Rules for a "flamezone" and other complaints

Ulric · Jan 14, 2006, 07:40 PM

Yeah, that makes sense, mods. Create a forum in which anyone who wishes to be an "asshole" to other members is free to do so, but must remain under close observation by their superiors (that's you, morons). What's the point of having a fucking forum of negativity if you can't point the finger and laugh at someone else's misery, or at the very least, trash-talk their shitty, pedophilia-filled computer systems in freedom? I'm not political advocate in the slightest, but I believe "free speech" comes to play in its one and only useful circumstance.

Now then, onto more important things...

Let's see, where to begin... Oh yes. How about my old, trusty rant of morons posting retarded threads about their family life on a technology enthusiasts' website? Oh god, I just love when I stumble upon these fucktards' posts about how they're a new father or mother, or how their underage girlfriend cheated on them. Hey you, before you go out back, behind your brick shithouse you call a "home" and blow your brains out with your stolen firearm, do me a favor: DON'T COME ON DRIVERHEAVEN and send me your computer! Well, just most of it. I don't want your HD(s). Who knows what kind of shit you've got on it. Just give me the most important parts. And, if you can't figure that out, I'll give you a little hint: I don't want your semen-stained keyboards or mice with dead skin clumped between the buttons.

What else? How about these imbeciles that log into the "Flamezone" and pretend to be intelligent when their posts are littered with spelling and grammatical errors to the nth degree? Think about it, folks. If you're going to insult someone, at least protect yourself beforehand. All you need is the basic sentence structure and punctuation, let alone comprehension of basic words. But please, get a parent's permission before logging on so you don't look like an even bigger idiot.

I hope you don't think I'm an "asshole" (as you people so succinctly put it) for any of this, as I'd hate the thought of ruining your day/life by simply regurgitating my thoughts on a pointless message board. Anyway, I've got to go and hang out with my friends since it's my birthday today and all. Happy fucking birthday, right? Thanks in advance, cum bubbles!

pr0digal jenius · Jan 14, 2006, 10:37 PM

"This is the flame warzone. Anything goes. Have a poke at anything you like. Be sexist, diss religious entities or be general arsehole if you want to be. BUT (and it's a big but) if you do post like this, it HAS to be tongue-in-cheek. If you go over the top then you will be moderated."

Oh god, such harsh rules. How dare we!

As for the rest fo the forum with it's posts about our personal lives. Let me quote rule #2 of the flamewarzone.

"We've had a fair few complaints about the language and content posted here. My take on that is TOUGH TITTIES. It's like renting a movie advertised with "May contain sexual and/or violent scenes" and then moaning that you've been offended by the content. Please, if you're offended by the posts here then DON'T READ THIS FORUM SECTION."

If you don't wanna read about who's girlfriend dumped who and who's having a kid. Don't. Fucking. Read it. It's not that hard.

And yes "happy fucking birthday".

Cum bubbles...how original. Would you like a straw and a studly latino guy to demonstrate for us?

SFOSOK · Jan 15, 2006, 01:54 AM

ouch

Could feel the heat when I entered the site : ).

Lakevren · Feb 3, 2006, 08:14 AM

I wasted 3 mins more of my life.

Thanks a lot.

~~Alien1~~ · Feb 4, 2006, 01:13 PM

Thank you for making me feel so sleepy

Goodnight

Sandok · Feb 4, 2006, 10:02 PM

Well folks... Seems we finally ticked someone

LuCifer · Feb 5, 2006, 12:47 AM

Im scared

Razgriz · Feb 5, 2006, 01:46 AM

oh noEs!!! you hurt my e-feelings

Sandok · Feb 6, 2006, 06:38 PM

e feelings are important

Jan 14, 2006, 07:40 PM	#1
Ulric DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 83 Rep Power: 0	Rules for a "flamezone" and other complaints Yeah, that makes sense, mods. Create a forum in which anyone who wishes to be an "asshole" to other members is free to do so, but must remain under close observation by their superiors (that's you, morons). What's the point of having a fucking forum of negativity if you can't point the finger and laugh at someone else's misery, or at the very least, trash-talk their shitty, pedophilia-filled computer systems in freedom? I'm not political advocate in the slightest, but I believe "free speech" comes to play in its one and only useful circumstance. Now then, onto more important things... Let's see, where to begin... Oh yes. How about my old, trusty rant of morons posting retarded threads about their family life on a technology enthusiasts' website? Oh god, I just love when I stumble upon these fucktards' posts about how they're a new father or mother, or how their underage girlfriend cheated on them. Hey you, before you go out back, behind your brick shithouse you call a "home" and blow your brains out with your stolen firearm, do me a favor: DON'T COME ON DRIVERHEAVEN and send me your computer! Well, just most of it. I don't want your HD(s). Who knows what kind of shit you've got on it. Just give me the most important parts. And, if you can't figure that out, I'll give you a little hint: I don't want your semen-stained keyboards or mice with dead skin clumped between the buttons. What else? How about these imbeciles that log into the "Flamezone" and pretend to be intelligent when their posts are littered with spelling and grammatical errors to the nth degree? Think about it, folks. If you're going to insult someone, at least protect yourself beforehand. All you need is the basic sentence structure and punctuation, let alone comprehension of basic words. But please, get a parent's permission before logging on so you don't look like an even bigger idiot. I hope you don't think I'm an "asshole" (as you people so succinctly put it) for any of this, as I'd hate the thought of ruining your day/life by simply regurgitating my thoughts on a pointless message board. Anyway, I've got to go and hang out with my friends since it's my birthday today and all. Happy fucking birthday, right? Thanks in advance, cum bubbles! __________________ -Ulric

Jan 15, 2006, 01:54 AM	#3
SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 89 System Specs	ouch Could feel the heat when I entered the site : ). __________________ Warning - Explicit Content Preceeding METAL!!

Feb 3, 2006, 08:14 AM	#4
Lakevren MedicalEntropy Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 294 Rep Power: 0	I wasted 3 mins more of my life. Thanks a lot. __________________ [COLOR=darkorange][COLOR=SeaGreen]Opteron 170 @ 2500 MHZ (In Need of Better HSF)[/COLOR] [/COLOR] [COLOR=darkorange][COLOR=Yellow]DFI LanParty UT SLI-DR Expert[/COLOR] [/COLOR] [COLOR=red]HIS IceQ3 X1900XT @ 680/785 [COLOR=YellowGreen]Corsair XMS Pro DDR 400 1GB[/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=royalblue]CoolerMaster WaveMaster Case[/COLOR]

Feb 5, 2006, 12:47 AM	#7
LuCifer DH sig maker! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Fontucky Posts: 1,158 Rep Power: 45	Im scared __________________

Jan 14, 2006, 10:37 PM	#2
pr0digal jenius Delete Me Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 14,648 Rep Power: 0	"This is the flame warzone. Anything goes. Have a poke at anything you like. Be sexist, diss religious entities or be general arsehole if you want to be. BUT (and it's a big but) if you do post like this, it HAS to be tongue-in-cheek. If you go over the top then you will be moderated." Oh god, such harsh rules. How dare we! As for the rest fo the forum with it's posts about our personal lives. Let me quote rule #2 of the flamewarzone. "We've had a fair few complaints about the language and content posted here. My take on that is TOUGH TITTIES. It's like renting a movie advertised with "May contain sexual and/or violent scenes" and then moaning that you've been offended by the content. Please, if you're offended by the posts here then DON'T READ THIS FORUM SECTION." If you don't wanna read about who's girlfriend dumped who and who's having a kid. Don't. Fucking. Read it. It's not that hard. And yes "happy fucking birthday". Cum bubbles...how original. Would you like a straw and a studly latino guy to demonstrate for us?

Feb 4, 2006, 01:13 PM	#5
~~Alien1~~ Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Europe Posts: 365 Rep Power: 0	Thank you for making me feel so sleepy Goodnight

Feb 4, 2006, 10:02 PM	#6
Sandok DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 9,472 Rep Power: 66	Well folks... Seems we finally ticked someone

Feb 5, 2006, 01:46 AM	#8
Razgriz Intelligence? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the edge of insanity Posts: 1,183 Rep Power: 53	oh noEs!!! you hurt my e-feelings

Feb 6, 2006, 06:38 PM	#9
Sandok DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 9,472 Rep Power: 66	e feelings are important