my love of Women

Counterfe1t · Sep 22, 2004, 06:22 AM

I hate it that i would do up to the stupidest thing for women a girl asks me if i have gum you better believe i would run in the rain in during a major flood for a pack of gum. if shes need money i would hit a bank or armored car

ChoGGi · Sep 22, 2004, 10:21 AM

just use one of these

, that'll take care of your problem in just a few snips

http://www.greatbigstuff.com/scissors

edit: had to toss this in (thanks zardon for reminding me of it)
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mkk · Sep 22, 2004, 03:11 PM

I know the feeling, Counterfe1t. But it gets easier when you get older, lazier and burned by love.

Shinjikun · Sep 22, 2004, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Counterfe1t

I hate it that i would do up to the stupidest thing for women a girl asks me if i have gum you better believe i would run in the rain in during a major flood for a pack of gum. if shes need money i would hit a bank or armored car

Women are the most beatiful thing on this forsaken planet.

Sir, you and me have something in common.

Zardon · Sep 22, 2004, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Shinjikun

Women are the most beatiful thing on this forsaken planet.

I dont know - pizza is nicer to me, costs less, doesnt nag, tastes better and when you had enough you can put the rest back in the box and microwave it next day.

Shinjikun · Sep 22, 2004, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Zardon

I dont know - pizza is nicer to me, costs less, doesnt nag, tastes better and when you had enough you can put the rest back in the box and microwave it next day.

I never said women were easy to deal with; I just said they were the most beautiful thing on the earth.

They may be a pain in the arse some times, but that slice of pizza won't make sweet sweet love to you.

ChoGGi · Sep 22, 2004, 04:28 PM

but you can make sweet sweet love to the pizza for as long as you want without any complaining on the side of the pizza (crumbs in the ol piss tube DO hurt so practice safe sex)

Dom · Sep 22, 2004, 04:33 PM

Iunno. I'd rather have sex with a woman and have her annoy me than have sex with a dude and have him not annoy me. If that makes any sense.

Zardon · Sep 22, 2004, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Shinjikun

I never said women were easy to deal with; I just said they were the most beautiful thing on the earth.

They may be a pain in the arse some times, but that slice of pizza won't make sweet sweet love to you.

Depends, the new "meat feast" from dominoes comes pretty close, and you dont have to spend 20 minutes complimenting it after you eat it. Just roll over and sleep

Drakon · Sep 22, 2004, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dom

Iunno. I'd rather have sex with a woman and have her annoy me than have sex with a dude and have him not annoy me. If that makes any sense.

Uhmmmm, Dom, i don't think anyone was talking about men...

Drakon · Sep 22, 2004, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Zardon

Depends, the new "meat feast" from dominoes comes pretty close, and you dont have to spend 20 minutes complimenting it after you eat it. Just roll over and sleep

Wow, Z, that's an 'interesting' way of looking at things...

Dom · Sep 22, 2004, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Drakon

Uhmmmm, Dom, i don't think anyone was talking about men...

LOL, I know. My point was that men get along better with each other than they do with woman. Men complain about woman being annoying, but I think getting annoyed is a small price to pay as opposed to the alternative.

Shinjikun · Sep 22, 2004, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Zardon

Depends, the new "meat feast" from dominoes comes pretty close, and you dont have to spend 20 minutes complimenting it after you eat it. Just roll over and sleep

Ladies and gentlemen; we have reached a new low.

Just make sure the pizza has cooled off and don't engage in intercourse right out of the box lest you get scorch marks on Mr. Happy.

Counterfe1t · Sep 22, 2004, 04:55 PM

lol lets see pizza is good, sex is good pizaa+sex- talking= the new special at a las vegas brothel. be careful though dont engage in intercourse while eating it makes you look like a pig or at least thats what she told me.

GutterPunk · Sep 22, 2004, 07:19 PM

i used to be like that... but i gave up... i'd rather just uhhh be honest cuz after 1 month of dating screw getting off my ass to get her a glass of water in my house she should feel welcome enuff to get it

Drakon · Sep 22, 2004, 07:32 PM

a friend of mine said that there is nothing wrong with treating a woman like a princess, but that doesn't mean u have to do everything she asks u to do... i agree...

Shinjikun · Sep 22, 2004, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Drakon

a friend of mine said that there is nothing wrong with treating a woman like a princess, but that doesn't mean u have to do everything she asks u to do... i agree...

There is nothing with treating a woman the right way as long as she doesn't have 'control' of you per se. If you have to ask for permission to do >ANYTHING< then you are in a bad relationship.

Counterfe1t · Sep 22, 2004, 08:50 PM

But you have to understand is there a point to relationships? its just 2-3 months of lubby dubby followed by boredom of each other then after that break up sex, check please and move on to another. then the next week repeat the same cycle until maybe you feel you found the right one then only to find out it wasnt the right one and then you have to go out and find the supposed right one.

GutterPunk · Sep 22, 2004, 08:51 PM

oh i treat my girl like a princess but she treats me like crap... shes gonna be in the can after this weekend i think

Drakon · Sep 22, 2004, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GutterPunk

oh i treat my girl like a princess but she treats me like crap... shes gonna be in the can after this weekend i think

hmmm, sorry to hear that greg. hope things work out for ya...

Drakon · Sep 22, 2004, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Shinjikun

There is nothing with treating a woman the right way as long as she doesn't have 'control' of you per se. If you have to ask for permission to do >ANYTHING< then you are in a bad relationship.

yeah i fully agree, Shinji...

but i am not in a relationship atm so i don't have to ask for permission to do anything, i think...

GutterPunk · Sep 22, 2004, 10:05 PM

100% honest i hope they dont work out for me haha

Ript_Van_Winkle · Oct 18, 2004, 03:17 AM

Having a girlfriend can be a very laborious task to accomplish. Some of you have experienced the woes and misery side more frequently, and vice versa. But the thing is-

WOMEN ARE JUST LIKE MEN IN EVERY SINGLE F*CKING WAY

You just have to know how to read them. You can fart in front of some of them, you can't walk in front of some of them, but ultimately, they're just like men-they want guilt-free, no strings attached SEX. It's actually proven fact that women are more promiscous than men. You know why? Their hormones rage a thousand times more angrily than ours do. So you gotta think-

WORST CASE OF BLUE BALLS YOU'VE EVER HAD=Female Headache
MALE DECAPITATION=Female Giving Birth
BRINGING A WOMAN A WEDDING RING=Male Orgasm x20,000

You just have to understand that women always take things to the extreme just like men, except they don't always hit each other-

They just bitch a lot.

J/K, my woman and I have been together for two years now, and I dare say that I am quite possibly the greatest boyfriend to ever roam this grey Earth.

IHO(In Her Opinion)

Sep 22, 2004, 06:22 AM	#1
Counterfe1t DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 440 Rep Power: 0	my love of Women I hate it that i would do up to the stupidest thing for women a girl asks me if i have gum you better believe i would run in the rain in during a major flood for a pack of gum. if shes need money i would hit a bank or armored car __________________

Sep 22, 2004, 10:21 AM	#2
ChoGGi DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,209 Rep Power: 0	just use one of these , that'll take care of your problem in just a few snips http://www.greatbigstuff.com/scissors edit: had to toss this in (thanks zardon for reminding me of it) http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a252/a252.gif Last edited by ChoGGi; Sep 22, 2004 at 03:46 PM.

Sep 22, 2004, 04:55 PM	Thread Starter #14
Counterfe1t DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 440 Rep Power: 0	lol lets see pizza is good, sex is good pizaa+sex- talking= the new special at a las vegas brothel. be careful though dont engage in intercourse while eating it makes you look like a pig or at least thats what she told me. __________________

Sep 22, 2004, 07:19 PM	#15
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,949 Rep Power: 71	i used to be like that... but i gave up... i'd rather just uhhh be honest cuz after 1 month of dating screw getting off my ass to get her a glass of water in my house she should feel welcome enuff to get it __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

Sep 22, 2004, 08:50 PM	Thread Starter #18
Counterfe1t DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Texas Posts: 440 Rep Power: 0	But you have to understand is there a point to relationships? its just 2-3 months of lubby dubby followed by boredom of each other then after that break up sex, check please and move on to another. then the next week repeat the same cycle until maybe you feel you found the right one then only to find out it wasnt the right one and then you have to go out and find the supposed right one. __________________

Sep 22, 2004, 03:11 PM	#3
mkk Cthulhu/Dagon 2012 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Gefle, Sweden Posts: 4,490 Rep Power: 132 System Specs	I know the feeling, Counterfe1t. But it gets easier when you get older, lazier and burned by love.

Sep 22, 2004, 04:28 PM	#7
ChoGGi DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,209 Rep Power: 0	but you can make sweet sweet love to the pizza for as long as you want without any complaining on the side of the pizza (crumbs in the ol piss tube DO hurt so practice safe sex)

Sep 22, 2004, 04:33 PM	#8
Dom DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 12,940 Rep Power: 0	Iunno. I'd rather have sex with a woman and have her annoy me than have sex with a dude and have him not annoy me. If that makes any sense.

Sep 22, 2004, 07:32 PM	#16
Drakon DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Floatin'... Posts: 4,957 Rep Power: 0	a friend of mine said that there is nothing wrong with treating a woman like a princess, but that doesn't mean u have to do everything she asks u to do... i agree...

Sep 22, 2004, 08:51 PM	#19
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,949 Rep Power: 71	oh i treat my girl like a princess but she treats me like crap... shes gonna be in the can after this weekend i think __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

Sep 22, 2004, 10:05 PM	#22
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,949 Rep Power: 71	100% honest i hope they dont work out for me haha __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

Oct 18, 2004, 03:17 AM	#23
Ript_Van_Winkle DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Malaise Posts: 482 Rep Power: 0	Having a girlfriend can be a very laborious task to accomplish. Some of you have experienced the woes and misery side more frequently, and vice versa. But the thing is- WOMEN ARE JUST LIKE MEN IN EVERY SINGLE FCKING WAY You just have to know how to read them. You can fart in front of some of them, you can't walk in front of some of them, but ultimately, they're just like men-they want guilt-free, no strings attached SEX. It's actually proven fact that women are more promiscous than men. You know why? Their hormones rage a thousand times more angrily than ours do. So you gotta think- WORST CASE OF BLUE BALLS YOU'VE EVER HAD=Female Headache MALE DECAPITATION=Female Giving Birth BRINGING A WOMAN A WEDDING RING=Male Orgasm x20,000 You just have to understand that women always take things to the extreme just like men, except they don't always hit each other- They just bitch a lot*. J/K, my woman and I have been together for two years now, and I dare say that I am quite possibly the greatest boyfriend to ever roam this grey Earth. IHO(In Her Opinion) __________________ [color=red][/color]