Beach/Bad Driver Song

SFOSOK · Jun 29, 2006, 07:46 AM

Stuck in traffic after eating some sand,
Wish I was good enough to play in a band.
Though I can't stop air guitarin while I drive,
Weavin all over the road barely made it home alive.

What more of a perfect day than this,
To be stuck on a freeway with the smell of piss.
Bad drivers all around waving at me,
Makes me want to go back to the sea.

Some were yelling moral encouragement,
Like "Get off the road you f*cking lunatic".
Ah what a great day it was,
Pissin off all those people just because.

-Kellenberger, Jonathan J.

SFOSOK · Jul 8, 2006, 04:44 AM

Wow I guess no one found this funny?

Don't I feel dumb lol

Markius · Jul 8, 2006, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SFOSOK

Stuck in traffic after eating some sand,
Wish I was good enough to play in a band.
Though I can't stop air guitarin while I drive,
Weavin all over the road barely made it home alive.

What more of a perfect day than this,
To be stuck on a freeway with the smell of piss.
Bad drivers all around waving at me,
Makes me want to go back to the sea.

Some were yelling moral encouragement,
Like "Get off the road you f*cking lunatic".
Ah what a great day it was,
Pissin off all those people just because.

-Kellenberger, Jonathan J.

yeah man, not that funny really

Razgriz · Jul 8, 2006, 07:00 PM

quit drinking gdf......

Jun 29, 2006, 07:46 AM	#1
SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 89 System Specs	Beach/Bad Driver Song Stuck in traffic after eating some sand, Wish I was good enough to play in a band. Though I can't stop air guitarin while I drive, Weavin all over the road barely made it home alive. What more of a perfect day than this, To be stuck on a freeway with the smell of piss. Bad drivers all around waving at me, Makes me want to go back to the sea. Some were yelling moral encouragement, Like "Get off the road you fcking lunatic". Ah what a great day it was, Pissin off all those people just because. -Kellenberger, Jonathan J. __________________ Warning* - Explicit Content Preceeding METAL!!

Jul 8, 2006, 04:44 AM	Thread Starter #2
SFOSOK 939 Goin Strong Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,033 Rep Power: 89 System Specs	Wow I guess no one found this funny? Don't I feel dumb lol __________________ Warning - Explicit Content Preceeding METAL!!

Jul 8, 2006, 07:00 PM	#4
Razgriz Intelligence? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the edge of insanity Posts: 1,183 Rep Power: 53	quit drinking gdf......