Sock Lover By Arthur Smith

SneakKiller · Jul 9, 2004, 05:34 PM

Sock Lover By Arthur Smith

I've got 47 socks
Including 11 pairs
Lovers come and wear my socks
Move on and leave me theirs

Heres a red sock for example
Belonging one to Kim
She who now cooks lunch for Gary
This green sock belongs to him!

Every sock can tell a story
They have ambitions of their own
When I go out with two old favourites
Sometimes one does not come home

On my left foot theres a white sock
On my right foot theres a blue
Even though they smell somewhat
They make me think of you

People say odd socks is crazy
People say I'm queer
People say I've lost my marbles
Well I haven't I've got them here

I've got 47 marbles
Including 11 pairs
Lovers come and roll my marbles
Move on and roll me theirs

Falstaff · Jul 10, 2004, 02:09 AM

?....hey thats kinda risque aint it....lol

Jul 9, 2004, 05:34 PM	#1
SneakKiller DriverHeaven Newbie Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2 Rep Power: 0	Sock Lover By Arthur Smith Sock Lover By Arthur Smith I've got 47 socks Including 11 pairs Lovers come and wear my socks Move on and leave me theirs Heres a red sock for example Belonging one to Kim She who now cooks lunch for Gary This green sock belongs to him! Every sock can tell a story They have ambitions of their own When I go out with two old favourites Sometimes one does not come home On my left foot theres a white sock On my right foot theres a blue Even though they smell somewhat They make me think of you People say odd socks is crazy People say I'm queer People say I've lost my marbles Well I haven't I've got them here I've got 47 marbles Including 11 pairs Lovers come and roll my marbles Move on and roll me theirs

Jul 10, 2004, 02:09 AM	#2
Falstaff Old Codger Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USAFA Posts: 19,048 Rep Power: 207	?....hey thats kinda risque aint it....lol __________________ "Inspiration is always a surprising visitor."