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Old May 19, 2007, 11:28 PM   #241
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1. Will u mind, if i show some striptease here ?
2. Let me show that to u first.I do teach guys that.
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Old May 19, 2007, 11:31 PM   #242
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1. Will u stop eating ? How much can one eat !!!!
2. I'm still hungry.Let me try your sex organ then.
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Old May 19, 2007, 11:43 PM   #243
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1. Last night you said that you are like my sister & now u r telling me that you wanna have sex with me


2. Really ? Did i say that last night ? I can't recall it.Actually i do have a very weak memory.
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Old May 20, 2007, 12:43 PM   #244
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Old May 21, 2007, 08:59 AM   #246
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Old May 22, 2007, 04:41 AM   #247
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Old May 22, 2007, 07:14 AM   #248
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2. THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. I THOUGHT IT ODD TO PUT BEEF JERKY STRIPS ON A HAM SANDWICH. I THINK I'M GONNA BE ILL.


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Old May 22, 2007, 01:03 PM   #249
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Old May 22, 2007, 01:09 PM   #250
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Old May 22, 2007, 08:54 PM   #251
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1, What?-Where did it go?

2, I don't know we had a pizza hear two seconds ago. Find my Pizza!
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Old May 23, 2007, 06:22 AM   #252
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Old May 23, 2007, 09:30 PM   #253
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1. What do you think i'm ?
2. That doesn't matter to me.You just need to show your stuffs that's all.
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Old May 23, 2007, 09:34 PM   #254
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Old May 23, 2007, 09:35 PM   #255
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1. Is it viewable now mam ?

2. What the hell are you doing ? They are still covered.Go, shave once again.
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Old May 23, 2007, 09:40 PM   #256
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1. I want to marry your daughter.

2. Nice.Sex with me & marriage with my daughter ?
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Old May 23, 2007, 09:42 PM   #257
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1.What are you eating ? Try my stuff.
2. Get down from the F***ing table.I've already had that.Nothing special in it.
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Old May 23, 2007, 09:46 PM   #258
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1. Wow,those are bigger than my wife's.
2. How dare you ? Those are not yet fully matured enough.
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Old May 23, 2007, 09:48 PM   #259
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1. Will you mind if i tell you to have sex with me ?
2.No, but you gotta get my husband's permission.
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Old May 23, 2007, 09:50 PM   #260
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1. Last night was the best night of my life.We had the best sex ever.

2. Who are you ?
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Old May 23, 2007, 09:57 PM   #261
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1. I've just shaved my stuff area from the saloon.It looks cleaner now.What do you say ?

2. What kind of F***ing saloon shaves that area ? I need to know coz i also need to
shave mine.
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Old May 24, 2007, 08:53 PM   #262
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1. Will you...be my wife?
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Old May 24, 2007, 08:55 PM   #263
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2. Can you get off the table?
1. Wait, there's something I want to ask *pants leg catches on fire from candle*...Do you smell that?
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Old May 24, 2007, 08:58 PM   #264
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1. Then come with me...to the table top!
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Old May 24, 2007, 08:59 PM   #265
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1. Your white hair...stay still, let me check for lice.
2. You think you'd find lice from that far? *rubs chin* ok proceed, only if I can check you later
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Old May 24, 2007, 09:01 PM   #266
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1. Wait for it...waittttt for itttt....*farts*
2. How intriguing...
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Old May 25, 2007, 12:15 PM   #267
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Old May 25, 2007, 03:29 PM   #268
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2. oooowwww how much for you to dance like that again?

1. 5 gold, but I will do it for free if you get your hand out of your pants
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Old May 25, 2007, 04:29 PM   #270
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