i cant` get a fxxxx job!!

jasonbourne · Jun 30, 2005, 04:03 PM

im so pissed off!! no matter how hard i try i can`t get a good job

i`ve done so many different kinds of computer courses and still nothing.i really love computers and it wouldn`t bother me working 100 hours per week,actually i would have great pleasure in doing that ,i spend hours everyday reading about computer stuff specially here at driverheaven.net .my wife keep saying that something will come along one day,but im starting to think that it will never happen ,im brazilian so i think that makes things even harder.people keep telling me that i can speak very good english and that i have great knowledge about hardware.all i need is a chance to prove it

.i recently sent my cv to hundreds of differents shops and companys but i didn`t recieve any kind of reply at all.during my hardware course in brazil last year my teacher said that he never had such a good and dedicated studentas i am before.actually he said that i was teaching him more than he was teaching me .im really scared of the future ,i think that i`ll never get to work with what i love and like doing.

Stop It · Jun 30, 2005, 09:30 PM

Have you tried a NVQ based course at all (A work/learning based one), theres lots of skills agencies that does them, try going to your nearest Job Centre and ask about it, i'm sure they'll help.

Billy Toaster · Jul 1, 2005, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jasonbourne

,im brazilian so i think that makes things even harder.

Thats the least of your problems, the fact you are a retard is probably the cause of the fact you are still jobless and surf the net all day while your wife bangs the neighbors.

Necrosis · Jul 2, 2005, 03:13 AM

Wow original Billy...and remember good pussy has two legs not four.

riles9262 · Jul 2, 2005, 03:27 AM

That was a really weak flame there billy

nitrousoxide52 · Jul 2, 2005, 03:48 AM

Not even sure why this is in the FWZ, but anyways, try finding a job online doing coding. Such as HTML, many buisnesses are looking for em to make their websites. And, it can be quite profitable as well.

Billy Toaster · Jul 4, 2005, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosis

Wow original Billy...and remember good pussy has two legs not four.

well I dont know, your mother doggie style kinda looks decent - although she is pretty loose now with all the cock she has had over the years.

**dj_stick** · Jul 4, 2005, 12:40 PM

you've lost your skill

Sandok · Jul 4, 2005, 01:02 PM

Sad day for billytoaster...

Callandor · Jul 4, 2005, 01:07 PM

I couldn't help seeing this thread on my way out. I have some typing to do, but I had to come in for this one. You don't need to get a job to make money and work with what you want. All you need to do is open your mind and think outside the box. Trust me. You don't even need a degree to make money. Most of the people making money in the world today, and I mean real money are people who never got an education at the tertiary level and never even completed high school. They're the millionares of the world. 99% of millionares in america, according to the IRS, are self made, and started with either nothing, or from deeply in debt. And according to my source, which is like 6 yrs old, a millionare is made there every 5 mins.

A very wise man once told me (& he knows who he is

) that there's a difference between world education and academic education, world education being more important, but both of them together, being really important. Just use a job to get contacts and expand your network base of the people you know. The more people you know, the luckier you'll get. You'll see. And be nice to people. always ask them how you can help them, then in future, when it's really important, they will want to help you. Trust me, this worked for me, & it'll work for you, and anyone else who tries it.

I used to be a very negative, self-centred, paranoid guy, with all sorts of weird thoughts about me, but now that I've changed, things around me have started to change. You should change your thoughts. If you think it, you'll be it, and vica versa. What goes on around you, is a direct and exact reflection of what's going on inside of you.

Just make sure you manage your money accordingly, and never jump into things with a short term gain in mind. Write down 10 goals you wanna achieve in the next year, and write down what you wanna do in the whole entire time you're on this earth. Beleive me, you will be shocked at the returns my friend.

Oh, & btw, self-talk, very important. always talk to yourself positive, no matter what. It worked wonders for me.

Billy Toaster · Jul 4, 2005, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sun_walka

used to be a very negative, self-centred, paranoid guy, with all sorts of weird thoughts about me, but now that I've changed.

I think id prefer that to the "gay asshole, crap talking fruitcake" you are now.

Billy Toaster · Jul 4, 2005, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandok

Sad day for billytoaster...

Its not bad odds though, 1 for me, 365 for you. Hey hows the brother doing? he got your computer yet or is it not good enough for him to take?

swatX · Jul 4, 2005, 09:31 PM

sad day indeed. it just feels like someone else is using billy's account

Billy Toaster · Jul 4, 2005, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swatX

sad day indeed. it just feels like someone else is using billy's account

Rough translation:

"I was pwned by billy, I cant flame so im shit out of ideas". funny thing is I dont remember flaming you, in fact who the fuck are you?!

I can teach you how to flame if you want but first you gotta lose the lame ass attempt at "banned" in your title, first rule of flaming, look like you dont give a fuck, you try too hard.

nitrousoxide52 · Jul 4, 2005, 10:57 PM

Billy, I read some of your old flames, and they were just plain better, and wittier than some of the flames that you have been posting now. The ones that you are posting now are childish and boring, cookie cutter flames.

Be original again!

Billy Toaster · Jul 4, 2005, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nitrousoxide52

Billy, I read some of your old flames, and they were just plain better, and wittier than some of the flames that you have been posting now. The ones that you are posting now are childish and boring, cookie cutter flames.

Be original again!

I was going to reply until you said "cookie cutter flames", but dude that is just so fucking lame, go to the off topic zone and debate the size of your testicles with geminiwave and the gay X brothers. So many people come here to view the flames and whinge like little bitches but dont actually participate because they have yet to have their balls drop.

nitrousoxide52 · Jul 4, 2005, 11:10 PM

OOH nice one, you talk about gays, and testicles so much, you are making the impression that you are a gay testicle lover.

Billy Toaster · Jul 4, 2005, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nitrousoxide52

OOH nice one, you talk about gays, and testicles so much, you are making the impression that you are a gay testicle lover.

Can I be a non-gay testicle lover? cause I love my own they feel good.

Let me know when yours drop, then come back in here, until then fuck off to the off topic forum because you contribute as much here as barry manilow would in the OzFest.

nitrousoxide52 · Jul 4, 2005, 11:22 PM

You're contributing a whole lot in this thread, here's what you are contributing:

BALLS BALLS GAY GAY FUCKED YOUR MOM BALLS DROPPED GAY BALLS GAY BALLS DROP

When the thread is about someone who can't get a job, hmmm.... hmmm.... I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to be a male prostitute, so everything you said has nothing to do with this thread at all.

Billy Toaster · Jul 4, 2005, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nitrousoxide52

You're contributing a whole lot in this thread, here's what you are contributing:

BALLS BALLS GAY GAY FUCKED YOUR MOM BALLS DROPPED GAY BALLS GAY BALLS DROP

When the thread is about someone who can't get a job, hmmm.... hmmm.... I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to be a male prostitute, so everything you said has nothing to do with this thread at all.

You fucked your mum, really? did she like it? Must be pretty pointless though as your balls havent dropped yet, maybe she got her rocks off at least.

I know, im mean I shouldnt keep bringing up the subject of your balls, or the lack of them even, but in another 3 or 4 years you will experience a full set.

Hey ive a cool idea in the meantime though until they do drop, take a picture of xballerxXxx and Swatx.... they are a right pair of testicles, and a big pair too, might make you feel less insecure.

nitrousoxide52 · Jul 4, 2005, 11:31 PM

You really can't stop talking about balls can you? No wonder you can't leave the FWZ, you'll have the urge to talk about other people's balls, and then whoops you're banned.

Billy Toaster · Jul 4, 2005, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nitrousoxide52

You really can't stop talking about balls can you? No wonder you can't leave the FWZ, you'll have the urge to talk about other people's balls, and then whoops you're banned.

Everyone talks about your balls, dont mean to make you paranoid - some of the members on DH set up an IRC channel called nitrousballs. Hey you are famous, relax.

**dj_stick** · Jul 5, 2005, 02:08 AM

you're just not funny anymore

Necrosis · Jul 5, 2005, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyToaster

well I dont know, your mother doggie style kinda looks decent - although she is pretty loose now with all the cock she has had over the years.

Aah man you shouldn't take about your grandma that way!

Billy Toaster · Jul 5, 2005, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dj_stick

you're just not funny anymore

You mean all those times i pwned you in here you didnt once laugh? I know I did. Hey you became a moderator and you are australian, hardly a good recipe for a sense of humor. Although with an avatar like that I at least know you have some sense of humor.

Now fuck off back to the kX forum and bore everyone with your repetitive, soulless and meaningless compositions.

Thanks !

Billy Toaster · Jul 5, 2005, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Necrosis

Aah man you shouldn't take about your grandma that way!

Well I dont think the kids on here want to know about your necrophilia man (that the basis for your name I guess?), you digging up my grandma and having a go on her is hardly nice family reading.

btw I wish you guys would fucking proof read your posting, typos galore - I cant even be bothered reading most of the shit you guys type in here (neon been taking spelling classes again?), I guess its hard to type while you are pulling your dong with the other hand eh?

T_MINTON · Jul 7, 2005, 01:36 AM

Billy I am laughing....lol lol lol

Necrosis · Jul 7, 2005, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy "Dumbass" Toaster

Well I dont think the kids on here want to know about your necrophilia man (that the basis for your name I guess?), you digging up my grandma and having a go on her is hardly nice family reading.

btw I wish you guys would fucking proof read your posting, typos galore - I cant even be bothered reading most of the shit you guys type in here (neon been taking spelling classes again?), I guess its hard to type while you are pulling your dong with the other hand eh?

Oh well I guess my life is a little more interesting than having to worry about a few little "typo's" on a forum. I guess all those years of being raped by the neighbor's dog is the reason you're so anal Billy. BTW, how about you crack open a dictionary to see what the word Necrosis means?

nitrousoxide52 · Jul 7, 2005, 06:57 AM

Isn't it like gangrene or somethin because you don't have enough blood?
Or to be more exact lol, The sum of the morphological changes indicative of cell death and caused by the progressive degradative action of enzymes; it may affect groups of cells or part of a structure or an organ.

Necrosis · Jul 7, 2005, 07:44 AM

Now lets see if Billy can say it 3x fast with that dick in his mouth.

Jun 30, 2005, 04:03 PM	#1
jasonbourne DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: great yarmouth uk Posts: 1,082 Rep Power: 0	i cant` get a fxxxx job!! im so pissed off!! no matter how hard i try i can`t get a good job i`ve done so many different kinds of computer courses and still nothing.i really love computers and it wouldn`t bother me working 100 hours per week,actually i would have great pleasure in doing that ,i spend hours everyday reading about computer stuff specially here at driverheaven.net .my wife keep saying that something will come along one day,but im starting to think that it will never happen ,im brazilian so i think that makes things even harder.people keep telling me that i can speak very good english and that i have great knowledge about hardware.all i need is a chance to prove it .i recently sent my cv to hundreds of differents shops and companys but i didn`t recieve any kind of reply at all.during my hardware course in brazil last year my teacher said that he never had such a good and dedicated studentas i am before.actually he said that i was teaching him more than he was teaching me .im really scared of the future ,i think that i`ll never get to work with what i love and like doing. __________________ http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y28...asonBourne.jpg

Jun 30, 2005, 09:30 PM	#2
Stop It HHs' Resident Kitty Lover Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Biggleswade, UK Posts: 1,388 Rep Power: 73 System Specs	Have you tried a NVQ based course at all (A work/learning based one), theres lots of skills agencies that does them, try going to your nearest Job Centre and ask about it, i'm sure they'll help. __________________ Sig Courtesy of Mousey

Jul 2, 2005, 03:27 AM	#5
riles9262 Driverheaven brewmaster Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 4,842 Rep Power: 70 System Specs	That was a really weak flame there billy __________________ A beer a day keeps the doctor away.

Jul 2, 2005, 03:48 AM	#6
nitrousoxide52 Driverheaven.com err .net Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,719 Rep Power: 0	Not even sure why this is in the FWZ, but anyways, try finding a job online doing coding. Such as HTML, many buisnesses are looking for em to make their websites. And, it can be quite profitable as well. __________________ AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ XFX Geforce 7800GT ABIT AN8-SLI BFG Tech 650w

Jul 4, 2005, 01:07 PM	#10
Callandor Forged on Dragonmount Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 6,876 Rep Power: 256 System Specs	I couldn't help seeing this thread on my way out. I have some typing to do, but I had to come in for this one. You don't need to get a job to make money and work with what you want. All you need to do is open your mind and think outside the box. Trust me. You don't even need a degree to make money. Most of the people making money in the world today, and I mean real money are people who never got an education at the tertiary level and never even completed high school. They're the millionares of the world. 99% of millionares in america, according to the IRS, are self made, and started with either nothing, or from deeply in debt. And according to my source, which is like 6 yrs old, a millionare is made there every 5 mins. A very wise man once told me (& he knows who he is ) that there's a difference between world education and academic education, world education being more important, but both of them together, being really important. Just use a job to get contacts and expand your network base of the people you know. The more people you know, the luckier you'll get. You'll see. And be nice to people. always ask them how you can help them, then in future, when it's really important, they will want to help you. Trust me, this worked for me, & it'll work for you, and anyone else who tries it. I used to be a very negative, self-centred, paranoid guy, with all sorts of weird thoughts about me, but now that I've changed, things around me have started to change. You should change your thoughts. If you think it, you'll be it, and vica versa. What goes on around you, is a direct and exact reflection of what's going on inside of you. Just make sure you manage your money accordingly, and never jump into things with a short term gain in mind. Write down 10 goals you wanna achieve in the next year, and write down what you wanna do in the whole entire time you're on this earth. Beleive me, you will be shocked at the returns my friend. Oh, & btw, self-talk, very important. always talk to yourself positive, no matter what. It worked wonders for me. __________________

Jul 2, 2005, 03:13 AM	#4
Necrosis HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,838 Rep Power: 129 System Specs	Wow original Billy...and remember good pussy has two legs not four.

Jul 4, 2005, 01:02 PM	#9
Sandok DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 9,472 Rep Power: 66	Sad day for billytoaster...

Jul 4, 2005, 09:31 PM	#13
swatX ba\|\\|\\|ed Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 618 Rep Power: 0	sad day indeed. it just feels like someone else is using billy's account __________________ thx stick for the sig

Jul 4, 2005, 10:57 PM	#15
nitrousoxide52 Driverheaven.com err .net Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,719 Rep Power: 0	Billy, I read some of your old flames, and they were just plain better, and wittier than some of the flames that you have been posting now. The ones that you are posting now are childish and boring, cookie cutter flames. Be original again! __________________ AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ XFX Geforce 7800GT ABIT AN8-SLI BFG Tech 650w

Jul 4, 2005, 11:10 PM	#17
nitrousoxide52 Driverheaven.com err .net Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,719 Rep Power: 0	OOH nice one, you talk about gays, and testicles so much, you are making the impression that you are a gay testicle lover. __________________ AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ XFX Geforce 7800GT ABIT AN8-SLI BFG Tech 650w

Jul 4, 2005, 11:22 PM	#19
nitrousoxide52 Driverheaven.com err .net Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,719 Rep Power: 0	You're contributing a whole lot in this thread, here's what you are contributing: BALLS BALLS GAY GAY FUCKED YOUR MOM BALLS DROPPED GAY BALLS GAY BALLS DROP When the thread is about someone who can't get a job, hmmm.... hmmm.... I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to be a male prostitute, so everything you said has nothing to do with this thread at all. __________________ AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ XFX Geforce 7800GT ABIT AN8-SLI BFG Tech 650w

Jul 4, 2005, 11:31 PM	#21
nitrousoxide52 Driverheaven.com err .net Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,719 Rep Power: 0	You really can't stop talking about balls can you? No wonder you can't leave the FWZ, you'll have the urge to talk about other people's balls, and then whoops you're banned. __________________ AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ XFX Geforce 7800GT ABIT AN8-SLI BFG Tech 650w

Jul 7, 2005, 01:36 AM	#27
T_MINTON DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	Billy I am laughing....lol lol lol

Jul 7, 2005, 06:57 AM	#29
nitrousoxide52 Driverheaven.com err .net Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,719 Rep Power: 0	Isn't it like gangrene or somethin because you don't have enough blood? Or to be more exact lol, The sum of the morphological changes indicative of cell death and caused by the progressive degradative action of enzymes; it may affect groups of cells or part of a structure or an organ. __________________ AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ XFX Geforce 7800GT ABIT AN8-SLI BFG Tech 650w

Jul 7, 2005, 07:44 AM	#30
Necrosis HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,838 Rep Power: 129 System Specs	Now lets see if Billy can say it 3x fast with that dick in his mouth.