Here come the steamrollers, newbs," says the text box floating above the crumpled body in front of my group. "Time to call in the level 80s. I thought you guys wanted to get quests done." I can't imagine any better victory in a massively multiplayer online role-playing game: Not only is the opponent beaten in the digital world, but defeat has triggered something akin to the Kubler-Ross stages of grief in his real-life brain. His ultimatum is Hyboria's version of bargaining; I'm sure he flashed through anger and denial at some point during our brawl.
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