Jessica Lynch is a Dumb Bitch

SFOSOK · Jul 21, 2005, 06:54 AM

Jessica Lynch is a dumb bitch, she single handedly killed her commanding officer in a car wreck where everyone else was either captured and tortured to death of just killed. And what did she get for all this? medals, and you know why? cause she was a girl. Those medals should have gone to the men from the Special Forces, Rangers, and Marine Force Recon who all went to her hospital jsut to save her ass. now they are making a movie out of it? pathetic.

I am not sexist, but the Millitary was meant for men, we should never have lowered the standards for women.

Main point, if that was Jessica Lynch in that vest she probably would have died on the spot from the blow or would have just been knocked unconscious, and thereafter recieved a medal of honor for catching a bullet with her stupidity

I mean seriously though, If I was around bagdad and I fell off a roof, used my commander to break my fall, and break every bone in my body, I would probably get court martialed.

But if a woman (who doesn't know how to drive, why the fuck is she driving anyway?), for instance, plows through a field of male soldiers, using the front of her car as the lifetime channel's male demon death machine, she would be praised by all and givin medals for her heroic actions of slaughtering her fellow man in arms

Reasons why woman Should not be in the millitary.
1. If they get shot when on their period they die.

2. Bleed soo much They have to check if they are wounded for half an hour.

3. Don't know how to fucking drive and sohuld never be around cars (I don't care what any ofyou say, Women are not meant to drive, whoever put the first woman in front of a stearing wheel should die)

4. Distractions for men (they should only be thinkin bout killin some Osama, not bangin the pretty private)

5. If a woman is ugly enough to look like a man, smell like a man, sound like a man, and not get periods like a man well....chances are she is in the marines already, cause u can't really tell if Marines are men or women, they r just... u know.....marines....they get em all super beefy so they can make a giant wall of protection against incoming fire.

I also say sargeants should be allowed to punch anyone with a lower rank than them in the face. But you can't hit girls so that eliminates that.

Now adays girls are smarter than guys, and you know wut, we don't care, cause we buy them the slowest car we can find and make them eat our dust from our cars, and thats wut really matters isn't it?

Army all the way

HoooaaH

SFOSOK · Jul 21, 2005, 07:01 AM

Give me a fucking Hooah if you agree

If you don't agree say so, if you are a marine or in the Navy please type in, I LOVE THE COCK!

OldBuzzard · Jul 21, 2005, 07:06 AM

This is the most incredible display of stupidity that I have ever seen in the FWZ.

Congratulations SFOSOK

SFOSOK · Jul 21, 2005, 07:07 AM

You are very welcome.

SFOSOK · Jul 21, 2005, 07:09 AM

Why would anyone post something in here if they wanted it to be taken seriously?

Maybe its just there to make you think.

Maybe its just there to piss you off.

O shit I have an English paper due tomorrow.

IF you truelly take this seriously then you are far too tense, you should not look for any type of insight in a forum titled Flaming

Falstaff · Jul 21, 2005, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldBuzzard

This is the most incredible display of stupidity that I have ever seen in the FWZ.

Congratulations SFOSOK

ah shit, I have seen worse....'
I remember an idiot called Byteme...LOL

Falstaff · Jul 21, 2005, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SFOSOK

Why would anyone post something in here if they wanted it to be taken seriously?

Maybe its just there to make you think.

Maybe its just there to piss you off.

O shit I have an English paper due tomorrow.

IF you truelly take this seriously then you are far too tense, you should not look for any type of insight in a forum titled Flaming

this is all you got?

Falstaff · Jul 21, 2005, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SFOSOK

Why would anyone post something in here if they wanted it to be taken seriously?

Maybe its just there to make you think.

Maybe its just there to piss you off.

O shit I have an English paper due tomorrow.

IF you truelly take this seriously then you are far too tense, you should not look for any type of insight in a forum titled Flaming

this is all you got?

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jul 21, 2005, 08:07 AM

*The only problem is many a male soldger will die attempting an impossable saveing of
a injured or trapped female soldger vs a male one. Doing things they wouldn't do with thier
wits about them

*Men don't have to worry about other men being raped on the battle field,
by thier fellow soldger or the enemy. They have to worry about the females

*When a female is killed or captured it's ubber bad PR.

TJ- · Jul 21, 2005, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SFOSOK

I also say sargeants should be allowed to punch anyone with a lower rank than them in the face. But you can't hit girls so that eliminates that.

TJ- · Jul 21, 2005, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Neon_Cowboy

*The only problem is many a male soldger will die attempting a ipossable saveing of
a injgerd or trapped female soldger vs a male one. Do things they would do with thier
wits about them

wow man, neon what the heck is that?

SexPistoL · Jul 21, 2005, 11:48 AM

I think someone's clock has stopped.......put a new battery in and reset it to the 21st century.

brutusmaximus · Jul 21, 2005, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SFOSOK

Jessica Lynch is a dumb bitch, she single handedly killed her commanding officer in a car wreck where everyone else was either captured and tortured to death of just killed.

The UK lost more men under friendly fire from the USA guys than hostile fire. Maybe all americans are just dumb?

violat3 · Jul 21, 2005, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SFOSOK

Give me a fucking Hooah if you agree

If you don't agree say so, if you are a marine or in the Navy please type in,

you are a wanker ... your maw must be well pleased with you after your initial post

Quote:

Originally Posted by SFOSOK

I LOVE THE COCK!

and why does this not suprise me about you fannybaws

SFOSOK · Jul 21, 2005, 09:41 PM

hahahahahaha ,sweet changin my worsd around and shit, wow that is original, and I'm not even trying to piss anyone off.

Funny that ppl responded, I just wanted ppl to read it so it looks like they have.

and no that is not the best I have, but I will not waste my intellectual ability on this forum.

row · Jul 21, 2005, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brutusmaximus

The UK lost more men under friendly fire from the USA guys than hostile fire. Maybe all americans are just dumb?

?

possibly dumb, but still alive

not a army brat
not a squid
not a punk ass marine
USAF!

OldBuzzard · Jul 22, 2005, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SFOSOK

I will not waste my intellectual ability on this forum.

Good that you decided that, as from what I've seen, you don't have very much 'intellectual ability' to spare.

SFOSOK · Jul 23, 2005, 06:32 AM

Good come back, I may have myself a laugh.

Youv'e got to think to yourself though b4 you post, how that everything and anything anyone may say would never piss me off.

I view most ppl's opinions as equall.

but very good, keep it coming, I could use some electronic abuse because my life is just way too good to last right now.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jul 24, 2005, 11:17 AM

another stupid thread but this guy doesnt piss me off

YAYitsAndrew · Jul 24, 2005, 04:11 PM

The_Neon_Cowboy · Jul 24, 2005, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldBuzzard

Good that you decided that, as from what I've seen, you don't have very much 'intellectual ability' to spare.

BWHAHAHAWHAAAA!!!!

good one!
THat should be in the wall of flame thread

SFOSOK · Jul 25, 2005, 08:50 PM

was it really that funny? maybe I misread it, nope, still not funny, sorry.

OldBuzzard · Jul 25, 2005, 09:13 PM

That's because you used up that part or your 'intellectual ability' that recognizes humor with your post following mine.

At this rate, if you make too many more posts here, you will be a jibbering idiot before the end of the week.

SexPistoL · Jul 26, 2005, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldBuzzard

That's because you used up that part or your 'intellectual ability' that recognizes humor with your post following mine.

At this rate, if you make too many more posts here, you will be a jibbering idiot before the end of the week.

Too late it's already happened

Senor_Mota · Jul 26, 2005, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Government Whore-Ass Bush-Humping Dumbshit

Reasons why woman Should not be in the millitary.
1. If they get shot when on their period they die.

2. Bleed soo much They have to check if they are wounded for half an hour.

3. Don't know how to fucking drive and sohuld never be around cars (I don't care what any ofyou say, Women are not meant to drive, whoever put the first woman in front of a stearing wheel should die)

4. Distractions for men (they should only be thinkin bout killin some Osama, not bangin the pretty private)

5. If a woman is ugly enough to look like a man, smell like a man, sound like a man, and not get periods like a man well....chances are she is in the marines already, cause u can't really tell if Marines are men or women, they r just... u know.....marines....they get em all super beefy so they can make a giant wall of protection against incoming fire.

I also say sargeants should be allowed to punch anyone with a lower rank than them in the face. But you can't hit girls so that eliminates that.

Now adays girls are smarter than guys, and you know wut, we don't care, cause we buy them the slowest car we can find and make them eat our dust from our cars, and thats wut really matters isn't it?

Army all the way

HoooaaH

Did you grow up drinking contaminated water from a radioactive aquifer? Because I don't think I've seen or read such drivel since The 9/11 Commission Report. Anyone who closes their aforementioned statements with "Hooah" is a big ol' DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet you've nabbed quite a few girlfriends with that dispostion, haven't you, "Ladies' Man"?

You're the reason guys like me could never get a decent girl in High School...you ruin 'em for the real men. Pull your balls out of your commanding officer's ass, and get some respect for women.

SFOSOK · Jul 27, 2005, 08:08 AM

wow thanks. Does attacking me in some way improve your masculinity? I hope it does.

So now I'm sexist because I think the Army should have the same standards for both men and women?

Sweet.

Now to add that to the many things ppl hate about me.

keep goin guys. say the worst things you can, cause I'm interested enough just to see if you can actually piss me off. Go on, don't hold back. I know you have more. Find mistakes in the text and exploit them, come on, you guys can do a whole lot better.

SFOSOK · Jul 27, 2005, 08:14 AM

Trust me, I respect women more than you can ever possibly imagine, and I am not some dumb fuck jock. When I was in High School I didn't let shit happen to any girl. In fact I helped end the abuse that many guys start out in highschool. A friend of mine came up to me and told me this guy just punched one of my other friends in the stomach, my other friend was a girl. So what did I do? No I did not just sit there and eat my lunch, I got up went up behind that peice of shit and did a two point choke hold around his neck. Put him to sleep for a couple hours. Right there on the campus at lunsh time. No girl was ever harmed at that school from that point on.

Any guy who ever hits a girl for any reason should just plain die. What would you say? O I would have done the same, I would have killed the guy, and the truth is no you wouldn't have. Because hardly anyone proves they are worth a damn anymore.

Good thing he didn't press charges, I would have been screwed over in joinin the millitary if he did.

AttroPheed · Jul 27, 2005, 02:48 PM

yeah i would agree that women should be held to the same standards as men. especially in the military or any other vocation where people's lives may depend on your not sucking. the crazy fuck shooting at 'em isn't gonna have different standards for a man or a woman. Personally i think the whole thing got as big as it did so they could use it as propaganda to get more people (men and women) to join up. people love heroes. even if they stand on other's shoulders to look bigger.

Xx#1BallerxX · Jul 27, 2005, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SFOSOK

No I did not just sit there and eat my lunch, I got up went up behind that peice of shit and did a two point choke hold around his neck.

Sure......

SFOSOK · Jul 28, 2005, 07:08 AM

No reason to care if you believe me.

But just so you know, your actions make you what you are

Not your words.

Think of it as an equation for your life.
Every good action is +2
Every time you say something but don't act -1

No regret, only way to live, only way to die

Jul 21, 2005, 07:06 AM	#3
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Jul 25, 2005, 09:13 PM	#23
OldBuzzard DH's oldest Geek Join Date: May 2003 Location: Oberlin, OH Posts: 2,782 Rep Power: 145 System Specs	That's because you used up that part or your 'intellectual ability' that recognizes humor with your post following mine. At this rate, if you make too many more posts here, you will be a jibbering idiot before the end of the week. __________________ When looking for a reason as to why things go wrong, never rule out sheer STUPIDITY

Jul 21, 2005, 06:54 AM	#1
SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	*Jessica Lynch is a Dumb Bi#%** Jessica Lynch is a dumb bitch, she single handedly killed her commanding officer in a car wreck where everyone else was either captured and tortured to death of just killed. And what did she get for all this? medals, and you know why? cause she was a girl. Those medals should have gone to the men from the Special Forces, Rangers, and Marine Force Recon who all went to her hospital jsut to save her ass. now they are making a movie out of it? pathetic. I am not sexist, but the Millitary was meant for men, we should never have lowered the standards for women. Main point, if that was Jessica Lynch in that vest she probably would have died on the spot from the blow or would have just been knocked unconscious, and thereafter recieved a medal of honor for catching a bullet with her stupidity I mean seriously though, If I was around bagdad and I fell off a roof, used my commander to break my fall, and break every bone in my body, I would probably get court martialed. But if a woman (who doesn't know how to drive, why the fuck is she driving anyway?), for instance, plows through a field of male soldiers, using the front of her car as the lifetime channel's male demon death machine, she would be praised by all and givin medals for her heroic actions of slaughtering her fellow man in arms Reasons why woman Should not be in the millitary. 1. If they get shot when on their period they die. 2. Bleed soo much They have to check if they are wounded for half an hour. 3. Don't know how to fucking drive and sohuld never be around cars (I don't care what any ofyou say, Women are not meant to drive, whoever put the first woman in front of a stearing wheel should die) 4. Distractions for men (they should only be thinkin bout killin some Osama, not bangin the pretty private) 5. If a woman is ugly enough to look like a man, smell like a man, sound like a man, and not get periods like a man well....chances are she is in the marines already, cause u can't really tell if Marines are men or women, they r just... u know.....marines....they get em all super beefy so they can make a giant wall of protection against incoming fire. I also say sargeants should be allowed to punch anyone with a lower rank than them in the face. But you can't hit girls so that eliminates that. Now adays girls are smarter than guys, and you know wut, we don't care, cause we buy them the slowest car we can find and make them eat our dust from our cars, and thats wut really matters isn't it? Army all the way HoooaaH Last edited by SFOSOK; Aug 1, 2005 at 10:18 PM.

Jul 21, 2005, 07:01 AM	Thread Starter #2
SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	Give me a fucking Hooah if you agree If you don't agree say so, if you are a marine or in the Navy please type in, I LOVE THE COCK!

Jul 21, 2005, 07:07 AM	Thread Starter #4
SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	You are very welcome.

Jul 21, 2005, 07:09 AM	Thread Starter #5
SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	Why would anyone post something in here if they wanted it to be taken seriously? Maybe its just there to make you think. Maybe its just there to piss you off. O shit I have an English paper due tomorrow. IF you truelly take this seriously then you are far too tense, you should not look for any type of insight in a forum titled Flaming

Jul 21, 2005, 11:48 AM	#12
SexPistoL DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: UK Posts: 604 Rep Power: 0	I think someone's clock has stopped.......put a new battery in and reset it to the 21st century.

Jul 21, 2005, 09:41 PM	Thread Starter #15
SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	hahahahahaha ,sweet changin my worsd around and shit, wow that is original, and I'm not even trying to piss anyone off. Funny that ppl responded, I just wanted ppl to read it so it looks like they have. and no that is not the best I have, but I will not waste my intellectual ability on this forum.

Jul 23, 2005, 06:32 AM	Thread Starter #18
SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	Good come back, I may have myself a laugh. Youv'e got to think to yourself though b4 you post, how that everything and anything anyone may say would never piss me off. I view most ppl's opinions as equall. but very good, keep it coming, I could use some electronic abuse because my life is just way too good to last right now.

Jul 25, 2005, 08:50 PM	Thread Starter #22
SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	was it really that funny? maybe I misread it, nope, still not funny, sorry.

Jul 27, 2005, 08:08 AM	Thread Starter #26
SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	wow thanks. Does attacking me in some way improve your masculinity? I hope it does. So now I'm sexist because I think the Army should have the same standards for both men and women? Sweet. Now to add that to the many things ppl hate about me. keep goin guys. say the worst things you can, cause I'm interested enough just to see if you can actually piss me off. Go on, don't hold back. I know you have more. Find mistakes in the text and exploit them, come on, you guys can do a whole lot better.

Jul 27, 2005, 08:14 AM	Thread Starter #27
SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	Trust me, I respect women more than you can ever possibly imagine, and I am not some dumb fuck jock. When I was in High School I didn't let shit happen to any girl. In fact I helped end the abuse that many guys start out in highschool. A friend of mine came up to me and told me this guy just punched one of my other friends in the stomach, my other friend was a girl. So what did I do? No I did not just sit there and eat my lunch, I got up went up behind that peice of shit and did a two point choke hold around his neck. Put him to sleep for a couple hours. Right there on the campus at lunsh time. No girl was ever harmed at that school from that point on. Any guy who ever hits a girl for any reason should just plain die. What would you say? O I would have done the same, I would have killed the guy, and the truth is no you wouldn't have. Because hardly anyone proves they are worth a damn anymore. Good thing he didn't press charges, I would have been screwed over in joinin the millitary if he did.

Jul 27, 2005, 02:48 PM	#28
AttroPheed DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Paris Posts: 386 Rep Power: 0	yeah i would agree that women should be held to the same standards as men. especially in the military or any other vocation where people's lives may depend on your not sucking. the crazy fuck shooting at 'em isn't gonna have different standards for a man or a woman. Personally i think the whole thing got as big as it did so they could use it as propaganda to get more people (men and women) to join up. people love heroes. even if they stand on other's shoulders to look bigger. __________________ "Facts seldom interfere with belief." - James Randi "Where knowledge ends, superstition begins." - Some Guy "A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence." - David Hume [COLOR=red]Flying Spaghetti Is Lord!![/COLOR] My PC Stats

Jul 28, 2005, 07:08 AM	Thread Starter #30
SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	No reason to care if you believe me. But just so you know, your actions make you what you are Not your words. Think of it as an equation for your life. Every good action is +2 Every time you say something but don't act -1 No regret, only way to live, only way to die