wut are your bad experiences while watching pr0n?

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jul 25, 2004, 05:28 AM

please no details of the video or where u got it lol

but tell us wtf were u doing and about your close encounters by your family member or gf or anyone

or any bad experiences you had lol. maybe u saw something and wanted to try it on your gf or wife and it went terribly wrong, or you were watching and your kid walked in lol.

i never have gotten caught in the last 4 yrs ive been using the net for this miracle, but my godbro's friend got screwed

he downloaded a nice video supposedly, he waited for his family to leave, he got popcorn and turns on his video, its 2 guys going at it... errr

pr0digal jenius · Jul 25, 2004, 09:25 AM

lol....i deleted all mine when i got a girlfriend over a year ago, and to be completely honest havnt watched any since....grog's scantily clad women are about the closest i've come...lol

**dj_stick** · Jul 25, 2004, 09:26 AM

my friend once had all the porn stuff on his computer playing one after the other… he forgot that he had gay porn there (don't ask me why) and now has to live with the fact that he blew his load over two men

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jul 26, 2004, 03:10 AM

thats disgusting

my bro is dumb, he doesnt delete his pr0n and yesterday put some damn spyware hard to remove but got it

man chiropractors and computers dont mix lol (my bro is a chiropractor)

MythicaL · Jul 26, 2004, 03:14 AM

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Originally posted by dj_stick
my friend once had all the porn stuff on his computer playing one after the other… he forgot that he had gay porn there (don't ask me why) and now has to live with the fact that he blew his load over two men

~~Sourcer_2002~~ · Jul 26, 2004, 03:23 AM

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Originally posted by dj_stick
my friend once had all the porn stuff on his computer playing one after the other… he forgot that he had gay porn there (don't ask me why) and now has to live with the fact that he blew his load over two men

Man that is just wrong...

PoopyTheJ · Jul 26, 2004, 04:00 AM

ewwww, my story is not being aired on DH. Way too embarassing.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jul 26, 2004, 04:20 AM

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Originally posted by PoopyTheJ
ewwww, my story is not being aired on DH. Way too embarassing.

who cares, before i got laid i had a record of 8 times once in a day of beating the meat

im not ashamed lol

Falstaff · Jul 26, 2004, 04:22 AM

enough about tossing off....lol

**dj_stick** · Jul 26, 2004, 04:40 AM

i wonder if this thread should be in the FWZ or not… it will allow people to say whatever they want w/o getting their posts edited/removed…

jsx[ifl] · Jul 26, 2004, 04:44 AM

I dont have any interesting stories bout it myself, but a friend of mine was takin the horse for a drink one night and his mom came home early with his 4 month old sister, and him wearing headphones didnt here them and his mom came into his room right in the middle and saw the whole thing. I cant imagine how akward that must have been...we still bug him about it, been almost 2 years.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jul 26, 2004, 05:51 PM

my friend was once watching pr0n and was beating the meat standing up, he blew and couldnt handle and fell face flat rofl

Dom · Jul 26, 2004, 05:57 PM

I once almost got caught (long time ago), but I zipped up really quick. Oh, and when I zipped up, I caught some skin in the zipper, so I had to manage not to scream and act like nothing was wrong for about a minute (which I did).

tastyweat · Jul 26, 2004, 07:27 PM

ouchy ouchy dom!

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jul 26, 2004, 10:00 PM

Forget porn it's over rated

(more porn for me, *hords his 100's of gigbytes in the corner)

Zardon · Jul 26, 2004, 10:06 PM

nice to see our mods and admins setting the kids a good example

moved into the flame zone as its 18cert

Dom · Jul 26, 2004, 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by Zardon
nice to see our mods and admins setting the kids a good example

moved into the flame zone as its 18cert

Hey, everybody does it.

Zardon · Jul 27, 2004, 12:23 AM

yes and everyone takes a dump that hardly is justification for a detailed conversation on the subject is it? you might think people want to read about you getting your family jewels caught in a zipper, but hey alot of us dont

then again perhaps its my age, I find all this stuff so boring and mundane to read, been there, done it, bought the t-shirt...... NEXT !

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jul 27, 2004, 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by Zardon
yes and everyone takes a dump that hardly is justification for a detailed conversation on the subject is it?

What a great thread idea

j/k

GutterPunk · Jul 27, 2004, 12:25 AM

goshthe only time i got caught was when i wasnt doin it lol.... i got blamed for it w/ like no porn and half asleep lol

Dom · Jul 27, 2004, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by Zardon
yes and everyone takes a dump that hardly is justification for a detailed conversation on the subject is it? you might think people want to read about you getting your family jewels caught in a zipper, but hey alot of us dont

then again perhaps its my age, I find all this stuff so boring and mundane to read, been there, done it, bought the t-shirt...... NEXT !

Yeah, but getting caught takin' a dump isn't that bad. I mean, there's no stigma attached to it, unless you're doing it in public.

Nacht · Jul 27, 2004, 12:41 AM

im not trying to sound like a smartass zardon...but you knew what was going to be in this thread didnt you?

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jul 27, 2004, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zardon
yes and everyone takes a dump that hardly is justification for a detailed conversation on the subject is it? you might think people want to read about you getting your family jewels caught in a zipper, but hey alot of us dont

then again perhaps its my age, I find all this stuff so boring and mundane to read, been there, done it, bought the t-shirt...... NEXT !

man, nothing tops taking a dump, beating the meat, drinkin a coke then take a nap. holy after school that rocked!

reno · Jul 27, 2004, 08:53 AM

Someone used to run this site, pornbox.org on one of those dynamic IP servers. It was a sad day when it mysteriously went down and never came back up. It wasn't even hardcore or anything, but damn were there hot chicks on it.

The only bad experiences I've had with porn is my girlfriend's constant refusal to do most things we watch...but I've never had a midget stick a finger in my butt before!

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jul 27, 2004, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by reno
The only bad experiences I've had with porn is my girlfriend's constant refusal to do most things we watch...but I've never had a midget stick a finger in my butt before!

wow, you watch some fucked up shiet yo

last time i watched porno it was full grown men and women doin the dutty

Billy Toaster · Jul 27, 2004, 05:56 PM

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Originally posted by BiGBrOWnPimpsta
man, nothing tops taking a dump, beating the meat, drinkin a coke then take a nap. holy after school that rocked!

I dont know, doing your girl and your mother while you took that nap worked for me.

GutterPunk · Jul 27, 2004, 09:44 PM

lol @ billy... @ Dom... whats wrong w/ getting caught takin a shit in public... like who cares man... everybody poops... now if its the bad stuff and it sounds like world war 2 thats the only time its a problem but who cares man if people see my shoes sittin there under neat the stall covers... hearing me play my cell phone games to pass the time and the poop. At the zoo there was a book we almost bought for our friend who has a fear of pooping in public called everybody poops. It was funny as hell

Nacht · Jul 27, 2004, 10:41 PM

this was at the zoo? why?

GutterPunk · Jul 27, 2004, 11:23 PM

i have no clue.. to give kids comfort w/ pooping and the ability to talk open about it i have no clue!

pr0digal jenius · Jul 27, 2004, 11:57 PM

i'm 18, and shouldn't feel this way...but i hafta side with Z....where you poke yer d*ck and who sees it is something you should keep to yourself

Jul 25, 2004, 05:28 AM	#1
BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Dirty Dot Posts: 7,717 Rep Power: 107 System Specs	wut are your bad experiences while watching pr0n? please no details of the video or where u got it lol but tell us wtf were u doing and about your close encounters by your family member or gf or anyone or any bad experiences you had lol. maybe u saw something and wanted to try it on your gf or wife and it went terribly wrong, or you were watching and your kid walked in lol. i never have gotten caught in the last 4 yrs ive been using the net for this miracle, but my godbro's friend got screwed he downloaded a nice video supposedly, he waited for his family to leave, he got popcorn and turns on his video, its 2 guys going at it... errr __________________ Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Music \| Logitech Z-5500 THX 5.1 Surround Sound Speakers \| 2 Lite-On 20x S-ATA Burners \| Logitech G700 Mouse \| Logitech MX5500 Bluetooth Keyboard

Jul 26, 2004, 03:10 AM	Thread Starter #4
BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Dirty Dot Posts: 7,717 Rep Power: 107 System Specs	thats disgusting my bro is dumb, he doesnt delete his pr0n and yesterday put some damn spyware hard to remove but got it man chiropractors and computers dont mix lol (my bro is a chiropractor) __________________ Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Music \| Logitech Z-5500 THX 5.1 Surround Sound Speakers \| 2 Lite-On 20x S-ATA Burners \| Logitech G700 Mouse \| Logitech MX5500 Bluetooth Keyboard

Jul 26, 2004, 04:00 AM	#7
PoopyTheJ DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,588 Rep Power: 66	ewwww, my story is not being aired on DH. Way too embarassing. __________________ [COLOR=Blue]“Alright boys, let’s start her up and see why she doesn’t work.” - John Fritz "I aim to misbehave" Malcolm Reynolds ATI Catalyst Beta Tester[/COLOR]

Jul 26, 2004, 04:22 AM	#9
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	enough about tossing off....lol __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."

Jul 26, 2004, 04:44 AM	#11
jsx[ifl] DH's Unofficial Hero Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 650 Rep Power: 0	I dont have any interesting stories bout it myself, but a friend of mine was takin the horse for a drink one night and his mom came home early with his 4 month old sister, and him wearing headphones didnt here them and his mom came into his room right in the middle and saw the whole thing. I cant imagine how akward that must have been...we still bug him about it, been almost 2 years. __________________ [color=Gray][color=DarkRed][color=Gray][color=DarkRed][color=Gray][color=DarkRed][color=Gray][color=DarkRed][color=Gray][color=DarkRed][color=Gray][color=DarkRed][color=Gray] [/color][/color] [/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color][/color]

Jul 25, 2004, 09:25 AM	#2
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	lol....i deleted all mine when i got a girlfriend over a year ago, and to be completely honest havnt watched any since....grog's scantily clad women are about the closest i've come...lol

Jul 26, 2004, 05:51 PM	Thread Starter #12
BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Dirty Dot Posts: 7,717 Rep Power: 107 System Specs	my friend was once watching pr0n and was beating the meat standing up, he blew and couldnt handle and fell face flat rofl __________________ Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Music \| Logitech Z-5500 THX 5.1 Surround Sound Speakers \| 2 Lite-On 20x S-ATA Burners \| Logitech G700 Mouse \| Logitech MX5500 Bluetooth Keyboard

Jul 26, 2004, 05:57 PM	#13
Dom DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 12,940 Rep Power: 0	I once almost got caught (long time ago), but I zipped up really quick. Oh, and when I zipped up, I caught some skin in the zipper, so I had to manage not to scream and act like nothing was wrong for about a minute (which I did).

Jul 26, 2004, 07:27 PM	#14
tastyweat Lurking Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The void Posts: 4,794 Rep Power: 75 System Specs	ouchy ouchy dom! __________________

Jul 26, 2004, 10:00 PM	#15
The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 92 System Specs	Forget porn it's over rated (more porn for me, *hords his 100's of gigbytes in the corner) __________________

Jul 26, 2004, 10:06 PM	#16
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 179	nice to see our mods and admins setting the kids a good example moved into the flame zone as its 18cert

Jul 27, 2004, 12:23 AM	#18
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 179	yes and everyone takes a dump that hardly is justification for a detailed conversation on the subject is it? you might think people want to read about you getting your family jewels caught in a zipper, but hey alot of us dont then again perhaps its my age, I find all this stuff so boring and mundane to read, been there, done it, bought the t-shirt...... NEXT !

Jul 27, 2004, 12:25 AM	#20
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,949 Rep Power: 71	goshthe only time i got caught was when i wasnt doin it lol.... i got blamed for it w/ like no porn and half asleep lol __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

Jul 27, 2004, 12:41 AM	#22
Nacht ein Krieger Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Clemson Uni Posts: 3,127 Rep Power: 0	im not trying to sound like a smartass zardon...but you knew what was going to be in this thread didnt you?

Jul 27, 2004, 08:53 AM	#24
reno Painlord of Ichor Join Date: May 2002 Location: bloinkin! Posts: 1,610 Rep Power: 0	y56 Someone used to run this site, pornbox.org on one of those dynamic IP servers. It was a sad day when it mysteriously went down and never came back up. It wasn't even hardcore or anything, but damn were there hot chicks on it. The only bad experiences I've had with porn is my girlfriend's constant refusal to do most things we watch...but I've never had a midget stick a finger in my butt before!

Jul 27, 2004, 09:44 PM	#27
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,949 Rep Power: 71	lol @ billy... @ Dom... whats wrong w/ getting caught takin a shit in public... like who cares man... everybody poops... now if its the bad stuff and it sounds like world war 2 thats the only time its a problem but who cares man if people see my shoes sittin there under neat the stall covers... hearing me play my cell phone games to pass the time and the poop. At the zoo there was a book we almost bought for our friend who has a fear of pooping in public called everybody poops. It was funny as hell __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

Jul 27, 2004, 10:41 PM	#28
Nacht ein Krieger Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Clemson Uni Posts: 3,127 Rep Power: 0	this was at the zoo? why?

Jul 27, 2004, 11:23 PM	#29
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,949 Rep Power: 71	i have no clue.. to give kids comfort w/ pooping and the ability to talk open about it i have no clue! __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

Jul 27, 2004, 11:57 PM	#30
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	i'm 18, and shouldn't feel this way...but i hafta side with Z....where you poke yer d*ck and who sees it is something you should keep to yourself