mike jones! who? mike jones!

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Sep 21, 2005, 05:22 AM

holy fuck this guy is annoying, everyone knows im down with rap music hardcore. but this guy has no fucking lyrical ability, he repeats his name like a fucking idiot a minimum 10 times EVERY song. his beats are absolutely cheesy, they sound like something out of napoleon dynamite. in addition, he looks like a fucking ape nigger.

and no guys, i know enough white people are anti-rap and i did not open this thread to bash rap music and how your metal is so much more L33T. i really dont give a shit. right now i'm here to flame mike jones and whoever else hates drop a line. and again, no not 50 cent or lil jon. thx

Son_of_Thunder · Sep 21, 2005, 05:39 AM

"I want to thank all the people involved with this project. But mostly I want to thank Mike Hawk. Mike Hawk always stood up for me when I was down, and Mike Hawk always showed appreciation when I stroked his ego a little. I love Mike Hawk."

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Sep 21, 2005, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Son_of_Thunder

"I want to thank all the people involved with this project. But mostly I want to thank Mike Hawk. Mike Hawk always stood up for me when I was down, and Mike Hawk always showed appreciation when I stroked his ego a little. I love Mike Hawk."

????

care to elaborate

SFOSOK · Sep 21, 2005, 06:20 AM

Man you got angry. Rap is poisen man, if its good or bad poisen, it doesn't matter, its still poisen

.

Never heard of this guy, but if you like rap and you think this guy sucks this much, then he must really be a no talent ass clown.

I gave up on rap when they stopped using instruments (so that was pretty much at the start).

Hey you never know, maybe he'll trip down some stairs and fall on a pike at his beach house.

Son_of_Thunder · Sep 21, 2005, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BiGBrOwNPimpsta

????

care to elaborate

Say Mike Hawk out loud a few times and it'll make sense

AttroPheed · Sep 21, 2005, 12:35 PM

It's actually pretty smart to repeat the brand name in your ad as a way of keeping the idea of your product fresh in people's mind. Hopefully he'll just take the money and run instead of starting his own label and subsidizing a bunch of crappy little 2nd rate mike jones clones with the same tired ass hooks and beats on every record. Just think that major labels need shitty acts that make money so they can take chances on good acts that might not.

**dj_stick** · Sep 21, 2005, 01:34 PM

hahahaha rofl damn when i saw that name it reminded me of an idiot i know around my area that acts himself up

pr0digal jenius · Sep 21, 2005, 03:31 PM

"I'm mike jones, bitch"

[hobo]eclipse · Sep 21, 2005, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0digal jenius

"I'm mike jones, bitch"

oh, no no........I'

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Sep 22, 2005, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Son_of_Thunder

Say Mike Hawk out loud a few times and it'll make sense

OHHHHH i get it now

yea this guy is a fool. but it was kinda smart doing his self promotion. but he sucks. if he had a real story to tell like eminem id care. his buddy paul wall is better (slim thug isnt bad), but paul wall when he really talks i dont understand him. i understand him rappin but not when he talks, he sounds more nigger than mike jones or slim thug (their little swishahouse crew)

Drakon · Sep 22, 2005, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by BiGBrOwNPimpsta

OHHHHH i get it now

yea this guy is a fool. but it was kinda smart doing his self promotion. but he sucks. if he had a real story to tell like eminem id care. his buddy paul wall is better (slim thug isnt bad), but paul wall when he really talks i dont understand him. i understand him rappin but not when he talks, he sounds more nigger than mike jones or slim thug (their little swishahouse crew)

one of the main reasons why i don't listen to cRap... err I mean Rap

riles9262 · Sep 23, 2005, 09:48 PM

Well, he sounds like a punk to me...to clense his stench, I'd recommend listening to wutang clan's 36 chambers immediately. That was real rap.

SFOSOK · Sep 23, 2005, 10:12 PM

Well I can't say I understand any of them, I remember the wutang clan also, I liked them in their day.

I was thinking of making a shirt at F&S that on the front says I HATE RAP
and on the back it will have a picture of the stereo type black rapper (which ever looks most like a stereo type) and it will say under it, if you look and act like this then you deserve to be a stereotype : )

I may sell them on here if anyone wants one.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Sep 23, 2005, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SFOSOK

Well I can't say I understand any of them, I remember the wutang clan also, I liked them in their day.

I was thinking of making a shirt at F&S that on the front says I HATE RAP
and on the back it will have a picture of the stereo type black rapper (which ever looks most like a stereo type) and it will say under it, if you look and act like this then you deserve to be a stereotype : )

I may sell them on here if anyone wants one.

wrong thread dude, this is for mike jones. my friend said he saw a shirt that said if i hear mike jones say his name again ill slap myself in the face

Asmoday · Sep 23, 2005, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SFOSOK

I was thinking of making a shirt at F&S that on the front says I HATE RAP
and on the back it will have a picture of the stereo type black rapper (which ever looks most like a stereo type) and it will say under it, if you look and act like this then you deserve to be a stereotype : )

I may sell them on here if anyone wants one.

I'd buy one of those...

qweqaz5 · Oct 8, 2005, 11:18 AM

LOL I was just telling my housemate the other day about how much I hate Mike Jones. Never did I think I would find this thread.....

The_Neon_Cowboy · Oct 8, 2005, 01:19 PM

Made me think of this.....

from tshirthell

pr0digal jenius · Oct 8, 2005, 07:30 PM

i love tshirt hell

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Oct 9, 2005, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by qweqaz5

LOL I was just telling my housemate the other day about how much I hate Mike Jones. Never did I think I would find this thread.....

god tell your housemate we should get wasted and call his # and tell he blows

qweqaz5 · Oct 11, 2005, 07:27 AM

Great..... Mike Jones is on Jimmy Kimmel; 2 people who suck monkey balls.

MIIKKE JOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEESS

MIIKKE JOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEESS

MIIKKE JOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEESS

God help us all.

SSXeon · Nov 18, 2005, 07:49 AM

Mike Jones is trash, just goes to show how retarded americans are to listen to "hip" music to be cool. God sometimes im ashamed to live here.

SSXeon

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Nov 18, 2005, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SSXeon

Mike Jones is trash, just goes to show how retarded americans are to listen to "hip" music to be cool. God sometimes im ashamed to live here.

SSXeon

then get the fuck out of the country.

SSXeon · Nov 20, 2005, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BiGBrOwNPimpsta

then get the fuck out of the country.

Um what? I can bitch about americans all i want, just because 80% of them are retards. Music is not like it was in the 70s, its all about money and fame, not for the music. Thats why i listen to swedish/canadian/florida metal. The lyrics have meaning, not some bullsh1t like spraying there name or what they own in the booklet. Leme guess, you like mike jones? God he sux.

SSXeon

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Nov 20, 2005, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by SSXeon

Um what? I can bitch about americans all i want, just because 80% of them are retards. Music is not like it was in the 70s, its all about money and fame, not for the music. Thats why i listen to swedish/canadian/florida metal. The lyrics have meaning, not some bullsh1t like spraying there name or what they own in the booklet. Leme guess, you like mike jones? God he sux.

SSXeon

dumbfuck, read who started the thread. and i said this isnt about the music genres, its about mike jones as an artist. he is garbage. stick to the topic.

SSXeon · Nov 20, 2005, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BiGBrOwNPimpsta

dumbfuck, read who started the thread. and i said this isnt about the music genres, its about mike jones as an artist. he is garbage. stick to the topic.

Wow, you dont have to call me names.

Fine octave dropped vocals are the gayest thing ever, and mike is too fat. I hope he dies from obesity!

SSXeon

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Nov 20, 2005, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SSXeon

Wow, you dont have to call me names.

Fine octave dropped vocals are the gayest thing ever, and mike is too fat. I hope he dies from obesity!

SSXeon

chopped and screwed is cool, but its annoying when theres albums of it simply the same shit

nitrousoxide52 · Nov 21, 2005, 01:07 AM

Mike Jones! Mike Jones! Bob Dole! Mike Jones! I Don't Care How Mike Jones Dies Just As Long As I Don't Hear His Name Again!!!! Gahhhh!

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Nov 21, 2005, 01:08 AM

paul wall i dont understand what the fuck he says half the time, but hes far better than mike jones definitely.

Sep 21, 2005, 05:22 AM	#1
BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Dirty Dot Posts: 7,717 Rep Power: 107 System Specs	mike jones! who? mike jones! holy fuck this guy is annoying, everyone knows im down with rap music hardcore. but this guy has no fucking lyrical ability, he repeats his name like a fucking idiot a minimum 10 times EVERY song. his beats are absolutely cheesy, they sound like something out of napoleon dynamite. in addition, he looks like a fucking ape nigger. and no guys, i know enough white people are anti-rap and i did not open this thread to bash rap music and how your metal is so much more L33T. i really dont give a shit. right now i'm here to flame mike jones and whoever else hates drop a line. and again, no not 50 cent or lil jon. thx __________________ Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Music \| Logitech Z-5500 THX 5.1 Surround Sound Speakers \| 2 Lite-On 20x S-ATA Burners \| Logitech G700 Mouse \| Logitech MX5500 Bluetooth Keyboard

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Son_of_Thunder HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Kalamazoo, MI Posts: 1,441 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	"I want to thank all the people involved with this project. But mostly I want to thank Mike Hawk. Mike Hawk always stood up for me when I was down, and Mike Hawk always showed appreciation when I stroked his ego a little. I love Mike Hawk." __________________

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SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	Man you got angry. Rap is poisen man, if its good or bad poisen, it doesn't matter, its still poisen . Never heard of this guy, but if you like rap and you think this guy sucks this much, then he must really be a no talent ass clown. I gave up on rap when they stopped using instruments (so that was pretty much at the start). Hey you never know, maybe he'll trip down some stairs and fall on a pike at his beach house. __________________ Warning - Explicit Content Preceeding METAL!!

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riles9262 Driverheaven brewmaster Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 4,842 Rep Power: 72 System Specs	Well, he sounds like a punk to me...to clense his stench, I'd recommend listening to wutang clan's 36 chambers immediately. That was real rap. __________________ A beer a day keeps the doctor away.

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SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	Well I can't say I understand any of them, I remember the wutang clan also, I liked them in their day. I was thinking of making a shirt at F&S that on the front says I HATE RAP and on the back it will have a picture of the stereo type black rapper (which ever looks most like a stereo type) and it will say under it, if you look and act like this then you deserve to be a stereotype : ) I may sell them on here if anyone wants one. __________________ Warning - Explicit Content Preceeding METAL!!

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qweqaz5 DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 88 Rep Power: 0	LOL I was just telling my housemate the other day about how much I hate Mike Jones. Never did I think I would find this thread.....

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pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	i love tshirt hell

Oct 11, 2005, 07:27 AM	#20
qweqaz5 DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 88 Rep Power: 0	Great..... Mike Jones is on Jimmy Kimmel; 2 people who suck monkey balls. MIIKKE JOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEESS MIIKKE JOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEESS MIIKKE JOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEESS God help us all.

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SSXeon ATi Freak!! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Virginia, US Posts: 501 Rep Power: 0	Mike Jones is trash, just goes to show how retarded americans are to listen to "hip" music to be cool. God sometimes im ashamed to live here. SSXeon __________________ XFX HD4890 1024MB @ 950/4400Mhz Have issues with your Catalyst driver? Please report it to ATi

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nitrousoxide52 Driverheaven.com err .net Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,719 Rep Power: 0	Mike Jones! Mike Jones! Bob Dole! Mike Jones! I Don't Care How Mike Jones Dies Just As Long As I Don't Hear His Name Again!!!! Gahhhh! __________________ AMD Athlon64 X2 3800+ XFX Geforce 7800GT ABIT AN8-SLI BFG Tech 650w

Nov 21, 2005, 01:08 AM	Thread Starter #28
BiGBrOwNPimpsta HH's #1 Hustla and Pimp Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Dirty Dot Posts: 7,717 Rep Power: 107 System Specs	paul wall i dont understand what the fuck he says half the time, but hes far better than mike jones definitely. __________________ Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreme Music \| Logitech Z-5500 THX 5.1 Surround Sound Speakers \| 2 Lite-On 20x S-ATA Burners \| Logitech G700 Mouse \| Logitech MX5500 Bluetooth Keyboard