Any bets on whom fokked up?

~~ByteMe~~ · Aug 31, 2002, 03:51 AM

Think it was Andrew, or Zar... or maybe one of the goofy mods (that fokked this place up)?

I have a theory.... it involves Andrew, Zar and Dig along with 2 sheep, a horse and a monkey.

TiredGeek · Sep 1, 2002, 08:40 AM

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Think it was Andrew, or Zar... or maybe one of the goofy mods (that fokked this place up)?

????????????? Explain please, me not know what you talk about

Zardon · Sep 1, 2002, 08:45 AM

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Originally posted by TiredGeek
????????????? Explain please, me not know what you talk about

I dont think even he understands what he talks about.. but I think in his own, intellicual, lovable way he means, why so much downtime.

If I could be bothered id detail the high server load with 800,000 hits a day, the software glitches and other problems we are trying to fix.

but that aint any of byte mes business, and he would hardly be the first person id tell anything to

TiredGeek · Sep 1, 2002, 08:56 AM

Yes, you have downtime

But with a site as popular as this it's not suprising. If we can't afford to give money then we are just gonna have to learn to live with it

kinetic · Sep 1, 2002, 10:33 AM

Its frustrating but only because I love it so much!

Anyway it makes a change eating with the family, instead of my wife pushing it under the door!

fornicatarachnid · Sep 1, 2002, 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by ByteMe

I have a theory.... it involves Andrew, Zar and Dig along with 2 sheep, a horse and a monkey.

lol lol

Sep 9, 2002, 02:44 AM

zardon i love this site. and i would love it more if you gave ME donations

~~ByteMe~~ · Sep 22, 2002, 07:42 PM

Anyone notice the down time yesterday? Any bets on whom zar tries to blame this time. I bet he blames poor old andrew. Listen up zar... give Andrew a break. He can't help it if he was molested his entire life, physically and mentally. He also can not help your addiction to masterbation at the keyboard. Maybe you should buy a spare keyboard and NOT plug it in for your fantasies. Stop taking this place down. You really expect us to believe Andrew's software EVER needs maintenience that can't be done while it is up?

Zar, I suggest you commit yourself to a Psychiatric hospital before what is left of your sanity disappears, and you be left strapped upright in a chair; fed mushy peas (and other non-solids) with a rubber spoon in a darkened room with only your tortured and erratic fantasies for comfort, and occasional self-pleasuring.

Zardon · Sep 22, 2002, 07:51 PM

this strange fixation with me is becoming a little disturbing.

digitalwanderer · Sep 22, 2002, 08:09 PM

The damned sheep tripped over the server's power cord. Sorry, my bad.

~~ByteMe~~ · Sep 22, 2002, 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by Zardon
this strange fixation with me is becoming a little disturbing.

Don't flatter yourself. Your just the fattest target to aim at.

~~ByteMe~~ · Sep 22, 2002, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by digitalwanderer
The damned sheep tripped over the server's power cord. Sorry, my bad.

So how did zar threaten you to "admit" to this?

digitalwanderer · Sep 22, 2002, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by ByteMe
So how did zar threaten you to "admit" to this?

One word: photos!

Zardon · Sep 22, 2002, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by ByteMe
Don't flatter yourself. Your just the fattest target to aim at.

well once you start talking about other things and not these strange fixations of me playing with myself all the time, ill change my mind.

right now, you are one of the weirdest people ive met online, and ive met quite a few, most of them are on the staff.

~~ByteMe~~ · Sep 22, 2002, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by Zardon

right now, you are one of the weirdest people ive met online, and ive met quite a few, most of them are on the staff.

Proof I was right and it IS a requirement for the job.

Lord save me from your followers.

Zardon · Sep 22, 2002, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by ByteMe
Proof I was right and it IS a requirement for the job.

Lord save me from your followers.

you are on the staff, now go get me some fries with the burger man.

~~ByteMe~~ · Sep 22, 2002, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by Zardon
you are on the staff, now go get me some fries with the burger man.

yes'em boss man. Would you like to super size that?

Your so fat, a picture of you would take 3 hrs to download on a 56k modem.

Zardon · Sep 22, 2002, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by ByteMe
yes'em boss man. Would you like to super size that?

Your so fat, a picture of you would take 3 hrs to download on a 56k modem.

and who said sensible debate is dead ! ROFL

you really are quite cute in a lost dog kinda way, can we keep him digital as a pet? please?

digitalwanderer · Sep 22, 2002, 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by ByteMe
Would you like to super size that?

You're damned right it'd be super-sized, the whole damned region would flare up in that kind of conflict! It isn't so simple as just nuking one country all gone, it's....

...it's...

...it's the entirely wrong forum and wrong thread. Damn it, but these cross-board arguments/discussions start getting me all confused!!!!

EDITED BITS: Sorry, I hate inside jokes too. I'm refering to a bit of a debate me and ByteMe are having over here at that other place who's name shall not be spoken.

Aug 31, 2002, 03:51 AM	#1
~~ByteMe~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 761 Rep Power: 0	Any bets on whom fokked up? Think it was Andrew, or Zar... or maybe one of the goofy mods (that fokked this place up)? I have a theory.... it involves Andrew, Zar and Dig along with 2 sheep, a horse and a monkey.

Sep 1, 2002, 08:56 AM	#4
TiredGeek DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Yorkshire, UK Posts: 36 Rep Power: 0	Yes, you have downtime But with a site as popular as this it's not suprising. If we can't afford to give money then we are just gonna have to learn to live with it __________________ Never trust a man whom, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on.

Sep 22, 2002, 08:09 PM	#10
digitalwanderer Colour Commentator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Highland, IN USA Posts: 5,619 Rep Power: 0	Wrong, it was me this time. The damned sheep tripped over the server's power cord. Sorry, my bad. __________________ WTF is up with the sigs?

Sep 1, 2002, 10:33 AM	#5
kinetic DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Manchester England Posts: 2,559 Rep Power: 0	Its frustrating but only because I love it so much! Anyway it makes a change eating with the family, instead of my wife pushing it under the door!

Sep 9, 2002, 02:44 AM	#7
generalstupid Guest Posts: n/a	zardon i love this site. and i would love it more if you gave ME donations

Sep 22, 2002, 07:42 PM	Thread Starter #8
~~ByteMe~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 761 Rep Power: 0	Anyone notice the down time yesterday? Any bets on whom zar tries to blame this time. I bet he blames poor old andrew. Listen up zar... give Andrew a break. He can't help it if he was molested his entire life, physically and mentally. He also can not help your addiction to masterbation at the keyboard. Maybe you should buy a spare keyboard and NOT plug it in for your fantasies. Stop taking this place down. You really expect us to believe Andrew's software EVER needs maintenience that can't be done while it is up? Zar, I suggest you commit yourself to a Psychiatric hospital before what is left of your sanity disappears, and you be left strapped upright in a chair; fed mushy peas (and other non-solids) with a rubber spoon in a darkened room with only your tortured and erratic fantasies for comfort, and occasional self-pleasuring.

Sep 22, 2002, 07:51 PM	#9
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 179	this strange fixation with me is becoming a little disturbing.