Bad Taste Jokes

SexPistoL · Sep 22, 2005, 11:24 PM

Lmao

Partizan · Sep 22, 2005, 11:29 PM

Q: What is the difference between a pile of kids and a pile of gravel?

A: You can't showel a pile of gravel with a dungfork.

br00ksintexas · Sep 23, 2005, 02:59 AM

Q. What do you get a dead baby for Christmas?

A. A dead puppy!

Randomletters · Sep 23, 2005, 04:45 AM

Wanna hear a joke?

Womens rights

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, youve already told her twice

Pompey · Sep 25, 2005, 11:01 AM

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you."
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels.
She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.
She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph.
She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need right here."
She asks, "What's that?"
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"

I also have some racist joke but I wasnt sure if I was allowed to post them.

Pompey · Sep 25, 2005, 11:46 AM

What's better than winning the para-olympics?
Being able to walk.

Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest?
Acne comes on your face after puberty.

What's cold, blue, and sits in the corner?
A dead baby in a walmart bag.

Whats the white milky stuff on the bottom of a girls underwear?
Clitty litter

Sep 22, 2005, 11:24 PM	Thread Starter #31
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Sep 22, 2005, 11:29 PM	#32
Partizan Fun loving criminal Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Slovenia Posts: 1,182 Rep Power: 62 System Specs	Q: What is the difference between a pile of kids and a pile of gravel? A: You can't showel a pile of gravel with a dungfork. __________________ Live and let live!

Sep 25, 2005, 11:01 AM	#35
Pompey DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Wellington, New Zealand Posts: 362 Rep Power: 0	A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce." The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels. She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph. She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph. She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?" The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need right here." She asks, "What's that?" The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!" I also have some racist joke but I wasnt sure if I was allowed to post them. __________________ One's inability to find an answer to a question does not imply that the question has no answer.

Sep 25, 2005, 11:46 AM	#36
Pompey DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Wellington, New Zealand Posts: 362 Rep Power: 0	What's better than winning the para-olympics? Being able to walk. Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic Priest? Acne comes on your face after puberty. What's cold, blue, and sits in the corner? A dead baby in a walmart bag. Whats the white milky stuff on the bottom of a girls underwear? Clitty litter __________________ One's inability to find an answer to a question does not imply that the question has no answer.

Sep 23, 2005, 02:59 AM	#33
br00ksintexas DriverHeaven Lover Join Date: May 2005 Location: Watauga, Texas (Just N. of Ft. Worth and S. of Keller) Posts: 119 Rep Power: 0	Q. What do you get a dead baby for Christmas? A. A dead puppy!

Sep 23, 2005, 04:45 AM	#34
Randomletters ))<>(( Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,418 Rep Power: 54	Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, youve already told her twice