Did I ever mention I HATE Cats

DarkFoss · Jan 23, 2003, 05:56 PM

So here I am finishing up my new rig
XP 2600
2 sticks Corsair xms 2700
Asus A7N8X Deluxe
550w Antec TruePower
ATI 9700 Pro
Cheftec Blue Aluminum tower w/ window
2 antec tri-color fans
Carefully tidying up the wires putting them in black plastic wire wrap ..double checking connections..A bit paranoid after Mr Kinetics unfortunate accident. Satisfied all was well I took a smoke break pondering if I should attempt hooking up the front usb ports. Mobo manual shows 12v vs 5v on the case pins

Afterwards I decide to worry about that later so I carry the new rig upstairs and hook'er up, thinking I'll just post it tonite and pop in memtest. To my amazement all the fans start freaking out rapidly starting stopping ..Quick as I can I hit the power switch to no avail reach around and kill the power at the supply. Disconnecting I look at the connections all seems well but my finger is slightly damp

Upon closer inspection there is moisture over certain parts of the mobo ,hd and vid card ..Then the unmistakeable oder hits me ..The DAMN CAT urinated all over my new Comp whilst I smoked

Today after blotting & using a blowdryer ..The Mob,CPU&mem are A Ok ...my pride and joy 9700 is TOAST

Did I mention I hate Cats

Zardon · Jan 23, 2003, 06:01 PM

ah for a minute I thought this was another I hate catalyst driver sets there...

DarkFoss · Jan 23, 2003, 08:12 PM

UnBelieveable... Against all hope I took an eraser to the entire backside of the vid card..AND IT'S ALIVE.....I'm so happy I've decided to let the cat live as well

Hehe no Ati bashing from me Zardon..I happen to think ATI's come along way with there drivers since the 8500

kinetic · Jan 23, 2003, 08:49 PM

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Originally posted by DarkFoss
UnBelieveable... Against all hope I took an eraser to the entire backside of the vid card..AND IT'S ALIVE.....I'm so happy I've decided to let the cat live as well

I love a happy ending.

BWX · Jan 23, 2003, 08:59 PM

I quit smoking and train my cats to piss in the litter box. If one of my cat's pissed on anything (especially my PC) without some medical reason it would soon be homeless.

merry · Jan 24, 2003, 08:26 AM

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Originally posted by DarkFoss
..The DAMN CAT urinated all over my new Comp whilst I smoked

Yet another anti-smoking campaign...

BWX · Jan 24, 2003, 08:30 AM

Quitting smoking was the hardest thing I ever did. I understand why some people just cannot do it. It's rough.

Frodo301 · Jan 24, 2003, 01:58 PM

Just think what might have happened if you had been smoking while playing with the little pu**y. That in itself is a good reason to stop smoking.

digitalwanderer · Jan 24, 2003, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by BWX232
Quitting smoking was the hardest thing I ever did. I understand why some people just cannot do it. It's rough.

Amen to that! I've been trying to get that particular monkey off me back for a bit over 5 years now...and I still keep slipping up and smoking when I stress out.

If you don't smoke, please don't start! It really is just a pain-in-the-arse bitch that is gonna haunt you the rest of your life.

UberLord · Jan 24, 2003, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by digitalwanderer
If you don't smoke, please don't start! It really is just a pain-in-the-arse bitch that is gonna haunt you the rest of your life.

Don't you just hate those anti-smoking campaigners who are ex-smokers themselves?

digitalwanderer · Jan 24, 2003, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by UberLord
Don't you just hate those anti-smoking campaigners who are ex-smokers themselves?

Nope, after just coming in from having a cigarette outside I have to say I'm a full-blown hypocrite rather than a reformed campaigner. I'm still TRYING to quit, it really ain't easy.

UberLord · Jan 24, 2003, 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by digitalwanderer
Nope, after just coming in from having a cigarette outside I have to say I'm a full-blown hypocrite rather than a reformed campaigner. I'm still TRYING to quit, it really ain't easy.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm away for a ciggie myself

BWX · Jan 24, 2003, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by UberLord
Don't you just hate those anti-smoking campaigners who are ex-smokers themselves?

Who's a campaigner?

digitalwanderer · Jan 24, 2003, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by BWX232
Who's a campaigner?

I believe the most Uber-one was refering to me.

BWX · Jan 24, 2003, 06:11 PM

Oh, I was wondering because I thought you said you were trying to quit, not that you had quit. Trying to quit doesn't make you an ex-smoker does it? Not that it matters

Rayder · Jan 24, 2003, 06:27 PM

Ohio just raised the taxes on cigarettes and alcohol. While I don't drink (just sorta lost my taste for it) I smoke like a fiend. Especially when sitting in front of the PC. I want to quit smoking myself, if for no other reason than to have some extra cash in my pocket. I think I'd have to be put on a desert island somewhere before I'd be able to do it though. I'm a somewhat high-strung person, I scare people as it is. Just imagine what it would be like while in the middle of nicotine deprivation. ROOOOAAR!!!!

So, the cat yanged on yer PC? He would be a "pound kitty" if ours did that. Luckily, our cat actually loves us for some reason.

BWX · Jan 24, 2003, 06:39 PM

I have two cats (I used to hate cats too) -somehow my girlfriend convinced me to let her have ANOTHER one. But they are the coolest cats- don't do anything wrong -ever. Must be because when they were little I had the dreaded water bottle- Basically the long hand of the law in the form of a 25 foot stream of water anywhere within eye-sight..... that the cats learned much respect for it. Now they are about 1 and 2 years old and I lost the water bottle, but if I snap my fingers they know I mean business. Amazing how smart they are.

DarkFoss · Jan 24, 2003, 08:04 PM

Well it's the wifes cat ..She had her before we got married and it just plain hates me.
Someday I'll try and give up smoking..no hurry only been smoking me pipe for 26 years

Spoke too soon about the card..works ok until it heats up the the graphics are all broke up..looks like a console game half inserted

Guess I'll have to buy a Ti 4200 or somthing to tide m over ..Doubt I can rma it

Haven't seen any 9500's for sale yet arouund here

RIV@NVX · Jan 24, 2003, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by Zardon
ah for a minute I thought this was another I hate catalyst driver sets there...

I had exactly the same opinion in mind!
And, just to say, I like cats (animals) and Cats (drivers).

reno · Jan 26, 2003, 12:45 AM

Darkfoss learns the first passage of the computer builder's attained knowledge manual.

Don't be a retard and leave your PC open while an unpottytrained animal is roaming the area.

Also, neuter your cat, it sounds like he sprayed it instead of urinated on it. Cats just don't piss in computers. It's usually towels, dirt, or floors.

Oh yeah, and HA HA!

merry · Jan 29, 2003, 11:05 AM

Good observation, reno... Cats also only pee on the ground (or floor), only dogs lift a leg...

It's like saying the pu$$y did it doggy-style

~~ByteMe~~ · Jan 30, 2003, 02:02 AM

The best cat is one that has been in the microwave for about 3 minutes on high.

BWX · Jan 30, 2003, 07:43 AM

Hey ByteMe, Bite me.

Mac Daddy · Jan 31, 2003, 04:14 AM

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Originally posted by ByteMe
The best cat is one that has been in the microwave for about 3 minutes on high.

Hey ByteMe the only reason cats captured your interest IS because you've never had any PUSSY

I prefer my Pussy, Uncooked.

HMM, but for your foot long hotdogs, Maybe you prefer them WELL DONE

~~ByteMe~~ · Jan 31, 2003, 11:29 PM

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Originally posted by Mac Daddy
Hey ByteMe the only reason cats captured your interest IS because you've never had any PUSSY

I prefer my Pussy, Uncooked.

HMM, but for your foot long hotdogs, Maybe you prefer them WELL DONE

I told you once allready, leave mom out of this.

The closest you ever came to pussy was last Halloween when you stole the pumpkin off the porch of that pretty girl who lives across the street (that's right, the one who got the barring order to prevent you from coming within 50 meters of her clothesline and bedroom window) and drilled a hole in it placing slices of warm roast pork and real hair around the opening and poking it with your pimple dick wick, you chronic self-abuser and self-inflictor of hickies.

Mac Daddy · Feb 1, 2003, 05:57 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ByteMe
[B]I told you once allready, leave mom out of this.

I thought you would leave MOM out of this SON.
She was quite a FOX.
One thing I liked, didn't shave the BARK.
But then "COUGH" none of your family have any teeth, RIGHT ?

Darkness · Feb 1, 2003, 02:33 PM

To quote south park "THE BITCH MUST DIE!"

Steady Pulse · Feb 4, 2003, 04:36 AM

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Originally posted by DarkFoss
To my amazement all the fans start freaking out rapidly starting stopping ..

Maybe they just stopped starting !

sacrilius · Feb 4, 2003, 05:24 AM

Cats are useless anyway.

Jan 23, 2003, 05:56 PM	#1
DarkFoss HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Downers Grove IL Posts: 688 Rep Power: 0	Did I ever mention I HATE Cats So here I am finishing up my new rig XP 2600 2 sticks Corsair xms 2700 Asus A7N8X Deluxe 550w Antec TruePower ATI 9700 Pro Cheftec Blue Aluminum tower w/ window 2 antec tri-color fans Carefully tidying up the wires putting them in black plastic wire wrap ..double checking connections..A bit paranoid after Mr Kinetics unfortunate accident. Satisfied all was well I took a smoke break pondering if I should attempt hooking up the front usb ports. Mobo manual shows 12v vs 5v on the case pins Afterwards I decide to worry about that later so I carry the new rig upstairs and hook'er up, thinking I'll just post it tonite and pop in memtest. To my amazement all the fans start freaking out rapidly starting stopping ..Quick as I can I hit the power switch to no avail reach around and kill the power at the supply. Disconnecting I look at the connections all seems well but my finger is slightly damp Upon closer inspection there is moisture over certain parts of the mobo ,hd and vid card ..Then the unmistakeable oder hits me ..The DAMN CAT urinated all over my new Comp whilst I smoked Today after blotting & using a blowdryer ..The Mob,CPU&mem are A Ok ...my pride and joy 9700 is TOAST Did I mention I hate Cats

Jan 23, 2003, 08:12 PM	Thread Starter #3
DarkFoss HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Downers Grove IL Posts: 688 Rep Power: 0	OMFG IT"S ALIVE UnBelieveable... Against all hope I took an eraser to the entire backside of the vid card..AND IT'S ALIVE.....I'm so happy I've decided to let the cat live as well Hehe no Ati bashing from me Zardon..I happen to think ATI's come along way with there drivers since the 8500

Jan 23, 2003, 08:59 PM	#5
BWX unplugged Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: USNY Posts: 19,669 Rep Power: 110 System Specs	I quit smoking and train my cats to piss in the litter box. If one of my cat's pissed on anything (especially my PC) without some medical reason it would soon be homeless. __________________

Jan 24, 2003, 08:30 AM	#7
BWX unplugged Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: USNY Posts: 19,669 Rep Power: 110 System Specs	Quitting smoking was the hardest thing I ever did. I understand why some people just cannot do it. It's rough. __________________

Jan 24, 2003, 01:58 PM	#8
Frodo301 Outraged Join Date: May 2002 Location: The mountains Posts: 584 Rep Power: 0	Just think what might have happened if you had been smoking while playing with the little pu**y. That in itself is a good reason to stop smoking. __________________ The greatest thing you'll every learn is to love, and be loved in return.

Jan 23, 2003, 06:01 PM	#2
Zardon DriverHeaven Founder Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 32,480 Rep Power: 179	ah for a minute I thought this was another I hate catalyst driver sets there...

Jan 24, 2003, 06:11 PM	#15
BWX unplugged Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: USNY Posts: 19,669 Rep Power: 110 System Specs	Oh, I was wondering because I thought you said you were trying to quit, not that you had quit. Trying to quit doesn't make you an ex-smoker does it? Not that it matters __________________

Jan 24, 2003, 06:27 PM	#16
Rayder Mostly lurking lately.... Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 2,161 Rep Power: 73	Ohio just raised the taxes on cigarettes and alcohol. While I don't drink (just sorta lost my taste for it) I smoke like a fiend. Especially when sitting in front of the PC. I want to quit smoking myself, if for no other reason than to have some extra cash in my pocket. I think I'd have to be put on a desert island somewhere before I'd be able to do it though. I'm a somewhat high-strung person, I scare people as it is. Just imagine what it would be like while in the middle of nicotine deprivation. ROOOOAAR!!!! So, the cat yanged on yer PC? He would be a "pound kitty" if ours did that. Luckily, our cat actually loves us for some reason.

Jan 24, 2003, 06:39 PM	#17
BWX unplugged Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: USNY Posts: 19,669 Rep Power: 110 System Specs	I have two cats (I used to hate cats too) -somehow my girlfriend convinced me to let her have ANOTHER one. But they are the coolest cats- don't do anything wrong -ever. Must be because when they were little I had the dreaded water bottle- Basically the long hand of the law in the form of a 25 foot stream of water anywhere within eye-sight..... that the cats learned much respect for it. Now they are about 1 and 2 years old and I lost the water bottle, but if I snap my fingers they know I mean business. Amazing how smart they are. __________________

Jan 24, 2003, 08:04 PM	Thread Starter #18
DarkFoss HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Downers Grove IL Posts: 688 Rep Power: 0	Well it's the wifes cat ..She had her before we got married and it just plain hates me. Someday I'll try and give up smoking..no hurry only been smoking me pipe for 26 years Spoke too soon about the card..works ok until it heats up the the graphics are all broke up..looks like a console game half inserted Guess I'll have to buy a Ti 4200 or somthing to tide m over ..Doubt I can rma it Haven't seen any 9500's for sale yet arouund here

Jan 26, 2003, 12:45 AM	#20
reno Painlord of Ichor Join Date: May 2002 Location: bloinkin! Posts: 1,610 Rep Power: 0	rty Darkfoss learns the first passage of the computer builder's attained knowledge manual. Don't be a retard and leave your PC open while an unpottytrained animal is roaming the area. Also, neuter your cat, it sounds like he sprayed it instead of urinated on it. Cats just don't piss in computers. It's usually towels, dirt, or floors. Oh yeah, and HA HA!

Jan 29, 2003, 11:05 AM	#21
merry gargouille Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha Posts: 962 Rep Power: 0	Good observation, reno... Cats also only pee on the ground (or floor), only dogs lift a leg... It's like saying the pu$$y did it doggy-style __________________ There is a war between the ones who say there is a war and the ones who say there isn't. ~~Leonard Cohen

Jan 30, 2003, 02:02 AM	#22
~~ByteMe~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 761 Rep Power: 0	The best cat is one that has been in the microwave for about 3 minutes on high.

Jan 30, 2003, 07:43 AM	#23
BWX unplugged Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: USNY Posts: 19,669 Rep Power: 110 System Specs	Hey ByteMe, Bite me. __________________

Feb 1, 2003, 05:57 AM	#26
Mac Daddy DriverHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 7,950 Rep Power: 79 System Specs	[QUOTE]Originally posted by ByteMe [B]I told you once allready, leave mom out of this. I thought you would leave MOM out of this SON. She was quite a FOX. One thing I liked, didn't shave the BARK. But then "COUGH" none of your family have any teeth, RIGHT ? __________________ "My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance." - Tim Allen

Feb 1, 2003, 02:33 PM	#27
Darkness DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 5 Rep Power: 0	To quote south park "THE BITCH MUST DIE!"

Feb 4, 2003, 05:24 AM	#29
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