3* Athlon 64 3000 // ASUS K8V SE Deluxe // 1024MB PC3200 (2-2-2-10 1T) ATI All-In-Wonder 9700 Pro // 20" Dell 2005FPW (DVI) M-Audio Revo 7.1 + Philips Acoustic Edge // Klipsch ProMedia 2.1 320/16 Western Digital WD3200KS + 120/8 Seagate 7200.7 NEC ND-3550A 16x DVD±RW + Lite-On 52x24x CD-RW Antec Sonata case // 480W Antec TruePower personal bests \|\| Aq'3: 46796 \| 3D'01: 20461 \| 3D'03: 6336 \| 3D'05: 2677 \| PC'04: 4605 \| PC'02: 7691,9092,1250

May 27, 2004, 03:33 PM	#6
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May 28, 2004, 03:43 AM	#14
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May 28, 2004, 08:26 PM	#18
No_Style Styleless Wonder Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Ottawa, Ontario Posts: 6,034 Rep Power: 0	I concur FarCry was good, but I think it's overrated. Way too many bugs which hinder gameplay. Graphically a work of art though. It's sort of like an interactive art gallery, like Unreal 2 __________________ "The Best Style Is No Style" Specifications Here

May 27, 2004, 12:25 PM	Thread Starter #5
JavaFox E Pluribus Unum Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,203 Rep Power: 0	Nice to see you too, Vampy!

May 27, 2004, 05:07 PM	#9
Billy Toaster f(*k you Join Date: May 2004 Location: hell Posts: 293 Rep Power: 0	So let me get this straight. you say the game sucks, the controls are crap along with the enemies, and yet you played ALL the levels and beat it?! you are either an absolute twat or a total liar. im going with the former.

May 27, 2004, 07:52 PM	#11
Billy Toaster f(*k you Join Date: May 2004 Location: hell Posts: 293 Rep Power: 0	thats pretty rich coming from a dude who posts about games he loathes with a great intensity, yet spends quite some time BEATING (apparently - I still think you cant get out of the first building and dislike the game because its simply too hard for you). This coming from a dude with a FOX avatar who uses the motto from the first Great Seal of the United States by John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, and Thomas Jefferson in 1776. this coming from a patriotic american with little grasp of worldwide politics. All screams to me "wannabe intellectual" and "total asshole".

May 28, 2004, 10:03 AM	#15
Billy Toaster f(*k you Join Date: May 2004 Location: hell Posts: 293 Rep Power: 0	oh wonderful now we have the moderator who loves to OD on smilies in here.

May 28, 2004, 03:59 PM	#17
Dom DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 12,940 Rep Power: 0	Java! You dear speak blasphemy about FarCry?!