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Jun 1, 2005, 04:10 AM
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racial jokes! post em!
cmon we all know some racial jokes! let's not all foward them at the BLACK people, so lets put some variety
here ill start: what do you call a black priest -holy shit what do you call a doctor who gives a black woman an abortion -crime stopper why are negras good at basketball -cause they doing what they do best: stealing, shooting and running what do you call a negra in a yellow rain jacket -beef patty what's the number 1 cause of car accidents in this country - the chinese folk how do you blindfold a chinese man - dental floss how do chinese people name their kids - throw pots and pans down the stairs what's the difference between a bucket of shit and a tamil? -the bucket
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Jun 1, 2005, 04:11 AM
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Jun 1, 2005, 04:11 AM
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Jun 1, 2005, 04:12 AM
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You shoulda started with some Indian/Hindu jokes.
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Jun 1, 2005, 04:13 AM
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what's my biggest worry being indian? -arranged marriage what's the diff between a jew and a pizza -the pizza doesnt fucking scream in the oven here about the new volkswagons? it seats 2 in the front, 3 in the back 1 million in the ashtray
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Jun 1, 2005, 04:21 AM
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do niggers wear wide brimmed hats? So birds won't shit on their lips. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you stop black kids from jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the celing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do niggers smell so bad? So blind people can hate them too. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time? He doesn't know he's black. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He's black. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you get a nigger down from a tree? Cut the rope. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you stop a nigger from hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg? Stop laughing and re-load. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many niggers does it take to pave a road? Depends on how you slice them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's green, pink, purple and orange? A nigger dressed for church. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a deer in the road and a nigger in the road? The deer has skid marks in front of it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is wrong with 4 niggers going over a cliff in a Cadilac? It seats 5. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night? Drop it nigger. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are niggers so strong? T.V.'s are getting heavier. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are niggers so fast? All the slow ones are in jail. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a nigger having sex? Rape. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What happened to the nigger hat had an abortion? Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What are 3 things you can't give a nigger? A black eye, a fat lip, and a job. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without robin. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the definition of mass confusion? Father's Day in Harlem. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why shouldn't you hit a nigger riding a bike? Because the bike is probably yours. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do white people go to black people's garage sales? To get their stuff back. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do black kids get for Christmas? Your bike. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is long and hard on a nigger? First Grade. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do black people lean to the middle when they drive? They think the smell is coming from the outside. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do niggers have red eyes after having sex? Because of the pepper spray. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a nigger and a bike? When you put chains on a bike it doesn't start singing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Ever try taking a rib from a nigger? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What was missing from the million man march? An auctioneer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How long does it take a nigger to shit? Nine months -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit on his face. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't niggers like blowjobs? They don't like any jobs. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a nigger priest? Holy shit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do niggers always have sex on their mind? Because they've got pubic hair on their head! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do niggers put their garbage out in clear plastic bags? So mexicans can window shop. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls? Because they come with birth certificates. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't mexicans have any Olympic teams? Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, or swim have already left the country. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't mexicans play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do mexicans have re-fried beans? Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first time? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How can you tell a mexican airline? It's the one with hair under the wings. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus? I don't know but it sure can pick lettuce. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What are three things you can't give a nigger? A black eye, a fat lip and an education. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do niggers use to wash their white clothes? BLEEATCH! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why can't spics be firefighters? They can't tell Jose from hose B. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did the nigger say when he slid down the zebra? Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian? A pair of jeans only has one fly on it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call two Ethiopians in a gold sleeping bag? Twix. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Spic like a Skunk? Beause they're half balck and half white, and smell like shit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a nigger and a letter? You can send a letter back to where it came from. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between the holy grail and a nigger's daddy? You may find the grail. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is black, runny, and scratches on glass? A nigger in a microwave. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call 9 mexicans in front of your house? A spicket fence. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How does the navy use niggers? They debone them and use them as wetsuits. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What does Pontiac stand for? Poor Old Niggers Think Its A Cadillac.
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Jun 1, 2005, 05:02 AM
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why do hindus wear turbins?
-- - - - - - - - - - - -- - To hide all the maggots in their hair! 
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Jun 1, 2005, 05:11 AM
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Jun 1, 2005, 05:20 AM
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man in PE one time in the change rooms, this hindu took of his turbin, his hair touched the ground and there was maggots in it! NO JOKE
*puke*
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Jun 1, 2005, 05:28 AM
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Jun 1, 2005, 06:23 AM
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just to remind you again (axe) hindus dont wear turbans!
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Jun 1, 2005, 07:25 AM
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I had a list of good, err.. bad racist jokes, but I'll post this instead (just as funny):
----- APPLICATION TO LIVE IN ARKANSAS Name:_____________________________________________________________ Nickname:___________________________ CB Handle:____________________ Address (RFD):___________________________________________________ Daddy (if unknown afix list of 3 suspects):_________________________ Neck colour:____ [] Light Red [] Medium Red [] Dark Red [] Other Number of teeth exposed in full grin:_______ Upper:_____ Lower:____ Make of Pickup:_________________________ Tire Size:_________________ Hounds:_____________ Type: [] Blue Tick [] Beagle [] Black and Tan Length of right leg:__________ Length of left leg:__________ other:_________ How many cars/makes in front yard? _________________________________ How many on blocks? ________________________________________________ How many kitchen appliances on front porch? ________________________ back porch? _________________________ When and where was your last "Elvis" sighting? ____________________ Do you wear mostly polyester pants with snags? [] Yes [] No Are you married to any of the following? (circle all that apply) -Sister -Cousin -Cousin's Sister -Other, Explain:_________________________________________________ Have you EVER had more than one bath a week? [] No [] Yes, Explain: ____________________________________________ *Medical Information* Do you have at least two (2) of the following: [] B.O. [] Lice [] Crabs [] Bad Breath [] Hoof in Mouth [] Scabs [] Fleas [] Infected Tatoos [] Crossed eyes [] Runny Nose [] Green Teeth [] Yellow Teeth [] Any Teeth [] Speach Impediment *General Information* Can you count past 20 without stripping? [] yes [] no [] never tried Favorite Weapon: [] Tire Iron [] Pick Handle [] Log Chain [] Shotgun Favorite Pastime: [] Drinkin' [] Coon Huntin' [] Fishin' [] Fuedin'[] Other Truck equipped with: [] Gun Rack [] Fuzzbuster [] 8-Track [] Rebel Flag [] Roll Bar [] C.B. Radio [] Beer Cans [] Squirrel Tail [] Bull Horns Favorite Vocalist: [] Elvis (the young Elvis) [] Elvis (the old Elvis) [] Elvis (dead) Cap Emblems: [] John Deere [] CAT [] SKOAL [] Budweiser [] Bud Dry [] Jack Daniels [] Teamsters local Merberships: [] NRA [] VFW [] KKK [] 700 Club [] B.P.O.E. [] Sine-aid Society Do you vote? [] Yes [] No [] What's that? Have you ever been in jail? [] Yes [] No [] Born there Your Signature (one X will do):____________________________Date:__________ ------------------- -Tip
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Jun 1, 2005, 07:34 AM
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 uh huh huh...!
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Jun 1, 2005, 07:59 AM
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ahh you crazy americans, we got em trash down in alberta
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Jun 1, 2005, 08:10 AM
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yup...
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A PILOT YOU FUCKING RACIST!!!
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Jun 1, 2005, 01:28 PM
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I know some but all in french, no fun for you guys...$
But I used to know billions os sikh jokes... Not really racist |
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Jun 1, 2005, 06:40 PM
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what do you call nigger with a university degree?
- a liar we need racist sikh jokes sandok
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Jun 2, 2005, 03:21 AM
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What do you call a Hindu with money
-a dirty theif XD PWNED |
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 ), those are fucking hilarious XD. I gotta retell those XD
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Jun 2, 2005, 05:01 AM
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9 months
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Jun 2, 2005, 01:50 PM
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Lol
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Do you know why they Invented White chocaolate?
So the Black Kids can Messy too!
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so much crossbreeding happening
greek+french=freak jamaican+italian=pastafarians icelandic+cuban=ice cubes hindu+jew=hinjew (also to note, cheap on both sides)
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What do you get when a mad doctor goes nuts with krazy-glue and an escaped zoo animal?
-A Hindu "God". Ahahaha! PWNED. What do you say when you see a Hindu in public? -"Jailbreak!" |
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PWN YOU back to racial jokes
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How many Hindus does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-300. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and 299 to throw 12 simultanious arranged weddings on the spot. Har-har! |
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How many Hindus does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-300. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and 299 to play "pin the dot on the forehead". |
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