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HardwareHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 197
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1. Will u mind, if i show some striptease here ?
2. Let me show that to u first.I do teach guys that. |
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#242 |
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HardwareHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 197
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1. Will u stop eating ? How much can one eat !!!!
2. I'm still hungry.Let me try your sex organ then. |
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#243 |
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HardwareHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 197
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1. Last night you said that you are like my sister & now u r telling me that you wanna have sex with me
![]() 2. Really ? Did i say that last night ? I can't recall it.Actually i do have a very weak memory.
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#244 |
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DriverHeaven Junior Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Lincolnshire, UK
Posts: 87
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1. "Take at look at my goods BITCH!"
2. "Don't bother... with all the aliasing I can barely even see it."
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Vista Ultimate x64 edition rocks my world! Makes XP (and lower) look like dried poo stains on the wall! Core 2 Duo E6600 @ 3.2Ghz (400Mhzx8) 1.52V (set in bios, 1.47v real) | 2GB GeIL PC6400 4-4-4-12 @ 1000Mhz 5-5-5-15 | Gigabyte DQ6 @ 1600Mhz | Sapphire 512MB X1900XTX @ 689/774 | Enermax Liberty 620W | Silverstone TJ07-B with custom watercooling | Dell 2005FPW 3dmark05 - 13140 | 3dmark06 - 6698 | SuperPi 1M - 15s |
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#245 |
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 2
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1. Well, that was quick.
2. I think I have a hair in my teeth. |
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#246 |
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Intelligent Life Form
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1. "Is this enough?"
2. "No. Now it's time for you to go and tickle a daedra."
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#247 |
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HardwareHeaven Lover
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 103
Rep Power: 40 ![]() ![]() ![]() |
1. Too bad, do you like games? Do you know what the word "windows" means?
2. Let me guess, i entered a contest but didn't windows? |
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#248 |
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Reap What You Sow.
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<nuke's Entry>
1. MILADY, I MUST INSIST THAT YOU STOP EATING THAT SANDWICH AT ONCE. IT SEEMS THAT THERE WAS A MISHAP IN THE KITCHEN AND SOMEONE MAY HAVE INADVERTENTLY "MISPLACED" PART OF THEIR FINGERS WHILE MAKING YOUR FOOD.
2. THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. I THOUGHT IT ODD TO PUT BEEF JERKY STRIPS ON A HAM SANDWICH. I THINK I'M GONNA BE ILL. <nuke takes a bow> thank u, thank u all. u love me...u really love me...
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#249 |
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 2
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1. Who's your daddy ?!
2.hmm...Darth Vader ? |
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#250 |
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I = Greatest Dood
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 5,949
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1. Musical tunes and singing "Man I feel like a woman oh ohhhhh oh ohhh oh oh"
2. shaking head in dissapointment "Your dad swore you were high when he saw you in my dress and makeup..."
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Rock On \m/ Thank you Mousey for the Sig! --------------- ![]() Intel Core2Duo E6660 (3.4GHZ) ~ Tuniq Tower 120 ~ Enermax Galaxy 1000W ~ Corsair Dominator @ 1090MHZ 5-5-5-15 (OCZ XTC Modded Cooler)~ EVGA 8800GTX W/ HR-03 Plus 120MM ~ Asus DVD-RW LiteScribe ~ LG DVD-RW ~ Corsair Voyager 2GB ReadyBoost Drive ~ Vantec Nexus Fan Controller ~ ThermalTake Armor 25CM fan ~ Personal Finance Blog: Dent Your Debt |
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#251 |
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DriverHeaven Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 1,732
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1, What?-Where did it go?
2, I don't know we had a pizza hear two seconds ago. Find my Pizza! |
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#252 |
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Reap What You Sow.
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1) Damn Woman! The Food Here Isn't That Good! You Could Have Waited Until I Sat It Down To Take A Bite. You Bit Half My Fingers Off!
2)::crunch Crunch Crunch...::
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#253 |
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HardwareHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 197
Rep Power: 0 ![]() ![]() |
1. What do you think i'm ?
2. That doesn't matter to me.You just need to show your stuffs that's all. |
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#254 |
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HH's Nokia shareholder!
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1. where is my money??
2. I don't have it now! |
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#255 |
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HardwareHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 197
Rep Power: 0 ![]() ![]() |
1. Is it viewable now mam ?
2. What the hell are you doing ? They are still covered.Go, shave once again. |
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#256 |
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HardwareHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 197
Rep Power: 0 ![]() ![]() |
1. I want to marry your daughter.
2. Nice.Sex with me & marriage with my daughter ? |
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#257 |
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HardwareHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 197
Rep Power: 0 ![]() ![]() |
1.What are you eating ? Try my stuff.
2. Get down from the F***ing table.I've already had that.Nothing special in it. |
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#258 |
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HardwareHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 197
Rep Power: 0 ![]() ![]() |
1. Wow,those are bigger than my wife's.
2. How dare you ? Those are not yet fully matured enough. |
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#259 |
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HardwareHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 197
Rep Power: 0 ![]() ![]() |
1. Will you mind if i tell you to have sex with me ?
2.No, but you gotta get my husband's permission. |
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#260 |
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HardwareHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 197
Rep Power: 0 ![]() ![]() |
1. Last night was the best night of my life.We had the best sex ever.
2. Who are you ? |
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#261 |
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HardwareHeaven Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calcutta , India
Posts: 197
Rep Power: 0 ![]() ![]() |
1. I've just shaved my stuff area from the saloon.It looks cleaner now.What do you say ?
2. What kind of F***ing saloon shaves that area ? I need to know coz i also need to shave mine. |
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#262 |
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DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 117
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1. Will you...be my wife?
2. I'm sorry I don't marry unless you're 2" and over |
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#263 |
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DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 117
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
2. Can you get off the table?
1. Wait, there's something I want to ask *pants leg catches on fire from candle*...Do you smell that? |
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#264 |
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DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 117
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2. Hmm, this chair's giving me rheumatism?
1. Then come with me...to the table top! |
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#265 |
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DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 117
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1. Your white hair...stay still, let me check for lice.
2. You think you'd find lice from that far? *rubs chin* ok proceed, only if I can check you later
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#266 |
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DriverHeaven Lover
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 117
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1. Wait for it...waittttt for itttt....*farts*
2. How intriguing... |
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#267 |
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Reap What You Sow.
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1) NUKE:"Holy Crap!! how did I wind up on this table?!?!?"
2) NPC: "Perhaps you require more ram. But where is the socket? OH MY! :O "
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#268 |
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Anti-Piracy Poster Boy
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1. I can show you the world
2. Shining shimmering splendid
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"It is because the resistance to paying for copyrighted material, although often characterized as arising from a supposed technical burden or principled concern for the public interest, arises rather from exactly the same segment of the brain that is dominant in shoplifters." - Mark Helprin, Digital Barbarism In other words, it's never okay to steal even if you think you have a good reason! www.yayitsandrew.com
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#269 |
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 2
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2. oooowwww how much for you to dance like that again?
1. 5 gold, but I will do it for free if you get your hand out of your pants |
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#270 |
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DriverHeaven Newbie
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 2
Rep Power: 0 ![]() |
1. I'll teach ya how to swing a bastard sword
2. why are your pants pointing to me? |
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