GH Competition: "Hardware for Hardware Gamers": 2 GB FlexXLC Edition

elkmanwsu · May 10, 2007, 09:01 AM

1: Well you were right. This table really can support my weight.
2: Of course you fool. I got it from IKEA!

elkmanwsu · May 10, 2007, 09:11 AM

1: I cant get over how much better everything looks since we returned from Morrowind.
2: Yes, everything is much more beautiful in Cyrodil. Morrowind was too pixelated.

elkmanwsu · May 10, 2007, 09:13 AM

1: You wouldn't happen to be Kaiser Soze would you?
2: As a matter of fact I am.

elkmanwsu · May 10, 2007, 09:15 AM

1: Can I get down now?
2: NO! please! Just...one more dance.

elkmanwsu · May 10, 2007, 09:20 AM

1: Heat rises...so if I stand here I'll stay warm!
2: Good grief. My son is a nitwit.

CoolZone · May 13, 2007, 09:29 AM

Heh,I did not know that multiple entries are allowed.So here are my next entries:
(the guy with sandals when sneaking,says when the other guy saw him)
1)Oops!You saw me!
(other guy replies)
2)Do you think I'm stupid or blind?I think you are both!

CoolZone · May 13, 2007, 09:31 AM

(the guy that climbed on the table)
1) hey mate?what is there between your teeth?
(the other one)
2) your momma's golden ring

CoolZone · May 13, 2007, 09:33 AM

(the guy that sits at the table)
1) hey!Get back on the chair
(other one)
2) Sorry man!I drank so much so now i do not even see you well.

CoolZone · May 13, 2007, 09:36 AM

(the guy on the table)
1)Shhhhh!Do not move,there is a rat on the floor!
(the other guy)
2)I'm eating and you're talking about rats ?!!?!?

CoolZone · May 13, 2007, 09:39 AM

(the guy on the table)
1)there is something smelling down here!
(other guy)
2)i think you're smelling your own feet!

CoolZone · May 13, 2007, 09:41 AM

(the guy on the table)
1)i'm gonna catch you,robber!
(the other guy)
2)let me finish my meal,and after that you can chase me

CoolZone · May 13, 2007, 09:42 AM

(the guy on the table)
1)hey!look here!I'm taller than you!
(the other guy)
2)are you joking or you are really stupid?

CoolZone · May 13, 2007, 09:44 AM

(the guy on the table)
1)Hey!I see you've got the high performance OCZ memory in you pocket!
(the other guy)
2)Yeah!It's so sharp i could stick it in your arse!

CoolZone · May 13, 2007, 09:47 AM

(the guy sitting)
2)I forgot to tell you there are no screws attached to the table!
(the guy on the table)
1)Hoopsie!

ROBSCIX · May 13, 2007, 03:56 PM

1/ Damn you can see me?..isn't this Theif 3 I am in?

2/ Why no it isn't and get way from my corn...

Tril · May 15, 2007, 12:09 AM

1. I was originally a frog but a wizard changed me into a man. Please kiss me to turn me back into a frog.
2. NO. I won't kiss a frog.

Tril · May 15, 2007, 12:12 AM

1. I'll give you these sandals if you teach me how to weave a carpet like the one on your wall.
2. I accept but only if you get your feet OFF OF MY TABLE!!!

Tril · May 15, 2007, 12:18 AM

1. What's the difference between a flower and me.
2. The flower is cultivated.

thinroad · May 15, 2007, 04:04 AM

2. What is it that i forgot to do? I know its important. 1. You forgot to feed me mommy! I want breakfast, NOOOWWWW!

elkmanwsu · May 15, 2007, 06:53 AM

1: AGH! I just felt something brush against my leg.
2: Oh dear...so that wasn't you I felt creeping up my pants?

elkmanwsu · May 15, 2007, 06:57 AM

1: Marco!
2: Polo!

Da_Jewish_Fonzy · May 15, 2007, 07:03 AM

1. "sup my names Angel"

2." damn I see you givin up the clap but I aint givin no applause"

elkmanwsu · May 15, 2007, 07:06 AM

1: So you're saying that if I stand on this table for 3 days without food or drink you'll give me a 2gb set of OCZ Flex XLC RAM?
2: Precisely. I won it in a contest on this thing called the "internet". Frankly, I have no idea what it does...but I know people are dying to get their hands on it.

elkmanwsu · May 15, 2007, 07:10 AM

1: Okay! It's been 3 days. I've competely starved myself while you stuff your face right in front of me and I feel deathly ill from dehyration. Now can I have the OCZ Flex XLC RAM?
2: Hmmm...let me think about it.

thinroad · May 16, 2007, 08:45 AM

1. Look at me! I'm on the table!

2. That's nice dear. Now finish your vegetables

Jejking · May 17, 2007, 06:29 PM

1. Oh my bloody goodness, I shall have to go to the ******* bathroom.

2. Thy shall not shout in this thread!

Jejking · May 17, 2007, 06:32 PM

1. Oh my goodness, I shall have to go to the ******* bathroom.

2. Thy should watch thou language! Thou are being watched by many members right now...

Jejking · May 17, 2007, 06:34 PM

1. I heard you yesterday whispering something about ''smelly'' and ''shoes''. What did you mean?

2. Don't bother...

GutterPunk · May 18, 2007, 03:00 AM

1. ( muffled talking) Jim says "Hey Greg why the #@$@ did you send this to me, you just wiped out my work.
2. (still muffled talking) I say "Hey Jim, can you think of any funny things about this picture?"
1. (Muffled yet again) Jim replies "Hey Greg go to hell, I hope you lose the competition"
2. (Still muffleD) I say "Yeah, you can shut up and redo your work and while you do it think of something funny"
1. (kinda muffled) Jim replies "Well I'll try if you stay an hour to redo this for me" 1. Says "and that is how babies are made"
2. Ohhhh I always thought they came from storks?

And this really happened.

GutterPunk · May 18, 2007, 03:04 AM

1. z0mg TehFizarryPrinzeSS is a ninja lootzer! Z0mg Roll HaX. You don't need that!
2. Hunters NEED everything... not my fault you sux0rz! It was only cornbread lvl 5 [62 Health per 3 seconds]!

May 10, 2007, 09:01 AM	#211
elkmanwsu DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	1: Well you were right. This table really can support my weight. 2: Of course you fool. I got it from IKEA! __________________ Motherboard: ASUS P4G8X DELUXE Processor: 2.80ghz Pentium 4 @ 3.1ghz Memory: 1gb Samsung PC2100 DDR Videocard: BFG GeForce 6800 GT OC (AGP8x) Display: Samsung LNS3251D 32" LCD HDTV Sound: Sound Blaster Audigy Gamer HDD: 1x WD 36gb Raptor, 2x WD 250gb CaviarSE

May 10, 2007, 09:11 AM	#212
elkmanwsu DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	1: I cant get over how much better everything looks since we returned from Morrowind. 2: Yes, everything is much more beautiful in Cyrodil. Morrowind was too pixelated. __________________ Motherboard: ASUS P4G8X DELUXE Processor: 2.80ghz Pentium 4 @ 3.1ghz Memory: 1gb Samsung PC2100 DDR Videocard: BFG GeForce 6800 GT OC (AGP8x) Display: Samsung LNS3251D 32" LCD HDTV Sound: Sound Blaster Audigy Gamer HDD: 1x WD 36gb Raptor, 2x WD 250gb CaviarSE

May 10, 2007, 09:13 AM	#213
elkmanwsu DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	1: You wouldn't happen to be Kaiser Soze would you? 2: As a matter of fact I am. __________________ Motherboard: ASUS P4G8X DELUXE Processor: 2.80ghz Pentium 4 @ 3.1ghz Memory: 1gb Samsung PC2100 DDR Videocard: BFG GeForce 6800 GT OC (AGP8x) Display: Samsung LNS3251D 32" LCD HDTV Sound: Sound Blaster Audigy Gamer HDD: 1x WD 36gb Raptor, 2x WD 250gb CaviarSE

May 10, 2007, 09:15 AM	#214
elkmanwsu DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	1: Can I get down now? 2: NO! please! Just...one more dance. __________________ Motherboard: ASUS P4G8X DELUXE Processor: 2.80ghz Pentium 4 @ 3.1ghz Memory: 1gb Samsung PC2100 DDR Videocard: BFG GeForce 6800 GT OC (AGP8x) Display: Samsung LNS3251D 32" LCD HDTV Sound: Sound Blaster Audigy Gamer HDD: 1x WD 36gb Raptor, 2x WD 250gb CaviarSE

May 10, 2007, 09:20 AM	#215
elkmanwsu DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	1: Heat rises...so if I stand here I'll stay warm! 2: Good grief. My son is a nitwit. __________________ Motherboard: ASUS P4G8X DELUXE Processor: 2.80ghz Pentium 4 @ 3.1ghz Memory: 1gb Samsung PC2100 DDR Videocard: BFG GeForce 6800 GT OC (AGP8x) Display: Samsung LNS3251D 32" LCD HDTV Sound: Sound Blaster Audigy Gamer HDD: 1x WD 36gb Raptor, 2x WD 250gb CaviarSE

May 13, 2007, 09:29 AM	#216
CoolZone DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 599 Rep Power: 44 System Specs	Heh,I did not know that multiple entries are allowed.So here are my next entries: (the guy with sandals when sneaking,says when the other guy saw him) 1)Oops!You saw me! (other guy replies) 2)Do you think I'm stupid or blind?I think you are both!

May 13, 2007, 09:31 AM	#217
CoolZone DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 599 Rep Power: 44 System Specs	(the guy that climbed on the table) 1) hey mate?what is there between your teeth? (the other one) 2) your momma's golden ring

May 13, 2007, 09:33 AM	#218
CoolZone DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 599 Rep Power: 44 System Specs	(the guy that sits at the table) 1) hey!Get back on the chair (other one) 2) Sorry man!I drank so much so now i do not even see you well.

May 13, 2007, 09:36 AM	#219
CoolZone DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 599 Rep Power: 44 System Specs	(the guy on the table) 1)Shhhhh!Do not move,there is a rat on the floor! (the other guy) 2)I'm eating and you're talking about rats ?!!?!?

May 13, 2007, 09:39 AM	#220
CoolZone DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 599 Rep Power: 44 System Specs	(the guy on the table) 1)there is something smelling down here! (other guy) 2)i think you're smelling your own feet!

May 13, 2007, 09:41 AM	#221
CoolZone DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 599 Rep Power: 44 System Specs	(the guy on the table) 1)i'm gonna catch you,robber! (the other guy) 2)let me finish my meal,and after that you can chase me

May 13, 2007, 09:42 AM	#222
CoolZone DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 599 Rep Power: 44 System Specs	(the guy on the table) 1)hey!look here!I'm taller than you! (the other guy) 2)are you joking or you are really stupid?

May 13, 2007, 09:44 AM	#223
CoolZone DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 599 Rep Power: 44 System Specs	(the guy on the table) 1)Hey!I see you've got the high performance OCZ memory in you pocket! (the other guy) 2)Yeah!It's so sharp i could stick it in your arse!

May 13, 2007, 09:47 AM	#224
CoolZone DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 599 Rep Power: 44 System Specs	(the guy sitting) 2)I forgot to tell you there are no screws attached to the table! (the guy on the table) 1)Hoopsie!

May 13, 2007, 03:56 PM	#225
ROBSCIX DriverHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,733 Rep Power: 0	1/ Damn you can see me?..isn't this Theif 3 I am in? 2/ Why no it isn't and get way from my corn...

May 18, 2007, 03:04 AM	#240
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,947 Rep Power: 56	1. z0mg TehFizarryPrinzeSS is a ninja lootzer! Z0mg Roll HaX. You don't need that! 2. Hunters NEED everything... not my fault you sux0rz! It was only cornbread lvl 5 [62 Health per 3 seconds]! __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt

May 15, 2007, 12:09 AM	#226
Tril S-3D enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,650 Rep Power: 48 System Specs	1. I was originally a frog but a wizard changed me into a man. Please kiss me to turn me back into a frog. 2. NO. I won't kiss a frog.

May 15, 2007, 12:12 AM	#227
Tril S-3D enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,650 Rep Power: 48 System Specs	1. I'll give you these sandals if you teach me how to weave a carpet like the one on your wall. 2. I accept but only if you get your feet OFF OF MY TABLE!!!

May 15, 2007, 12:18 AM	#228
Tril S-3D enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,650 Rep Power: 48 System Specs	1. What's the difference between a flower and me. 2. The flower is cultivated.

May 15, 2007, 04:04 AM	#229
thinroad HardwareHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 46 Rep Power: 0	2. What is it that i forgot to do? I know its important. 1. You forgot to feed me mommy! I want breakfast, NOOOWWWW!

May 15, 2007, 06:53 AM	#230
elkmanwsu DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	1: AGH! I just felt something brush against my leg. 2: Oh dear...so that wasn't you I felt creeping up my pants? __________________ Motherboard: ASUS P4G8X DELUXE Processor: 2.80ghz Pentium 4 @ 3.1ghz Memory: 1gb Samsung PC2100 DDR Videocard: BFG GeForce 6800 GT OC (AGP8x) Display: Samsung LNS3251D 32" LCD HDTV Sound: Sound Blaster Audigy Gamer HDD: 1x WD 36gb Raptor, 2x WD 250gb CaviarSE

May 15, 2007, 06:57 AM	#231
elkmanwsu DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	1: Marco! 2: Polo! __________________ Motherboard: ASUS P4G8X DELUXE Processor: 2.80ghz Pentium 4 @ 3.1ghz Memory: 1gb Samsung PC2100 DDR Videocard: BFG GeForce 6800 GT OC (AGP8x) Display: Samsung LNS3251D 32" LCD HDTV Sound: Sound Blaster Audigy Gamer HDD: 1x WD 36gb Raptor, 2x WD 250gb CaviarSE

May 15, 2007, 07:03 AM	#232
Da_Jewish_Fonzy Me>You Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Da Hood Posts: 507 Rep Power: 0	1. "sup my names Angel" 2." damn I see you givin up the clap but I aint givin no applause"

May 15, 2007, 07:06 AM	#233
elkmanwsu DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	1: So you're saying that if I stand on this table for 3 days without food or drink you'll give me a 2gb set of OCZ Flex XLC RAM? 2: Precisely. I won it in a contest on this thing called the "internet". Frankly, I have no idea what it does...but I know people are dying to get their hands on it. __________________ Motherboard: ASUS P4G8X DELUXE Processor: 2.80ghz Pentium 4 @ 3.1ghz Memory: 1gb Samsung PC2100 DDR Videocard: BFG GeForce 6800 GT OC (AGP8x) Display: Samsung LNS3251D 32" LCD HDTV Sound: Sound Blaster Audigy Gamer HDD: 1x WD 36gb Raptor, 2x WD 250gb CaviarSE

May 15, 2007, 07:10 AM	#234
elkmanwsu DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	1: Okay! It's been 3 days. I've competely starved myself while you stuff your face right in front of me and I feel deathly ill from dehyration. Now can I have the OCZ Flex XLC RAM? 2: Hmmm...let me think about it. __________________ Motherboard: ASUS P4G8X DELUXE Processor: 2.80ghz Pentium 4 @ 3.1ghz Memory: 1gb Samsung PC2100 DDR Videocard: BFG GeForce 6800 GT OC (AGP8x) Display: Samsung LNS3251D 32" LCD HDTV Sound: Sound Blaster Audigy Gamer HDD: 1x WD 36gb Raptor, 2x WD 250gb CaviarSE

May 16, 2007, 08:45 AM	#235
thinroad HardwareHeaven Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 46 Rep Power: 0	1. Look at me! I'm on the table! 2. That's nice dear. Now finish your vegetables

May 17, 2007, 06:29 PM	#236
Jejking HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Europe Posts: 582 Rep Power: 0	1. Oh my bloody goodness, I shall have to go to the ******* bathroom. 2. Thy shall not shout in this thread! __________________ Strike back with Team MAD against disease, it's worth the try

May 17, 2007, 06:32 PM	#237
Jejking HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Europe Posts: 582 Rep Power: 0	1. Oh my goodness, I shall have to go to the ******* bathroom. 2. Thy should watch thou language! Thou are being watched by many members right now... __________________ Strike back with Team MAD against disease, it's worth the try

May 17, 2007, 06:34 PM	#238
Jejking HardwareHeaven Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Europe Posts: 582 Rep Power: 0	1. I heard you yesterday whispering something about ''smelly'' and ''shoes''. What did you mean? 2. Don't bother... __________________ Strike back with Team MAD against disease, it's worth the try

May 18, 2007, 03:00 AM	#239
GutterPunk I = Greatest Dood Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,947 Rep Power: 56	1. ( muffled talking) Jim says "Hey Greg why the #@$@ did you send this to me, you just wiped out my work. 2. (still muffled talking) I say "Hey Jim, can you think of any funny things about this picture?" 1. (Muffled yet again) Jim replies "Hey Greg go to hell, I hope you lose the competition" 2. (Still muffleD) I say "Yeah, you can shut up and redo your work and while you do it think of something funny" 1. (kinda muffled) Jim replies "Well I'll try if you stay an hour to redo this for me" 1. Says "and that is how babies are made" 2. Ohhhh I always thought they came from storks? And this really happened. __________________ Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt