RoffleMyWaffle

After hearing DriverHeaven.net say that it understands the difference between civilization and savagery, I felt that someone needed to write a dissenting opinion. The full truth of my conclusion I shall develop in the course of this letter, but the conclusion's general outline is that it says it's going to crush the will of all individuals who have expressed political and intellectual opposition to its machinations one day. Good old DriverHeaven.net. It just loves to open its mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how ostentatious they sound. Hotheaded and demented, DriverHeaven.net's refrains resemble a dilapidated shed. Kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will collapse, proving my claim that DriverHeaven.net commonly appoints ineffective people to important positions. It then ensures that these people stay in those positions, because that makes it easy for DriverHeaven.net to herald the death of intelligent discourse on college campuses. Although the Gospel According to DriverHeaven.net says that unfounded attacks on character, loads of hyperbole, and fallacious information are the best way to make a point, I insist that the main dissensus between me and DriverHeaven.net is that I claim that DriverHeaven.net simply regurgitates the empty arguments that have been fed to it over the years. It, on the other hand, contends that we ought to worship vexatious hermits as folk heroes.

For the record, DriverHeaven.net has commented that egotism is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions. I would love to refute that, but there seems to be no need, seeing as its comment is lacking in common sense. Though many people agree that we must work together against Bonapartism, exhibitionism, Dadaism, etc., DriverHeaven.net's prolix claims can be quite educational. By studying them, students can observe firsthand the consequences of having an organization consumed with paranoia, fear, hatred, and ignorance.

If I am doomed to choke to death, then DriverHeaven.net will obviously condone illegal activities in the immediate years ahead. We must publicly distance ourselves from treacherous nobodies. Why do I tell you this? Because these days, no one else has the guts to. DriverHeaven.net talks a lot about factionalism and how wonderful it is. However, it's never actually defined what it means. How can it argue for something it's never defined? It is bootless to speculate on the matter, but it should be noted that this is not Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia, where the state would be eager to feed information from sources inside the government to organizations with particularly squalid agendas. Not yet, at least. But DriverHeaven.net ignores a breathtaking number of facts, most notably:

Fact: DriverHeaven.net's contemptible, directionless paroxysms are fraught with the gravest consequences.

Fact: I am interested in facts, not in paregoric for DriverHeaven.net's worshippers.

Fact: I commend to your earnest and philosophical consideration DriverHeaven.net's plan to dissolve the bonds that join individuals to their natural communities.

In addition, most pundits are uncertain about the magnitude of the threat posed by its inclinations. Of course, this sounds simple, but in reality, the real issue is simple: DriverHeaven.net honestly gives me the heebie-jeebies. In closing, we must work together to allay the concerns of the many people who have been harmed by DriverHeaven.net. Together, we can make a difference. Forever and always.

Vikingod

Are you talking about the same driverheaven.net i visit every day. Cause the one I visit is a tech website. just curious.

Powercolour

What?

[hobo]eclipse

yas ims confused bout this too man, uh, maybe juss take a hike?

Zardon

So what is the challenge exactly? to post something more meaningless with more "driverheaven.net" 's within the content of the post or to find the IP address is the same as cdsdontburn? meaning its either him or one of his nvidia nutcase mates in work?

I have to admit this is a really amusing post, looking past the fact you are so lost in your own verbal flatulence and posturing you get lost several times within this droning monotony, but lets really address the problem.... is the fact you are still so annoyed we destroyed a 6800 ultra!

TJ-

LOL! this is really funny.....

But what gets me is he WTF does this have to do with anything....

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craig5320

Shit No, Communism is all about sharing everything, balls to that, What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine too if i get my hands on it.

Capitalism rocks, why should scrougers get their hands on my hard earned cash.

I have no idea how this relates to DH, other than we share our wealth of knowledge, but that's about all i'm willing to share

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mkk

It must be a form flame of the "insert name of organisation here" type, and as such almost funny.

Drakon

Interesting post...

Senor_Mota

I can't really understand the vernacular of his complaint/rant/whiny bitch-session due to a complete lack of direction in his statement.

Wow. Good for you, fucko! You can use a significant amount of "big words"! You must be so proud of your wit and vocabulation.

Look, I can use "big words" too:

YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS AND A PARTIAL ENGLISH MAJOR. IF YOU HAD A FULL ONE, MAYBE YOUR "DEFIANT LITTLE SPEECH" WOULD HAVE A SENSE OF CHARISMA, EMOTION, AND SOME FORM OF MEANING.

Other than that, you really didn't say much of anything. Thanks for a robust laugh. They say it is the best medicine, after all...

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Senor_Mota

A quick question as well - Is this that "HawK" guy the mods banned a little while ago?

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Drakon

might be... noticed he was banned today

Vikingod

I just read his post again, it still doesn't make any sense. Did any of you guys catch the other BS he wrote about CDsDOntsBurn (it was taken down, and for good reason). I think he blamed CdsDontBurn for the holocaust in it, no shit. Whats sad, is this guy probably spent a month writing that, face buried in a thesaurus, hair drapped over his eyes, his best black shirt on, and luke warm cup of coffee, black, no sugar. i bet he had The Smiths "Meat is Murder" playing in the background, and the smell of menthalated cigarettes was in the air. I can see it now... hey wait, now I'm an english major, too! COOL!

Senor_Mota

I somehow transformed into Hitler after I finished reading that, no shit.

That's priceless...I laughed for nearly an hour after I read this. Only one thing, though - Meat Is Murder is a pretty good album, IMO.

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Vikingod

Don't get me wrong, I am probably one of the biggest Smiths fans you will ever meet.

Chubby_C

this has to be one of the most non-sensical ramblings of a nincompoop I've ever read.

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Senor_Mota

What's with "Communist Nation"? How does he gather that?

Vikingod

What are you saying... your not a Communist? I know I am, hell, I learned about this site in my subscription of "Little Red Book" Monthly.

Senor_Mota

Well, since I was "Blacklisted" back in the 1930's(I AM over 3,000 years old), I could not gain a subscription to "Little Red Book" Monthly due to my "hiatus" in Prussia for the past 73 years.

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Chubby_C

I think the leter was generated with this, or something like it:

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

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The_Neon_Cowboy

This "child", a jack ass who goes by the name "RoffleMyWaffle"

Did a search on I can find forums where this name has appeared and been banned. Seems its a retard with out a cause... or any sence of manners. I can't be sure there all him but there all assholes makeing BS comments who fit his profile of bullshit he pulled here...The other hits where gameing stats for a poor gamer .

Enjoy being banned you idiot.... All I can say as he should of been banned sooner with the bullshit comments he made to people seaking help here wich is deplorable. Your not even worth our time. Your the clear result of of a long line of inbreeding and a complete idiot...

Why don't you and your spell checker go find a nazi or hate site
you know.... where rejects like you belong

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Vikingod

I'll bet he has a lot of cats, and their all named precious or queen fluffy III or something. If what Neon says is true and he does this to a lot of sites, that is really sad. What is the problem, can't find enough people to piss off in real life, have to go to the internet to make enemies. maybe it is some fetish thing, you know... sexual. Now THAT is creepy.

Zardon

No its not Hawk.

craig5320

Haha, I think you hit the nail on the head, that things great:

Something is happening here, and I'm getting a little worried. Before I begin, let me point out that I can easily see DriverHeaven.net performing the following depraved acts. First, it will substitute rumor and gossip for bona fide evidence. Then, it will let down ladders which the anti-democratic, sappy, and batty scramble to climb. I do not profess to know how likely is the eventuality I have outlined, but it is a distinct possibility to be kept in mind. What a cunning coup on the part of DriverHeaven.net's stooges, who set out to violate values so important to our sense of community and got as far as they did without anyone raising an eyebrow. DriverHeaven.net is locked into its present course of destruction. It does not have the interest or the will to change its fundamentally tendentious effusions. DriverHeaven.net definitely believes that might makes right. What kind of Humpty-Dumpty world is it living in? To answer that question, we need first to consider DriverHeaven.net's thought process, which generally takes the following form: (1) Doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty, so (2) we should abandon the institutionalized and revered concept of democracy. Therefore, (3) a book of its writings would be a good addition to the Bible and thus, (4) those of us who oppose it would rather run than fight. As you can see, DriverHeaven.net's reasoning makes no sense, which leads me to believe that its argument that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not is hopelessly flawed and thoroughly circuitous. Given DriverHeaven.net's current mind-set, DriverHeaven.net's loyalists contend that "DriverHeaven.net is omnipotent." First off, that's a lousy sentence. If they had written that DriverHeaven.net is offended by anything that might suggest that even vexatious, confused profiteers are ashamed of being associated with its bloody-minded reasoning and rude scribblings, then that quote would have had more validity. As it stands, my current plan is to break the mold and stray from the path of conventional wisdom. Yes, DriverHeaven.net will draw upon the most powerful fires of Hell to tear that plan asunder, but I'd advise it to stop being so disloyal. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that arriving at a true state of comprehension is too difficult and/or time-consuming, then there is unmistakably no hope for you.

Calling DriverHeaven.net's trucklers disaffected nonentities may be accurate, but DriverHeaven.net commonly appoints ineffective people to important positions. It then ensures that these people stay in those positions, because that makes it easy for DriverHeaven.net to curry favor with self-satisfied prigs using a barrage of flattery, especially recognition of their "value", their "importance", their "educational mission", and other wrongheaded, sanctimonious nonsense. When DriverHeaven.net hears anyone say that its sound bites do not pass muster by any objective standards, its answer is to undermine the foundations of society until a single thrust suffices to make the entire edifice collapse. That's similar to taking a few drunken swings at a beehive: it just makes me want even more to shine a light on its efforts to invent a new moral system that legitimizes its desire to brainwash the masses into submission. Please remember that I have begged DriverHeaven.net's serfs to step forth and test the assumptions that underlie DriverHeaven.net's expedients. To date, not a single soul has agreed to help in this fashion. Are they worried about how DriverHeaven.net might retaliate? I've never gotten a clear and honest answer to that question from DriverHeaven.net. But what is clear is that its ideological colors may have changed over the years. Nevertheless, DriverHeaven.net's core principle has remained the same: to tour the country promoting gruesome obscurantism in lectures and radio talk show interviews. If you don't believe me, then note that I plan to answer the foolish recidivists who make it virtually impossible to fire incompetent workers. This is a choice I have made; your choice is up to you. But let me remind you that DriverHeaven.net has frequently been spotted making nicey-nice with negligent, pesky poseurs. Is this because it needs their help to break the mind and spirit, castrate the character, and kill the career of anyone whose ideas it deems to be dirty? Fortunately for us, the key to the answer is obvious: Many people are convinced that its contrivances are way off base. I can't comment on that, but I can say that I cannot believe how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for DriverHeaven.net's subterfuge. I'm utterly stunned.

Why DriverHeaven.net would even pretend that the ideas of "freedom" and "incendiarism" are Siamese twins is beyond me. What DriverHeaven.net apparently fails to realize is that if one believes statements like, "Our elected officials should be available for purchase by special-interest groups," one is, in effect, supporting mindless liars and cheats. Show me where it says DriverHeaven.net has the right to produce precisely the alienation and conflict needed to defy the law of the land. Believe it or not, I really want to believe that DriverHeaven.net is a decent, honest organization. Unfortunately, as is often the case, what I want to believe proves to be fantasy. The truth is that DriverHeaven.net has nothing but contempt for you, and you don't even know it. That's why I feel obligated to inform you that if snobbism were an Olympic sport, it would clinch the gold medal. My eventual goal for this letter is to comment on DriverHeaven.net's rodomontades. I'm counting on you for your support.

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Vikingod

HAHAHAHAHA! that is great.

Iridium

I R teH englush majer two!!



What I am about to say is strictly off the record. On that understanding, I shall give you candidly and without circumlocution the best estimate of our present plight that I have been able to make. Permit me this forum to rant. None but the biased can deny that by refusing to act, by refusing to enable adversaries to meet each other and establish direct personal bonds which contradict the stereotypes they rely upon to power their infantile newsgroup postings, we are giving King PINK FUZZY BUNNy III the power to burn our fair cities to the ground.

If he doesn't like it here, then perhaps he should go elsewhere. How did King PINK FUZZY BUNNy get so yellow-bellied? I have my theories, but they're only speculation. At any rate, what we have been imparting to him -- or what he has been eliciting from us -- is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge. You may wonder why he makes a virtue of irremediable fault. It's simply because one must consider the semiotics of Stalinism in order to fully understand his arguments. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that King PINK FUZZY BUNNy has any control over. But that's inconsequential, because after hearing about King PINK FUZZY BUNNy's childish attempts to give expression to that which is most destructive and most harmful to society, I was saddened. I was saddened that he has lowered himself to this level. That's all I have time now to write. If you want to get more insight into King PINK FUZZY BUNNy III's mentality, though, then study the details of his reinterpretations of historic events. Try to see the big picture: It will amaze you. It will take your breath away. And it will convince you that when one looks at this semi-intelligible parade of unbridled heretics, one instantly thinks of the word "indistinguishableness".

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Powercolour

if u do a search in DH 4 factionalism, u get one hit, guess where it where it came from...

CDsDontBurn

Well, although we do have the same IP address, i can guarantee you that it is not me. I mean, why would i, an active member of DH, flame both myself and DH? I wouldn't, it's as simple as that. RoffleMyWaffle is very immature by nature....well, my manager says that everybody except me under the age of 26 has the maturity level of a 7yr. old.

The guys at my work are still all butt-hurt cuz you guys destroyed a 6800 Ultra, and ever since then they've been hating on me cuz i enjoy going to this awsome site .

Although i cannot visit DH at work anymore, i'm glad i cannot because then that would mean that my waffle boy could just make another account and continue to flame me and DH. I just wish that there could be some way that nVnews could be banned from my work place as well. That would just make all them nVidia fan-boys at work suffer .

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GutterPunk

Wow thats the most retarded thing ive ever heard. I always thought lawyers can make words into the biggest bs ever... this is dang good competition. Maybe a politician wrote this. Seriously, say a lot of big words nobody knows what you mean and people like you or hate you

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*blink* man this is just too weird *drinks my cokes and wonders if im seeing things*

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