Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Review @ CVG

Vikingod · Nov 19, 2007, 02:45 PM

Source: CVG
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All right, we're going to give this the benefit of the doubt. Because to review Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games properly, we'd have to invent a cloning machine, build it, feed ourselves in like photocopier paper, then distribute our army of clone-twins across the country to find out how many laughs (or tears) the game delivers at every party and family get-together in the UK. And the problem is that we're too fat to fit inside the cloning machine.

All we know is that our deadline-addled little NGamer family - the one we can test without a PhD in cloneology - has been doing a lot of what you humans call laughing. We've been giggling at Dr Eggman's gangly legs scissoring over hurdles; chuckling as Matthew and Kittsy take things far too seriously during one-on-one fencing; and doubling up at poor souls actually grunting in pain during the wrist-numbing 4x100m swim.

Nov 19, 2007, 02:45 PM	#1
Vikingod Int'l Fish Liaison Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: By the light of lamp I sit and type... Posts: 16,197 Rep Power: 112 System Specs	Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Review @ CVG Source: CVG ____________ All right, we're going to give this the benefit of the doubt. Because to review Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games properly, we'd have to invent a cloning machine, build it, feed ourselves in like photocopier paper, then distribute our army of clone-twins across the country to find out how many laughs (or tears) the game delivers at every party and family get-together in the UK. And the problem is that we're too fat to fit inside the cloning machine. All we know is that our deadline-addled little NGamer family - the one we can test without a PhD in cloneology - has been doing a lot of what you humans call laughing. We've been giggling at Dr Eggman's gangly legs scissoring over hurdles; chuckling as Matthew and Kittsy take things far too seriously during one-on-one fencing; and doubling up at poor souls actually grunting in pain during the wrist-numbing 4x100m swim.