How can we help Billy?

Warpy · Jul 5, 2005, 11:13 PM

Well it seems that BillyToaster needs our help, he is lacking in all aspects of life, needs moral support and someone to lift his chin.

Please post ways that we can help young Billy. Please bare in mind he is not wanting our help, but we need to help this little prick out..

This is a product of this post

Tipstaff · Jul 6, 2005, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Warpy

Well it seems that BillyToaster needs our help, he is lacking in all aspects of life, needs moral support and someone to lift his chin. But the most dawning thing is the size of his penis.

Please post ways that we can help young Billy. Please bare in mind he is not wanting our help, but we need to help this little prick out..

This is a product of this post

I'm gonna regret this, but The Penis Enlargement Report.

And yes, I Dogpiled it.

It was the only way I could find something to help the poor guy as I have zero experience in this area... and I don't want any.

Bigot · Jul 6, 2005, 01:12 AM

nitrousoxide52 · Jul 6, 2005, 01:42 AM

How about some original flames! This may help http://www.m-w.com/ , a thesaurus, so you're not recycling the same crap over and over again, and also a dictionary, so you can figure out all those big bad words that everyone is using.

**dj_stick** · Jul 6, 2005, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Warpy

Please post ways that we can help young Billy.

we can't

Warpy · Jul 6, 2005, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by dj_stick

we can't

Then he is knackered.

**dj_stick** · Jul 6, 2005, 09:39 AM

all we can do, as demonstrated by tipstaff and bigot is point and laugh

***craig5320*** · Jul 6, 2005, 02:15 PM

Why don't you just get off the guys back? maybe he could breath better if you weren't hugging on his back so hard. I think it'd be a great help

Billy Toaster · Jul 6, 2005, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dj_stick

all we can do, as demonstrated by tipstaff and bigot is point and laugh

Didnt know mods were allowed to insult members in the flame zone, hardly professional is it? I guess all those years of being owned in here have really just left you with a bitter taste in your mouth, eh? You are still of course a total idiot.

Billy Toaster · Jul 6, 2005, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Warpy

Well it seems that BillyToaster needs our help, he is lacking in all aspects of life, needs moral support and someone to lift his chin.

Please post ways that we can help young Billy. Please bare in mind he is not wanting our help, but we need to help this little prick out..

This is a product of this post

So let me just clarify, this thread is just a "product" of the fact I just flamed you in the flame zone for the first time and you are so insecure you needed to start a thread to get the backing of other members who ive previously burnt to a crisp, right? Safety in numbers?

I love these threads because a: they are generally from long standing members like you or bwx who go around the forums flaming everyone with a god complex and think they are invincible because they suck an admins cock or have a large post count.

Whats even funnier is I just heard in PM from someone who hates your guts here that you were banned from this site before for being an asshole, and your brother has been as well.

So lets recap finally for most of you retards in here.

Warpy is:
a: insecure and cant handle a flaming
b: feels safe in numbers and cant handle a man bigger than him, one on one.
b: cant read the forum rules has been banned and still thinks he is superior
c: has a small cock and needs fast cars and bikes to make up for a small cock.
d: has a brother who is as big an asshole as he is
e: makes up most of his post count asking stupid retarded questions like "hey guys bought a new mouse, can you tell me how to use it, im dumb as fuck".

So really thats about it Warpster isnt it? tsk tsk. Quite the cocksucker arent you? Tell you what, suck mine bitch, that will make me feel better, just wash your mouth out first from all that asslicking you do.

bake15 · Jul 6, 2005, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BillyToaster

e: makes up most of his post count asking stupid retarded questions like "hey guys bought a new mouse, can you tell me how to use it, im dumb as fuck".

Ðamage™ · Jul 6, 2005, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BillyToaster

Didnt know mods were allowed to insult members in the flame zone, hardly professional is it? I guess all those years of being owned in here have really just left you with a bitter taste in your mouth, eh? You are still of course a total idiot.

wow billy, I think he was actually trying to make light of the situation but being that you've got your head so far up your ass you didn't notice that did ya.. again I see you taking it way out of context.. the funny thing is you think your smart, actually that's the sad thing because you really don't get it do you. I think you seriously need to get out and find someone whether it be a man or woman, whatever you prefer but from the posts I've seen you in you have something with men's & boy's balls.. bigger they are the better I remember you saying.
Well I have to agree with dj_stick there's no amount of help we can offer this guy because he thinks he's the cat's ass and such a good "flamer". LoL simpy stunning there billy gunpowder toaster, did your mom & dad smack you alot when you were younger billy.. billy its not your fault.. no billy.. it's not your fault..

Billy Toaster · Jul 6, 2005, 08:49 PM

Its ok Brain, when you get to my level of expertise you get your own threads too. Hey nice gay red signature text, looks good on you.

Billy Toaster · Jul 6, 2005, 08:54 PM

The REAL warpy and his bike - I think he looks cute for a maggot.

Ðamage™ · Jul 6, 2005, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BillyToaster

Its ok Brain, when you get to my level of expertise you get your own threads too. Hey nice gay red signature text, looks good on you.

Is that the best you can come up with.. is knocking my signature LoL wow.

Billy Toaster · Jul 6, 2005, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Ðamage™

Is that the best you can come up with.. is knocking my signature LoL wow.

But red text like that is an advert for your homosexuality - its common forum knowledge, I thought everyone knew that? Not that I mind, i quite like gays - after all, its more women for us pussy loving dudes.

I think you are cool. Quite dumb and limited, but i respect your honesty and balls for posting a red X on your ass on the forums for every faggot to lick.

Ðamage™ · Jul 6, 2005, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BillyToaster

But red text like that is an advert for your homosexuality - its common forum knowledge, I thought everyone knew that? Not that I mind, i quite like gays - after all, its more women for us pussy loving dudes.

I think you are cool. Quite dumb and limited, but i respect your honesty and balls for posting a red X on your ass on the forums for every faggot to lick.

Actually i'm happily married with 2 beautiful daughters but if that's the best you can do, is make fun of my sig because it's red and call me gay well then you need to go back to the drawing board and get some new material cause the only person that looks like an idiot is you billy. You want to call me limited.. man thats funny coming from someone that spews the same shit over and over again. LoL again.. wow.

Billy Toaster · Jul 6, 2005, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Ðamage™

Actually i'm happily married with 2 beautiful daughters but if that's the best you can do, is make fun of my sig because it's red and call me gay well then you need to go back to the drawing board and get some new material cause the only person that looks like an idiot is you billy. You want to call me limited.. man thats funny coming from someone that spews the same shit over and over again. LoL again.. wow.

Ok rule no 1 of flaming. No "lols" and "wows", because honestly even coming from a tough dude those sound gay. coming from you with red text and a fetish for sex with your brother, well its honestly quite hard to take seriously.

Also I said I admired your honesty for "coming out" and admitting you liked ass, but now to turn around and spew the "im married with loads of kids and ive taken part in loads of female based orgies" just really looks exceptionally lame. Its the classic form of denial.

Be yourself, we are all smarter than that in here, at least you gained some respect in the last posts, but you are losing face in here.

Ðamage™ · Jul 6, 2005, 09:27 PM

Losing face.. billy billy it's not your fault. I can LoL or wow all I want there stubby. I didn't see your name in the thread about rules for this specific topic, so to sit there and think that there's a certain etiquette to saying certain words.. what like "balls.. go suck your moms balls.. fetish sex with your brother".. and the list goes on. LoL your the only one limited here son, you want to flame me about things that aren't true then you go right ahead and "try" and make yourself feel better about yourself, because that's the only reason dipshits like yourself say what you say.. you're a winner. WOW.

Billy Toaster · Jul 6, 2005, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Ðamage™

LoL your the only one limited here son.

That wasnt a bad flame but im sorry, no disrespect but its quite hard (excuse the pun), to take you seriously when you are flaming, you are just too nice. I mean even in your insults the old homosexual habits of calling me son and you wanting to be the "daddy" come out. So ill decline, but thanks for the offer, I think warpy might suit you more. After all he seems to be insecure about most things including his sexuality and he rides a big black bike to make himself look mean (or maybe to get the big dudes on harleys, not sure which) so I think you and him might hit it off. Hey you might be able to involve your brother in it too, have a little threesome.

*shudders**

Geminiwave · Jul 6, 2005, 09:56 PM

Billy. you call everyone fag and asslicker. Cant you come up with some new insults? It wouldnt be so bad if you ACTUALLY HAD NEW MATERIAL!

Ðamage™ · Jul 6, 2005, 09:59 PM

you poor poor kid.. you must have been thru alot of abuse growing up. It's still not your fault billy. I think this kid needs a hug.. how do you feel billy.. deep down.. do you feel like your so insignificant that your penis is small? or is it the fact that your to fat that you can't get a girlfriend/boyfriend? could it be that you were made fun of cause you don't know how to clean your ass and people can't stand the smell of you.. whatever it is man.. were all here for you, we just want to help.

Stop It · Jul 6, 2005, 10:05 PM

Hmmm, very friendly thread we have here (Like most in the flame warzone,

), BillyToaster, usually people grow out of calling people "gay" as an insult the minute they get out of primary school, its not big, its not clever, and really is out of date.

Going to your comment about mods flaming back, well, first I wouldnt call dj_sticks comment a flame, and in any case, just because we are mods does not mean we cant participate here, we have our stresses and steam to let off too.

Anyway, I think I just heard the bus leaving for sanity, ciao!

Zardon · Jul 6, 2005, 10:07 PM

Actually I hate to be a killjoy but in the moderator forum ive mentioned its best you guys dont get involved in here. If you call someone a dick its hard to get respect in other forum sections.

Billy Toaster · Jul 6, 2005, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Zardon

Actually I hate to be a killjoy but in the moderator forum ive mentioned its best you guys dont get involved in here. If you call someone a dick its hard to get respect in other forum sections.

You are a dick man, and have a big gay bike just like warpy. faggot.

Stop It · Jul 6, 2005, 10:12 PM

Which is why I posted in a respectful and polite manner, and merely made commentary on the thread, rather than openly flamed

Anyway, Ive been here to long, escape I must!

Zardon · Jul 6, 2005, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Billy "Dumbass" Toaster

You are a dick man, and have a big gay bike just like warpy. faggot.

Hehe, you really are lacking in inventiveness lately, I hereby award you "dumbass" of the month for services rendered, enjoy the custom mods

Stop It · Jul 6, 2005, 10:23 PM

How does that phrase go? "Dont get mad, Get even", nice one Zardon, hehehehe

Ðamage™ · Jul 6, 2005, 10:26 PM

LoL see.. I knew we could help billy hahahahaha

I can't stop laughing, I got tears comin down my eyes.. ahh Good times!!

Warpy · Jul 6, 2005, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Billy "Dumbass" Toaster

So let me just clarify, this thread is just a "product" of the fact I just flamed you in the flame zone for the first time and you are so insecure you needed to start a thread to get the backing of other members who ive previously burnt to a crisp, right? Safety in numbers?

I love these threads because a: they are generally from long standing members like you or bwx who go around the forums flaming everyone with a god complex and think they are invincible because they suck an admins cock or have a large post count.

Whats even funnier is I just heard in PM from someone who hates your guts here that you were banned from this site before for being an asshole, and your brother has been as well.

So lets recap finally for most of you retards in here.

Warpy is:
a: insecure and cant handle a flaming
b: feels safe in numbers and cant handle a man bigger than him, one on one.
b: cant read the forum rules has been banned and still thinks he is superior
c: has a small cock and needs fast cars and bikes to make up for a small cock.
d: has a brother who is as big an asshole as he is
e: makes up most of his post count asking stupid retarded questions like "hey guys bought a new mouse, can you tell me how to use it, im dumb as fuck".

So really thats about it Warpster isnt it? tsk tsk. Quite the cocksucker arent you? Tell you what, suck mine bitch, that will make me feel better, just wash your mouth out first from all that asslicking you do.

You are defintely a gifted man Billy your an example to us all, all I can say is keep up the attitude

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Ðamage™ DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 545 Rep Power: 0	Losing face.. billy billy it's not your fault. I can LoL or wow all I want there stubby. I didn't see your name in the thread about rules for this specific topic, so to sit there and think that there's a certain etiquette to saying certain words.. what like "balls.. go suck your moms balls.. fetish sex with your brother".. and the list goes on. LoL your the only one limited here son, you want to flame me about things that aren't true then you go right ahead and "try" and make yourself feel better about yourself, because that's the only reason dipshits like yourself say what you say.. you're a winner. WOW. __________________ [COLOR=black][COLOR=red]ATi[/COLOR] Bios Flashing: The Proper Way.[/COLOR][COLOR=red][/COLOR] [COLOR=red]How to properly Install a VGA/CPU Cooler.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]How to uninstall\install your ATi vga drivers properly[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]*It's not who we are, but what we do in life that defines us.*[/COLOR]

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Ðamage™ DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 545 Rep Power: 0	you poor poor kid.. you must have been thru alot of abuse growing up. It's still not your fault billy. I think this kid needs a hug.. how do you feel billy.. deep down.. do you feel like your so insignificant that your penis is small? or is it the fact that your to fat that you can't get a girlfriend/boyfriend? could it be that you were made fun of cause you don't know how to clean your ass and people can't stand the smell of you.. whatever it is man.. were all here for you, we just want to help. __________________ [COLOR=black][COLOR=red]ATi[/COLOR] Bios Flashing: The Proper Way.[/COLOR][COLOR=red][/COLOR] [COLOR=red]How to properly Install a VGA/CPU Cooler.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]How to uninstall\install your ATi vga drivers properly[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]*It's not who we are, but what we do in life that defines us.*[/COLOR]

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Stop It HHs' Resident Kitty Lover Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Biggleswade, UK Posts: 1,431 Rep Power: 78 System Specs	Hmmm, very friendly thread we have here (Like most in the flame warzone, ), BillyToaster, usually people grow out of calling people "gay" as an insult the minute they get out of primary school, its not big, its not clever, and really is out of date. Going to your comment about mods flaming back, well, first I wouldnt call dj_sticks comment a flame, and in any case, just because we are mods does not mean we cant participate here, we have our stresses and steam to let off too. Anyway, I think I just heard the bus leaving for sanity, ciao! __________________ Sig Courtesy of Mousey

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Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 179	Actually I hate to be a killjoy but in the moderator forum ive mentioned its best you guys dont get involved in here. If you call someone a dick its hard to get respect in other forum sections.

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Ðamage™ DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 545 Rep Power: 0	LoL see.. I knew we could help billy hahahahaha I can't stop laughing, I got tears comin down my eyes.. ahh Good times!! __________________ [COLOR=black][COLOR=red]ATi[/COLOR] Bios Flashing: The Proper Way.[/COLOR][COLOR=red][/COLOR] [COLOR=red]How to properly Install a VGA/CPU Cooler.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]How to uninstall\install your ATi vga drivers properly[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]*It's not who we are, but what we do in life that defines us.*[/COLOR]