What is the crappiest game you've ever played

Sic Puppy · May 13, 2008, 05:02 AM

Across all platforms a game called "Tusker" for the Amiga 500 has to be the worst. You finished level one and the game just stopped. It was a bug in the final release and was never fixed

Of more recent games I would have to say Transport Giant. Heap of junk

jp306 · May 13, 2008, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueMak

It was a multi platform game. Also a platform game lol.
Not my favourite game of the time, more like because I used to hate puns.

I can't believe someone remembered that game. I now know we are most likely in the same age group or you're even older than me.

Cow_160483 · May 13, 2008, 08:36 AM

Hay guys you should have a look at these bunch of bad games

Part D'oh! -- The 10 Worst Game Sequels Ever - Video Game Feature - Yahoo! Video Games

Turok: Evolution
This must have been the absolute worst game ever made, I played it I should know

Samota · May 13, 2008, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Vikingod

Star Wars for the Atari was probably the most boring game ever made. I've seen screen savers with more excitement and interactivity.

Lol

Vikingod · May 13, 2008, 08:33 PM

How about the Capcom franchise games for the NES. I remember they were so unbelievably hard, and they really were just a shell of their namesakes.

Landing the airplane on the aircraft carrier in Top Gun, to this day, is nearly the most frustrating game sequence of all time, second only to the refueling sequence. All that coupled with the inability to save and it's absolutely terrible.

And I don't think I knew anyone that beat Ninja Turtles 1.

Lowfat · May 13, 2008, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Vikingod

How about the Capcom franchise games for the NES. I remember they were so unbelievably hard, and they really were just a shell of their namesakes.

Landing the airplane on the aircraft carrier in Top Gun, to this day, is nearly the most frustrating game sequence of all time, second only to the refueling sequence. All that coupled with the inability to save and it's absolutely terrible.

And I don't think I knew anyone that beat Ninja Turtles 1.

I LOVED Capcom games

Mega Man > * in terms of NES games.

Landing in Top Gun was damn hard. I crashed a good 50-60 times before being able to do it. Same goes with refueling.

I beat Ninja Turtles 1. As a kid. No way in hell I could pull it off now.

Brutality · May 13, 2008, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lowfat

I LOVED Capcom games

Mega Man > * in terms of NES games.

Landing in Top Gun was damn hard. I crashed a good 50-60 times before being able to do it. Same goes with refueling.

I beat Ninja Turtles 1. As a kid. No way in hell I could pull it off now.

Did them all

Pwned Ninja Turtles, refueled my plane, landed the sucker and pwned Megaman.

But much harder game I remember was Contra. The original one. DAMN that was hard! But good.

The crappiest game I have ever played(I've played a lot of them and even liked them) has to be Battlefield 2.

You say "NO WAY!!!" but I say "ya way lolzor".

It's because it's so frustrating with it's idiotic engine, crappy code, infinite lag, UTTERLY RETARDED patches and gay game mode it has got to be in my CRAP of the century list.
BF2 is a brilliant game(in theory) and it's totally let down by being coded by monkeys. It's almost the same as having a lapdance but the ho is separated from you by a plexiglass wall.

Vikingod · May 13, 2008, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Lowfat

I LOVED Capcom games

Mega Man > * in terms of NES games.

I should have been more specific, I ment movie franchise games, not all capcom games. Mega Man is great.

Top Gun and Turtles are absolutely terrible, no way to shake it. When I was a kid, I convinced myself I liked them, because who didn't love Top Gun and TMNT? I remember firing them up in college and being blown away by just how bad they really arefrom a pure mechanics/gameplay standpoint they are just plain bad. And they really don't even resemble the movies/TV shows they are trying to, whatsoever.

Still, they have a kind place in my heart.

And I agree about Battlefield 2. It's one of those games which I really wanted to love, but just found it to be the most enfuriating experience in recent years. It's more waiting around than it is fun.

Judas · May 13, 2008, 10:11 PM

turtles

YouTube - TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES by the Angry Nintendo Nerd

Sic Puppy · May 13, 2008, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Brutality

The crappiest game I have ever played(I've played a lot of them and even liked them) has to be Battlefield 2.

You say "NO WAY!!!" but I say "ya way lolzor".

It's because it's so frustrating with it's idiotic engine, crappy code, infinite lag, UTTERLY RETARDED patches and gay game mode it has got to be in my CRAP of the century list.
BF2 is a brilliant game(in theory) and it's totally let down by being coded by monkeys. It's almost the same as having a lapdance but the ho is separated from you by a plexiglass wall.

This is true. I still can' get it working on my XP system. The patches nearly always fail and then when it does patch it tells me my games modified. The people involved with it are muppets and you reminding me of it has just bumped it into my top 5

1337s · May 13, 2008, 11:43 PM

Im thinking bloodrayne,bioshock and jagged alliance.

CompressorX · May 13, 2008, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 1337s

Im thinking bloodrayne,bioshock and jagged alliance.

Lol i would just add Serious Sam to that list

Lowfat · May 14, 2008, 12:31 AM

The dam in TMNT was damn hard.

calidan · May 14, 2008, 03:49 AM

One that comes to mind was a Spider-Man game for the SNES. I don't exactly remember which one. I bought it used from a local video rental. It has to be the worst game I ever bought. Wait, that's not the worst. I just remembered it was a game for the PC where you could actually win 1 million bucks by completing the game. It was a Myst type game and I don't even think anyone won any money. It was game made back in the late 90s. I don't remember the name. I'll ask my friend, he was with me when I bought it. That game was horrible.

SFOSOK · May 14, 2008, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by calidan

One that comes to mind was a Spider-Man game for the SNES. I don't exactly remember which one. I bought it used from a local video rental. It has to be the worst game I ever bought. Wait, that's not the worst. I just remembered it was a game for the PC where you could actually win 1 million bucks by completing the game. It was a Myst type game and I don't even think anyone won any money. It was game made back in the late 90s. I don't remember the name. I'll ask my friend, he was with me when I bought it. That game was horrible.

I think your thinking of Maximum Carnage.

As for me its a tie between Battletoads and Zork.

For different but equally annoying features.

Contra (all of them) are a close 3rd.

caqde · May 14, 2008, 10:48 AM

E.T. for the Atari. You spend a while wondering what you are supposed to do while falling down holes you can't see. Although there is a way to win. It isn't worth your time.. Guess that is why there is a landfill pile of just this game. And my parents bought 2 copies of this game

...

Wow a good portion of the games listed had brilliant ideas for gameplay, just bad overall implementation. For example TMNT and Ghostbusters, both incorporated concepts that allow the player the freedom to roam around the major issue was the gameplay mechanics and lack of a real story. If these issues were fixed I bet these games would have been awesome. Especially considering what they produced as game sequels. I think more thought went into TMNT and Ghostbusters than the rest of the games for their franchise. (Ones Currently Released: Disregarding GhostBusters 2008/2009 )

H82LUZ · May 14, 2008, 11:19 AM

Redneck Rampage

Markius · May 14, 2008, 11:20 AM

i didnt mind that ninja turtles game on NES

and that angry nintendo nerd is worth a laugh

Callandor · May 14, 2008, 12:10 PM

1. Delta Force - Task Force Dagger
2. Mutant Penguins
3. Littil Divil

Judas · May 14, 2008, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Lowfat

The dam in TMNT was damn hard.

i always thought it was one of the easier parts..

i could always get passed the damn...

but the sewers was always the bitch i had problems with...

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · May 19, 2008, 10:39 AM

1. Fantastic 4 for the PS One
2. Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) for PS3 - I returned this to the rental store within 5 mins because the framerate was so slow and the game was so childish
3. Rainbow Six for PS One

I can't recall genesis games that sucked, I was too young to remember some of them.

Most overrated games to me

1. Halo 1 PC (not the XBOX version of course)
2. Doom 3 (both these games bored me to sleep after I finished 50% of the story, and I just uninstalled it)
3. GTA Vice City (great game, but it was GTA3 with a more cinematic touch. The City itself was a lot smaller. San Andreas is by far the biggest leap and my favorite).

riles9262 · May 21, 2008, 04:19 AM

An old snes and arcade game called Pitfighter. Man I hate that game.

Buddahpest · May 21, 2008, 04:29 AM

A game called Braindead 13 on the original Playstation. I even paid $50 bucks for it. I think I was the one who was braindead for buying it.

Gyro · May 22, 2008, 05:18 AM

Runescape.

While I played a bit of one of the Zelda CD-I games and it was much worse gameplay-wise, at least it had lulz value. Runescape is just pure boring compressed into game form.

Some other runners-up include Ken's Labyrinth (proof that being a good programmer doesn't mean you'll be a good game designer) and Auto Assault.

dawgXdenta · Jun 19, 2008, 02:57 PM

Okay I'm finally here cow. MOOOve over, crap games. MMMhhh? Poed(PS1), Serious Sam(PC),
Should start a worst movie ever thread coz for evry 1bad game ive watched 20 bad movies maybe evern 50

dawgXdenta · Jun 19, 2008, 03:18 PM

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A lot of games were crap but out of newer PC games id say the biggest crap iv played was Bioshock.

Oh man Mr retard. Come on I've played wackier games.Doom3 wasn't all that hot even though people made a big fuss. Bioshock was better. The only thing that bugged me about it was the games repetetiveness , but many games suffer from repetetiveness anyway. Take prey, call of Duty max payne, warcraft3, crysis, all good brilliant games. But game makers cant seem to escape that reality or whatever u wana call it. Black and white tried to put a new spin on games but ultimately you were always caught up trying to please your villagers (really annoying and repetetive) not to forget to mention the little tasks they made you do. Those pissed me off. Good game otherwise :-)

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jun 19, 2008, 03:33 PM

metal gear solid 4 was crappiest to date

PSYCHE!

blown503 · Jun 19, 2008, 03:36 PM

Godfather for pc, I just hated that game with the crap controls and all.

khelben1979 · Jun 20, 2008, 12:34 AM

There was a game for the Amiga which was released many years ago which had the name: Diablo. I believe it's the worst game I've ever played.

BiGBrOwNPimpsta · Jun 23, 2008, 08:00 PM

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There was a game for the Amiga which was released many years ago which had the name: Diablo. I believe it's the worst game I've ever played.

not the same Diablo from blizzard?

May 13, 2008, 05:02 AM	#31
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calidan Frozen in Carbonite Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 1,409 Rep Power: 57 System Specs	One that comes to mind was a Spider-Man game for the SNES. I don't exactly remember which one. I bought it used from a local video rental. It has to be the worst game I ever bought. Wait, that's not the worst. I just remembered it was a game for the PC where you could actually win 1 million bucks by completing the game. It was a Myst type game and I don't even think anyone won any money. It was game made back in the late 90s. I don't remember the name. I'll ask my friend, he was with me when I bought it. That game was horrible. __________________ Steam Community :: ID :: calidan "Don't try to be like Jackie. There is only one Jackie.... Study computers instead." - Jackie Chan

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khelben1979 DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Sweden Posts: 72 Rep Power: 0 System Specs	There was a game for the Amiga which was released many years ago which had the name: Diablo. I believe it's the worst game I've ever played.