GH Competition: "Hardware for Hardware Gamers": 2 GB FlexXLC Edition

blueice228 · Apr 25, 2007, 10:05 AM

1. I got THE ring, the ring to rule them all. I put it on my toe and hope that no one will check there.
2. Give it to me. My precious~~~

snake · Apr 25, 2007, 10:19 AM

1. "Draw me a sheep!

"

2. "Suck my balls dude

"

Erroneus · Apr 25, 2007, 10:33 AM

1. chiropody?

2. No chicken-pot

Dem2k · Apr 25, 2007, 12:45 PM

1) Hay Mumma Its me Billybobnoel You remember I beat up that mutant horse with the 5th leg and you arrested me?!

2) For the love of... Son for the last time that was no friggin horse okay!

----------

1) Ack you got to help me, back spasm can't explain give me some medicine now please!

2) Has anyone told you that your a real crappy theif?

-----------

1) So I got my cock bitten by a snake and well I was about to rob you but your have to suck the posion out first.

2) Are you sure? hmm well okay. *sshshshhshshhshshs* there done oh did I tell you my birth sign is the Serpent?

jkayca2 · Apr 25, 2007, 05:16 PM

1. I'm coming to tickle you!

2. Maybe. Maybe - but not before I tickle you!

[hobo]eclipse · Apr 25, 2007, 07:04 PM

1. Are you kidding! That wine came rom the the dead vineyards of OBLIVION!

2. Yes, yes.... now not one step closer or you'll be getting me no more OBLIVION wine.

Judas · Apr 25, 2007, 07:23 PM

1: "Ekehekee, ekekeekee!"

2: "Shit, seriously, you suck at impersonating Ace Ventura"

Brutality · Apr 25, 2007, 07:25 PM

1. "I'm going to be the next American Idol."
2. "..."

Jejking · Apr 25, 2007, 11:12 PM

1. "Hey dude, look at my megafantasticulous legmuscles, and they are soooo nice suntanned!"

2. "Yes, that 10 grams SuperFatBurner(TM) you took for three weeks except for the sundays, combined with a seventy-times-a-day-kneebend-practice with your left knee in an angle of 74 degrees from your left upperleg, which was particularly meant for an optimal result in order to have a maximum impact on your resistance against diseases and to provide optimal muscle control, that certainly did the trick.."

Jejking · Apr 25, 2007, 11:13 PM

1. "Wanna marry me?"

2. "GET YOUR DIRTY FEET OF OF MY TABLE, ASSHOLE!!!"

sushrukh · Apr 26, 2007, 12:59 AM

1. Hey baby mine are bigger than yours.

2. Bigger ? Do u really think i have one ?

sushrukh · Apr 26, 2007, 01:01 AM

1. I will push yours.

2. I'll pull yours.Come closer.

sushrukh · Apr 26, 2007, 01:09 AM

1. Good evening mam, we are doing a market survey.Do u know anyone who's having a breast cancer ?

2. You don't need to see my breast to know that.

sushrukh · Apr 26, 2007, 01:16 AM

1. Come on.How much can one woman eat ? You are eating continously for 4 hours.I'm also hungry. Give me food.

2. Oops,sorry there are no food left.I promise you will have food tomorrow.

sushrukh · Apr 26, 2007, 01:19 AM

1. Hey sexy, will u marry me & accept the ring ?

2. Come tomorrow.I'll have to ask my husband.

elkmanwsu · Apr 26, 2007, 01:57 AM

1. Wow! How do you get your hair so smooth and shiny?
2: Dremora blood.

elkmanwsu · Apr 26, 2007, 02:04 AM

1. Even from this angle I can barely tell you got hair plugs.
2. I know! Isn't it wonderful? But I wonder...Now that I have the drapes, I wonder if I can get matching carpet.

~~werty316~~ · Apr 26, 2007, 04:06 AM

1. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

2. Ahhh wee wee!

ydna7 · Apr 26, 2007, 05:13 AM

1. Arrrghh! I told you I want meat, meat!!! Not stinking bread and corn!

2. I got your chicken wings right here under the table, come over and get some.

RoyBatty · Apr 26, 2007, 09:42 AM

1. Come on, tell me the recipe, I'm beginning to be hungry!!
2. ...I can't remember. Bread, corn... ...I don't know.

niceguyrichy · Apr 26, 2007, 11:54 AM

1. Little lower..little lower.

2. yeah, move the candle a bit to the right..

Neshi · Apr 26, 2007, 02:10 PM

1. look, my nails are all broken and dirty again...

2. I told you, after the pedicure you cant go on adventure for at least 3 hours!

Babsmack · Apr 26, 2007, 05:54 PM

1. Ok, you ready? I promise you'll savor the flavor...

2. Hmm.....I don't know. What was that you called it? A 'Scat Sandwich'?

Babsmack · Apr 26, 2007, 05:57 PM

1. Whoa! Are you alright?! Were you choking?

2. Wait, wait!....Ok, got it. I think it's a hair. Maybe I'll just swallow it, don't wanna know if it's the curly kind or not.

Babsmack · Apr 26, 2007, 06:09 PM

1. *whew* How was that? Good enough?

2. Uh, yeah.......but how about next time you just finish saying Grace with a simple 'Amen'. These breakdancing 'finales' have got to stop.

slugbug · Apr 26, 2007, 07:32 PM

1) and now I will perform my rendition of River Dance while simultaneously singing the theme from Sound of Music.

2)Oh my god, this Medieval Idol judging gig really sucks.

The_Neon_Cowboy · Apr 26, 2007, 10:23 PM

1. Hey, Watch This!
2. Zardon, what the? get the F$&% off my table!

The_Neon_Cowboy · Apr 26, 2007, 10:24 PM

2. Do what?
1. Now pull my finger and as I bend closer to the candle...

The_Neon_Cowboy · Apr 26, 2007, 10:24 PM

1. Now, Eat Meeee!!!
2. Wtf???

The_Neon_Cowboy · Apr 26, 2007, 10:25 PM

1. I bet you $50 I can pee into this plate with out spilling a drop
2. I can't believe your doing this!

Apr 25, 2007, 10:19 AM	#92
snake HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: France Posts: 421 Rep Power: 60 System Specs	1. "Draw me a sheep! " 2. "Suck my balls dude " __________________ i7 930@4Ghz-DFI T3EH6-6Go OCZPC12800-GTX480+8800GT Barton 2600+@2.16 (188x11.5) # GeForce 6800 GT@Ultra 1.5Go PC3200 #Asus A7N8X Deluxe Bios 1008 26397 3DMark06/ 57736 3DMark01/163152 Aquamark3

Apr 25, 2007, 10:33 AM	#93
Erroneus Get off my lawn! Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 13,342 Rep Power: 114 System Specs	1. chiropody? 2. No chicken-pot __________________

Apr 25, 2007, 12:45 PM	#94
Dem2k DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 27 Rep Power: 0	1) Hay Mumma Its me Billybobnoel You remember I beat up that mutant horse with the 5th leg and you arrested me?! 2) For the love of... Son for the last time that was no friggin horse okay! ---------- 1) Ack you got to help me, back spasm can't explain give me some medicine now please! 2) Has anyone told you that your a real crappy theif? ----------- 1) So I got my cock bitten by a snake and well I was about to rob you but your have to suck the posion out first. 2) Are you sure? hmm well okay. sshshshhshshhshshs there done oh did I tell you my birth sign is the Serpent? __________________ I disagree Sir! What use would a disinfected camel bring? Last edited by Dem2k; Apr 25, 2007 at 12:54 PM.

Apr 25, 2007, 05:16 PM	#95
jkayca2 DriverHeaven Addict Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 379 Rep Power: 0	1. I'm coming to tickle you! 2. Maybe. Maybe - but not before I tickle you! __________________ [color=Blue]PNY Verto GeFORCE 6800GT AGP 256MB DDR3 - 1 GHz Win XP Pro (SP 2) - Directx 9.0c Intel P4 2.8C GHz - Abit IS7 Mobo 2x512 + 2x1024 MB PC 3200 DDR WD 74 GB Raptor + WD 120 GB HD with 8 MB Cache Hercules Gamesurround Fortissmo 7.1 Logitech Z5500 Speaker System Leadtek WinFast TV 2000 XP Deluxe LG GSA-4160B DVD Burner Logitech LX700 Keyb, mouse combo Mitsubishi DiamondPro 2070SB 22" CRT[/color]

Apr 25, 2007, 11:12 PM	#99
Jejking HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Europe Posts: 582 Rep Power: 0	1. "Hey dude, look at my megafantasticulous legmuscles, and they are soooo nice suntanned!" 2. "Yes, that 10 grams SuperFatBurner(TM) you took for three weeks except for the sundays, combined with a seventy-times-a-day-kneebend-practice with your left knee in an angle of 74 degrees from your left upperleg, which was particularly meant for an optimal result in order to have a maximum impact on your resistance against diseases and to provide optimal muscle control, that certainly did the trick.." __________________ Strike back with Team MAD against disease, it's worth the try

Apr 25, 2007, 10:05 AM	#91
blueice228 DriverHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 84 Rep Power: 0	1. I got THE ring, the ring to rule them all. I put it on my toe and hope that no one will check there. 2. Give it to me. My precious~~~

Apr 25, 2007, 07:04 PM	#96
[hobo]eclipse ...just bummin 'round Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,897 Rep Power: 107 System Specs	1. Are you kidding! That wine came rom the the dead vineyards of OBLIVION! 2. Yes, yes.... now not one step closer or you'll be getting me no more OBLIVION wine.

Apr 25, 2007, 07:25 PM	#98
Brutality DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Estonia Posts: 887 Rep Power: 39	1. "I'm going to be the next American Idol." 2. "..."

Apr 25, 2007, 11:13 PM	#100
Jejking HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Europe Posts: 582 Rep Power: 0	1. "Wanna marry me?" 2. "GET YOUR DIRTY FEET OF OF MY TABLE, ASSHOLE!!!" __________________ Strike back with Team MAD against disease, it's worth the try

Apr 26, 2007, 12:59 AM	#101
sushrukh HardwareHeaven Lover Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Calcutta , India Posts: 197 Rep Power: 36	1. Hey baby mine are bigger than yours. 2. Bigger ? Do u really think i have one ?

Apr 26, 2007, 01:01 AM	#102
sushrukh HardwareHeaven Lover Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Calcutta , India Posts: 197 Rep Power: 36	1. I will push yours. 2. I'll pull yours.Come closer.

Apr 26, 2007, 01:09 AM	#103
sushrukh HardwareHeaven Lover Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Calcutta , India Posts: 197 Rep Power: 36	1. Good evening mam, we are doing a market survey.Do u know anyone who's having a breast cancer ? 2. You don't need to see my breast to know that.

Apr 26, 2007, 01:16 AM	#104
sushrukh HardwareHeaven Lover Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Calcutta , India Posts: 197 Rep Power: 36	1. Come on.How much can one woman eat ? You are eating continously for 4 hours.I'm also hungry. Give me food. 2. Oops,sorry there are no food left.I promise you will have food tomorrow.

Apr 26, 2007, 01:19 AM	#105
sushrukh HardwareHeaven Lover Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Calcutta , India Posts: 197 Rep Power: 36	1. Hey sexy, will u marry me & accept the ring ? 2. Come tomorrow.I'll have to ask my husband.

Apr 26, 2007, 01:57 AM	#106
elkmanwsu DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	1. Wow! How do you get your hair so smooth and shiny? 2: Dremora blood.

Apr 26, 2007, 02:04 AM	#107
elkmanwsu DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	1. Even from this angle I can barely tell you got hair plugs. 2. I know! Isn't it wonderful? But I wonder...Now that I have the drapes, I wonder if I can get matching carpet.

Apr 26, 2007, 04:06 AM	#108
~~werty316~~ BANNED Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 604 Rep Power: 0	1. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? 2. Ahhh wee wee!

Apr 26, 2007, 05:13 AM	#109
ydna7 DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: CA Posts: 4 Rep Power: 0	1. Arrrghh! I told you I want meat, meat!!! Not stinking bread and corn! 2. I got your chicken wings right here under the table, come over and get some.

Apr 26, 2007, 09:42 AM	#110
RoyBatty HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Czech Republic Posts: 1,930 Rep Power: 115 System Specs	1. Come on, tell me the recipe, I'm beginning to be hungry!! 2. ...I can't remember. Bread, corn... ...I don't know.

Apr 26, 2007, 02:10 PM	#112
Neshi S.N.A.F.U. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Wellington, NZ Posts: 3,257 Rep Power: 150 System Specs	1. look, my nails are all broken and dirty again... 2. I told you, after the pedicure you cant go on adventure for at least 3 hours! __________________ If one does not attach himself to people and desire, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live? Life is just too damn short for if's and maybe's

Apr 26, 2007, 05:54 PM	#113
Babsmack DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	1. Ok, you ready? I promise you'll savor the flavor... 2. Hmm.....I don't know. What was that you called it? A 'Scat Sandwich'? __________________ [COLOR=green]"You are entitled to all the justice you can afford."[/COLOR] - A quote most true.

Apr 26, 2007, 05:57 PM	#114
Babsmack DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	1. Whoa! Are you alright?! Were you choking? 2. Wait, wait!....Ok, got it. I think it's a hair. Maybe I'll just swallow it, don't wanna know if it's the curly kind or not. __________________ [COLOR=green]"You are entitled to all the justice you can afford."[/COLOR] - A quote most true.

Apr 26, 2007, 06:09 PM	#115
Babsmack DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7 Rep Power: 0	1. whew How was that? Good enough? 2. Uh, yeah.......but how about next time you just finish saying Grace with a simple 'Amen'. These breakdancing 'finales' have got to stop. __________________ [COLOR=green]"You are entitled to all the justice you can afford."[/COLOR] - A quote most true.

Apr 26, 2007, 07:32 PM	#116
slugbug Going Broke Saving Money Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 561 Rep Power: 66 System Specs	1) and now I will perform my rendition of River Dance while simultaneously singing the theme from Sound of Music. 2)Oh my god, this Medieval Idol judging gig really sucks.

Apr 26, 2007, 10:23 PM	#117
The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	1. Hey, Watch This! 2. Zardon, what the? get the F$&% off my table! __________________

Apr 26, 2007, 10:24 PM	#118
The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	2. Do what? 1. Now pull my finger and as I bend closer to the candle... __________________

Apr 26, 2007, 10:24 PM	#119
The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	1. Now, Eat Meeee!!! 2. Wtf??? __________________

Apr 26, 2007, 10:25 PM	#120
The_Neon_Cowboy HardwareHeaven Extreme Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 16,009 Rep Power: 90 System Specs	1. I bet you $50 I can pee into this plate with out spilling a drop 2. I can't believe your doing this! __________________